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(Keloland)   Armored car company "either lost or misplaced" five bags of money, says they've checked the couch cushions and their pants pockets, and they would really appreciate it if you would return the large bags of unmarked cash if you happen to find them   (keloland.com) divider line 23
    More: Fail, pockets, couch, plastic bags, Sioux Falls  
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2012-10-13 12:41:35 AM
Ned? Ned Ryerson?
 
2012-10-13 12:58:18 AM
If you find the money, you're asked to call the FBI's office in Sioux Falls at 605-334-6881.

Correction. Please email MisterTweak, and I will immediately pick up this dangerous lost shipment and return it for you. You can just leave the bags on your front porch, don't stay up late on my account - I'll take care of it for you!
 
2012-10-13 01:32:25 AM
I just found 5 bags of unmarked cash totaling $314,159.00. I returned the 5 bags of unmarked cash totaling $12,000.00 to the FBI, who are looking to return the 5 unmarked bags of cash totaling $1.92 and an empty bag of Big League Chew to the armored drivers.
 
2012-10-13 02:50:29 AM
But they want to warn you, that if you have found the cash or know where it's at, you need to turn it in to authorities or you could face prosecution.

They haven't got the slightest clue where this money is yet they try to come off like they'll know you have it if you have it so better just turn it in.

/lol
 
2012-10-13 02:58:05 AM

jaylectricity: Ned? Ned Ryerson?


farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2012-10-13 03:00:46 AM
www.xefer.com

Doesn't know where the money is, but he knows where it is going to be...
 
2012-10-13 03:32:02 AM
"But they want to warn you, that if you have found the cash or know where it's at, you need to turn it in to authorities or you could face prosecution."

A professional writer wrote this sentence. Just think about that for a second...

He also wrote "upmost".

Wow...
 
2012-10-13 03:55:58 AM
Don't have it, wish I did.
 
2012-10-13 04:06:44 AM
Ha! Yeah. I would take the karmic hit of stealing that money. Normally, I deplore theft, but, well, yeah.
 
2012-10-13 05:08:27 AM
Given the caliber of armored car employees, I can totally believe that they just misplaced it. As in they genuinely misplaced it and have no idea where it is, or even if they actually took possession of it at the bank.

"Duh!" doesn't even begin to describe it.
 
2012-10-13 05:41:58 AM
Give the money back? Yeah right.

www.silverdisc.com
 
2012-10-13 06:03:33 AM
"a large amount of cash that was either lost or misplaced by an armored car company."

Not to worry, it could just be misplaced.
 
2012-10-13 07:37:12 AM
And that is why the company should put GPS trackers in bags of money. It's that easy.
 
2012-10-13 09:22:19 AM

DerAppie: And that is why the company should put GPS trackers in bags of money. It's that easy.



A crook would take the money out of the bag. It's that easy
 
2012-10-13 09:28:44 AM

Pray 4 Mojo: "But they want to warn you, that if you have found the cash or know where it's at, you need to turn it in to authorities or you could face prosecution."

A professional writer wrote this sentence. Just think about that for a second...

He also wrote "upmost".

Wow...


The problem with a "professional writer" for an online news source is sort of like the problem with teachers... only people stupid enough to accept shiat pay for a shiat career end up doing the job... and are thus shiat tier.

/No personal offense was meant to any butt hurt teachers
 
2012-10-13 09:48:14 AM

jaylectricity: Ned? Ned Ryerson?


Bing!
 
2012-10-13 10:12:24 AM
Check the employee roster for anyone named Korzine.
 
2012-10-13 10:42:05 AM
Am I in before the Brinks job?
 
2012-10-13 11:29:10 AM

hubris73: [www.xefer.com image 500x365]

Doesn't know where the money is, but he knows where it is going to be...


He sounds sweet...
 
2012-10-13 01:58:37 PM

wrenchboy: DerAppie: And that is why the company should put GPS trackers in bags of money. It's that easy.


A crook would take the money out of the bag. It's that easy


A stupid crook would take the bags home and then take the money out of the bag.
 
2012-10-13 01:58:39 PM
I found the bags but they were empty.
Honest
 
2012-10-13 04:19:38 PM
Caught red handed...
farm1.staticflickr.com
 
2012-10-14 08:24:47 PM
Found it!

images.businessweek.com
 
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