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2012-10-12 09:13:39 PM

James F. Campbell: More of this will follow if the Republicans lose. The batshiat crazy screwheads that make up your modern conservative party have been programmed to "exercise their Second Amendment" rights if things don't go the way they want.


Good! Then maybe we can finally round them up and send them off to all of those FEMA Happy Camps they didn't seem to care about when Dubya was in charge.
 
2012-10-12 09:13:51 PM
Isolated incident
 
2012-10-12 09:14:04 PM
Listen, you farkers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore.

Listen, you farkers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore.

Listen, you farkers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the c*nts, the dogs, the filth, the shiat. Here is a man who stood up.

imageshack.us
 
2012-10-12 09:14:51 PM
overzealous staffer?
 
2012-10-12 09:15:23 PM

James F. Campbell: More of this will follow if the Republicans lose. The batshiat crazy screwheads that make up your modern conservative party have been programmed to "exercise their Second Amendment" rights if things don't go the way they want.


Woops, missed this the first time.

Let me see... Tea Party demonstrations... OWS demonstrations...

Remind me again which of these groups was responsible for riots, destruction, and various criminal acts? You're a damn fool if you think the dangerous and unhinged ones likely to go on a rampage if they can't have their way are the right wingers. OWS was nothing but a bunch of dangerous and unhinged people who were on a rampage because they couldn't have their way.
 
2012-10-12 09:15:40 PM

Elephantman: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x850]


"If a man sells his daughter as a servant, she is not to go free as menservants do." Exodus 21:7
 
2012-10-12 09:15:56 PM

The Evil That Lies In The Hearts Of Men: Note: I will happily climb down fr my previous position if this turns out to be a unrelated incident.


How so?

Please explicate:
 
2012-10-12 09:16:09 PM

Atomic Spunk: Wanted for questioning?
[thetwist03.files.wordpress.com image 340x338]


Did anyone watch Ted Nugent's Gun Country on Discovery the other night? It was slightly less disturbing than I anticipated.
 
2012-10-12 09:16:25 PM

randomjsa: Cripes.

Serious libs. Track down a few Democrats with conceal carry and get over your anti-conceal carry for a few weeks. We won't make fun of you that much.

Okay we probably will but that's better than getting shot up.


So, Democrats don't have guns? Then why are conservatives scared to venture into some "attractive and successful" Democratic leaning neighborhoods?

You may now resume cry-jacking it to Bedtime for Bonzo, libbynomore2.
 
2012-10-12 09:16:37 PM
Rightwing thugs.
 
2012-10-12 09:17:09 PM

skinink: Listen, you farkers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore.

Listen, you farkers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore.

Listen, you farkers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the c*nts, the dogs, the filth, the shiat. Here is a man who stood up.

[imageshack.us image 450x253]


Personally, I know the alley
where Jack feeds on the birds of night.
Not even bobbies bicycling
Can stop the blood and feathers flying
 
2012-10-12 09:17:09 PM

Testiclaw: stoli n coke: Possibly. Or it could have been some idiot with a hunting rifle who fired once, then ran off.

Or it could have been...

[static.guim.co.uk image 460x276]

...a potato gun.

[i.imgur.com image 460x276]

YYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!


Ok, I admit that I laughed. I'm not proud of this.
 
2012-10-12 09:17:20 PM

Elephantman: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x850]


"Religion dumbifies your mind."--Indubitably.
 
2012-10-12 09:17:58 PM
Oh shiat, I was in the area this afternoon. Had no idea.
 
2012-10-12 09:18:41 PM
sovereign citizen fighting legal theft
 
2012-10-12 09:18:57 PM

Elephantman: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x850]


i18.photobucket.com

No Water, No Moon

When the nun Chiyono studied Zen under Bukko of Engaku she was unable to attain the fruits of meditation for a long time.

At last one moonlit night she was carrying water in an old pail bound with bamboo. The bamboo broke and the bottom fell out of the pail, and at that moment Chiyono was set free!

In commemoration, she wrote a poem:

In this way and that I tried to save the old pail
Since the bamboo strip was weakening and about
to break
Until at last the bottom fell out.
No more water in the pail!
No more moon in the water!
 
2012-10-12 09:20:10 PM
since the "Five Point Plan" was never defined, could this action be one of those points?
 
2012-10-12 09:20:15 PM

Atomic Spunk: Agneska: I see what this is about. You libtards haven't gotten over the shellacking Obama received last week. So you're grasping at straws with a crazy old coot nobody takes seriously. Obama lost last week and will lose next week. Uhhhh Get over it Uhhhh.

Please explain the bolded part. Looks like you were having a written orgasm.


Maybe he's quoting from the last chapter of Joyce's Ulysses?

"who knows is there anything the matter with my insides or have I something growing in me getting that thing like that every week when was it last I Whit Monday yes its only about 3 weeks I ought to go to the doctor only it would be like before I married him when I had that white thing coming from me and Floey made me go to that dry old stick Dr Collins for womens diseases on Pembroke road your vagina he called it I suppose thats how he got all the gilt mirrors and carpets

...I was a Flower of the mountain yes when I put the rose in my hair like the Andalusian girls used or shall I wear a red yes and how he kissed me under the Moorish wall and I thought well as well him as another and then I asked him with my eyes to ask again yes and then he asked me would I yes to say yes my mountain flower and first I put my arms around him yes and drew him down to me so he could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes."
 
2012-10-12 09:22:26 PM
So we haven't learned from the Arizona shooting, the Batman massacre, the lesbian hate crime and 100 others things over the last few years, that the type of culprit probably isn't who you think it is.
 
2012-10-12 09:22:56 PM
Has anyone said Jackbooted thugs yet?
 
2012-10-12 09:23:02 PM
James F. Campbell

More of this will follow if the Republicans lose.

Guess how we know you're an idiot (other than the total fark flag)
KNOXVILLE, Tenn. (AP) - Gunshots shattered the plate-glass front doors of a local Bush-Cheney campaign headquarters Tuesday morning
--and--
THEY BRING A KNIFE, WE BRING A GUN. - Barack Obama (D)
--and--
At least two people smashed windows bearing health-care reform posters at the Colorado Democratic headquarters in Denver....

...Police arrested Maurice Schwenkler, 25, after they said he tried to flee on his bicycle...

...The Denver Post reported in its Wednesday editions that Schwenkler had Democratic ties. He received $500 in November 2008 to walk door-to-door in support of Democrat Mollie Cullom, who lost her race to Republican state Rep. David Balmer of Centennial

--and--
PUNCH BACK TWICE AS HARD. - Barack Obama (D)
--and--
A transgender anarchist has pleaded guilty to smashing windows at the Colorado Democratic Party headquarters office in Denver. ...
--and--
The Tea Party can go straight to Hell, AND WE ARE GOING TO HELP THEM GET THERE! - Maxine "the crook" Waters.
--and--
HAZEL DELL, WA (KPTV) -

Vandals smashed two windows and a glass door at the Clark County Republican Headquarters in Hazel Dell. ...

--and--
Punish your enemies - Barack Obama (D)
--and--
* September 2, 2004: Gun Shot Fired Into Huntington, WV, Republican Headquarters.95

* September 16, 2004: Community College Professor In Florida Punched Republican County Chairman In Face

* September 23, 2004: Office Ransacked During Break-In At Vilas County, WI, Republican Headquarters, Obscene Words And Graphic Pictures Sprayed On Campaign Signs.101

* October 5, 2004: Gun Shots Fired Into Knoxville, TN,

* October 15, 2004: Someone Lined Window Sill With Bullet Casings At Littleton, NH, Republican Headquarters

* October 21, 2004: Bomb Threat Made Against Lake Havasu, AZ, Republican Party Headquarters

* March 22, 2010: Bullet shot through window of Republican Congressman Eric Cantor's Richmond, Virginia campaign Office.

Six guards were held hostage for a couple of hours after 500 or more Longshoremen broke down gates about 4:30 a.m. and smashed windows in the guard shack


Floyd Lee Corkins charged with assault in shooting at Family Research Council

Gunman allegedly carried Chick-fil-A sandwiches and said 'I don't like your policies' before shooting organization's guard...
... Corkins, 28, lived with his parents and had recently been volunteering at an LGBT center in DC.
 
2012-10-12 09:23:08 PM
But some teacher in NJ made fun of a girl in a Romney T-shirt so both sides are bad...
 
2012-10-12 09:23:39 PM
He was just upset that the Dane Cook sitcom got cancelled before making it to air.

Link

/and the rest of us rejoice
 
2012-10-12 09:23:50 PM

Altitude5280: Biden REALLY struck a nerve. Tonight someone fired a shot into the Obama headquarters in Denver. No arrest as yet. [img.photobucket.com image 800x600]


Ooh, is that really where the shot was? If so, seems far less random. Second story windows and such, sure, but this...
 
2012-10-12 09:24:42 PM
Color me shocked. Another lunatic right winger exercising commands and/or suggestions from their Authoritarian leaders they worship. What else would any civilized person expect from such a delusional, unstable, extreme fringe political party as the Republicans and Tea Party.

There is a very good reason the FBI, CIA and Homeland Security are actively watching them. They are nothing but a threat to the security, safety and well being of the United States and should be treated as the terrorists and Anti-Americans they are.
 
2012-10-12 09:25:22 PM

shanrick: Has anyone said Jackbooted thugs yet?


Drink
 
2012-10-12 09:25:50 PM
I always thought the politics tab was bad, but when politics hits the main page.....jesus.
 
2012-10-12 09:25:54 PM

Bathysphere: Oh shiat, I was in the area this afternoon. Had no idea.


Glad you are ok
 
2012-10-12 09:26:12 PM

SilentStrider: Ok, I admit that I laughed. I'm not proud of this.


Dude...I made it. Imagine how poopie I feel about myself right now.
 
2012-10-12 09:26:29 PM

MaoTenDoo: [memecrunch.com image 379x284]


+1
 
2012-10-12 09:26:45 PM

jso2897: Elephantman: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x850]

[i18.photobucket.com image 480x493]

No Water, No Moon

When the nun Chiyono studied Zen under Bukko of Engaku she was unable to attain the fruits of meditation for a long time.

At last one moonlit night she was carrying water in an old pail bound with bamboo. The bamboo broke and the bottom fell out of the pail, and at that moment Chiyono was set free!

In commemoration, she wrote a poem:

In this way and that I tried to save the old pail
Since the bamboo strip was weakening and about
to break
Until at last the bottom fell out.
No more water in the pail!
No more moon in the water!


M-O-O-N spells E-X-E-C-U-T-I-O-N?

*)

P.S. Cloud goes boom.
 
2012-10-12 09:27:13 PM
Why should Republicans be treated any different than terrorists? They are one and the same.
 
2012-10-12 09:27:21 PM

randomjsa: James F. Campbell: More of this will follow if the Republicans lose. The batshiat crazy screwheads that make up your modern conservative party have been programmed to "exercise their Second Amendment" rights if things don't go the way they want.

Woops, missed this the first time.

Let me see... Tea Party demonstrations... OWS demonstrations...

Remind me again which of these groups was responsible for riots, destruction, and various criminal acts? You're a damn fool if you think the dangerous and unhinged ones likely to go on a rampage if they can't have their way are the right wingers. OWS was nothing but a bunch of dangerous and unhinged people who were on a rampage because they couldn't have their way.


Wow, you really have no connection left with reality. Ignore list you go.

On a related note, when Obama wins again, which he will, easily, we will expose these domestic terrorists for who they are. Please, right wing wackjobs, do continue your terrorism, because when you do, we are going to lock you up forever where you belong, or better yet, put you down in the dirt, 6 feet under, where your ignorance will no longer be a danger to others. I say this will all sincerity and legitimate fear of just how far these American Taliban will go.
 
2012-10-12 09:27:41 PM
Even creepier, I had considered swinging by due to shenanigans with my voter registration.
 
2012-10-12 09:27:43 PM

Atomic Spunk: Wanted for questioning?
[thetwist03.files.wordpress.com image 340x338]


Doubtful, since when the government sent him a note asking him to shoot guns for his country, he promptly shiat his pants and pissed himself.
 
2012-10-12 09:28:42 PM

Spare Me: brianbankerus: The fear-mongering on the right gives rise to extremism. Extremism is never a good thing.

I'm so sick of the right and its propaganda.

You want to see extremism, watch what happens when Obama loses. The strategy of destroying America from within the system will have failed. The left will have no other choice but getting the "Revolucion" freak on.

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Lets assume for a moment that you aren't a troll - for arguments sake.

All this nonsense about how the left wing "wants to destroy America" etc - you actually believe that BS? Well tell me then, why would we do that? What would we gain from destroying the nation we live in. Why would we want to "ruin" the greatest nation on Earth - the same nation that allows us a lifestyle that much of the world can only dream about? How exactly is that in our best interests?

And you believe we hate America? Exactly how does that work? For what reason would we hate America?

You can't answer those questions - for there are no answers. You cannot prove that which is not true in the first place. That is all just stuff you tell yourselves and believe without thinking. You hear it so much in the echo chamber that you dare not question it - for you it has become "common sense." But if you would begin to use your own senses, you might see something different.
 
2012-10-12 09:29:00 PM

tenpoundsofcheese: 48-44 for Ryan is a loss since he didn't shellac Biden nearly as much as Romeny shellacked 0bama.


To be fair that poll over sampled republicans. So it would likely be the other way around of it were a normal sample.
 
2012-10-12 09:29:05 PM

Indubitably: jso2897: Elephantman: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x850]

[i18.photobucket.com image 480x493]

No Water, No Moon

When the nun Chiyono studied Zen under Bukko of Engaku she was unable to attain the fruits of meditation for a long time.

At last one moonlit night she was carrying water in an old pail bound with bamboo. The bamboo broke and the bottom fell out of the pail, and at that moment Chiyono was set free!

In commemoration, she wrote a poem:

In this way and that I tried to save the old pail
Since the bamboo strip was weakening and about
to break
Until at last the bottom fell out.
No more water in the pail!
No more moon in the water!

M-O-O-N spells E-X-E-C-U-T-I-O-N?

*)

P.S. Cloud goes boom.


P.P.S. Violence never works, never worked, and never will work.

P.P.P.S. Read my postscript, said my twinkle-eye...*)
 
2012-10-12 09:30:09 PM
And to no surprise at all, the republicans here go out of their way to try to justify this happening in any way whatsoever. Just goes to show you the republican party is full of hatemongers.
 
2012-10-12 09:30:39 PM

Spare Me: brianbankerus: The fear-mongering on the right gives rise to extremism. Extremism is never a good thing.

I'm so sick of the right and its propaganda.

You want to see extremism, watch what happens when Obama loses. The strategy of destroying America from within the system will have failed. The left will have no other choice but getting the "Revolucion" freak on.


Better stock up on bottled water and canned goods now, to be on the safe side. In fact, you might want to head for your bunker now and wait until you get the all-clear on Nov. 7th. Can't be too careful.
 
2012-10-12 09:30:46 PM

readymix: Atomic Spunk: Wanted for questioning?
[thetwist03.files.wordpress.com image 340x338]

Doubtful, since when the government sent him a note asking him to shoot guns for his country, he promptly shiat his pants and pissed himself.


This was a reference to his quote: "Obama, he's a piece of shiat. I told him to suck on my machine gun. Hey Hillary [Clinton], you might want to ride one of these into the sunset, you worthless biatch."
 
2012-10-12 09:32:40 PM

Altitude5280: Biden REALLY struck a nerve. Tonight someone fired a shot into the Obama headquarters in Denver. No arrest as yet. [img.photobucket.com image 800x600]


Thanks for letting us know about this event in the thread about the event.
 
2012-10-12 09:32:54 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Isolated incident, overzealous 2nd amendment patriot.


Which is Republispeak for domestic terrorist.
 
2012-10-12 09:33:07 PM

LeoffDaGrate: Democrats: OMG, Repulitards are disgusting! Way to stay classy! I hope this guy burns in hell!

Republicans: OMG, Demorats probably set this up to make us look bad! I wouldn't put it past them.

Reality: Cool! Got a new gun! This is nifty! I can twirl it on me finger, I can quick draw it, I can do the side shoot like a gangster *BANG!* Holy crap, better GTFO!


We used to have these vans that were parked on the freeways around the city. They were speed camera vehicles used to capture speeders and send them images and a ticket. Everyone hated them. One night, one of them was shot. Unfortunately it killed the officer that was sitting inside. As he was on the phone with his wife. Dead. They found the guy later that next morning at his house. It turned out he had no idea that anyone was in the van and was shooting it out of frustration.

I'm leaning towards your first option, but with someone who didn't have intent to injure.

It reminds me of that Deep Thoughts with Jack Handy skit on SNL: I wish a robot would get elected president. That way, when he came to town, we could all take a shot at him and not feel too bad.
 
2012-10-12 09:33:15 PM
A large percentage of current Republican supporters are dangerously disturbed tards that are encouraged by the ever so responsible folks of talk radio and Fox News. Just a couple of years ago, Michelle Bachmann was encouraging the paranoiacs to shoot Census workers. If anything, the Obama administration has been overly patient with this kind of nonsense. Does anyone believe radical left wing loons would have gotten away with daily exhortations of violence during the Reagan years?

Irrespective of how the election goes, the GOP is toast. If Obama wins, the batshiat insane element in the Republican Party will blame the last few responsible adults in the party for not being "conservative" enough. In others, the party will be taken over entirely by the Randoids and raputure-bunnies. It will drift so far out into Insane-o-Land it will never be heard from again.

If Willard wins, it is unlikely that he will deliver all, or even most. of what he promised, in which case, see above.

If Willard wins, and gets most of what he wants, the American economy will be destroyed. Best case scenario: The Randiods and rapture-bunnies will again blame the current gang in charge for not being "conservative" enough. Worst case, they will see conspiracies and sabotage everywhere, like the true paranoiacs that they are. What follows will be a bloodbath.
 
2012-10-12 09:33:40 PM

Bill Murray said I was weird: And to no surprise at all, the republicans here go out of their way to try to justify this happening in any way whatsoever. Just goes to show you the republican party is full of hatemongers.


Amirite?
 
2012-10-12 09:34:22 PM
I heard Obama's Denver campaign office asked for extra security, and it fell on deaf ears! DEAF EARS, OBUMMER!
 
2012-10-12 09:34:28 PM
fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net
 
2012-10-12 09:35:40 PM
crazy town is gonna get crazy
 
2012-10-12 09:35:48 PM

bk3k: Is anyone making the "Liberal plant" did it excuse yet?


Where would a liberal get a gun?
 
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