Rufus Lee King: ZAZ: * Warning: 67% chance that a randomly selected toll free number will get you phone sex.Well, that explains it. I called them up, telling them that I wanted to dig a trench, and Paris Hilton shows up at my door.
Rufus Lee King: Well, could have been worse. Could have ripped up a gas line.
smadge1: Wait, were these wires in the ground, or overhead?Fail either way...
runescorpio: Rufus Lee King: Well, could have been worse. Could have ripped up a gas line.Seriously. If he found the electrical he wasn't far off. Dunno why amateur DIY'ers think they can go digging around the house in suburbia without the locations of all the buried crap.
Rufus Lee King: Well, could have been worse. Could have ripped up a gas fiber optic line.
Rufus Lee King: MBrady: I did not realize that gas lines are run overhead in your area.Might have misread a bit. Shut up.
Aulus: Three years ago, a neighbor tried running a self propelled bucket lift:[people.delphiforums.com image 768x576]between two houses across the alley from me. He failed to take into account the heavy rails and the resulting softening of the soil and the pressure caved in the foundation/basement wall of one house. It took a crane and a tow truck to get the bucket lift out, leaving this:[people.delphiforums.com image 768x576]
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