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2012-10-13 02:11:45 AM  

wyltoknow: Meh. One shot in a building. Could be anything, but political message would be low on that list. If someone feels strongly enough to involve guns then I don't think they'd pull the trigger once into the general direction of the building and then drive away.


Whoah, you're like in his head man!
i1159.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-13 02:12:00 AM  

david_gaithersburg: Yeah, yeah, the tranny was acting on its own, and so was G. Gordon Libby.


itsaconspiracy.jpg
 
2012-10-13 02:12:28 AM  

Bob_Laublaw: I saw a guy throw a snowball at a Stevie Harper campaign sign once. It was a needlessly barbaric act.


There is some CCTV footage available of the rioting in Edinburgh last year, spurned on by the mass outbreak of rioting in London.

The images here should be, strictly speaking, SFW but before you click you should know that the footage is utterly harrowing to behold. I can't tell you whether it is something that you will be able to accept or whether it will damage your psyche. That's something you will need to decide for yourself.

As always, what has been seen cannot be unseen.
 
2012-10-13 02:12:59 AM  

david_gaithersburg: Buthurt as far to the left as the eye can see, my work is done here.


28.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-13 02:13:44 AM  

david_gaithersburg: Buthurt as far to the left as the eye can see, my work is done here.


I think you have that confused with mockery.
 
2012-10-13 02:13:50 AM  

david_gaithersburg: Buthurt as far to the left as the eye can see, my work is done here.


I don't think you accomplished what you think you accomplished...
 
2012-10-13 02:15:51 AM  
I bet it was a Freeper.
/dnrtft
 
2012-10-13 02:17:21 AM  

david_gaithersburg: Buthurt as far to the left as the eye can see, my work is done here.


What butthurt smells like. CTL+F: david_gaithersburg
 
2012-10-13 02:17:26 AM  

david_gaithersburg: Buthurt as far to the left as the eye can see, my work is done here.


Your mom must be so proud
 
2012-10-13 02:17:43 AM  

randomjsa: Cripes.

Serious libs. Track down a few Democrats with conceal carry and get over your anti-conceal carry for a few weeks. We won't make fun of you that much.

Okay we probably will but that's better than getting shot up.


This is only tangentially related....


The Democrats should step up and take ownership of the "Gun Control" issue. And not the way you think I mean, either.

Obama: "We've been accused of being gun grabbers for decades; tell me, what have I done to take away anyone's guns? So many people panicked when I was elected that they bought so much ammunition as to cause a shortage. So I'm going to set the record straight."

Cuts to video of Obama having a hell of a time with a variety of weaponry.

Quick fade out; words appear on screen along with Obama logo.

"Obama: Only going for your guns if you offer to let him shoot them."
 
2012-10-13 02:19:50 AM  
Who's this david gaithersderp you people keep replying to?
 
2012-10-13 02:20:46 AM  

whidbey: Who's this david gaithersderp you people keep replying to?


Yeah, the thread is turning grey for me. Must be time to move to a differen one.
 
2012-10-13 02:21:29 AM  

whidbey: Who's this david gaithersderp you people keep replying to?


s17.postimage.org
 
2012-10-13 02:23:31 AM  

randomjsa: James F. Campbell: More of this will follow if the Republicans lose. The batshiat crazy screwheads that make up your modern conservative party have been programmed to "exercise their Second Amendment" rights if things don't go the way they want.

Woops, missed this the first time.

Let me see... Tea Party demonstrations... OWS demonstrations...

Remind me again which of these groups was responsible for riots, destruction, and various criminal acts? You're a damn fool if you think the dangerous and unhinged ones likely to go on a rampage if they can't have their way are the right wingers. OWS was nothing but a bunch of dangerous and unhinged people who were on a rampage because they couldn't have their way.


Oh, RandomJSA.

I'd be more afraid of a TEA party crowd (They push for "Second amendment solutions" and "Watering the tree of liberty with the blood of patriots") not getting their way.

OWS was an extended stationary movement. You can't have such a thing without crime. If teabaggers had camped out anywhere for any extended amount of time, you would have the exact same thing.

You know, it's almost as though camping in an urban area is dangerous!
 
HBK
2012-10-13 02:26:21 AM  
CSB:

I worked at an unmarked office building that was directly next to a major freeway. They had maintenance out to work on the building one year and they removed 5 or so bullets from the side of the building. Sometimes people just like to shoot at buildings when they drive, I guess.
 
2012-10-13 02:28:21 AM  

readymix: Atomic Spunk: Wanted for questioning?
[thetwist03.files.wordpress.com image 340x338]

Doubtful, since when the government sent him a note asking him to shoot guns for his country, he promptly shiat his pants and pissed himself.


Mohammed Ali faced a somewhat similar quandary once.
 
2012-10-13 02:28:27 AM  
i301.photobucket.com

i301.photobucket.com
 

/isle seat already reserved
 
2012-10-13 02:28:37 AM  

Elephantman: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x850]


Got that in a FW FW FW today, to which I replied "That's not Rush Limbaugh."

/farking r-tard
 
2012-10-13 02:32:35 AM  
I love how all these leftist farkers still think Biden won- he was a boor, a clown. You're all blind to it because you agree with Biden, and presume to have the irrefutable moral high ground, which justifies his obnoxious behavior. Guess what? The middle voters didn't buy it, and saw him for an ass.

But hey, at least you enjoyed it. That's gotta be worth something.
 
2012-10-13 02:32:49 AM  
Does anyone really ever change their intended vote based on VP debate? I doubt anyone cared.

Headline reads like an actual Fox News headline, only from the left.
 
2012-10-13 02:37:11 AM  

HBK: CSB:

I worked at an unmarked office building that was directly next to a major freeway. They had maintenance out to work on the building one year and they removed 5 or so bullets from the side of the building. Sometimes people just like to shoot at buildings when they drive, I guess.


wow i never thought of that and you've convinced me from your anecdote that that is exactly what is going on here in this here situation

whew. close one.
 
2012-10-13 02:39:19 AM  

theMightyRegeya: Sadly, among conservative friends and family (even my own dear sweet mother) this is the general consensus.

Breitbart is full of op-eds like this today. They're really hammering home that Biden seemed unhinged to them.

Also, now that it's come out that the CIA was involved in that consulate, they've doubled down on Obama and the State Department.

It's like reading news from an alternate reality.


An alternate reality where decorum and dignity matter.
 
2012-10-13 02:40:07 AM  

dfenstrate: I love how all these leftist farkers still think Biden won- he was a boor, a clown. You're all blind to it because you agree with Biden, and presume to have the irrefutable moral high ground, which justifies his obnoxious behavior. Guess what? The middle voters didn't buy it, and saw him for an ass.

But hey, at least you enjoyed it. That's gotta be worth something.


it was! and all your right-wing butthurt is just gravy
 
2012-10-13 02:43:21 AM  

dfenstrate: theMightyRegeya: Sadly, among conservative friends and family (even my own dear sweet mother) this is the general consensus.

Breitbart is full of op-eds like this today. They're really hammering home that Biden seemed unhinged to them.

Also, now that it's come out that the CIA was involved in that consulate, they've doubled down on Obama and the State Department.

It's like reading news from an alternate reality.

An alternate reality where decorum and dignity matter.


Decorum and Dignity from the people responsible for Birthers, Tea Party Rallies, Joe Wilson, Sarah Palin, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, etc. Hilarious!
 
2012-10-13 02:45:20 AM  

dfenstrate: theMightyRegeya: Sadly, among conservative friends and family (even my own dear sweet mother) this is the general consensus.

Breitbart is full of op-eds like this today. They're really hammering home that Biden seemed unhinged to them.

Also, now that it's come out that the CIA was involved in that consulate, they've doubled down on Obama and the State Department.

It's like reading news from an alternate reality.

An alternate reality where decorum and dignity matter.


lol, this, from the obama-deranged right, where bald-faced lying, disinformation, demagoguery and overbaked agitprop are considered virtues
 
2012-10-13 02:46:29 AM  
I hope the bullet didn't get hurt.
 
2012-10-13 02:54:22 AM  

dfenstrate: I love how all these leftist farkers still think Biden won- he was a boor, a clown. You're all blind to it because you agree with Biden, and presume to have the irrefutable moral high ground, which justifies his obnoxious behavior. Guess what? The middle voters didn't buy it, and saw him for an ass.

But hey, at least you enjoyed it. That's gotta be worth something.


I'm sure you were this concerned after the last Presidential debate.
 
2012-10-13 03:04:37 AM  
Oh fellas, I enjoyed the debate too. Just for different reasons. I certainly enjoyed Romney vs Obama.
I'm just hoping, should things not go your way next month, you might reflect a bit.
But I doubt it. You'll just curse your fellow citizens as idiots, and then wonder why they won't vote your way. (hint: they hear you.)


Fart Machine, you're confusing strength (Romney) and aggression (Biden).
 
2012-10-13 03:07:00 AM  

dfenstrate: Fart Machine, you're confusing strength (Romney) and aggression (Biden).


hurr
 
2012-10-13 03:08:35 AM  

dfenstrate: I love how all these leftist farkers still think Biden won- he was a boor, a clown. You're all blind to it because you agree with Biden, and presume to have the irrefutable moral high ground, which justifies his obnoxious behavior. Guess what? The middle voters didn't buy it, and saw him for an ass.

But hey, at least you enjoyed it. That's gotta be worth something.


Why do you feel so threatened by a strong. white male?
 
2012-10-13 03:09:03 AM  

theMightyRegeya: Keizer_Ghidorah: Pray 4 Mojo: Biden took control of the tone and timber of the entire evening... and occasionally made Ryan look like a moron. Biden also had a few strong highlights of great counterpoints to Ryan's talking points. However... about 1/3 to 1/2 way through... the entire 'Biden Schtick' got a little annoying... then more... then a lot. Eventually... he reminded me of one of my drunk uncles sitting at the Thanksgiving table yelling over everybody that they didn't know shiat 'cause they hadn't seen shiat.

Which is exactly how it was. Ryan is a greenhorn with next to nil in political experience, especially foreign matters. Biden has been in this for, what, almost three decades or so? And Ryan goes in acting like he knows everything about everything and spewing the exact same talking points and lies that Rush Limbaugh and the right have been repeating for the last 3.5 years. Biden wasn't about to let him get away with it, and frankly we need more of the right being called out and their bullshiat exposed.

Truth isn't pretty, nor does it always win friends. But it certainly influences people.

Sadly, among conservative friends and family (even my own dear sweet mother) this is the general consensus.

Breitbart is full of op-eds like this today. They're really hammering home that Biden seemed unhinged to them.

Also, now that it's come out that the CIA was involved in that consulate, they've doubled down on Obama and the State Department.

It's like reading news from an alternate reality.


They're crying about "Biden being so mean!" and "What a jackass!" because they're not used to people standing up to them. For 3.5 years they've been constantly filibustering and fighting and whining and nailing themselves to crosses, and for the most part they've done it with barely a peep or motion against it. Then Biden gets his chance to unload what's likely 3.5 years of pent-up "SHUT. THE FARK. UP." to the right, and it left them flabbergasted. They're hurt and angry that someone had the gall to call them out on their buffoonery, and on national television and radio to boot. All their antics are right now is overdoing their martyr routine to win sympathy, like a child throwing a tantrum so his parents relent and let him have the cookie jar.

And they've brought it on themselves. They could have actually worked WITH Obama and the left to, you know, actually fix America. Instead they swore that, above all else, Obama was going to be a one-term president, and nothing else mattered. They've been spoiled petulant children for nearly four years, and it's high time they got MORE of the smacking and spanking Biden issued. The left tried to be civil, and it didn't work. If civility doesn't work, you go to stark reality.
 
2012-10-13 03:10:12 AM  

Weaver95: I do have to say that I learned a LOT about the strategy to flip Pa for the Democrats this election. it was/is quite impressive...and we're off to one helluva start.


You do know that PA has voted Dem the last five presidential elections, yes? I don't know why the media keeps reporting it as a swing state.

/But seriously, glad to see you're on board
 
2012-10-13 03:10:57 AM  

dfenstrate: I love how all these leftist farkers still think Biden won- he was a boor, a clown. You're all blind to it because you agree with Biden, and presume to have the irrefutable moral high ground, which justifies his obnoxious behavior. Guess what? The middle voters didn't buy it, and saw him for an ass.

But hey, at least you enjoyed it. That's gotta be worth something.


www.memes.at
 
2012-10-13 03:11:36 AM  

mikewadestr: I hope the bullet didn't get hurt.


you should write for the half-hour news hour
 
2012-10-13 03:14:37 AM  

dfenstrate: I love how all these leftist farkers still think Biden won- he was a boor, a clown. You're all blind to it because you agree with Biden, and presume to have the irrefutable moral high ground, which justifies his obnoxious behavior. Guess what? The middle voters didn't buy it, and saw him for an ass.

But hey, at least you enjoyed it. That's gotta be worth something.


And another Damned liar heard from.
 
2012-10-13 03:15:21 AM  

skinink: Listen, you farkers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore.

Listen, you farkers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore.

Listen, you farkers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the c*nts, the dogs, the filth, the shiat. Here is a man who stood up.

[imageshack.us image 450x253]


Came here for this.
 
2012-10-13 03:18:43 AM  

dfenstrate: Fart Machine, you're confusing strength (Romney) and aggression (Biden).


They do the same thing, and for one it's being strong and for the other it's being aggressive. "It's good when my side does it, but bad when anyone else does it!".

Tell me, why are you supportive of a misogynist, homophobic, ignorant, rich-man's-paradise, Christian theocracy that declares war on countries at Israel's beckon call?
 
2012-10-13 03:23:47 AM  

Keizer_Ghidorah: dfenstrate: Fart Machine, you're confusing strength (Romney) and aggression (Biden).

They do the same thing, and for one it's being strong and for the other it's being aggressive. "It's good when my side does it, but bad when anyone else does it!".


Because Republicans are conditioned by right-wing media to ignore any sense of intellectual consistency.

Tell me, why are you supportive of a misogynist, homophobic, ignorant, rich-man's-paradise, Christian theocracy that declares war on countries at Israel's beckon call?

When they do it, it's called "American exceptionalism". When we do it, it's called "elitism".
 
2012-10-13 03:28:04 AM  

Markoff_Cheney: WEAVER, YOU HAVE GROWN SO MUCH, I AM SO PROUD OF YOU.


We should write a book, "The Evolution of Weaver95." It would be an interesting read.

Or maybe a sitcom, "Leave it to Weaver"
 
2012-10-13 03:29:37 AM  

314/: Fark is now off my favourites list. I visited here to have fun, not to read Republitard or Democrap talking points. Bye, all. Drew - seriously, I hope the new crowd has a good target demographic, and that it keeps you in beer for the rest of your life, because except for current times when politics took over, it didn't suck.


If you really feel this way, come back after the election is over.
 
2012-10-13 03:48:08 AM  

404 page not found: Fart_Machine: theMightyRegeya: pciszek: bk3k: Is anyone making the "Liberal plant" did it excuse yet?

Where would a liberal get a gun?

[upload.wikimedia.org image 480x600]

Wat?

Study it out.


I think he's trying to claim that Jared Lee Loughner was a liberal. I imagine he's trying to claim that extreme liberals are as violent as extreme conservatives. But that's just a guess.
 
2012-10-13 04:00:24 AM  

Fissile: clowncar on fire: Fissile: A large percentage of current Republican supporters are dangerously disturbed tards that are encouraged by the ever so responsible folks of talk radio and Fox News. Just a couple of years ago, Michelle Bachmann was encouraging the paranoiacs to shoot Census workers. If anything, the Obama administration has been overly patient with this kind of nonsense. Does anyone believe radical left wing loons would have gotten away with daily exhortations of violence during the Reagan years?

Irrespective of how the election goes, the GOP is toast. If Obama wins, the batshiat insane element in the Republican Party will blame the last few responsible adults in the party for not being "conservative" enough. In others, the party will be taken over entirely by the Randoids and raputure-bunnies. It will drift so far out into Insane-o-Land it will never be heard from again.

If Willard wins, it is unlikely that he will deliver all, or even most. of what he promised, in which case, see above.

If Willard wins, and gets most of what he wants, the American economy will be destroyed. Best case scenario: The Randiods and rapture-bunnies will again blame the current gang in charge for not being "conservative" enough. Worst case, they will see conspiracies and sabotage everywhere, like the true paranoiacs that they are. What follows will be a bloodbath.

This kind of thinking is what keeps the liberals awake at night. You can see the bags under their blood shot eyes when you meet them out on the street. Eventually they will run out of Red Bull and 5 Hour Energy drinks and will have to get some sleep.

And the world will be all the better for it.

==============

I don't see why you're so worried. I mean, you should be happy that Obama is going to win. An Obama second term will usher in the anti-Christ, and get that old rapture a rollin' a long in no time at all. Yup, you'll be hoovered up to heaven, and sit at the right hand of Jebus, while us heathens are all cast down into the pit of fire. Be honest, it's not the prospect of going to heaven and meeting Jebus that's got you all excited, it's watching the heathens going to hell that gives you a chubby.


Only Brits use Hoover as a verb! Busted, redcoat!
 
2012-10-13 04:21:59 AM  
Word is, batshiat crazy lefties did it. Just what the devious bastards would do.
 
2012-10-13 04:39:25 AM  

cydcharisse: Word is, batshiat crazy lefties did it. Just what the devious bastards would do.


conservatives are never trigger-happy and vandally and they certainly are never rude, smirky and condescending during debates!

perish the thought
 
2012-10-13 04:47:27 AM  
http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r298/bumpo628/attachment-1.jpg
 
2012-10-13 04:48:48 AM  
i147.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-13 04:50:40 AM  

beotchesbetterhavemymoney: [i147.photobucket.com image 412x273]


Biden is the wise man. The former chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations committee. He became a senator when Ryan was 3.
 
2012-10-13 05:20:36 AM  

beotchesbetterhavemymoney: [i147.photobucket.com image 412x273]


I'm sure that cartoonist's fortune cookie philosophy keeps him cozy and warm at night while he stares out at reality from within his little snow globe bubble.
 
2012-10-13 05:51:10 AM  

vrax: beotchesbetterhavemymoney: [i147.photobucket.com image 412x273]

I'm sure that cartoonist's fortune cookie philosophy keeps him cozy and warm at night while he stares out at reality from within his little snow globe bubble.


this is the new anti-biden vp debate meme, posting that psalm verse.

it's from the bible, so you know it has to be true
 
2012-10-13 05:59:57 AM  

beotchesbetterhavemymoney: [i147.photobucket.com image 412x273]


That (shiatty) cartoon is seriously implying Paul Ryan is the 'wise man'? Seriously?

Good lord, Republicans are deluded.
 
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