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2012-10-12 12:52:53 PM
James Garrett -- I kind of feel like Joe Biden is Kanye and Paul Ryan is Taylor Swift. #VPDebate

that's funny
 
2012-10-12 12:55:30 PM
My favourite:

Brent Black -- I HAVE HAD A CHILD IN THE SHAPE OF A BEAN PLEASE INTERRUPT ME #VPDebate
 
2012-10-12 01:04:24 PM
pbs.twimg.com
 
2012-10-12 01:08:31 PM
@firedbigbird
"Somewhere Paul Ryan is kicking over trash cans in hopes of smoking out Oscar the Grouch"
 
2012-10-12 01:10:06 PM
Joe Biden's teeth are so white, they're voting for Romney.
 
2012-10-12 01:17:16 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: pbs.twimg.com


Holy f*ck that is creepy.
 
2012-10-12 01:27:40 PM
imageshack.us
 
2012-10-12 01:41:48 PM
I laughed out loud at the one by Alex Winter saying Paul Ryan will replace him in the next Bill & Ted movie.
 
2012-10-12 03:18:04 PM
Sean Becker -- "Oh, I get it now." - Jim Lehrer

lulz
 
2012-10-12 03:41:27 PM
Buck's one: "Joe Biden's having a scotch right now while Paul Ryan's mom is putting his "debate participation" certificate on the refrigerator."
made me actually laugh out loud.
 
2012-10-12 03:44:43 PM

kronicfeld: AdolfOliverPanties: pbs.twimg.com

Holy f*ck that is creepy.


Biden looks a little like vampire Reagan with Ryan's hair.
 
2012-10-12 03:49:34 PM
If those are the 'funny' ones, the rest must really suck.

CNN, your source in Twitter news.
 
2012-10-12 03:50:36 PM

sno man: kronicfeld: AdolfOliverPanties: pbs.twimg.com

Holy f*ck that is creepy.

Biden looks a little like vampire Reagan with Ryan's hair.


Well, it's official: NO ONE looks good with Ryan's hair.
 
2012-10-12 03:53:02 PM

sno man: kronicfeld: AdolfOliverPanties: pbs.twimg.com

Holy f*ck that is creepy.

Biden looks a little like vampire Reagan with Ryan's hair.


Ryan looks a little like the killer in Fargo
 
2012-10-12 03:53:52 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x338]


I can't stop laughing at this...
 
2012-10-12 03:56:26 PM

shower_in_my_socks: [imageshack.us image 261x639]


That made me lol.
 
2012-10-12 03:58:06 PM
Patricia Lockwood -- Well of COURSE Joe Biden was laughing. He was literally debating a box of Count Chocula

Oh, SNAP!

/crackle
//pop
 
2012-10-12 04:02:44 PM
"Joe Biden's teeth are so white, they're voting for Romney."

Sometimes low-hanging fruit is the sweetest.
 
2012-10-12 04:03:42 PM

shower_in_my_socks: [imageshack.us image 261x639]


Yeah, those fitness photos look pretty stupid. Ryan doesn't really have the whole "modeling" thing down yet... Sure, he's got big guns, but he looks like a moron.
 
2012-10-12 04:06:39 PM
What's up with Paul Ryan's non-smile smile? The edges of your lips are supposed to curve UP when you're expressing happiness. Even Rmoney has that figured out.
 
2012-10-12 04:07:04 PM

Mikey1969: shower_in_my_socks: [imageshack.us image 261x639]

Yeah, those fitness photos look pretty stupid. Ryan doesn't really have the whole "modeling" thing down yet... Sure, he's got big guns, but he looks like a moron.



He looked like a dork. The backwards hat and facial expressions make him "unfit" for office.
 
2012-10-12 04:12:04 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: James Garrett -- I kind of feel like Joe Biden is Kanye and Paul Ryan is Taylor Swift. #VPDebate

that's funny


Not really. And the rest of the GOP friendly tweets weren't funny either. I can tell comedy isn't your bag baby. Just do us all a favor and stick to doing what you do best. Posting many, many pictures of hot scantily-clad chicks.
 
2012-10-12 04:19:10 PM

sno man: kronicfeld: AdolfOliverPanties: pbs.twimg.com

Holy f*ck that is creepy.

Biden looks a little like vampire Reagan with Ryan's hair.


i.huffpost.com
 
2012-10-12 04:22:18 PM

shower_in_my_socks: Mikey1969: shower_in_my_socks: [imageshack.us image 261x639]

Yeah, those fitness photos look pretty stupid. Ryan doesn't really have the whole "modeling" thing down yet... Sure, he's got big guns, but he looks like a moron.


He looked like a dork. The backwards hat and facial expressions make him "unfit" for office.


Doesn't make him "unfit", but it sure makes him look stupid. People make fun of Biden, but Ryan had the "dopey" thing down pat.
 
2012-10-12 04:23:53 PM

YouAreItNoTagBacks: sno man: kronicfeld: AdolfOliverPanties: pbs.twimg.com

Holy f*ck that is creepy.

Biden looks a little like vampire Reagan with Ryan's hair.

[i.huffpost.com image 570x322]


Wow, someone had some Fun With Photoshop™ there...
 
2012-10-12 04:31:56 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: James Garrett -- I kind of feel like Joe Biden is Kanye and Paul Ryan is Taylor Swift. #VPDebate

that's funny


Nothing says "I have the pulse of the nation" like referencing years old pop culture.
 
2012-10-12 04:33:43 PM
i14.photobucket.com

HA HA HA HA HA HA!
 
2012-10-12 04:33:53 PM

Alphax: If those are the 'funny' ones, the rest must really suck.


We must have a conservative/ Republican/ teatard here who thinks the only form of humor is things that keep the lower rungs of society in their place - you know like racist jokes.
 
2012-10-12 04:34:35 PM

YouAreItNoTagBacks: sno man: kronicfeld: AdolfOliverPanties: pbs.twimg.com

Holy f*ck that is creepy.

Biden looks a little like vampire Reagan with Ryan's hair.


I'm cracking up at these.
 
2012-10-12 04:37:00 PM

The Dog Ate My Homework: What's up with Paul Ryan's non-smile smile? The edges of your lips are supposed to curve UP when you're expressing happiness. Even Rmoney has that figured out.


Meth mouth, if you could see his front upper teeth you'd lose your lunch.
 
2012-10-12 04:38:24 PM
Bearded Stoner -- Chuck Norris sleeps with the lights on because Joe Biden can strike at any time. #VPDebate

LOL!
 
2012-10-12 04:38:56 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: pbs.twimg.com


Ryan looks like a Nexus 6 and Biden looks like Ted Koppel dunked in Grecian Formula.
 
2012-10-12 04:40:45 PM

thismomentinblackhistory: YouAreItNoTagBacks: sno man: kronicfeld: AdolfOliverPanties: pbs.twimg.com

Holy f*ck that is creepy.

Biden looks a little like vampire Reagan with Ryan's hair.

I'm cracking up at these.


Obama with Romney's hair is freaking fantastic.
 
2012-10-12 04:41:58 PM
Seth Masket -- Actually, this is like if Aaron Sorkin wrote an exchange between the Skipper and Gilligan. #vpdebate

I can basically hear that in my head now.
 
2012-10-12 04:43:13 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: sno man: kronicfeld: AdolfOliverPanties: pbs.twimg.com

Holy f*ck that is creepy.

Biden looks a little like vampire Reagan with Ryan's hair.

Ryan looks a little like the killer in Fargo


i.ytimg.com
 
2012-10-12 04:50:31 PM
Joe Biden's having a scotch right now while Paul Ryan's mom is putting his "debate participation" certificate on the refrigerator. #vpdebate

LOL!

Patricia Lockwood -- Well of COURSE Joe Biden was laughing. He was literally debating a box of Count Chocula

LOOOL

Paul and Storm -- You can't make Joe Biden look bad. He is your favorite uncle. He pulls quarters from behind your ears. #VPDebate

*stroke*
 
2012-10-12 04:50:49 PM
Patricia Lockwood -- Well of COURSE Joe Biden was laughing. He was literally debating a box of Count Chocula

I lol'ed.
 
2012-10-12 04:57:13 PM

Whiskey Pete: sno man: kronicfeld: AdolfOliverPanties: pbs.twimg.com

Holy f*ck that is creepy.

Biden looks a little like vampire Reagan with Ryan's hair.

Well, it's official: NO ONE looks good with Ryan's hair.


Rachel Maddow?
 
2012-10-12 05:01:31 PM

YouAreItNoTagBacks: thismomentinblackhistory: YouAreItNoTagBacks: sno man: kronicfeld: AdolfOliverPanties: pbs.twimg.com

Holy f*ck that is creepy.

Biden looks a little like vampire Reagan with Ryan's hair.

I'm cracking up at these.

Obama with Romney's hair is freaking fantastic.


I was trying to think of who Romney haired Obama reminded me of, My first thought was Chuck Berry, then Love Boat era Ricardo Montalban but that's not right... any thoughts?
 
2012-10-12 05:08:26 PM

sno man: I was trying to think of who Romney haired Obama reminded me of, My first thought was Chuck Berry, then Love Boat era Ricardo Montalban but that's not right... any thoughts?


The villain in "A Fistful of Yen"?

/take him to Detroit!
 
2012-10-12 05:14:22 PM

sno man: YouAreItNoTagBacks: thismomentinblackhistory: YouAreItNoTagBacks: sno man: kronicfeld: AdolfOliverPanties: pbs.twimg.com

Holy f*ck that is creepy.

Biden looks a little like vampire Reagan with Ryan's hair.

I'm cracking up at these.

Obama with Romney's hair is freaking fantastic.

I was trying to think of who Romney haired Obama reminded me of, My first thought was Chuck Berry, then Love Boat era Ricardo Montalban but that's not right... any thoughts?


Yeah...I'm having the same problem.... Dr. Orpheus (although, that may be better for Romney)?
 
2012-10-12 05:16:34 PM
I always wondered if USA today meant to do this.
img.photobucket.com

also....

img407.imageshack.us
 
2012-10-12 05:16:52 PM

Alphax: If those are the 'funny' ones, the rest must really suck.

CNN, your source in Twitter news.


CNN removed any tweets that were too funny, because they didn't want to appear bias toward any form of humor.

This is CNN. Your #1 source for collections of last night's jokes on the internet.
 
2012-10-12 05:20:42 PM

Cerebral Knievel: also....

img407.imageshack.us



That is SO awesome...
 
2012-10-12 05:26:56 PM

imontheinternet: Alphax: If those are the 'funny' ones, the rest must really suck.

CNN, your source in Twitter news.

CNN removed any tweets that were too funny, because they didn't want to appear bias toward any form of humor.

This is CNN. Your #1 source for collections of last night's jokes on the internet.


Unlike Fark which merely links to the #1 source for collections of last night's jokes on the internet.

/or has a list of things that are on the internet and hopefully happened fairly recently.
 
2012-10-12 05:27:12 PM

sno man: YouAreItNoTagBacks: thismomentinblackhistory: YouAreItNoTagBacks: sno man: kronicfeld: AdolfOliverPanties: pbs.twimg.com

Holy f*ck that is creepy.

Biden looks a little like vampire Reagan with Ryan's hair.

I'm cracking up at these.

Obama with Romney's hair is freaking fantastic.

I was trying to think of who Romney haired Obama reminded me of, My first thought was Chuck Berry, then Love Boat era Ricardo Montalban but that's not right... any thoughts?


www.cumberlandspaceman.co.uk(hotlink)
 
2012-10-12 05:35:27 PM
My two favorite not on the list:

Adam Hammer (@AdamHammer) My baby was in the shape of a bean and to this day, I suspect my wife may have slept with a Mexican. - Ryan #VPDebate


Adam Wolf (@AdamWolf77) Joe Biden's closing arguments will be inviting Hulk Hogan in to have sex with Paul Ryan's wife. #VPDebate
 
2012-10-12 05:44:53 PM
My favorite that I've seen:

i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-12 05:53:43 PM

BuckTurgidson: sno man: YouAreItNoTagBacks: thismomentinblackhistory: YouAreItNoTagBacks: sno man: kronicfeld: AdolfOliverPanties: pbs.twimg.com

Holy f*ck that is creepy.

Biden looks a little like vampire Reagan with Ryan's hair.

I'm cracking up at these.

Obama with Romney's hair is freaking fantastic.

I was trying to think of who Romney haired Obama reminded me of, My first thought was Chuck Berry, then Love Boat era Ricardo Montalban but that's not right... any thoughts?

[www.cumberlandspaceman.co.uk image 204x300](hotlink)


www.thecreativecoast.org
 
2012-10-12 05:58:22 PM

Hoboclown: My favorite that I've seen:

[i.imgur.com image 731x1233]


HA!
 
2012-10-12 06:14:13 PM
Obama with Romey hair looks like that homeless radio guy from a couple years back.

/on bus
//no pics
///also going back to sleep
 
2012-10-12 06:20:54 PM

sno man: I was trying to think of who Romney haired Obama reminded me of, My first thought was Chuck Berry, then Love Boat era Ricardo Montalban but that's not right... any thoughts?


Judd Hirsch
 
2012-10-12 06:22:36 PM
Ack! I read that backwards. Obama-haired Romney looks like Judd Hirsch.
 
2012-10-12 06:34:18 PM

Hoboclown: My favorite that I've seen:

[i.imgur.com image 731x1233]


PUNY. LITTLE. GOP!
 
2012-10-12 06:35:05 PM

sno man: YouAreItNoTagBacks: thismomentinblackhistory: YouAreItNoTagBacks: sno man: kronicfeld: AdolfOliverPanties: pbs.twimg.com

Holy f*ck that is creepy.

Biden looks a little like vampire Reagan with Ryan's hair.

I'm cracking up at these.

Obama with Romney's hair is freaking fantastic.

I was trying to think of who Romney haired Obama reminded me of, My first thought was Chuck Berry, then Love Boat era Ricardo Montalban but that's not right... any thoughts?


Otis Day from Animal House
 
2012-10-12 06:49:53 PM

magores: sno man: YouAreItNoTagBacks: thismomentinblackhistory: YouAreItNoTagBacks: sno man: kronicfeld: AdolfOliverPanties: pbs.twimg.com

Holy f*ck that is creepy.

Biden looks a little like vampire Reagan with Ryan's hair.

I'm cracking up at these.

Obama with Romney's hair is freaking fantastic.

I was trying to think of who Romney haired Obama reminded me of, My first thought was Chuck Berry, then Love Boat era Ricardo Montalban but that's not right... any thoughts?

Otis Day from Animal House


I was thinking a skinny Al Sharpton
 
2012-10-12 07:31:49 PM
The only one that I saw that represented the conservatives was this:

"Leah -- JOE. SHUT THE HECK UP AND WAIT YOUR TURN. #VPdebate"

This is priceless to me because it's entirely indicative of CNNs forced impartiality. Thank you CNN for the laugh. It turned out to actually be one of the funniest 25 tweets, but not for the reasons you would superpose - instead for the superposition itself. Nice job.
 
2012-10-12 08:44:28 PM

Alphax: If those are the 'funny' ones, the rest must really suck.

CNN, your source in Twitter news.


Yeah, I'm way funnier than the other baristas, too.
 
2012-10-12 09:22:36 PM

sno man: YouAreItNoTagBacks: thismomentinblackhistory: YouAreItNoTagBacks: sno man: kronicfeld: AdolfOliverPanties: pbs.twimg.com

Holy f*ck that is creepy.

Biden looks a little like vampire Reagan with Ryan's hair.

I'm cracking up at these.

Obama with Romney's hair is freaking fantastic.

I was trying to think of who Romney haired Obama reminded me of, My first thought was Chuck Berry, then Love Boat era Ricardo Montalban but that's not right... any thoughts?


Morris Day
 
2012-10-12 10:08:34 PM
This one made me laugh:

Peter Schultz @pete_schultz
This is like Alex and Mr. Keaton in season 30 of Family Ties #VPDebate
 
2012-10-12 10:32:04 PM
i1137.photobucket.com

i1137.photobucket.com

Alastair Sim, "Scrooge," 1951.
 
2012-10-12 10:36:49 PM

Dallymo: [i1137.photobucket.com image 600x338]

[i1137.photobucket.com image 244x320]

Alastair Sim, "Scrooge," 1951.


AWESOME! Good catch!
 
2012-10-12 10:37:44 PM

Dallymo: [i1137.photobucket.com image 600x338]

[i1137.photobucket.com image 244x320]

Alastair Sim, "Scrooge," 1951.


Nailed it! that one was bugging me too...
 
2012-10-12 10:39:23 PM

Hoboclown: My favorite that I've seen:

[i.imgur.com image 731x1233]


You'll be glad to know it's been animated
 
2012-10-12 10:52:26 PM
"Are there no prisons? Are there no workhouses?"

I thought the comparison was more than apt.
 
2012-10-12 11:10:46 PM

shower_in_my_socks: [imageshack.us image 261x639]


I farking love these. I truly, truly love these.
 
2012-10-12 11:13:52 PM
The Biden-haired Ryan looks like an older, crazier Mel Gibson.
 
2012-10-12 11:22:05 PM
Ryan-haired Biden looks like Josh Brolin. Biden-haired Ryan looks like Rahm Emanuel.
 
2012-10-13 01:03:08 AM

Summoner101: Hoboclown: My favorite that I've seen:

[i.imgur.com image 731x1233]

You'll be glad to know it's been animated


I now have a new favourite thing.
 
2012-10-13 01:21:57 AM

YouAreItNoTagBacks: sno man: YouAreItNoTagBacks: thismomentinblackhistory: YouAreItNoTagBacks: sno man: kronicfeld: AdolfOliverPanties: pbs.twimg.com

Holy f*ck that is creepy.

Biden looks a little like vampire Reagan with Ryan's hair.

I'm cracking up at these.

Obama with Romney's hair is freaking fantastic.

I was trying to think of who Romney haired Obama reminded me of, My first thought was Chuck Berry, then Love Boat era Ricardo Montalban but that's not right... any thoughts?

Yeah...I'm having the same problem.... Dr. Orpheus (although, that may be better for Romney)?


The Romney-haired Obama? The pimpin'est pimp in all of Pimp Town, biatches!
media.whosay.com
 
2012-10-13 04:37:31 AM
I don't know about anyone else, but when I look at this:

i1137.photobucket.com

I see this:

s3.vidimg02.popscreen.com

Though that image also smacks of Bronson Pinchot:

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2012-10-13 04:53:43 AM

darklingscribe: I don't know about anyone else, but when I look at this:

[i1137.photobucket.com image 600x338]

I see this:

[s3.vidimg02.popscreen.com image 480x360]

Though that image also smacks of Bronson Pinchot:

[encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 171x251]


I see Markie Post.. I'm too distracted to see anyone else..
 
2012-10-13 05:05:18 AM

darklingscribe: I don't know about anyone else, but when I look at this:

[i1137.photobucket.com image 600x338]

I see this:

[s3.vidimg02.popscreen.com image 480x360]

Though that image also smacks of Bronson Pinchot:

[encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 171x251]


darklingscribe: I don't know about anyone else, but when I look at this:

[i1137.photobucket.com image 600x338]

I see this:

[s3.vidimg02.popscreen.com image 480x360]

Though that image also smacks of Bronson Pinchot:

[encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 171x251]


Yeah, a tad, but you can still sort of tell it's Brent Spiner.
 
2012-10-13 07:01:34 AM
YouAreItNoTagBacks: sno man: kronicfeld: AdolfOliverPanties: pbs.twimg.com

Holy f*ck that is creepy.

Biden looks a little like vampire Reagan with Ryan's hair.

[i.huffpost.com image 570x322]

Romney looks like an old Jack Sheppard.
/Team Sawyer
 
2012-10-13 07:31:11 AM

BuckTurgidson: sno man: YouAreItNoTagBacks: thismomentinblackhistory: YouAreItNoTagBacks: sno man: kronicfeld: AdolfOliverPanties: pbs.twimg.com

Holy f*ck that is creepy.

Biden looks a little like vampire Reagan with Ryan's hair.

I'm cracking up at these.

Obama with Romney's hair is freaking fantastic.

I was trying to think of who Romney haired Obama reminded me of, My first thought was Chuck Berry, then Love Boat era Ricardo Montalban but that's not right... any thoughts?

[www.cumberlandspaceman.co.uk image 204x300](hotlink)


I kinda thought he looked like Lorne Greene.
 
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