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(PennLive)   Landlady gets so angry that a tenant was keeping a two pit bulls in an apartment without her permission, she lets one of them loose and it promptly runs down the street and attacks a boy. Ooops   (pennlive.com ) divider line
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2012-10-12 11:28:19 PM  
7 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-10-13 12:20:16 AM  
6 votes:
Dog of Peace (TM) strikes again.

To save time, here's Pit Bull Fark Bingo:

* This is my pet Land Shark, Cuddles, who gives me kisses every morning and makes me scrambled eggs just the way i like them
* Punish the deed, not the breed -- which is gentle and kind and sweet as gummi bears dipped in whipped cream
* But here's a pitbull identity chart -- so there's no such breed
* Other dogs kill people, too. Like that Pomeranian and the baby the one time
* Anyway ... bad owner, not bad dog
* And if the breed exists -- and i'm not saying it does -- breed specific legislation doesn't work
* Again, a picture of Cuddles, whom i rescued from an animal shelter and who just loves children and kittens and plays the cello
* If cats were bigger they'd be illegal ... so, there ...
* If you ban one breed the next worst breed will be next until no dogs will exist anywhere, ever, you monsters
* CSB - one time Cuddles ate my neighbour's cat and we laughed and laughed and laughed
* Here's Cuddles doing trigonometry and serving soup to the homeless
2012-10-12 11:14:54 PM  
5 votes:

flamingboar: I can see plenty of rational discussion in this thread...


There are no bad piranhas, only bad piranha owners.
There are no bad cobras, only bad cobra owners.
There are no bad Bengal Tigers, only bad Bengal Tiger owners.
2012-10-13 12:33:23 AM  
3 votes:

seadoo2006: NOPE .. sorry, go f*ck yourselves if you think I won't defend myself against a god that even "might" be threatening me.


www.badassoftheweek.com
2012-10-12 11:37:15 PM  
3 votes:

NutWrench: flamingboar: I can see plenty of rational discussion in this thread...

There are no bad piranhas, only bad piranha owners.
There are no bad cobras, only bad cobra owners.
There are no bad Bengal Tigers, only bad Bengal Tiger owners.


But the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes.
2012-10-13 12:02:22 AM  
2 votes:

Britney Spear's Speculum: Ban circumcision for pitbulls.


Dont you mock our cultural heritage! Circumcision has been proven to be 98% effective in blocking rabies.
2012-10-12 11:49:27 PM  
2 votes:

Ban circumcision for pitbulls.

2012-10-12 11:14:01 PM  
2 votes:
Serves the parents right for letting their kid run around free.
Hope child services takes the kid away.
2012-10-13 09:49:14 AM  
1 vote:
I dont understand the appeal of pitbulls.... every pitt i've ever known has been so damn hyper & high-strung.

If i ever want another 60 pounds of never-sits-down & never-shuts-up zipping around the house at 90mph breaking shiat... i'll have another kid.

Seriously... its like living with a tiny body builder who has an unlimited supply of redbull.

All my favorite dogs have been 50% lab & 100% lazy.
2012-10-13 12:59:50 AM  
1 vote:

seadoo2006: NOPE .. sorry, go f*ck yourselves if you think I won't defend myself against a god that even "might" be threatening me.


Well, I guess that changes the rule. If you ever ask me if I'm a god, ill have to say no.
2012-10-13 12:48:29 AM  
1 vote:

Jixa: Misconduc: As a landlord soon as I see pits I deny them. Fact is I have to do work now and then and when I do I'm not getting bitten by vicious dogs. Fact is its the only dog I will not allow.

Want a Pit? pay the price for one.

When we were adopting a puppy from the pound we brought over our other dog to see if they would get along. Maybe you should do a "meet and greet" with the dogs instead of writing off the entire breed.
Just sayin'

Here's my monsters.
[i225.photobucket.com image 639x477]
[i225.photobucket.com image 799x597]


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Is that your crack pipe I see in the second pic?
2012-10-13 12:36:23 AM  
1 vote:

Securitywyrm: Let's judge humans by the same standards as those judging Pit Bulls. Now let's establish a few things


Aw ... lookit you ... making little straw dog arguments.

Who's a cutie pie? Who's a cutie pie?

Here's a beer and a cookie ... there's a good fella.
2012-10-13 12:34:20 AM  
1 vote:
Time to kick this rational debate into overdrive

Let's judge humans by the same standards as those judging Pit Bulls. Now let's establish a few things

1. According to the arguments, how a creature is raised and its environment are not significant factors contributing to behavior.
2. Black people make up a disproportionate number of criminals in jail in the same way that pit bulls make up a disproportionate number of dog attacks

Therefore: Calling pit bulls a 'dangerous breed' is the same as calling all black people criminals.

*gets popcorn*
2012-10-13 12:33:22 AM  
1 vote:

seadoo2006: This isn't e-thuggery either, I'm not some bad ass, but I have a nice chunk of leg missing from a "friendly" pit bull that decided it was going to use my 3-year old self as a chew toy.


Perhaps you misunderstood.

Cuddles was re-appropriating the phrase "pulling your leg" in a nod to famed semiotician Jacques Derrida.

It was all over that academic journal of note "Bad Ideas from France" as well as the slightly more populist "Dog Fancy."
2012-10-12 11:56:11 PM  
1 vote:
Went to put a couple new plugs in a friend's house. Since there was no OSHA inspector standing there, and stuff the guy didn't want turned off on the same circuit, I just did them hot. I did tell him that if I somehow lost the neutral in the process, and it was shared with another circuit, I wasn't going to be springing for the fried electronics. The other thing that was a drag was that his farking pit bull kept coming up behind me and licking the back of my head and my elbows. How does one explain the concept, "If I get bit because you made me flinch, you're damn sure getting voltage too!" to a dog? Other than that, I really haven't had many negative experiences with the breed, although I know some bad dogs are out there.
2012-10-12 11:36:57 PM  
1 vote:
this sounds like a job for, Obama!
2012-10-12 11:33:36 PM  
1 vote:

Jixa: Misconduc: As a landlord soon as I see pits I deny them. Fact is I have to do work now and then and when I do I'm not getting bitten by vicious dogs. Fact is its the only dog I will not allow.

Want a Pit? pay the price for one.

When we were adopting a puppy from the pound we brought over our other dog to see if they would get along. Maybe you should do a "meet and greet" with the dogs instead of writing off the entire breed.
Just sayin'

Here's my monsters.
[i225.photobucket.com image 639x477]
[i225.photobucket.com image 799x597]


yeah, but what you don't show is what happened later when THEY ATE THE BOY! ;-)
2012-10-12 11:13:14 PM  
1 vote:
Because the best way to deal with an unwanted animal, regardless of the breed, is to just turn it loose in the neighborhood.
2012-10-12 11:11:51 PM  
1 vote:
But they are such docile animals. My pit bull would NEVER do such a thing. So I see no reason to exterminate every last mothra farking one of them.
2012-10-12 11:05:57 PM  
1 vote:
But it's totally not a bad dog at all. Must be how it's treated/raised/the phase of the moon.
 
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