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(Duluth News Tribune)   Baby born 8 lbs, 9 oz., on 10-11-12 at 13:14. But it wasn't 13:14 and 15 seconds - better luck next time, kid   (duluthnewstribune.com) divider line 45
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2012-10-12 05:17:18 PM
Baby born 8 lbs, 9 oz., on 10-11-12 at 13:14. But it wasn't 13:14 and 15 seconds - better luck next time, kid

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2012-10-12 05:24:54 PM
fearless-selling.ca
 
2012-10-12 07:52:30 PM
Missed it by that much!
 
2012-10-12 07:53:02 PM
Already peaked.
 
2012-10-12 07:55:10 PM
timestamp *)
 
2012-10-12 07:56:58 PM
Just fake the birth documents; that's hip.
 
2012-10-12 07:57:39 PM

wambu: Just fake the birth documents; that's hip.

please

 
2012-10-12 07:58:06 PM

wambu: Just fake the birth documents; that's hip.


The baby was born in Iowa, not Hawaii.
 
2012-10-12 07:58:29 PM
Baby born with 1 penis, 2 nipples, 3 thumbs, 4 ears, 5 buttocks.... 
 
2012-10-12 07:59:33 PM

Indubitably: wambu: Just fake the birth documents; that's hip.

please

you are a caricature to people who have noses...

 
2012-10-12 07:59:43 PM
But what do they win, Charlie?
 
2012-10-12 08:00:51 PM

GungFu: Baby born with 1 penis, 2 nipples, 3 thumbs, 4 ears, 5 buttocks....



www.yourtv.com.au
 
2012-10-12 08:01:10 PM

Gyrfalcon: But what do they win, Charlie?


Total Fark for A Year Paid.

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2012-10-12 08:03:01 PM

GungFu: GungFu: Baby born with 1 penis, 2 nipples, 3 thumbs, 4 ears, 5 buttocks....


[www.yourtv.com.au image 630x420]


Your picture is creepy.

I sense *
 
2012-10-12 08:08:01 PM

Indubitably: GungFu: GungFu: Baby born with 1 penis, 2 nipples, 3 thumbs, 4 ears, 5 buttocks....


[www.yourtv.com.au image 630x420]

Your picture is creepy.

I sense *


Asterisk: your picture shows an overly interested interest in weird photo montages of little girls doing little girl things that didn't need your weird shoop w/o being seemingly creepy, and actually, if I wanted to get all activistin' your face, I would say you are offending, man.

But I just sense things sometimes.

Sometimes I'm wrong, asteroid...
 
2012-10-12 08:11:02 PM
This thread!...???
 
2012-10-12 08:15:11 PM
The 15 is the amount of minutes of the baby's fame which the reporter wasted on this chaff.
 
2012-10-12 08:15:27 PM

GungFu: GungFu: Baby born with 1 penis, 2 nipples, 3 thumbs, 4 ears, 5 buttocks....

[www.yourtv.com.au image 630x420]


They are precious in his sight.
 
2012-10-12 08:15:28 PM
Wow. That was such an amazingly improbable thing that happened to my wife/child. I'm going to go buy lottery tickets, because the odds of something extremely improbable happening to me now must be astronomically better than they were before. I mean, one statistical impossibility totally makes a second one more likely, right?
 
2012-10-12 08:18:01 PM

HighZoolander: Wow. That was such an amazingly improbable thing that happened to my wife/child. I'm going to go buy lottery tickets, because the odds of something extremely improbable happening to me now must be astronomically better than they were before. I mean, one statistical impossibility totally makes a second one more likely, right?


Exactly. But, it's all a flat line and the randomness of the universe can only be understood if you are tripping balls. And then it turns into blackberry jam.
 
2012-10-12 08:18:31 PM
The real miracle is that the baby's still alive despite the mom sticking her finger down its throat... and that the mom is still alive despite the massive deflation of her weave. See pic from TFA to confirm.
 
2012-10-12 08:21:29 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: HighZoolander: Wow. That was such an amazingly improbable thing that happened to my wife/child. I'm going to go buy lottery tickets, because the odds of something extremely improbable happening to me now must be astronomically better than they were before. I mean, one statistical impossibility totally makes a second one more likely, right?

Exactly. But, it's all a flat line and the randomness of the universe can only be understood if you are tripping balls. And then it turns into blackberry jam.


Rom-nay/R-whinin'.

Mewl?

*)
 
2012-10-12 08:21:37 PM
Since approximately only 225 babies are born every minute in this world, the odds of this happening were literally impossible!
 
2012-10-12 08:27:03 PM
4,31 kg on 11/10/12 in most of the world... Just sayin'
 
2012-10-12 08:29:55 PM
Identity: stolen.
 
2012-10-12 08:33:48 PM
Great..it's finally happened. Now the Catholics are either going to worship on the families front lawn and ruin the neighborhood with their paganistic chanting, or consider it a devil baby and burn the families house down. Either way, a bad ending.

/stocks up on dry rations.
 
2012-10-12 08:41:42 PM
The year isn't 12. It's 2012.
 
2012-10-12 08:42:58 PM
So the numbers associated with her birth are 8-9-10-11-12-13-14.

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2012-10-12 08:43:22 PM

HighZoolander: Wow. That was such an amazingly improbable thing that happened to my wife/child. I'm going to go buy lottery tickets, because the odds of something extremely improbable happening to me now must be astronomically better than they were before. I mean, one statistical impossibility totally makes a second one more likely, right?


Congrats, man.

Best of child...

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2012-10-12 08:43:57 PM
e1.statsheet.com
 
2012-10-12 08:44:17 PM

Elmo Jones: Identity: stolen.


Quit that, please.

Thank you.
 
2012-10-12 08:46:56 PM

Indubitably: Elmo Jones: Identity: stolen.

Quit that, please.

Thank you.


Not me, someone else.
 
2012-10-12 08:49:42 PM

Elmo Jones: Indubitably: Elmo Jones: Identity: stolen.

Quit that, please.

Thank you.

Not me, someone else.


Good.
 
2012-10-12 08:55:24 PM

Indubitably: Good


I'm a broadcaster. Our motto is "Too honest to steal, too stupid for real work."
Seriously, though, I limit my Facebook descriptions of my children for this reason. Birthdays, mother's maiden name, etc.
My identity is worthless. I think Amex has a hit out on me, so I don't care about my info.
 
2012-10-12 09:31:57 PM

Elmo Jones: Indubitably: Good

I'm a broadcaster. Our motto is "Too honest to steal, too stupid for real work."
Seriously, though, I limit my Facebook descriptions of my children for this reason. Birthdays, mother's maiden name, etc.
My identity is worthless. I think Amex has a hit out on me, so I don't care about my info.


Awesome and excellent.

Maybe I should become a broadcaster too...

*)
 
2012-10-12 10:26:57 PM

Indubitably: Maybe I should become a broadcaster too...


Unless you're a masochist, who likes to starve, run away!
 
2012-10-12 10:31:13 PM
I'm a midwife and we recently had a birth where the baby was 8 lbs 12 ounces, born on 8/12 at 8:12am.

/No kidding.
 
2012-10-12 10:36:49 PM

Elmo Jones: Indubitably: Maybe I should become a broadcaster too...

Unless you're a masochist, who likes to starve, run away!


Just need to pay the bills, man...

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2012-10-12 10:46:57 PM

Noodlette: I'm a midwife and we recently had a birth where the baby was 8 lbs 12 ounces, born on 8/12 at 8:12am.

/No kidding.


Cool.
 
2012-10-12 11:27:15 PM
Yeah.. well I was born at 4:20 pm.. toke em if you got em.. :)
 
2012-10-13 12:15:13 AM

GungFu: Baby born with 1 penis, 2 nipples, 3 thumbs, 4 ears, 5 buttocks....


images2.wikia.nocookie.net

A pic of the little tyke.
 
2012-10-13 01:24:50 AM

ISO15693: 4,31 kg on 11/10/12 in most of the world... Just sayin'


Came here to post something along those lines. Let's check back in 29 days or so to see what REALLY happens on 10-11-12
 
2012-10-13 02:02:17 AM
I just love the law of very large numbers, or at least my take on it.
 
2012-10-13 03:49:53 AM

Indubitably: Just need to pay the bills, man...


My wife can squeeze a penny, until the bullet comes out of Lincoln's head. Unless you have such a skill, I'd recommend college, or a trade school. Surgical techs can start at 80 large, and can tell a boss to kiss the tastiest part of their ass.
 
2012-10-13 04:41:40 PM
The proper date nomenclature should be YYYYMMDDHHMMSS but then we live in a world where British - American - Metric - Canadian - European measurements are so Fu(ked up that we don't know what a tablespoon, cup, gallon, oz etc etc is. Look at any Metric conversion site. It is enough to make you vomit. End of rant.
 
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