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(Augusta Chronicle)   Your dog wants a lawyer. Whoa, wait, he actually GOT one?   (chronicle.augusta.com) divider line 29
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2012-10-12 04:12:08 PM
i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-10-12 04:50:03 PM
In Australia, I believe the technical term for dog is Dingo. They will eat your babies.
 
2012-10-12 05:59:26 PM
cdn.smosh.com
 
2012-10-12 06:00:22 PM
Do you swear to tell the woof so help you god?
 
2012-10-12 06:02:42 PM

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I love these.
 
2012-10-12 06:02:51 PM
Odie in the court!
 
2012-10-12 06:06:55 PM
The appointed attorney?

s10.postimage.org
 
2012-10-12 06:07:27 PM

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uncleacid: Do you swear to tell the woof so help you god?


There ain't nothing in the rules say a dog can't practice law.
 
2012-10-12 06:14:37 PM

ProfessorOhki: Dead for Tax Reasons: [i1.kym-cdn.com image 600x546]

uncleacid: Do you swear to tell the woof so help you god?

There ain't nothing in the rules say a dog can't practice law.


Oh, but just try to have sex with one and they call it bestiality.

The fact are these: 50% of all bestiality is consensual.
/oldie but goody
 
2012-10-12 06:17:26 PM
I have two dogs. If one of them attacked a child, I would hand him over. I love my dogs, but they are nothing compared to the life of a child.
 
2012-10-12 06:18:47 PM

sdd2000: The appointed attorney?

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www.colinfirth24-7.com

Represents piggies too.
 
2012-10-12 06:25:10 PM
No mention of pit bull? Color me surprised!
 
2012-10-12 06:29:42 PM

sandi_fish: No mention of pit bull? Color me surprised!


I don't care what breed it is. I have met many pits that I would love to take home. Though they are bred to fight, and they have amazing jaw strength. If you own one you have the duty to be more careful with them.
 
2012-10-12 06:33:16 PM

daffy: sandi_fish: No mention of pit bull? Color me surprised!

I don't care what breed it is. I have met many pits that I would love to take home. Though they are bred to fight, and they have amazing jaw strength. If you own one you have the duty to be more careful with them.


Very true. But I only have spaniels, so if you're not a bird, you're only a friend they haven't met.
 
2012-10-12 06:37:44 PM
...the dog, named Kno.

If you name your dog "Kno", you're an idiot.
If the dog misbehaves, it gets whacked with a newspaper across the snout, and is told "NO!".
Then, if someone says "Here Kno", the dog thinks it's going to get whacked with a newspaper across the snout, pisses on the carpet, and hides.
Then it gets whacked with a newspaper across the snout for pissing on the carpet, and is told "NO!".

/Kno win situation
 
2012-10-12 06:44:05 PM

Mr. Potatoass: ...the dog, named Kno.

If you name your dog "Kno", you're an idiot.
If the dog misbehaves, it gets whacked with a newspaper across the snout, and is told "NO!".
Then, if someone says "Here Kno", the dog thinks it's going to get whacked with a newspaper across the snout, pisses on the carpet, and hides.
Then it gets whacked with a newspaper across the snout for pissing on the carpet, and is told "NO!".

/Kno win situation


Unless the key isn't silent, which would make your entire premise irrelevant
 
2012-10-12 06:50:03 PM

Mr. Potatoass: ...the dog, named Kno.

If you name your dog "Kno", you're an idiot.
If the dog misbehaves, it gets whacked with a newspaper across the snout, and is told "NO!".
Then, if someone says "Here Kno", the dog thinks it's going to get whacked with a newspaper across the snout, pisses on the carpet, and hides.
Then it gets whacked with a newspaper across the snout for pissing on the carpet, and is told "NO!".

/Kno win situation


Is that like Steven Wright's dog, Stay?

/East German Shepard.
//Very, very disciplined
///very, very, very old joke
 
2012-10-12 06:53:22 PM

redmid17: Mr. Potatoass: ...the dog, named Kno.

If you name your dog "Kno", you're an idiot.
If the dog misbehaves, it gets whacked with a newspaper across the snout, and is told "NO!".
Then, if someone says "Here Kno", the dog thinks it's going to get whacked with a newspaper across the snout, pisses on the carpet, and hides.
Then it gets whacked with a newspaper across the snout for pissing on the carpet, and is told "NO!".

/Kno win situation

Unless the key isn't silent, which would make your entire premise irrelevant


K wow I'm out of it
 
2012-10-12 07:10:14 PM
Your dog got a lawyer?
Some people will feed their dogs all kinds of trash.
 
2012-10-12 07:14:05 PM
I wouldn't think a pit bull would get a lawyer.

Professional courtesy and that.
 
2012-10-12 07:17:45 PM
Just want to say, dogs have a 3 second attention span, so if don't act within that timeframe, hitting the dog won't yield any positive results.
 
2012-10-12 07:26:54 PM
That's just stupid, sort of.

Was the dog abused?
 
2012-10-12 08:37:00 PM

daffy: I have two dogs. If one of them attacked a child, I would hand him over. I love my dogs, but they are nothing compared to the life of a child.


I wouldnt watch your own farking crotchfruit. Teach them not to touch stranger's animals without asking, oh & whatever happened to weeding out the stupid?


Oh ok that's a bit harsh but seriously good parenting gooes a long way,

/still hate kids.
//or do I hate bad parents.
///both?
 
2012-10-12 08:38:27 PM
^goes. I hate you droid, can't wait for Ca$hma$
 
2012-10-12 09:14:18 PM
The court appointed lawyer is my cousin ... I haven't spoken with him yet, but I talked to his daughter, and I can't wait to hear what he has to say about this. I haven't stopped laughing since mid-afternoon at work when I found out about this.

Seems like the damn thing would already be dead, seeing as how it tore the face off a kid.
 
2012-10-12 10:10:34 PM
My face when the lawyer's name is Claude M. Kicklighter.

i2.listal.com
 
2012-10-12 10:41:18 PM

Shadowtag: My face when the lawyer's name is Claude M. Kicklighter.

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Close, but you missed the classic "Dewe, Schrem and Howe",
 
2012-10-12 11:22:26 PM
i.qkme.me
 
2012-10-16 01:57:17 AM
nubian can't be that stupid
 
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