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(Foodbeast)   Snoop Dogg & Hot Pocket's hot new track: "Pocket Like It's Hot" -- Seriously   (foodbeast.com) divider line 55
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2012-10-12 08:48:32 PM
So, Snoop Dog is teaming up with Jim Gaffigan?
 
2012-10-12 10:00:44 PM

FirstNationalBastard: So, Snoop Dog is teaming up with Jim Gaffigan?


We're done here.
I'll get the lights.
 
2012-10-12 10:10:05 PM
This is not entertainment.
 
2012-10-12 10:14:46 PM
This would've been relevant if it was still 2004 or 2005.
 
2012-10-12 10:15:44 PM
Who is Snoop Dogg?
 
2012-10-12 10:19:36 PM
Aaaand....Snoop is now officially dead to me. Damn you Hot Pockets!
 
2012-10-12 10:20:50 PM
I thought the video/song was cute. Lighten up haters.
 
2012-10-12 10:22:40 PM
He smokes pot. Hot pockets are like crack to pot smokers. Umm, wait...
 
2012-10-12 10:23:44 PM
WhatTheIdontEven....
 
2012-10-12 10:32:46 PM
Has been very open about his love of smoking weed and has been busted for it on numerous occasions.. Produced a porn video for Hustler. Writes and performs rap lyrics that are full of racism, misogyny, drug use and violence. Yet corporate America loves him.

I'm not a prude and I'm not complaining - I admire what Snoop has been able to accomplish. But it's still odd how he seems to get such high profile work given his history. The media eviscerates other celebrities for lesser infractions. It must be nice how Snoop can be so open about his vices and doesn't suffer any damage for it - in fact it only adds to his "bad boy" image. Lucky bastard.
 
2012-10-12 10:55:36 PM
was his rebirth in Jamaica what inspired this?
 
2012-10-12 11:01:57 PM
Lunchables did it better back in the 90's...
 
2012-10-12 11:03:09 PM
And that tub of lard Milonakis is involved in this shiat as well. Ugh.
 
2012-10-12 11:07:42 PM
I liked it. I like that he has a sense of humor about himself.
 
2012-10-12 11:08:47 PM
I love that for no reason, Funk was on a roll.
 
2012-10-12 11:16:17 PM
Did it better.

/WU TANG CLAN AIN'T NOTHING TO FARK WITH!
 
2012-10-12 11:24:11 PM

SundaesChild: I liked it. I like that he has a sense of humor about himself.


I think Snoop has gotten enough Streetz Card punches that he can do whatever he wants now. Monk, Lion, or a video in honor of his favorite munchie, dag nabbit he should be able to do it without persecution!
 
2012-10-12 11:25:35 PM

SundaesChild: I liked it. I like that he has a sense of humor about himself.


Not to mention it's a product he believes in. Or at least consumes with unparalleled voracity in between rolling joints.

Seriously, I have no problems with celebrities endorsing products they actually use and/or believe in however they see fit to endorse them. Plus, I could actually see this parody version of the song being something Snoop actually used to sing while waiting for the damn things to microwave.
 
2012-10-13 12:26:06 AM
Hot pocket -- when I rip off a fart, and instead of traveling up the butt crack it bubbles into my cooch instead.

HOT POCKET!
 
2012-10-13 12:31:58 AM

Iggie: Hot pocket -- when I rip off a fart, and instead of traveling up the butt crack it bubbles into my cooch instead.

HOT POCKET!


i now see why all the boys want to date you. classy.
 
2012-10-13 12:46:17 AM
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KrispyKritter: Iggie: Hot pocket -- when I rip off a fart, and instead of traveling up the butt crack it bubbles into my cooch instead.

HOT POCKET!

i now see why all the boys want to date you. classy.


And I see why the rest of them want to date *you*, since it's obvious you've been preparing yourself for them with that stick up your ass.
 
2012-10-13 01:00:10 AM

RedPhoenix122: FirstNationalBastard: So, Snoop Dog is teaming up with Jim Gaffigan?

We're done here.
I'll get the lights.


Who died and left you in charge of the lights?
 
2012-10-13 01:12:10 AM
This is farking retarded
 
2012-10-13 01:27:07 AM

styckx: This is farking retarded


Its called rap music.
 
2012-10-13 03:44:06 AM
Even has WWE's Brodus Clay......can't help but laugh at this shiat.
 
2012-10-13 03:54:14 AM
Snoop has been about as inoffensive as a soccer mom for the past decade so this is hardly a surprise.
 
2012-10-13 04:37:45 AM

Atomic Spunk: Has been very open about his love of smoking weed and has been busted for it on numerous occasions.. Produced a porn video for Hustler. Writes and performs rap lyrics that are full of racism, misogyny, drug use and violence. Yet corporate America loves him.

I'm not a prude and I'm not complaining - I admire what Snoop has been able to accomplish. But it's still odd how he seems to get such high profile work given his history. The media eviscerates other celebrities for lesser infractions. It must be nice how Snoop can be so open about his vices and doesn't suffer any damage for it - in fact it only adds to his "bad boy" image. Lucky bastard.


He's their mascot naughty black man - he does "bad" things but no one would be worried about a stoner with pigtails going on a raping pillaging spree. Most likely to molest a Hot Pocket while talking goofy goober nonsense.

He is the Spongebob Squarepants of rap.
 
2012-10-13 05:24:27 AM
It turns out that Snoop enjoys money and getting money and having money and spending money and also money. Weird.
 
2012-10-13 05:56:33 AM
He's disgrace to punk rock ideals
 
2012-10-13 06:00:24 AM
Snoop was so dope before he was signed by No Limit. It ruined him.
Can't listen to 10 seconds of any of his new stuff without turning the dial.
 
2012-10-13 06:53:09 AM

Foxxinnia: Snoop has been about as inoffensive as a soccer mom for the past decade so this is hardly a surprise.


He's become a tongue-in-cheek parody of himself, like William Shatner.
 
2012-10-13 07:34:14 AM
Right after college, when I still was living with my college roommate, I woke up to the fire alarm wailing. I discovered my passed-out half-naked roommate had come back from the bar (probably had some clothes on at that point) busted open 4 packages of hot pockets and threw them all, unwrapped, into the microwave for what I guess was a six hour setting. Or at least there was about five and a half hours remaining.
Still, his heart was in the right place. Hot Pockets...
 
2012-10-13 08:15:08 AM

Atomic Spunk: Has been very open about his love of smoking weed and has been busted for it on numerous occasions.. Produced a porn video for Hustler. Writes and performs rap lyrics that are full of racism, misogyny, drug use and violence. Yet corporate America loves him.

I'm not a prude and I'm not complaining - I admire what Snoop has been able to accomplish. But it's still odd how he seems to get such high profile work given his history. The media eviscerates other celebrities for lesser infractions. It must be nice how Snoop can be so open about his vices and doesn't suffer any damage for it - in fact it only adds to his "bad boy" image. Lucky bastard.


You forgot about the most notorious thing, he was on trial for farkin murder.

/murder was the case that they gave him
 
2012-10-13 08:18:37 AM
Bigger sell out, ice cube or snoop? Ice Cube was a main part of NWA ffs. Now he makes kids movies and yells at beer cans. Still proud of toking though.

/meh, whatever you can do to make some coin I s'pose.
 
2012-10-13 08:58:24 AM

Atomic Spunk: Has been very open about his love of smoking weed and has been busted for it on numerous occasions.. Produced a porn video for Hustler. Writes and performs rap lyrics that are full of racism, misogyny, drug use and violence. Yet corporate America loves him.

I'm not a prude and I'm not complaining - I admire what Snoop has been able to accomplish. But it's still odd how he seems to get such high profile work given his history. The media eviscerates other celebrities for lesser infractions. It must be nice how Snoop can be so open about his vices and doesn't suffer any damage for it - in fact it only adds to his "bad boy" image. Lucky bastard.


It works for the same reason it worked for Charlie Sheen before he went full nutbar. He doesn't pretend to be squeaky clean then do this stuff. He is completely honest about who he is. If Tiger had stayed single and openly slept with every skank he possibly could it would just be part of his charm. He was torn down for it because he spent years pretending to be Mr Family the All-American guy before we found out he was a skank hunter.
 
2012-10-13 09:13:09 AM

Igor Jakovsky: Bigger sell out, ice cube or snoop?


Is it really selling out when from the very start of your career you're talking about how you'd like to make a lot of money, live a life of luxury, and get out of the shiatty neighborhood you grew up in and live in a mansion instead?
 
2012-10-13 09:29:19 AM

yukichigai: SundaesChild: I liked it. I like that he has a sense of humor about himself.

Not to mention it's a product he believes in. Or at least consumes with unparalleled voracity in between rolling joints.

Seriously, I have no problems with celebrities endorsing products they actually use and/or believe in however they see fit to endorse them. Plus, I could actually see this parody version of the song being something Snoop actually used to sing while waiting for the damn things to microwave.


He might as well parody himself before Weird Al comes up with any ideas.
 
2012-10-13 10:12:56 AM
I'm so far out of the loop, I thought "Hot Pockets" was the name of some new rapper Snoop teamed up with...that is, until I watched the video.

Damn.
 
2012-10-13 10:18:26 AM
Coolio and Jeno's to release their scaldingly hot track 'Pizza Rollin' ' Coming to burn the roof of yo' mouf in 2013.
 
2012-10-13 10:33:42 AM

Iggie: AKrispyKritter: Iggie: Hot pocket -- when I rip off a fart, and instead of traveling up the butt crack it bubbles into my cooch instead.

HOT POCKET!

i now see why all the boys want to date you. classy.

And I see why the rest of them want to date *you*, since it's obvious you've been preparing yourself for them with that stick up your ass.


lol you been faved
 
2012-10-13 11:25:10 AM
Hot pocket is urban speak for the female vagina. Thus, Snoop retains his street cred while generating income. Brilliant!
 
2012-10-13 11:28:16 AM
He did a song for Tekken.

He was actually put into Tekken. It's an entire Snoop Dogg level.


The dude is basically making a soundtrack to getting high. And I respect that.

//Gonna get high, make some Hot Pockets, and play Tekken Tag.
 
2012-10-13 11:44:23 AM
I see a few hot pockets in that video I'd like to eat.
 
2012-10-13 11:56:28 AM
Lots of haters here.... personally, if he's going to go commercial, why not go over the top with it, as he did here?

I was entertained.
 
2012-10-13 12:17:08 PM
That was awesome, unless of course you lack in good taste and humor. Then I could see why somebody would have a reason to complain about such a necessary addition to pop culture.
 
2012-10-13 08:07:24 PM
Snoop Dogg's internet show is pretty damn funny...if you're a stoner.
 
2012-10-13 08:22:17 PM

moike: Lunchables did it better back in the 90's...


Anyone else notice He-Man feeling himself up and really enjoying it at the very end of that video?
 
2012-10-13 08:50:26 PM

ModernLuddite: He did a song for Tekken.

He was actually put into Tekken. It's an entire Snoop Dogg level.

The dude is basically making a soundtrack to getting high. And I respect that.

//Gonna get high, make some Hot Pockets, and play Tekken Tag.


This

exparrot: Coolio and Jeno's to release their scaldingly hot track 'Pizza Rollin' ' Coming to burn the roof of yo' mouf in 2013.


Now that's some funny stuff, though
 
2012-10-13 09:37:58 PM

Iggie: AKrispyKritter: Iggie: Hot pocket -- when I rip off a fart, and instead of traveling up the butt crack it bubbles into my cooch instead.

HOT POCKET!

i now see why all the boys want to date you. classy.

And I see why the rest of them want to date *you*, since it's obvious you've been preparing yourself for them with that stick up your ass.


Jeez, get a room you two fatties.
 
2012-10-13 10:21:20 PM

Iggie: Hot pocket -- when I rip off a fart, and instead of traveling up the butt crack it bubbles into my cooch instead.


I'd hit it.
 
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