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(Gawker)   Jessica Biel has the best Tweet ever   (gawker.com) divider line 157
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29420 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 12 Oct 2012 at 2:55 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-10-12 01:18:33 PM
golf clap

I would happily change my name to Biel if I could lock that down.
 
2012-10-12 01:26:24 PM
When did 'tweet' suddenly mean 'ass'?

/This better turn into a Biel picture thread
 
2012-10-12 01:35:25 PM
Not best ever, but pretty good.
 
2012-10-12 01:43:25 PM
You misspelled twat.
 
2012-10-12 01:51:07 PM
I was expecting body parts. I'm disappointed.
 
2012-10-12 02:25:23 PM
As much as I hate the "OMG check out what this celeb tweeted" nonsense, this one is actually pretty decent.
 
2012-10-12 02:32:43 PM
It's not funny.

1. she's rich and can afford the therapy, dollars not needed.
2. there is nothing original about seeking therapy for a bad name.
3. the only funny part, the first name of "Batmo" and last name "Beil" isn't even her idea.

Yeah I'm a little hungover and in a bad mood. So what, wanna fight about it!
 
2012-10-12 02:44:39 PM

TrainingWheelsNeeded: It's not funny.

1. she's rich and can afford the therapy, dollars not needed.
2. there is nothing original about seeking therapy for a bad name.
3. the only funny part, the first name of "Batmo" and last name "Beil" isn't even her idea.

Yeah I'm a little hungover and in a bad mood. So what, wanna fight about it!


I bet you are awesome at parties.
 
2012-10-12 03:00:21 PM

TrainingWheelsNeeded: It's not funny.

1. she's rich and can afford the therapy, dollars not needed.
2. there is nothing original about seeking therapy for a bad name.
3. the only funny part, the first name of "Batmo" and last name "Beil" isn't even her idea.

Yeah I'm a little hungover and in a bad mood. So what, wanna fight about it!


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2012-10-12 03:01:19 PM
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
 
2012-10-12 03:02:05 PM
GIS FOR: jessica biel tweet

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2012-10-12 03:02:13 PM
how about Bartholomew Montgomery?
 
2012-10-12 03:02:47 PM
What's so funny about a kid named Batmo Timberlake?

/"that guy"
 
2012-10-12 03:05:33 PM
Hmm, I've never heard it called that before
 
2012-10-12 03:05:39 PM
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2012-10-12 03:07:12 PM
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do it Justin.
 
2012-10-12 03:12:53 PM
the tweet would be funnier if she had said she would have enough money to buy a batmobile for batmo biel.
 
2012-10-12 03:17:48 PM
Someone got paid to do a write up on Jessica Biel's tweets.
 
2012-10-12 03:20:07 PM

SlothB77: the tweet would be funnier if she had said she would have enough money to buy a batmobile for batmo biel.


i didn't even get the "batmo" joke until i read the fark comments in this fark thread
 
2012-10-12 03:25:57 PM

uknowzit: [knuckleballsblog.com image 600x556]


do it Justin.


I'm not Justin and my flipper is too big.
 
2012-10-12 03:26:55 PM

SlothB77: the tweet would be funnier if she had said she would have enough money to buy a batmobile for batmo biel.


ummmm, not really.
 
2012-10-12 03:27:22 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: [cdn.fd.uproxx.com image 850x544]


Yo! Dawg! I heard you like lookin' at pictures of Jessica Biel, so I put pictures of Jessica Biel in your Jessica Biel pictures so You could looke at Jessica Biel while you fap to pictures of Jessica Biel.
 
2012-10-12 03:29:37 PM
maybe she'll get some asian baby named baht mo

/ doesn't know asian names, sorry
 
2012-10-12 03:31:59 PM
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2012-10-12 03:32:24 PM
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They could start a support group together...
 
2012-10-12 03:32:34 PM
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2012-10-12 03:33:09 PM
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2012-10-12 03:33:56 PM
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2012-10-12 03:34:01 PM

SlothB77: the tweet would be funnier if she had said she would have enough money to buy a batmobile for batmo biel.


Yes, explaining the joke is ALWAYS the best route!
 
2012-10-12 03:34:32 PM
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2012-10-12 03:35:24 PM
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2012-10-12 03:35:43 PM
Wait... Jessica Biel is pregnant?
 
2012-10-12 03:36:00 PM
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2012-10-12 03:36:02 PM
Gawdammit subby, here I was hoping she had gotten drunk last night and tweeted nudes of herself bending over stuff and spreading her cheeks.

At least it's good to know she's got a sense of humor, even if I don't have a snowballs chance in hell of ever finding out in person.
 
2012-10-12 03:36:35 PM
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2012-10-12 03:37:10 PM
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2012-10-12 03:37:45 PM
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2012-10-12 03:38:29 PM
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2012-10-12 03:39:04 PM
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2012-10-12 03:41:22 PM
More.
 
2012-10-12 03:43:36 PM
So much hotter than Alba IMO.
 
2012-10-12 03:45:17 PM
/Not a bookmark
//Dat Ass
 
2012-10-12 03:45:31 PM

Halstread: So much hotter than Alba IMO.


yes, this indeed. this.
 
2012-10-12 03:46:42 PM
Am I the only one who thinks that Biel looks like she had a bad nose job?
 
2012-10-12 03:49:11 PM
I would just like to thank her for Powered Blue what a wonderful body to view.
 
2012-10-12 03:55:38 PM

Anna Kendrick's twitter is pretty fun, too.

Every time I talk to a fancy journalist and they ask what I do in my free time my scumbag brain goes "say masturbate, it'll be hilarious"

- Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) September 24, 2012
 
2012-10-12 03:58:03 PM

Halstread: So much hotter than Alba IMO.


I will respectfully disagree. Alba has a much cuter face. Not that I wouldn't dump my wife for Biel.
 
2012-10-12 03:59:12 PM

RevMercutio: Anna Kendrick's twitter is pretty fun, too.

Every time I talk to a fancy journalist and they ask what I do in my free time my scumbag brain goes "say masturbate, it'll be hilarious"- Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) September 24, 2012


Ha. That one's epic.
 
2012-10-12 04:00:08 PM

bungle_jr: SlothB77: the tweet would be funnier if she had said she would have enough money to buy a batmobile for batmo biel.

i didn't even get the "batmo" joke until i read the fark comments in this fark thread


I didn't either and it doesn't make sense now that I do

It would only occur if she became a single mother but her sex appeal is the only reason she's famous. She would have no career in Hollywood if she gave birth in any way.
 
2012-10-12 04:05:53 PM

NYIslander: I didn't either and it doesn't make sense now that I do


Because naming your kid batmobile might be amusing?
 
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