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(Cincinnati Enquirer)   You probably shouldn't rely on a flier posted in the men's restroom of a college dorm about how to get away with rape   (news.cincinnati.com) divider line 71
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2012-10-12 09:38:33 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-12 09:40:41 PM
To get away with rape: 1) Come from a Republican family 2) Live in Ohio or West Virginia 3) Rape your sister
 
2012-10-12 09:46:00 PM
pointers on the "Top Ten Ways to Get Away with Rape," from slipping roofies into a girl's drink to drug her to slitting her throat so she can't identify her attacker.

C'mon, don't hold out on us: what are the other 8?
 
2012-10-12 09:58:40 PM
So the woman who is outraged about this list being posted in a men's room has no qualms about posting it on Facebook.
 
2012-10-12 10:19:15 PM
If you haven't figured by point 4 that this list is an obvious parody of some other list...

I just did a quick Google search:


i.imgur.com 
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2012-10-12 10:22:41 PM
I thought that you just go to your nearest Republican Mandatory Rape and Birth Center?
 
2012-10-12 10:29:19 PM
1. Some troll posts a bunch of shiatty rape jokes up on the men's room.

2. Everyone ignores it.

3. A women's group finds it, thinks it's real advice.

Smooth move, ladies. Somewhere at that campus, someone stupid is doing this into their cheeto encrusted keyboard:

profile.ak.fbcdn.net 

The best response to trolling is no attention of any kind. You've all been trolled.
 
2012-10-12 10:46:01 PM
Junior Kate Van Fossen, vice present of Women Against Violence and Sexual Assault (WAVE), said the university should have notified the student body, told them the behavior was unacceptable and wouldn't be tolerated at Miami.

"If I wasn't involved with WAVE I wouldn't have known about this incident," Van Fossen said Friday. "The university is brushing this issue ... under the rug."

She said she has since posted a picture of the rape flier on Facebook and more than 100 people have shared the post.

A resident assistant at McBride Hall found the flier over the weekend and reported it to the university's Wellness Office on Monday, Van Fossen said.

She found out about it from the director of that office who passed the information to higher ups.

WAVE also contacted university officials encouraging them to send out a notice to students, Van Fossen said. That request went unanswered, she said.

"It could have been a joke, but the fact of the matter is that those thoughts are crossing someone's mind. There are girls living in a hall where someone came up with that," Van Fossen said. "It's just disturbing."


...

Van Fossen also questions whether Miami is serious about sexual assault prevention on campus. The university's sexual assault prevention coordinator position has been vacant for a year, she said.

Ladies and gentlemen, we have found the person who posted the flier.
 
2012-10-12 10:49:44 PM
Why are the police getting involved? It's in poor taste clearly but telling no-one-in-particular to "RAPE RAPE RAPE", however you may feel about that, isn't a threat against anyone and doesn't display intent to do anything. Oh, let me guess, they're going to find a way to label it terrorism. "Terroristic threats" or something.

It's stupid and immature but it's a matter for private citizens and not the police.
 
2012-10-12 10:49:45 PM
"RAPE RAPE RAPE, its college boys live it up!!"

Wow, this really pisses me off. This offers NOTHING of value AT ALL in teaching me how to get away with rape. NOTHING.
 
2012-10-12 10:50:02 PM
WAVE

Women Against Vaginal Eateries?
 
2012-10-12 10:50:29 PM
Wow. Just, wow. Miami is supposedly a pretty classy place (for the most part) where smart kids go. But this is just, wow.
 
2012-10-12 10:50:52 PM
Probably posted by a womyn's studies major and then used as irrefutable proof of "rape culture" for her thesis.
 
2012-10-12 10:51:05 PM
I'll bet the author of that is a part of, if not the leader of, the local College Republicans organization.
 
2012-10-12 10:53:17 PM
So someone with a shiatty sense of humor makes a rape joke list. Whoop de farking do. Now if there was a pamphlet going into extreme detail about it then they would have a point.
 
2012-10-12 10:54:04 PM
Not that I advocate joking about sexual assault, but it certainly appears tongue-in-cheek to me.
 
2012-10-12 11:00:22 PM
Miami (OH)? Now we know where a certain NFL QB got his ideas from I guess.
 
2012-10-12 11:00:23 PM

The Voice of Doom: If you haven't figured by point 4 that this list is an obvious parody of some other list...

I just did a quick Google search:


[i.imgur.com image 595x853] 
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Wow, that is some insane shiat. It's like telling muggers to put a stop to mugging by not mugging people.

Or rather, assuming that a large percentage of men are rapists and therefore can stop rape by not doing it.
 
2012-10-12 11:01:19 PM
Rape is funny. Daffy Duck and Porky Pig.
/Rape
 
2012-10-12 11:01:22 PM

doglover: 1. Some troll posts a bunch of shiatty rape jokes up on the men's room.

2. Everyone ignores it.

3. A women's group finds it, thinks it's real advice.

Smooth move, ladies. Somewhere at that campus, someone stupid is doing this into their cheeto encrusted keyboard:

[profile.ak.fbcdn.net image 200x199] 

The best response to trolling is no attention of any kind. You've all been trolled.


Yeah, this. My first two thoughts were: Some stupid boy, some sandy vagina'd woman who just discovered the Womyn's Studeez group on campus.
 
2012-10-12 11:02:59 PM
10 ways? What if you only need 2?

img502.imageshack.us
 
2012-10-12 11:05:54 PM
I thought this was America and we had free speech and stuff.
 
2012-10-12 11:08:05 PM

fragMasterFlash: 10 ways? What if you only need 2?

[img502.imageshack.us image 500x227]


A Zed and a gimp?
 
2012-10-12 11:09:43 PM
TFA:Women Against Violence and Sexual Assault (WAVE)

Why are they unable to make acronyms? Back-ronyms are bad enough, but this is not even trying.
 
2012-10-12 11:10:56 PM
Posting advice about how to commit murder and get away with it is still ok though right?
 
2012-10-12 11:14:35 PM

had98c: Miami (OH)? Now we know where a certain NFL QB got his ideas from I guess.


I spent four years there, and all the jokes are true.

My sophomore year, a campus women's organization staged a "take back the night" march around campus. As they were moving past fraternity row, one of the future bankers in one of the houses started blaring "Rape Me" by Nirvana on his stereo. No disciplinary action taken. Classy.

/Sick story bro
 
2012-10-12 11:14:44 PM
W= women
A= against
V= violence (and)
E= SEXUAL ASSAULT?!?!
 
2012-10-12 11:21:14 PM

Jeraldine Ratkin: W= women
A= against
V= violence (and)
E= SEXUAL ASSAULT?!?!


I like it. And I'm even a member of PASTA: People Who Are Awesome At Making Acronyms
 
2012-10-12 11:22:29 PM

RealAmericanHero: Why are the police getting involved?


Maybe the "slit her throat" part was too much? Perhaps rape parody is acceptable free speech, but advocating attempted murder isn't?
 
2012-10-12 11:25:45 PM
Watch out for E-mail!!!

/Adric came from E space. Maybe that's why he was so sexist.
//Nothing is obscure.
 
2012-10-12 11:31:37 PM
The bigger version of the list got deleted from the thread, so I'm not reposting it.
But if you want to read the list without ruining your eyes, you can take the image in the article and remove the "&maxw=300" parameter from its URL to get a bigger, easy readable version.
 
2012-10-12 11:34:00 PM
I'm gonna have to agree with Subbsey on this one.
There are a number really good websites out there with lots of usefull info and tips.
A couple even have searchable databases to help hone your technigue.
 
2012-10-12 11:37:47 PM

Fabric_Man: My sophomore year, a campus women's organization staged a "take back the night" march around campus. As they were moving past fraternity row, one of the future bankers in one of the houses started blaring "Rape Me" by Nirvana on his stereo. No disciplinary action taken. Classy.


Yeah, me and the rest of the frat were laughing about that for weeks.

And I'm a Stock broker, not a banker.
 
2012-10-12 11:44:45 PM

The Voice of Doom: If you haven't figured by point 4 that this list is an obvious parody of some other list...

I just did a quick Google search:


[i.imgur.com image 595x853] 
`


I love this image so much.
 
2012-10-12 11:48:31 PM

Christian Bale: The Voice of Doom: If you haven't figured by point 4 that this list is an obvious parody of some other list...

I just did a quick Google search:


[i.imgur.com image 595x853] 
`

Wow, that is some insane shiat. It's like telling muggers to put a stop to mugging by not mugging people.

Or rather, assuming that a large percentage of men are rapists and therefore can stop rape by not doing it.


That's because it's nothing more than self-righteous attention-whoring.

The vast majority of men know that rape is a very Wrong Thing. The rest are sociopaths and other broken people who *don't care*.

Do these people really think that some rape-happy frat boy comes across a poster reading "Rape is Wrong" and responds by slapping himself in the forehead exclaiming "Well shiat! Why didn't anyone tell me?"

He then heads to Walgreen's to clean out their "Sorry I Raped You" Hallmark cards.

As for the topic at hand, this is either the word of a bored /b/-tard or someone working on a sociology thesis. Or a guy evil and sociopathic enough to think that violent rape and murder are a-okay, but thoughtful enough to take the time to get that helpful info to his broskis.
 
2012-10-12 11:52:25 PM

doglover: 1. Some troll posts a bunch of shiatty rapelibtard jokes up on the men's roomFARK.

2. Everyone ignores it.

3. A women's grouplefty with no sense of sarcasm finds it, thinks it's a real adviceopinion.

Smooth move, ladieslib. Somewhere at that campusin their parent's basement, someone stupid is doing this into their cheeto encrusted keyboard:

[profile.ak.fbcdn.net image 200x199] 

The best response to trolling is no attention of any kind. You've all been trolled.


FTFF
 
2012-10-12 11:55:53 PM
Subby only said rape once.
 
2012-10-13 12:00:25 AM
www.insidesocal.com

approves
 
2012-10-13 12:00:42 AM

Mixolydian Master: doglover: 1. Some troll posts a bunch of shiatty rapelibtard jokes up on the men's roomFARK.

2. Everyone ignores it.

3. A women's grouplefty with no sense of sarcasm finds it, thinks it's a real adviceopinion.

Smooth move, ladieslib. Somewhere at that campusin their parent's basement, someone stupid is doing this into their cheeto encrusted keyboard:

[profile.ak.fbcdn.net image 200x199] 

The best response to trolling is no attention of any kind. You've all been trolled.

FTFF


Let's leave the libtard crap out of this. I think you'll find that every lib on this site, including myself is just embarrassed for how easily this outrage-junkie of a woman got trolled.
 
2012-10-13 12:05:36 AM
us13.memecdn.com
 
2012-10-13 12:28:56 AM

Pray 4 Mojo: I thought this was America and we had free speech and stuff.


common mistake.
 
2012-10-13 12:36:30 AM
*flyer
 
2012-10-13 12:52:42 AM
For a rape thread, this is pretty boring.
 
2012-10-13 12:53:49 AM
yeah, either tasteless prank or rape awareness scheme.

/funny how I can't tell the difference.
 
2012-10-13 12:54:31 AM

thisisarepeat: For a rape thread, this is pretty boring.


its friday night, and I'm home sick. whadda ya expect?
 
2012-10-13 01:33:01 AM

Fabric_Man: had98c: Miami (OH)? Now we know where a certain NFL QB got his ideas from I guess.

I spent four years there, and all the jokes are true.

My sophomore year, a campus women's organization staged a "take back the night" march around campus. As they were moving past fraternity row, one of the future bankers in one of the houses started blaring "Rape Me" by Nirvana on his stereo. No disciplinary action taken. Classy.

/Sick story bro


Oh hey, we must have been there at the same time.
 
2012-10-13 01:35:48 AM

aagrajag: Do these people really think that some rape-happy frat boy comes across a poster reading "Rape is Wrong" and responds by slapping himself in the forehead exclaiming "Well shiat! Why didn't anyone tell me?"


No, they do not. It's a sarcastic response to rape prevention "tips" that just tell women to not get raped.
 
2012-10-13 01:41:52 AM
If this flyer is legitimate, the university has ways of shutting this whole thing down.
 
2012-10-13 02:19:50 AM

Captain James T. Smirk: If this flyer is legitimate, the university has ways of shutting this whole thing down.


By sending a coughing man to Brazil?
 
2012-10-13 03:21:52 AM
Some girls rape easy after you slit their throats.

I mean, you may have consensual sex after slitting her throat that night and then the next morning it may be rape.
 
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