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(Daily Mail)   Twenty-seven-year-old ex-cheerleader/teacher convicted of molesting 17-year-old student: "I can't wait until our first date". She and her ex-husband were divorced after a whole 6 weeks. This is who the crazy/hot scale was made for   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 170
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2012-10-12 06:01:07 PM
She's pretty. Pretty ugly.

/they're both beneath me
lh3.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-10-12 06:06:54 PM
There's enough room between her Boobies to park my Eclipse.
 
FNG [TotalFark]
2012-10-12 06:16:15 PM
We all would. But that's why we invent fake names and leave fast.
 
2012-10-12 06:49:23 PM
He was 17? I just don't see the big deal. I guess it depends on the state you live in.
 
2012-10-12 06:50:54 PM
Hmm, ex-hubby hands over the pics and the video, but is crushed.  He must be looking for????????
 
Publicity?
 
2012-10-12 06:52:40 PM

BunkyBrewman: He was 17? I just don't see the big deal. I guess it depends on the state you live in.


Most states have laws against contact between anyone under 18 and someone that has authority over them.  Like teachers and counselors.  Age of consent doesn't matter in those cases.
 
2012-10-12 06:57:02 PM

urban.derelict: She's pretty. Pretty ugly.


Any male here who claims that would not hit that is either:

(a) Gay
(b) A lying sack of shiat, or
(c) Both
 
2012-10-12 07:21:11 PM
This thread needs to be submitted 1400 more times.
 
2012-10-12 07:23:13 PM
Poor kid... Must have been tough.
 
2012-10-12 08:07:50 PM

BSABSVR: This thread needs to be submitted 1400 more times.


Be sure to include "smoking hot" somewhere in the headline.
 
2012-10-12 08:41:01 PM

urban.derelict: She's pretty. Pretty ugly.


That's a bunch of stuff.
 
2012-10-12 08:53:03 PM

umadbro: Poor kid... Must have been tough.


His life will never be the same. And yeah, many states, the age difference isn't what the big deal is about, it's the position of power.

I would like her in a position of power over me.
 
2012-10-12 09:03:31 PM
Looks like I had the WORST luck in school. 

I was 17. She was a 60 year old former East German Olympian. Kept offering to show me her pole vault. I misunderstood.
 
2012-10-12 09:05:08 PM

Fear_and_Loathing: Most states have laws against contact between anyone under 18 and someone that has authority over them.  Like teachers and counselors.  Age of consent doesn't matter in those cases.


I agree with the concept, but let's be honest, she's a 27 year old cheerleader turned teacher and he's a 17 year old straight guy. In other words, you're holding him back from an offer to hit the sack with her only by use of a team of really large horses and that would probably apply to just about any average 17 year old guy around...
 
2012-10-12 09:48:47 PM
But they got married at disney I don't understand?
 
2012-10-12 09:49:54 PM
Never stick it in crazy.
 
2012-10-12 09:51:42 PM

MattyBlast: There's enough room between her Boobies to park my Eclipse.


And by "Eclipse", I assume you mean "penis"?
 
2012-10-12 09:52:09 PM
Unacceptable.
 
2012-10-12 09:52:22 PM
 
2012-10-12 09:52:47 PM
This is why you don't marry a skanky AW. Let's review:

This is for sex.
i.dailymail.co.uk


This is for marriage.
evilspeculator.com

Learn the difference, brah.
 
2012-10-12 09:53:06 PM
Damnit!

blog.mrmeyer.com
 
2012-10-12 09:53:52 PM
He's a lot better looking than she is.

Good luck with all that.
 
2012-10-12 09:54:09 PM

Cyberluddite: urban.derelict: She's pretty. Pretty ugly.

Any male here who claims that would not hit that is either:

(a) Gay
(b) A lying sack of shiat, or
(c) Both


I would hit it, but I would never dare marry it.

/True love does not exist.
 
2012-10-12 09:55:00 PM
I for one wish the happy couple luck and a bright future.
 
2012-10-12 09:55:55 PM

umadbro: Poor kid... Must have been tough

hard.

Fixed.
 
2012-10-12 09:57:05 PM
rocketpants:
This is for marriage.

Um wow... holy collision coverage, Batman.
 
2012-10-12 09:57:18 PM
There are two ways she would look better, giving head or without one.
 
2012-10-12 09:58:04 PM
what you did there. she sees it.
larrybrownsports.com
 
2012-10-12 09:58:22 PM

rocketpants: This is why you don't marry a skanky AW. Let's review:

This is for sex.
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x459]


This is for marriage.
[evilspeculator.com image 306x230]

Learn the difference, brah.


Girl in bottom pix is my soulmate.

*)
 
2012-10-12 09:58:54 PM
www.thesportsbank.net
 
2012-10-12 09:59:00 PM
The ex-husband can do a lot better. He's better looking than she is.
 
2012-10-12 09:59:45 PM
look at all the farks she gives
img.bleacherreport.net
 
2012-10-12 10:00:13 PM

Omahawg: what you did there. she sees it.
[larrybrownsports.com image 461x481]


I would, however, on occasion, ridiculate that.

*)
 
2012-10-12 10:00:24 PM
www.iruntheinternet.com Random
 
2012-10-12 10:01:08 PM
Living in the wonderful city of Cincinnati, this was the topic of conversation in the office.

I feel bad for this kid. He's got nowhere to go but down.

We're looking at Al Bundy in 20 years guys.
 
2012-10-12 10:01:18 PM

rocketpants: This is why you don't marry a skanky AW. Let's review:

This is for sex.



This is for marriage.


Learn the difference, brah.


Who is this tasty treat in the second picture?
 
2012-10-12 10:01:53 PM
Also, check out the picture of her mom FTA. The future does not look bright.

/shudder
 
2012-10-12 10:02:13 PM
put your left foot in, stick your ass right out and shake it all about. doing the hokey pokey is what it's all about*
i.i.com.com


*and 17 year olds who only need a five minute rest break between 'tutoring sessions'
 
2012-10-12 10:02:28 PM

Cyberluddite: urban.derelict: She's pretty. Pretty ugly.

Any male here who claims that would not hit that is either:

(a) Gay
(b) A lying sack of shiat, or
(c) Both


THIS
 
2012-10-12 10:03:37 PM
I wonder if she knows karate?

Its apparent she most certainly knows KAH-RAY-ZEE
 
2012-10-12 10:03:38 PM
Looks like the husband already got her best years. Now he can proudly say he's divorced from that sack of antlers, and it wasn't even his fault.
 
2012-10-12 10:06:28 PM

rocketpants: This is why you don't marry a skanky AW. Let's review:

This is for sex.
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x459]


This is for marriage.
[evilspeculator.com image 306x230]

Learn the difference, brah.


Yeah, you think it's just uncommitted sex......until you decide you've had your fun and break it off. Then she starts screaming at you and throwing remote controls at your face. Then she starts calling you 50 times per day. Then she starts randomly knocking on your door. Then she threatens to open her wrists if you don't commit. Then, when you don't commit, she actually does open her wrists and ends up involuntarily committed to a psychiatric institution.
/just spitballing here
 
2012-10-12 10:07:58 PM
Just my opinion, but:

2.bp.blogspot.com

For her, not for me.
 
2012-10-12 10:09:39 PM

rocketpants: This is why you don't marry a skanky AW. Let's review:

This is for sex.



This is for marriage.


Learn the difference, brah.


What if they were both out of my league.
 
2012-10-12 10:10:12 PM

Fear_and_Loathing: Hmm, ex-hubby hands over the pics and the video, but is crushed.  He must be looking for????????
 
Publicity?


A clean divorce where he keeps everything that he entered the marriage with, everything he earned during the marriage, and no order of spousal support/alimony.
 
2012-10-12 10:10:41 PM
That's a rough leathery looking 27 year old.
 
2012-10-12 10:11:48 PM

DubyaHater: rocketpants: This is why you don't marry a skanky AW. Let's review:

This is for sex.
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x459]


This is for marriage.
[evilspeculator.com image 306x230]

Learn the difference, brah.

Yeah, you think it's just uncommitted sex......until you decide you've had your fun and break it off. Then she starts screaming at you and throwing remote controls at your face. Then she starts calling you 50 times per day. Then she starts randomly knocking on your door. Then she threatens to open her wrists if you don't commit. Then, when you don't commit, she actually does open her wrists and ends up involuntarily committed to a psychiatric institution.
/just spitballing here


that actually happened to me so I had to yell at her over the phone until she went and told her husband how many pills she took.

you forgot the whole 'i'm pregnant with your child' part though. and the resultant abortion

good times....good times

/bad person
 
2012-10-12 10:12:26 PM
what will the future hold for this one. the smoking hot blonde young lady with the dead dolls eyes who got a slap on the wrist for banging a school boy a few years ago is now making good coin on the talk show scene. which is farked up on a couple of levels. she is one more person who makes bi-polar people look like monsters.
 
2012-10-12 10:12:54 PM
Meh, I already saw this episode of Jersey Shore.
 
2012-10-12 10:13:12 PM

Omahawg:


Yep she cuts far into the hot on the hot crazy scale

//Id be in my bunk but I never made it
 
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