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(Examiner)   "Is it possible that an Extraterrestrial War involving humans and aliens lead to the detonation of a weapon on Earth, which then resulted in the mutations of a population of dinosaurs into shape shifting-enabled entities?"   (examiner.com ) divider line
    More: Obvious, World War III, Extraterrestrial War, dinosaurs, shape-shifter, world wars, weapon on Earth, David Icke, mutations  
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2012-10-13 03:23:51 AM  
Okay people, I know it's fun and all, but The Secret World is just a game, not an interactive guide to the real world.
 
2012-10-13 03:32:05 AM  
That was so much insane gibberish that I can only assume the entire article is a mind-control plot.
 
2012-10-13 05:00:48 AM  
The interview appeared to suggest that "terrestrial alien" reptilians continue to blame humans for the mass extinction of dinosaurs and their habitat, and that the alleged shape shifting descendants of dinosaurs seek to enact "revenge" by orchestrating a World War III scenario through human hosts who have allowed themselves to be used by alien interests.

Ridley Scott should cut this guy a check.
 
2012-10-13 08:22:00 AM  
No.
 
2012-10-13 08:37:36 AM  
No.
 
2012-10-13 08:38:49 AM  
Count me in for a "no" vote as well.
 
2012-10-13 08:42:42 AM  
Amendment: No, plus the guys in the article are imbeciles.
 
2012-10-13 08:44:21 AM  
Long answer: NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
2012-10-13 08:45:11 AM  
WTF? This is why you don't let people high on 'shrooms near a keyboard.
 
2012-10-13 08:46:39 AM  
wtfamireading.jpg
 
2012-10-13 08:48:27 AM  
No. Next question.
 
das
2012-10-13 08:50:57 AM  
No.

Has anyone said this yet???
 
2012-10-13 08:52:57 AM  
No.
 
2012-10-13 08:53:02 AM  

shotglasss: WTF? This is why you don't let people high on 'shrooms near a keyboard.


Wow. This coming from you shots.
 
2012-10-13 08:54:00 AM  
Sounds perfectly reasonable to me.

Coming up next: Was Jack The Ripper really the Loch Ness Monster?

/Bullshiat or Not?
 
2012-10-13 08:55:28 AM  

Kiribub: Amendment: No, plus the guys in the article are imbeciles.


I have to include subby, too, for being so ignorant and lazy as to cut and paste the badly written graf.
 
2012-10-13 08:56:27 AM  
It looks like someone is confusing Doctor Who and reality again.
 
2012-10-13 08:58:06 AM  
That's as plausible as Scientology.
 
2012-10-13 08:59:45 AM  
Well sure, it's possible.
 
2012-10-13 09:00:26 AM  
I don't understand what this article is about.

/I read it twice...
/it was written in English, right?
 
2012-10-13 09:20:04 AM  
cdn2.mamapop.com

/approves this message
 
2012-10-13 09:20:23 AM  
Someone accidentally published a stack of papers from a fifth grade creative writing experiment that went off the rails instead of the article. It happens.
 
2012-10-13 09:23:19 AM  
That's just dumb. Everyone knows the shapeshifting mutant dinosaurs were wiped out when Bigfoot sank Atlantis.
 
NFA [TotalFark]
2012-10-13 09:26:16 AM  
i.qkme.me
 
2012-10-13 09:30:59 AM  
Is the Time Cube guy branching out?
 
2012-10-13 09:31:27 AM  
assets.diylol.com

/obligatory
//also hot
 
2012-10-13 09:34:02 AM  
WtfdidIjustread.jpeg

Is this from an episode of Star Trek Voyager?
 
2012-10-13 09:43:35 AM  
This is David Icke Bro

David Icke

According to British writer David Icke, 5- to 12-foot (1.5-3.7 m) tall, blood-drinking, shape-shifting reptilian humanoids from the Alpha Draconis star system, now hiding in underground bases, are the force behind a worldwide conspiracy against humanity.[7] He contends that most of the world's leaders are related to these reptilians, including George W. Bush of the United States, and Queen Elizabeth II of the United Kingdom.[8] Icke's conspiracy theories now have supporters in 47 countries and he frequently gives lectures to crowds of 2,500 or more.[9] American writer Vicki Santillano ranked the notion that "Reptilian humanoids control all of us" as one of the 10 most popular conspiracy theories.[10]

Reptoid hypothesis

Icke introduced the reptoid hypothesis in The Biggest Secret (1999), which identified the Brotherhood as descendents of reptilians from the constellation Draco, who walk on two legs and appear human, and who live in tunnels and caverns inside the earth. He argues that the reptilians are the race of gods known as the Anunnaki in the Babylonian creation myth, Enûma Eliš.[43] According to Barkun, Icke's idea of "inner-earth reptilians" is not new, though he has done more than most to expand it.[44]
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The Draco constellation from Uranographia by Johannes Hevelius, 1690. Icke's "reptoid hypothesis" posits that humanity is ruled by descendents of reptilians from Draco.[45]

Lewis and Kahn write that Icke has taken his "ancient astronaut" narrative from the Israeli-American writer, Zecharia Sitchin, who argued-for example in Divine Encounters (1995)-that the Anunnaki had come to Earth for its precious metals. Icke argues that they came specifically for "monoatomic gold," a mineral he says can increase the carrying capacity of the nervous system ten thousandfold. After ingesting it, the reptilians can process vast amounts of information, speed up trans-dimensional travel, and shapeshift from reptilian to human form.[46] They use human fear, guilt, and aggression as energy. "Thus we have the encouragement of wars," he wrote in 1999, "human genocide, the mass slaughter of animals, sexual perversions which create highly charged negative energy, and black magic ritual and sacrifice which takes place on a scale that will stagger those who have not studied the subject."[47] Lewis and Kahn argue that Icke is using allegory to depict the alien, and alienating, nature of global capitalism.[48]

Icke writes that the Anunnaki have crossbred with human beings, the breeding lines chosen for political reasons, arguing that they are the Watchers, the fallen angels, or "Grigori," who mated with human women in the Biblical apocrypha. Their first reptilian-human hybrid, possibly Adam, was created 200,000-300,000 years ago. There was a second breeding program 30,000 years ago, and a third 7,000 years ago. It is the half-bloods of the third breeding program who today control the world, more Anunnaki than human, he writes. They have a powerful, hypnotic stare, the origin of the phrase to "give someone the evil eye," and their hybrid DNA allows them to shapeshift when they consume human blood.[49]

In Children of the Matrix (2001), he added that the Anunnaki bred with another extraterrestrial race called the "Nordics," who had blond hair and blue eyes, to produce a race of human slave masters, the Aryans. The Aryans retain many reptilian traits, including cold-blooded attitudes, a desire for top-down control, and an obsession with ritual, lending them a tendency toward fascism, rationalism, and racism. Lewis and Kahn write that, with the Nordic hypothesis, Icke is mirroring standard claims by the far right that the Aryan bloodline has ruled the Earth throughout history.[50]

David Icke is one of the forms of lunacy that Alex Jones supports
 
2012-10-13 09:54:41 AM  
I wish.
 
2012-10-13 10:03:45 AM  
Show me what physical mechanism might allow for biological shapeshifting to take place, and maybe I'll listen. So would the Nobel committee, by the way. Just saying.
 
2012-10-13 10:08:32 AM  
Up next...hairless cats.

Weird!
 
2012-10-13 10:09:43 AM  

shotglasss: WTF? This is why you don't let people high on 'shrooms near a keyboard.


Are you kidding me? This is exactly why you DO let people high on 'shrooms near keyboards.
 
2012-10-13 10:22:56 AM  
Anyone have a link to the trailer?
 
2012-10-13 10:23:06 AM  

Millennium: Show me what physical mechanism might allow for biological shapeshifting to take place, and maybe I'll listen. So would the Nobel committee, by the way. Just saying.


I posted it already

its nonsense
 
2012-10-13 10:23:38 AM  
No.
 
2012-10-13 10:24:46 AM  
Mo-fir tried to warn you all, but nobody listen to Mo-fir
 
2012-10-13 10:28:54 AM  
Take it from me, as someone who regularly speaks with aliens, and a spy, here to document the human experience - This guy is a complete wackjob.
 
2012-10-13 10:28:56 AM  

cheezitmojo: shotglasss: WTF? This is why you don't let people high on 'shrooms near a keyboard.

Are you kidding me? This is exactly why you DO let people high on 'shrooms near keyboards.


cdn2.holytaco.com

Counterpoint
 
2012-10-13 10:29:36 AM  
Is it possible that one day the English-speaking world will realize that the past tense of "lead" is "led"?

/fighting a losing battle
//loosing?
 
2012-10-13 10:36:53 AM  
If these aliens are advanced enough to flawlessly mimic the appearance of humans, why do they have so much trouble mimicking our grammar?
 
2012-10-13 10:39:17 AM  
How 'bout no.
 
2012-10-13 10:40:42 AM  

Xanlexian: No. Next question.


Beat me to it.
 
2012-10-13 10:49:37 AM  
Wait! Let's not dismiss this too quickly.

Sure it seems unlikely, but it DOES provide an explanation for those sightings of cylindrical-type UFO's that have been reported over the years.

I mean if they aren't ancient high-technology vehicles operated by secret shape-shifting descendants of the Dinosaurs, what possible explanation for them is there?
 
2012-10-13 11:01:14 AM  

jfarkinB: If these aliens are advanced enough to flawlessly mimic the appearance of humans, why do they have so much trouble mimicking our grammar?


The Black Heart only taught them archaic grammar. It's hard to keep up.
 
2012-10-13 11:06:46 AM  
I find it amusing that this is the second 'alien invasion' story I've seen on fark in the week that XCOM released.
 
2012-10-13 11:10:06 AM  
i once had a coworker who appeared to be a normal guy (younger, clean cut, pretty wife, couple of kids and succesful in my company).

One day though, we got into a discussion about politics. That is when the weird stuff started. He described to me that he liked to meditate and one day he entered a trance like state and the secrets of the world were revealed to him. One of these big secrets was that the main world leaders and the heads of religion finance and industry were these shapeshifting lizard men. Then there was a lot of stuff about the illuminati and Bildebergers and the like. I about fell out of my chair when I realized he was serious. Never talk politics at work.
 
2012-10-13 11:13:44 AM  

Millennium: Show me what physical mechanism might allow for biological shapeshifting to take place, and maybe I'll listen. So would the Nobel committee, by the way. Just saying.


Yew meen thoze guyz hu gav Obammer a medal fer showin' up? Hu'd want won of thoze?
 
2012-10-13 11:17:58 AM  
Not anymore implausible than jebus raising the dead.
 
2012-10-13 11:22:19 AM  

Free Radical: Not anymore implausible than jebus raising the dead.


*clicks smart button*

+1
 
2012-10-13 11:22:26 AM  

karasoth: This is David Icke Bro


Wasn't he a guest on Coast-to-Coast with Art Bell years ago? That's all I need to know....

/ I miss the 90's, that's when the derp was clearly identified and relegated to late-night entertainment.....
 
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