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2012-10-12 09:34:28 PM
20 votes:
fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net
2012-10-12 08:56:20 PM
18 votes:

stoli n coke: Possibly. Or it could have been some idiot with a hunting rifle who fired once, then ran off.


Or it could have been...

static.guim.co.uk

...a potato gun.

i.imgur.com

YYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!
2012-10-12 08:57:37 PM
12 votes:
memecrunch.com
2012-10-12 08:53:44 PM
11 votes:
The State Department is saying it was some people pissed off about a video.
2012-10-12 10:35:49 PM
7 votes:

neenerist: libranoelrose: Zeno-25: [i.imgur.com image 500x750]

Is that racist?

It's random. That shirt is available with a wide variety of colours and structures. In some regions "put the puce back in the puce gazebo" is particularly popular. Drawing unproven conclusions from that one example demonstrates an inherent bias.


i.imgur.com
2012-10-12 08:57:24 PM
7 votes:
I am ashamed that somehow farkers think this has to do with politics when anyone thinking clearly knows this has to do with the Broncos losing Tebow. I'm sure whoever took the shot is using iphone 5 maps
2012-10-12 09:45:47 PM
6 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-10-12 09:02:38 PM
6 votes:

lamric: Sounds more like a disgruntled democrat showing disdain for Biden's loss.


You should open a window when you are gluing decals on your special hat.
www.especialneeds.com
2012-10-12 09:00:03 PM
6 votes:

physt: And that how we know Biden one last night.


Are you having a stroke?
2012-10-12 08:57:53 PM
6 votes:
Democrats: OMG, Repulitards are disgusting! Way to stay classy! I hope this guy burns in hell!

Republicans: OMG, Demorats probably set this up to make us look bad! I wouldn't put it past them.

Reality: Cool! Got a new gun! This is nifty! I can twirl it on me finger, I can quick draw it, I can do the side shoot like a gangster *BANG!* Holy crap, better GTFO!
2012-10-12 08:51:56 PM
6 votes:
I saw a guy throw a snowball at a Stevie Harper campaign sign once. It was a needlessly barbaric act.
2012-10-12 09:06:41 PM
5 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com

"Windows don't shoot back."
2012-10-12 09:00:37 PM
5 votes:
Probably just Cheney on a hunting trip.
2012-10-12 08:59:52 PM
5 votes:

lamric: Sounds more like a disgruntled democrat showing disdain for Biden's loss.


redstatements.co

Oh you!
2012-10-12 08:54:12 PM
5 votes:

AdolfOliverPanties: True, but they do have a "vehicle of interest" in this. There were people there at the time. This wasn't after hours like when Eric Cantor's office was hit by a stray bullet or whatever.


Trans-Am?
2012-10-12 11:43:46 PM
4 votes:
Lets review, shall we?

Obama/Biden:
img844.imageshack.us

Romney/ThatOtherGuy:
img213.imageshack.us

/any questions?
2012-10-12 09:11:10 PM
4 votes:
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
2012-10-12 08:54:40 PM
4 votes:
All right, let's start with the trolls and predictions:
Random occurrence / moron didn't even know it was a DNC office.
TEA BAGGER / card carrying NRA member
FALSE FLAG OPERATION

Place your bets! We need a voting option.
2012-10-13 12:17:32 AM
3 votes:

Smeggy Smurf:

Ryan didn't cover the spread. He should have made Biden cry like the little biatch he is. I'm figuring Biden was drunk so he forgot he was a biatch.


www.brendanmcginley.com
2012-10-12 11:32:04 PM
3 votes:
wdtprs.com
2012-10-12 10:49:22 PM
3 votes:

libranoelrose: neenerist: libranoelrose: Zeno-25: [i.imgur.com image 500x750]

Is that racist?

It's random. That shirt is available with a wide variety of colours and structures. In some regions "put the puce back in the puce gazebo" is particularly popular. Drawing unproven conclusions from that one example demonstrates an inherent bias.

[i.imgur.com image 500x750]


Nice.

Somehow that train of thought led me to this:

i75.photobucket.com
.quick'n'dirty
2012-10-12 10:20:54 PM
3 votes:
imgboot.com
2012-10-12 09:47:29 PM
3 votes:

Almet: I always thought the politics tab was bad, but when politics hits the main page.....jesus.


The politics tab is the politics tab, but at least 75%+ people there at least can articulate a thought, even if that thought is demonstrably incorrect.

Main pagers talking about politics act like undeservedly smug stroke victims whipping their drool streamers at each other. It's amazing
2012-10-12 09:39:11 PM
3 votes:
memearchive.net
2012-10-12 09:16:25 PM
3 votes:

randomjsa: Cripes.

Serious libs. Track down a few Democrats with conceal carry and get over your anti-conceal carry for a few weeks. We won't make fun of you that much.

Okay we probably will but that's better than getting shot up.


So, Democrats don't have guns? Then why are conservatives scared to venture into some "attractive and successful" Democratic leaning neighborhoods?

You may now resume cry-jacking it to Bedtime for Bonzo, libbynomore2.
2012-10-12 09:12:50 PM
3 votes:
Little known fact. Republicans are disgusting demon-possessed Neanderthals with the wit of a dead cockroach and lots and lots of guns. This is why we will all vote for the Muslim socialist -- the lesser of two evils.
2012-10-12 09:09:37 PM
3 votes:

Atomic Spunk: Looks like you were having a written orgasm.


You can almost picture the words shooting forth from the fingertips and splattering across the keyboard in a big, blinding orgasm of stupid.
2012-10-12 09:05:16 PM
3 votes:
But I thought Republicans liked taking it hard.

Or is that just in airport bathrooms?
2012-10-12 08:57:40 PM
3 votes:

douchebag/hater: Mods? You're letting your biases show.

When a Bush headquarters was shot at, another had a Molotov cocktail thrown at it and a third was broken into you couldn't be bothered to post anything about them.


So vote Republican
2012-10-12 08:50:30 PM
3 votes:
In before "Reichstag fire"-like denials are...

KIA: Mmm-hmm. And you have what kind of proof for that contention?


...dammit.
2012-10-12 08:49:51 PM
3 votes:
What was this Fark Independent's handle?
2012-10-13 10:53:55 AM
2 votes:

Thunderpipes: colossal dick


t.qkme.me
2012-10-13 03:10:57 AM
2 votes:

dfenstrate: I love how all these leftist farkers still think Biden won- he was a boor, a clown. You're all blind to it because you agree with Biden, and presume to have the irrefutable moral high ground, which justifies his obnoxious behavior. Guess what? The middle voters didn't buy it, and saw him for an ass.

But hey, at least you enjoyed it. That's gotta be worth something.


www.memes.at
2012-10-13 01:28:54 AM
2 votes:

legalgus: Big brain Fark. You idiots need to get a mental check or at least learn how to listen and read. Majority of news, even liberal CNN ,gives Ryan the win over Biden, the consummate boob. Keep alluding yourselves, liberals, you're going down in November.


"alluding?"
2012-10-13 12:58:30 AM
2 votes:
www.picsthatdontsuck.com

Idiots.
2012-10-13 12:54:58 AM
2 votes:

otto the bull: I sure as hell wouldn't want to be stuck on the south side of Chicago if Obama loses.



let me translate that for you: "i see your second amendment herpderp, and raise you a dogwhistle."
2012-10-12 11:25:05 PM
2 votes:

Doppleganger871: I suppose this is better than liberals pissing all over the place.


we usually clean up afterwords, and she asked me to so...
2012-10-12 11:16:38 PM
2 votes:

Markoff_Cheney: Weaver95: Granted, I just started with the Democrats this week but the worst I've seen so far has been a couple of insults and a several people hanging up on me. And the insults weren't very inspired - one guy called me a nigg*r lover and a church lady called me 'ungodly' and that she'd pray for my hellbound soul. that's about it tho. no violence, just insults. And even the insults have been pretty rare.

WEAVER, YOU HAVE GROWN SO MUCH, I AM SO PROUD OF YOU.


yeah, wanna know something else that's scary? one or two of the local democrats were talking about who they're gonna run for local offices in 2013 and they started looking me....
2012-10-12 11:04:31 PM
2 votes:
weknowmemes.com
Just wait till somebody gets serriously hurt and we can watch the apologies fly.
2012-10-12 10:06:40 PM
2 votes:
cdn.ebaumsworld.com
2012-10-12 09:59:46 PM
2 votes:

libranoelrose: BrassArt: Subby obviously didn't watch the debate.

I don't get it. What does that mean?


It means that that logically we can conclude BrassArt is the subby.
2012-10-12 09:44:02 PM
2 votes:
I think this pretty well sums up the level headed discussion coming from both sides here
i141.photobucket.com
2012-10-12 09:30:39 PM
2 votes:

Spare Me: brianbankerus: The fear-mongering on the right gives rise to extremism. Extremism is never a good thing.

I'm so sick of the right and its propaganda.

You want to see extremism, watch what happens when Obama loses. The strategy of destroying America from within the system will have failed. The left will have no other choice but getting the "Revolucion" freak on.


Better stock up on bottled water and canned goods now, to be on the safe side. In fact, you might want to head for your bunker now and wait until you get the all-clear on Nov. 7th. Can't be too careful.
2012-10-12 09:18:57 PM
2 votes:

Elephantman: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x850]


i18.photobucket.com

No Water, No Moon

When the nun Chiyono studied Zen under Bukko of Engaku she was unable to attain the fruits of meditation for a long time.

At last one moonlit night she was carrying water in an old pail bound with bamboo. The bamboo broke and the bottom fell out of the pail, and at that moment Chiyono was set free!

In commemoration, she wrote a poem:

In this way and that I tried to save the old pail
Since the bamboo strip was weakening and about
to break
Until at last the bottom fell out.
No more water in the pail!
No more moon in the water!
2012-10-12 09:18:41 PM
2 votes:
sovereign citizen fighting legal theft
2012-10-12 09:15:40 PM
2 votes:

Elephantman: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x850]


"If a man sells his daughter as a servant, she is not to go free as menservants do." Exodus 21:7
2012-10-12 09:15:23 PM
2 votes:

James F. Campbell: More of this will follow if the Republicans lose. The batshiat crazy screwheads that make up your modern conservative party have been programmed to "exercise their Second Amendment" rights if things don't go the way they want.


Woops, missed this the first time.

Let me see... Tea Party demonstrations... OWS demonstrations...

Remind me again which of these groups was responsible for riots, destruction, and various criminal acts? You're a damn fool if you think the dangerous and unhinged ones likely to go on a rampage if they can't have their way are the right wingers. OWS was nothing but a bunch of dangerous and unhinged people who were on a rampage because they couldn't have their way.
2012-10-12 09:14:04 PM
2 votes:
Listen, you farkers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore.

Listen, you farkers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore.

Listen, you farkers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the c*nts, the dogs, the filth, the shiat. Here is a man who stood up.

imageshack.us
2012-10-12 09:12:44 PM
2 votes:

rustypouch: But I thought Republicans liked taking it hard.

Or is that just in airport bathrooms?


Well, it is known leftist dislike hard things, like spines for instance.
2012-10-12 09:04:36 PM
2 votes:
This is all part of Obama's plan to bring the UN into America to confiscate all our guns.
2012-10-12 09:04:08 PM
2 votes:
I see what this is about. You libtards haven't gotten over the shellacking Obama received last week. So you're grasping at straws with a crazy old coot nobody takes seriously. Obama lost last week and will lose next week. Uhhhh Get over it Uhhhh.
2012-10-12 09:03:12 PM
2 votes:

brianbankerus: The fear-mongering on the right gives rise to extremism. Extremism is never a good thing.

I'm so sick of the right and its propaganda.


You want to see extremism, watch what happens when Obama loses. The strategy of destroying America from within the system will have failed. The left will have no other choice but getting the "Revolucion" freak on.

upload.wikimedia.org
2012-10-12 09:01:24 PM
2 votes:

ManateeGag: Keepin' it classy. Therre is no defense for this.


Yes there is; shoot back.
2012-10-12 08:57:07 PM
2 votes:
Sounds more like a disgruntled democrat showing disdain for Biden's loss.
2012-10-12 08:57:04 PM
2 votes:
I'm pretty sure the shot came from over there...
i108.photobucket.com
2012-10-12 08:56:31 PM
2 votes:

Brick-House: Good thing to.


Good thing to what? Jizz in your eye?
2012-10-12 08:55:29 PM
2 votes:

jjorsett: The State Department is saying it was some people pissed off about a video.


They shouldn't have dismissed the office's request for extra security especially day after Vice Presidential debate.
2012-10-12 08:54:01 PM
2 votes:

Brick-House: Well we know it wasn't subby, his mom said he's been shooting blanks for a long time now. Good thing to.


You're twelve, aren't you?
2012-10-12 08:53:01 PM
2 votes:

James F. Campbell: More of this will follow if the Republicans lose...


I sure as hell wouldn't want to be stuck on the south side of Chicago if Obama loses.
2012-10-12 08:52:28 PM
2 votes:
Well we know it wasn't subby, his mom said he's been shooting blanks for a long time now. Good thing to.
2012-10-12 08:50:04 PM
2 votes:
Stay classy, whoever the hell shot out the window.
2012-10-12 08:48:32 PM
2 votes:
Isolated incident, overzealous 2nd amendment patriot.
2012-10-14 02:50:59 AM
1 votes:
i301.photobucket.com
2012-10-13 01:30:04 PM
1 votes:

neenerist: LeglessDog: I know I'm not the Weeners this, but it's worthy of drilling home to the subby who's obviously wearing blue-tinted glasses . . . .

[i2.cdn.turner.com image 590x355]

The CNN poll has been talked to death, you might consider reading before posting.


I'm shocked, shocked that some butthurt elephant-humping poster would try to pull that kind of sh*t over on us here.
2012-10-13 11:56:17 AM
1 votes:

beta_plus: I love how Fark Libs keep saying that Ryan:48 Biden:44 is a loss. Their ability to live in their own little bubble of delusion is what makes the site so entertaining.


Let me try to explain it. The left watched Biden acting like a tool towards someone they hate and they started furiously masturbating to it. They kept going at it until they passed out into a blissful slumber. Then they woke up and found that the other half of the country had been up all night posting, "I can't fap to this!" pics. It's kind of hard for them to understand.
2012-10-13 09:46:39 AM
1 votes:

EnviroDude: intelligent comment below: david_gaithersburg: fyi - This is the same office that threw a brick through its own window in 2008.


And Giffords shot herself too

Another 3rd shift troll appears

The brick was thrown by a liberal and giffords wasn't shot by a republican or tea party member. ....


Your post has too many facts and too few unsubstantiated accusations.
This is not that kind of thread.
2012-10-13 07:34:41 AM
1 votes:

BuckTurgidson: The Colorado Democratic Party office windows are pretty much perpetually smashed.


Told you Republicans were job creators.
2012-10-13 05:51:10 AM
1 votes:

vrax: beotchesbetterhavemymoney: [i147.photobucket.com image 412x273]

I'm sure that cartoonist's fortune cookie philosophy keeps him cozy and warm at night while he stares out at reality from within his little snow globe bubble.


this is the new anti-biden vp debate meme, posting that psalm verse.

it's from the bible, so you know it has to be true
2012-10-13 04:00:24 AM
1 votes:

Fissile: clowncar on fire: Fissile: A large percentage of current Republican supporters are dangerously disturbed tards that are encouraged by the ever so responsible folks of talk radio and Fox News. Just a couple of years ago, Michelle Bachmann was encouraging the paranoiacs to shoot Census workers. If anything, the Obama administration has been overly patient with this kind of nonsense. Does anyone believe radical left wing loons would have gotten away with daily exhortations of violence during the Reagan years?

Irrespective of how the election goes, the GOP is toast. If Obama wins, the batshiat insane element in the Republican Party will blame the last few responsible adults in the party for not being "conservative" enough. In others, the party will be taken over entirely by the Randoids and raputure-bunnies. It will drift so far out into Insane-o-Land it will never be heard from again.

If Willard wins, it is unlikely that he will deliver all, or even most. of what he promised, in which case, see above.

If Willard wins, and gets most of what he wants, the American economy will be destroyed. Best case scenario: The Randiods and rapture-bunnies will again blame the current gang in charge for not being "conservative" enough. Worst case, they will see conspiracies and sabotage everywhere, like the true paranoiacs that they are. What follows will be a bloodbath.

This kind of thinking is what keeps the liberals awake at night. You can see the bags under their blood shot eyes when you meet them out on the street. Eventually they will run out of Red Bull and 5 Hour Energy drinks and will have to get some sleep.

And the world will be all the better for it.

==============

I don't see why you're so worried. I mean, you should be happy that Obama is going to win. An Obama second term will usher in the anti-Christ, and get that old rapture a rollin' a long in no time at all. Yup, you'll be hoovered up to heaven, and sit at the right hand of Jebus, while us heathens are all cast down into the pit of fire. Be honest, it's not the prospect of going to heaven and meeting Jebus that's got you all excited, it's watching the heathens going to hell that gives you a chubby.


Only Brits use Hoover as a verb! Busted, redcoat!
2012-10-13 02:43:21 AM
1 votes:

dfenstrate: theMightyRegeya: Sadly, among conservative friends and family (even my own dear sweet mother) this is the general consensus.

Breitbart is full of op-eds like this today. They're really hammering home that Biden seemed unhinged to them.

Also, now that it's come out that the CIA was involved in that consulate, they've doubled down on Obama and the State Department.

It's like reading news from an alternate reality.

An alternate reality where decorum and dignity matter.


Decorum and Dignity from the people responsible for Birthers, Tea Party Rallies, Joe Wilson, Sarah Palin, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, etc. Hilarious!
2012-10-13 01:46:19 AM
1 votes:

Fart_Machine: theMightyRegeya: pciszek: bk3k: Is anyone making the "Liberal plant" did it excuse yet?

Where would a liberal get a gun?

[upload.wikimedia.org image 480x600]

Wat?


Study it out.
2012-10-13 01:17:36 AM
1 votes:

314/: Bye, all.


I have never once seen you post before. I'm sure you'll be missed, though.

Buh-bye.
2012-10-13 01:08:42 AM
1 votes:

Omahawg: and how do I become a paid shill?



You must be willing to suck Koch
2012-10-13 12:49:23 AM
1 votes:

7FARK7: Getting shouted at by a senile old bastard hardly counts as a loss!


I resent you calling Paul Ryan old. I mean he might seem senile, but its just that he is misguided.

And I could hardly call that yelling.
2012-10-13 12:49:14 AM
1 votes:

7FARK7: Getting shouted at by a senile old bastard hardly counts as a loss!


===========

You shouldn't blame your dad for your failures in life.
2012-10-13 12:46:16 AM
1 votes:

tony41454: And who said is was a Republican who shot it? Dems are crazier and far more violent.


Tony, Tony, Tony.

You're slipping, you forgot to post your borderline racist image with this post.

I'm just trying to look out for you, I don't want your handlers to think you're slacking.
2012-10-13 12:42:12 AM
1 votes:

cman: but my vote is going to Gary Johnson.


Go ahead... throw your vote away!!
2012-10-13 12:34:16 AM
1 votes:
img528.imageshack.us
Now that is strange?
That location wasn't marked on the map?

Is there an updated map y'all?

/gotta go study it out
2012-10-13 12:28:54 AM
1 votes:

Saturn5: [wdtprs.com image 462x335]


See, Biden loves pie and Ryan's such an asshole, he doesn't even like pie. Who doesn't like pie?!
2012-10-12 11:46:14 PM
1 votes:

314/: Fark is now off my favourites list. I visited here to have fun, not to read Republitard or Democrap talking points. Bye, all. Drew - seriously, I hope the new crowd has a good target demographic, and that it keeps you in beer for the rest of your life, because except for current times when politics took over, it didn't suck.


kristinhoppe.files.wordpress.com
2012-10-12 11:45:24 PM
1 votes:

Atomic Spunk: Agneska: I see what this is about. You libtards haven't gotten over the shellacking Obama received last week. So you're grasping at straws with a crazy old coot nobody takes seriously. Obama lost last week and will lose next week. Uhhhh Get over it Uhhhh.

Please explain the bolded part. Looks like you were having a written orgasm.


Perhaps he was dictating.
2012-10-12 11:32:21 PM
1 votes:

lamric: LikeALeafOnTheWind: pciszek: bk3k: Is anyone making the "Liberal plant" did it excuse yet?

Where would a liberal get a gun?

I got mine at Cabellas. Didnt you get the memo? King Obama had us all purchase weapons for the upcoming purge. Oh nooes.. was i not supposed to let that out of the bag.. dang it. it was supposed to be a surprise.

Only bought one? Amateur.


I figure you only need to buy one gun...
2012-10-12 11:22:11 PM
1 votes:
i54.photobucket.com
2012-10-12 11:13:28 PM
1 votes:
s12.postimage.org
2012-10-12 11:08:04 PM
1 votes:

clowncar on fire: Fissile: A large percentage of current Republican supporters are dangerously disturbed tards that are encouraged by the ever so responsible folks of talk radio and Fox News. Just a couple of years ago, Michelle Bachmann was encouraging the paranoiacs to shoot Census workers. If anything, the Obama administration has been overly patient with this kind of nonsense. Does anyone believe radical left wing loons would have gotten away with daily exhortations of violence during the Reagan years?

Irrespective of how the election goes, the GOP is toast. If Obama wins, the batshiat insane element in the Republican Party will blame the last few responsible adults in the party for not being "conservative" enough. In others, the party will be taken over entirely by the Randoids and raputure-bunnies. It will drift so far out into Insane-o-Land it will never be heard from again.

If Willard wins, it is unlikely that he will deliver all, or even most. of what he promised, in which case, see above.

If Willard wins, and gets most of what he wants, the American economy will be destroyed. Best case scenario: The Randiods and rapture-bunnies will again blame the current gang in charge for not being "conservative" enough. Worst case, they will see conspiracies and sabotage everywhere, like the true paranoiacs that they are. What follows will be a bloodbath.

This kind of thinking is what keeps the liberals awake at night. You can see the bags under their blood shot eyes when you meet them out on the street. Eventually they will run out of Red Bull and 5 Hour Energy drinks and will have to get some sleep.

And the world will be all the better for it.


==============

I don't see why you're so worried. I mean, you should be happy that Obama is going to win. An Obama second term will usher in the anti-Christ, and get that old rapture a rollin' a long in no time at all. Yup, you'll be hoovered up to heaven, and sit at the right hand of Jebus, while us heathens are all cast down into the pit of fire. Be honest, it's not the prospect of going to heaven and meeting Jebus that's got you all excited, it's watching the heathens going to hell that gives you a chubby.
2012-10-12 10:46:54 PM
1 votes:

Debeo Summa Credo: enochianwolf: Lost Thought 00: Sane and rational explanations where each half of the country accuses the other half of treason. I expected nothing less from you erudites

BSABVR? Last I checked, only one party consistently uses shows of firearms at rallies, threats of secession from the Union, bullet-targets on press statements, mentions of Second Amendment remedies, Watering the Tree of Liberty, et. al., so the bar for Treason has been reasonably met by at least 1 party.

Tell me about it. I hate how conservatives always post pictures of the beheadings of Bastille day and talk of lining the 1% up against the wall. That would never happen with liberals.


Really? There weren't headings on Bastille Day. That's when you storm the prisons to free political prisoners. If you can't keep it straight, just go back to making Che jokes.
2012-10-12 10:41:25 PM
1 votes:

pciszek: bk3k: Is anyone making the "Liberal plant" did it excuse yet?

Where would a liberal get a gun?


I got mine at Cabellas. Didnt you get the memo? King Obama had us all purchase weapons for the upcoming purge. Oh nooes.. was i not supposed to let that out of the bag.. dang it. it was supposed to be a surprise.
2012-10-12 10:38:09 PM
1 votes:
CTRL-F "False-flag" 3 hits

CTRL-F "Potato" 15 hits

This pleases us.
2012-10-12 10:26:48 PM
1 votes:

vrax: Oooh, yeah, wizard math would be a nice power to have! Romney + Ryan = Potato!


Well they have the Irish vote at least.
2012-10-12 10:25:11 PM
1 votes:

LawrencePerson: Only the most hopeless Dem partisans really think Biden won that debate.

Biden's obnoxious contempt, constant interruptions and mindless grinning cost his ticket independent votes.


Haha! Yes! We are so hopeless. Well done.

Too bad about your guy getting his ass kicked last night.
2012-10-12 10:20:41 PM
1 votes:

Pockafrusta: [images.sodahead.com image 350x315]


Wow, he ripped out Ryan's brain? Who would want to use it, when it's so full of busted-ass, debunked bullshiat?
2012-10-12 10:11:45 PM
1 votes:

libranoelrose: Zeno-25: [i.imgur.com image 500x750]

Is that racist?


It's random. That shirt is available with a wide variety of colours and structures. In some regions "put the puce back in the puce gazebo" is particularly popular. Drawing unproven conclusions from that one example demonstrates an inherent bias.
2012-10-12 10:05:51 PM
1 votes:
If this had been the Romney campaign HQ they would be screaming to call out the national guard and invoke martial law.
2012-10-12 10:05:35 PM
1 votes:

LawrencePerson: Only the most hopeless Dem partisans really think Biden won that debate.

Biden's obnoxious contempt, constant interruptions and mindless grinning cost his ticket independent votes.


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2012-10-12 10:03:48 PM
1 votes:

LawrencePerson: Only the most hopeless Dem partisans really think Biden won that debate.

Biden's obnoxious contempt, constant interruptions and mindless grinning cost his ticket independent votes.


Your blog sucks
2012-10-12 09:59:19 PM
1 votes:
Are the rightwingers going to give Obama grief for not calling this terrorism?
2012-10-12 09:58:15 PM
1 votes:
MrHappyRotter: Karma Curmudgeon: Omahawg: Erodeo: I predict 800 posts by midnight.

well if it's that kind of party i'm sticking my dick in the mashed potatoes

also, bie? eip

I hope you're prepared for an onslaught of cheeto encrusted moobs

Anybody want to substitute penises for the moobs? If so, I'll gladly accept said emails.


Oh, dear, I do believe I need a fish eye lens!!
2012-10-12 09:52:01 PM
1 votes:

lamric: Sounds more like a disgruntled democrat showing disdain for Biden's loss.


I dunno, losing a few dollars on shoe polish from the asskicking he gave Ryan isn't really worth a shooting, I'd think.
2012-10-12 09:48:09 PM
1 votes:

enochianwolf: The Great EZE: Gotta Occam's Razor it up. It was a stray. Probably. Likely. Perhaps.

/Then again, leave it to Republicans to see good news (MITT-MENTUM!) and still find a reason to be pissed at da libz.

Mitt-mentum means almost 270 E.V. leaning Obama and a solid lead for Obama in swing-states, huh? As for Occam's Razor, out of all the buildings in that city the bullet could hit it happened to be a building operated by Democrats, what are the odds?


What are the odds that, of all the people a stray bullet could hit and all the ways it could hit that person, it fatally hits a child playing alone? Yet it happens. More than a couple of times.

And I'm just staying things the way the are--not the way I want them to be. The Republicans should be over the moon right now at the fact that Romney is closer to winning than he's ever been. It's certainly not a time for any thinking Republican to lash out at Democ--

...oh, I found my flaw.
2012-10-12 09:37:28 PM
1 votes:

Fissile: A large percentage of current Republican supporters are dangerously disturbed tards that are encouraged by the ever so responsible folks of talk radio and Fox News. Just a couple of years ago, Michelle Bachmann was encouraging the paranoiacs to shoot Census workers. If anything, the Obama administration has been overly patient with this kind of nonsense. Does anyone believe radical left wing loons would have gotten away with daily exhortations of violence during the Reagan years?

Irrespective of how the election goes, the GOP is toast. If Obama wins, the batshiat insane element in the Republican Party will blame the last few responsible adults in the party for not being "conservative" enough. In others, the party will be taken over entirely by the Randoids and raputure-bunnies. It will drift so far out into Insane-o-Land it will never be heard from again.

If Willard wins, it is unlikely that he will deliver all, or even most. of what he promised, in which case, see above.

If Willard wins, and gets most of what he wants, the American economy will be destroyed. Best case scenario: The Randiods and rapture-bunnies will again blame the current gang in charge for not being "conservative" enough. Worst case, they will see conspiracies and sabotage everywhere, like the true paranoiacs that they are. What follows will be a bloodbath.


After the insanity we've seen in the last four years I'm scared you might be right.
2012-10-12 09:35:48 PM
1 votes:

bk3k: Is anyone making the "Liberal plant" did it excuse yet?


Where would a liberal get a gun?
2012-10-12 09:26:12 PM
1 votes:

SilentStrider: Ok, I admit that I laughed. I'm not proud of this.


Dude...I made it. Imagine how poopie I feel about myself right now.
2012-10-12 09:25:22 PM
1 votes:

shanrick: Has anyone said Jackbooted thugs yet?


Drink
2012-10-12 09:20:10 PM
1 votes:
since the "Five Point Plan" was never defined, could this action be one of those points?
2012-10-12 09:13:39 PM
1 votes:

James F. Campbell: More of this will follow if the Republicans lose. The batshiat crazy screwheads that make up your modern conservative party have been programmed to "exercise their Second Amendment" rights if things don't go the way they want.


Good! Then maybe we can finally round them up and send them off to all of those FEMA Happy Camps they didn't seem to care about when Dubya was in charge.
2012-10-12 09:13:35 PM
1 votes:

enochianwolf: lamric: Sounds more like a disgruntled democrat showing disdain for Biden's loss.

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Oh you!


Isn't he cute, though? We like to keep him around for the cute name and low IQ.

/at least that's why I've not added him to the /ignore list just yet.
2012-10-12 09:11:53 PM
1 votes:

Katolu: douchebag/hater: Mods? You're letting your biases show.

When a Bush headquarters was shot at, another had a Molotov cocktail thrown at it and a third was broken into you couldn't be bothered to post anything about them.

Wait. You're saying the mods lean LEFT?! You're new here,huh?


He's a Fark Independent(tm). Anyone who disagrees with him must lean left.
2012-10-12 09:10:36 PM
1 votes:
48-44 for Ryan is a loss since he didn't shellac Biden nearly as much as Romeny shellacked 0bama.
2012-10-12 09:09:37 PM
1 votes:

Brick-House: Well we know it wasn't subby, my mom said he's been shooting blanks for a long time now. Good thing to.


Tell your mom I said hi and slap her ass for me. She likes that.

/not subby
2012-10-12 09:06:46 PM
1 votes:

Agneska: I see what this is about. You libtards haven't gotten over the shellacking Obama received last week. So you're grasping at straws with a crazy old coot nobody takes seriously. Obama lost last week and will lose next week. Uhhhh Get over it Uhhhh.


Please explain the bolded part. Looks like you were having a written orgasm.
2012-10-12 09:05:02 PM
1 votes:

Spare Me: brianbankerus: The fear-mongering on the right gives rise to extremism. Extremism is never a good thing.

I'm so sick of the right and its propaganda.

You want to see extremism, watch what happens when Obama loses. The strategy of destroying America from within the system will have failed. The left will have no other choice but getting the "Revolucion" freak on.

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VIVA LA RAZA
2012-10-12 09:04:18 PM
1 votes:
What's the point in having guns if you're not going to use them, amirite?
2012-10-12 09:00:35 PM
1 votes:

douchebag/hater: Mods? You're letting your biases show.

When a Bush headquarters was shot at, another had a Molotov cocktail thrown at it and a third was broken into you couldn't be bothered to post anything about them.


Wait. You're saying the mods lean LEFT?! You're new here,huh?
2012-10-12 08:59:48 PM
1 votes:
That sounds like the reasonable GOP we're so used to.
2012-10-12 08:59:18 PM
1 votes:

douchebag/hater: Mods? You're letting your biases show.

When a Bush headquarters was shot at, another had a Molotov cocktail thrown at it and a third was broken into you couldn't be bothered to post anything about them.


Remember to breathe.
2012-10-12 08:58:51 PM
1 votes:

brianbankerus: Extremism is never a good thing.


Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice.
2012-10-12 08:55:45 PM
1 votes:
Mods? You're letting your biases show.

When a Bush headquarters was shot at, another had a Molotov cocktail thrown at it and a third was broken into you couldn't be bothered to post anything about them.
2012-10-12 08:55:12 PM
1 votes:
Maybe the cops mistook it for a meth lab.
2012-10-12 08:54:55 PM
1 votes:
And that how we know Biden one last night.
2012-10-12 08:54:53 PM
1 votes:
I think if you look at history, in the long run, you'll find the GOP own more plants and water.
2012-10-12 08:53:23 PM
1 votes:
Someone was just mad they hadn't gotten their iPhone 5 from Obama...
KIA
2012-10-12 08:51:03 PM
1 votes:

ManateeGag: Keepin' it classy. Therre is no defense for this.


That sounds suspiciously non-jokey. Try again.
2012-10-12 08:50:37 PM
1 votes:

James F. Campbell: More of this will follow if the Republicans lose. The batshiat crazy screwheads that make up your modern conservative party have been programmed to "exercise their Second Amendment" rights if things don't go the way they want.


What the hell is a "2nd Amendment solution", anyway? Do they think it's coy?

It's a farking short amendment. About guns.
KIA
2012-10-12 08:47:35 PM
1 votes:
Mmm-hmm. And you have what kind of proof for that contention?
 
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