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2012-10-12 09:40:35 AM
Seriously?

Hospitalization for pot?
 
2012-10-12 09:40:52 AM
Phillipsburg police responded to a 12:53 p.m. call from the high school for a report of one student with an "altered mental status,"

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2012-10-12 09:42:00 AM
pussy
 
2012-10-12 09:58:42 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Seriously?

Hospitalization for pot?


Sometimes I can't tell if we're progressing or regressing about prohibition.
 
2012-10-12 10:14:29 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Seriously?

Hospitalization for pot?


Nothing enhances a nice buzz like being put in an ambulance. "Paranoid? Here, let us strap you down and take you someplace where we can observe you."
 
2012-10-12 11:35:34 AM
FTFC: The release says the affected students were taken to St. Luke's Hospital in Phillipsburg for treatment" The treatment was chocolate chip cookies, milk and chilling on the couch with Pink Floyd playing in the background.

Okay, did subby steal this from the comments or did user "withagecomeswisdom" steal his comment from subby...or are they both the same person?
 
2012-10-12 12:25:35 PM
This happened repeatedly to me and my friends in high school. We didn't require hospitalization, though.
 
2012-10-12 12:28:10 PM
Hmmm....we just used to sit on the couch, chugging Dr Pepper and watching Gilligan's Island or The Brady Bunch.

If we weren't out chilling in the barn and watching the goats run around, which was what we usually did.
 
2012-10-12 12:28:24 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Seriously?

Hospitalization for pot?


They couldn't stop giggling.
 
2012-10-12 12:30:13 PM
and some Funyuns, and a pizza, a rotisserie chicken, some skittles, a lasagna, pretzel rods, shrimp vindaloo, a gallon of water, a macaroni omelette and a choco-taco.
 
2012-10-12 12:30:27 PM
High school students:

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2012-10-12 12:30:32 PM
Quick, 20 ccs of Finding Nemo and pizza, stat!
 
2012-10-12 12:31:19 PM
 
2012-10-12 12:31:26 PM
farm1.static.flickr.com
 
2012-10-12 12:31:36 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Seriously?

Hospitalization for pot?


Eating pot can be, and tends to be a pretty intense hallucinagenic experience. A friend of mine came to visit a few years back. He got a bag of pot pretzels. I ate one because I was hungry--and I blasted off. He ate the whole bag and couldn't believe anything was real.

Pot cookies can be REALLY intense. Did you ever hear the audio of the cop and his wife who ate some weed brownies and called 911 because they thought they were dying? Funny stuff--but also reminds me it was so intense a cop risked his job just to get help. And it was just weed.
 
2012-10-12 12:33:24 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Seriously?

Hospitalization for pot?


Baked MJ stuff can be VERY potent. If you eat multiple (more than 2) and have no experience with it, I'm sure you'd be seriously farked up - dizzy, vomiting, cold sweats, etc.
 
2012-10-12 12:35:29 PM

kobrakai: FirstNationalBastard: Seriously?

Hospitalization for pot?

Baked MJ stuff can be VERY potent. If you eat multiple (more than 2) and have no experience with it, I'm sure you'd be seriously farked up - dizzy, vomiting, cold sweats, etc.


That sounds more like shrooms, or peyote.

/Never doing peyote ever again
//Bad, baaad trip
 
2012-10-12 12:38:33 PM
They just needed someone to tell them that everything is going to be fine. That they're very high right now. They will probably be that way for about five more hours. They should try taking some vitamin B complex, vitamin C complex.. if they have a beer, go ahead and drink it..

They just need to remember they are living organisms on this planet, and they are very safe. They've just taken a heavy drug. Relax, stay inside and listen to some music, Okay?

Do you have any Allman Brothers?
 
2012-10-12 12:39:33 PM
I am a regular, everyday smoker of weed. Nothing got me higher on THC than this one time with one pot cookie. I ate it as I was leaving work, got home about half an hour later. Half an hour after that, I am passing Pluto, on my merry way out of the galaxy. Couldn't even pick myself up off the floor for hours.
 
2012-10-12 12:42:35 PM
The problem with pot baked goods is the munchies. The impact gets separated from the dosing.

It's why no one gets killed smoking the stuff. That has a quick impact and requires your hands to still be hands and not jellyfish.
 
2012-10-12 12:42:45 PM

kobrakai: FirstNationalBastard: Seriously?

Hospitalization for pot?

Baked MJ stuff can be VERY potent. If you eat multiple (more than 2) and have no experience with it, I'm sure you'd be seriously farked up - dizzy, vomiting, cold sweats, etc.


Yup. My Dad is 70 and straight as an arrow. His vice is eating. When staying with my siblings, he got into some cookies that were in the back of the freezer. I guess he ate two or three. 1/2 is enough to get you high for a few hours: they were made with chronic infused butter.

Afterwards he said he thought to himself: "so this is how you die?" because he really had no idea what was going on. To add to it he was out in the middle of the desert at my sister's place with no car.
 
2012-10-12 12:42:58 PM
Handle your shiat please. 

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2012-10-12 12:45:21 PM
sfist.com
 
2012-10-12 12:48:41 PM
I have friends who DVR Adventure Time and spends Friday night getting stoned and watching it.
 
2012-10-12 12:49:51 PM
This is what you get from using Alice B. Toklas book for home ec.
 
2012-10-12 12:57:24 PM
Ill? I think you mean high as giraffe pussy.
 
2012-10-12 01:02:01 PM
The biggest dangers of drugs like pot and LSD are not the drugs themselves, hell the drugs are for all intense and purposes completely harmless (yea start a shiatstorm, go ahead). But peoples reaction to the drugs, man those are deadly. I have witnessed kids get stomach pumped for LSD, strapped down and put into comas over it. Things far more dangerous than the drug itself. Great way to give a tripper a heart attack.

LSD is probably one of the safest drugs there is in the world, physically speaking. You actually cant OD on it. Hell you dont even trip harder once you take a certain amount, you just trip longer. But ignorance of the drug will make cops and medical staff kill you from what they dont know. Same with pot. Hell they will kill you and try to make that the lesson, that you died because they didnt treat you hard enough.

Ever think that maybe our drug problem isn't the drugs?
 
2012-10-12 01:06:26 PM
As legalization gets closer and closer, expect more of these types of stories to appear. We're supposed to be deathly afraid of the herb, have you forgotten?
 
2012-10-12 01:06:45 PM
ill meaning "throw up"? no. ill meaning gay.
 
2012-10-12 01:07:10 PM

orclover: The biggest dangers of drugs like pot and LSD are not the drugs themselves, hell the drugs are for all intense and purposes completely harmless (yea start a shiatstorm, go ahead). But peoples reaction to the drugs, man those are deadly. I have witnessed kids get stomach pumped for LSD, strapped down and put into comas over it. Things far more dangerous than the drug itself. Great way to give a tripper a heart attack.

LSD is probably one of the safest drugs there is in the world, physically speaking. You actually cant OD on it. Hell you dont even trip harder once you take a certain amount, you just trip longer. But ignorance of the drug will make cops and medical staff kill you from what they dont know. Same with pot. Hell they will kill you and try to make that the lesson, that you died because they didnt treat you hard enough.

Ever think that maybe our drug problem isn't the drugs?


The inability to separate reality from your imagination makes LSD a very dangerous drug. It might not be harmful physically, but when you decide to grab a kitchen knife because your hand won't stop telling terrible jokes, you're gonna have a bad time.
 
2012-10-12 01:09:47 PM

orclover: The biggest dangers of drugs like pot and LSD are not the drugs themselves, hell the drugs are for all intense and purposes completely harmless (yea start a shiatstorm, go ahead). But peoples reaction to the drugs, man those are deadly. I have witnessed kids get stomach pumped for LSD, strapped down and put into comas over it. Things far more dangerous than the drug itself. Great way to give a tripper a heart attack.

LSD is probably one of the safest drugs there is in the world, physically speaking. You actually cant OD on it. Hell you dont even trip harder once you take a certain amount, you just trip longer. But ignorance of the drug will make cops and medical staff kill you from what they dont know. Same with pot. Hell they will kill you and try to make that the lesson, that you died because they didnt treat you hard enough.

Ever think that maybe our drug problem isn't the drugs?


i've been strapped down and got my stomach pumped for only weed and a handful of dexedrine
 
2012-10-12 01:10:36 PM
There is pretty good pot in this area. IF it was their first time, I can imagine how screwed up they were. I smoked for the first time at the Phillipsburg Mall, I though it was laced.
 
2012-10-12 01:18:06 PM

scottydoesntknow: orclover: The biggest dangers of drugs like pot and LSD are not the drugs themselves, hell the drugs are for all intense and purposes completely harmless (yea start a shiatstorm, go ahead). But peoples reaction to the drugs, man those are deadly. I have witnessed kids get stomach pumped for LSD, strapped down and put into comas over it. Things far more dangerous than the drug itself. Great way to give a tripper a heart attack.

LSD is probably one of the safest drugs there is in the world, physically speaking. You actually cant OD on it. Hell you dont even trip harder once you take a certain amount, you just trip longer. But ignorance of the drug will make cops and medical staff kill you from what they dont know. Same with pot. Hell they will kill you and try to make that the lesson, that you died because they didnt treat you hard enough.

Ever think that maybe our drug problem isn't the drugs?

The inability to separate reality from your imagination makes LSD a very dangerous drug. It might not be harmful physically, but when you decide to grab a kitchen knife because your hand won't stop telling terrible jokes, you're gonna have a bad time.


Yeah one of my roommates freshman year in college flipped out while we were tripping, smashed up his room and jumped out the window. There was at least a foot of snow on the ground. When the cops found him, he was in a bush chanting to himself.
 
2012-10-12 01:18:27 PM
I ate special cookies and watched The Avengers in 3d yesterday, so I'm getting a kick...

/and yes, you can "OD" on weed, it's rather uncomfortable
//cookies lasted from 1pm to almost 9pm, wow
///Yes, I have a job I just chose to take the afternoon off
 
2012-10-12 01:18:31 PM

scottydoesntknow: orclover: The biggest dangers of drugs like pot and LSD are not the drugs themselves, hell the drugs are for all intense and purposes completely harmless (yea start a shiatstorm, go ahead). But peoples reaction to the drugs, man those are deadly. I have witnessed kids get stomach pumped for LSD, strapped down and put into comas over it. Things far more dangerous than the drug itself. Great way to give a tripper a heart attack.

LSD is probably one of the safest drugs there is in the world, physically speaking. You actually cant OD on it. Hell you dont even trip harder once you take a certain amount, you just trip longer. But ignorance of the drug will make cops and medical staff kill you from what they dont know. Same with pot. Hell they will kill you and try to make that the lesson, that you died because they didnt treat you hard enough.

Ever think that maybe our drug problem isn't the drugs?

The inability to separate reality from your imagination makes LSD a very dangerous drug. It might not be harmful physically, but when you decide to grab a kitchen knife because your hand won't stop telling terrible jokes, you're gonna have a bad time.


I have watched close to a hundred people do LSD over 40 years. None tried to kill themselves. None tried to harm anybody else except 2 people and those two assholes fought all the time even when sober. Nobody jumped off any buildings. Nobody tried to tongue a revolver. No deaths.

I have seen 2 people kill themselves with cocaine, it killed them by inches. They wernt even lucky enough to OD in one go, hell one chick died with her lungs bleeding. I have seen 6 personally die from alcohol related accidents, suicide and just plain mean drunken violence. More than almost any other drug I have seen a lifetime of people smoke pot, the worst they got was fat and lazy. Pot is just about the greatest drug in the world to keep people from hurting themselves. The happy, silly, munchies and I think ill just lay on the couch and watch Thomas the Tank engine all day drug.

Do you know what prevents people on LSD from harming themselves when they are on LSD? The fore knowledge that they are ON lsd. People who know that going in, people who are informed, know not to freak the fark out when sounds start making colors. Its the poor farkers who get slipped sid and have never touched that you have to worry about. Get them a trip nanny and they will be fine though after a quick talk.
 
2012-10-12 01:18:53 PM
Farking amateurs.....

Although, I must admit, when I ate THC instead of smoking it, the buzz was completely different and wildly intense. And I was in Vegas at the Ghost Bar, the one with the transparent floor...eep.
 
2012-10-12 01:21:07 PM
ya, the first time, first few times is nothing like once you become a regular smoker. I dont think its possible for someone to notice the difference in how i present myself if i just smoked, or havent all day.
 
2012-10-12 01:21:16 PM

orclover: The biggest dangers of drugs like pot and LSD are not the drugs themselves, hell the drugs are for all intense and purposes completely harmless (yea start a shiatstorm, go ahead). But peoples reaction to the drugs, man those are deadly. I have witnessed kids get stomach pumped for LSD, strapped down and put into comas over it. Things far more dangerous than the drug itself. Great way to give a tripper a heart attack.

LSD is probably one of the safest drugs there is in the world, physically speaking. You actually cant OD on it. Hell you dont even trip harder once you take a certain amount, you just trip longer. But ignorance of the drug will make cops and medical staff kill you from what they dont know. Same with pot. Hell they will kill you and try to make that the lesson, that you died because they didnt treat you hard enough.

Ever think that maybe our drug problem isn't the drugs?


My personal experience is not the same as yours. More LSD = bad things man. I wanted to die. Almost walked up to a cop and asked him to take me home. Worst experience ever, and I was an experienced tripper. Just ate way too much liquid when someone accidentally gave me 12 drops instead of 2.

/never again
//shrooms only man
 
2012-10-12 01:23:39 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: i've been strapped down and got my stomach pumped for only weed and a handful of dexedrine


Oh man that sucks. Knew a kid who's parents tried to have him commited him to psych downtown when they found a joint on him. Hospital sent them home with some pamphlets and a stern talking to. Kid got lucky the hospital was more down to earth than his parents. When both the parents and the medical staff freak out equally, bad shiat happens.
 
2012-10-12 01:25:14 PM
My understanding is that when you smoke marijuana, you release delta-9-THC, but when you eat it, you release the compound 11-hydroxy-THC, which is what causes the psychedelic effect and that's why it feels so different.
 
2012-10-12 01:27:50 PM
I love Pink Floyd as much as the next person; but is this what everyone thinks stoners listen to? Like people who don't really smoke? This one guy I had dated a few months back wasn't a smoker, I am and made sure he knew in case that would be a problem for him... So one day he up and decides he'll grab some from a co-worker and try it out with me for himself. But before he came to my house, he said he had to stop off at the mall to pick up a DVD of The Wall...
 
2012-10-12 01:28:19 PM
Nothing will wreck your shiat more than a poorly prepared marijuana baked good. There is such thing as too stoned, it won't kill you but it can make even a stoner physically ill. Compound that with not knowing right away what the fark is going on=sick, multiple people same symptoms=poisoning. Can't take a chance.
 
2012-10-12 01:35:48 PM
Oh no! One kid who was in the wrong place and was unprepared for the effects had a bad time! Thank god for prohibition!
 
2012-10-12 01:40:39 PM

CruJones: My personal experience is not the same as yours. More LSD = bad things man. I wanted to die. Almost walked up to a cop and asked him to take me home. Worst experience ever, and I was an experienced tripper. Just ate way too much liquid when someone accidentally gave me 12 drops instead of 2.

/never again
//shrooms only man


Oh yea you can "trip" hard if you take enough of it. I forgot where it caps out but eventually your brain (spinal cord?) can only process so much of it at once and thats as hard as you are going to trip. The funny (ok not humorous) part is the rest of the doses you have taken doesnt just go away and it doesnt make you trip any harder, they just sort of hang out in spinal/brain que waiting for room from the previous doses. So you trip hard up to a certain point (Santa clause velociraptors singing Christmas carols I imagine) and the extra doses just make you trip LOOOOONGER. There was some article (not story mind you) about 4 people who inadvertently took like 12 thousand combined hits and went into a (effectively) screaming coma for a couple weeks. Came out of it and were fine. Well physically. I'm sure mentally they probably went through a cross between Dante's Inferno and rainbow sprites candy-land adventure porno. Personally I would rather be shot in the gut than go through that for two weeks. Trying to dig up the article, it was hilarious.
 
2012-10-12 01:41:59 PM

CapeFearCadaver: I love Pink Floyd as much as the next person; but is this what everyone thinks stoners listen to? Like people who don't really smoke? This one guy I had dated a few months back wasn't a smoker, I am and made sure he knew in case that would be a problem for him... So one day he up and decides he'll grab some from a co-worker and try it out with me for himself. But before he came to my house, he said he had to stop off at the mall to pick up a DVD of The Wall...


Bahahahahah.. You should have told him to pick up a DVD of The Wizard of Oz and a cd of Dark Side..
 
2012-10-12 01:46:18 PM

TimonC346: FirstNationalBastard: Seriously?

Hospitalization for pot?

Eating pot can be, and tends to be a pretty intense hallucinagenic experience. A friend of mine came to visit a few years back. He got a bag of pot pretzels. I ate one because I was hungry--and I blasted off. He ate the whole bag and couldn't believe anything was real.

Pot cookies can be REALLY intense. Did you ever hear the audio of the cop and his wife who ate some weed brownies and called 911 because they thought they were dying? Funny stuff--but also reminds me it was so intense a cop risked his job just to get help. And it was just weed.


There are plenty of people who don't understand how to compute the dose properly with baked goods. I did that once, very early in my baking career. Baked a batch of brownies, made them pretty strong. Ate one, along with all of the crumbs (they didn't come out of the pan too well). An hour later, I was lying on the living room floor, unable to get up because the room was spinning waaaaaaaaay to fast.

Nowadays, I have a standard cookie recipe that I use, and measure the active ingredient such that one cookie equals a nice, medium buzz.

Also, if someone else is doing the baking, eat half of what they offer you, and wait 45 minutes before consuming the other half. That way, you'll have a fighting chance of remaining upright...
 
2012-10-12 01:46:35 PM

BarleyGnome: Bahahahahah.. You should have told him to pick up a DVD of The Wizard of Oz and a cd of Dark Side..


Now that is an epic combination if you time it right. My brother-in-law got that combo a while back. Lots of replay.

heres a random chart I find funny
upload.wikimedia.org
And this one.
www.trevoroldak.com
lesson here is dont fark around with nutmeg.
 
2012-10-12 01:49:24 PM

CygnusDarius: kobrakai: FirstNationalBastard: Seriously?

Hospitalization for pot?

Baked MJ stuff can be VERY potent. If you eat multiple (more than 2) and have no experience with it, I'm sure you'd be seriously farked up - dizzy, vomiting, cold sweats, etc.

That sounds more like shrooms, or peyote.

/Never doing peyote ever again
//Bad, baaad trip


You can get there with pot, too. Stupid kids prolly ate some, waited 10 minutes, and ate some more. Oral MJ takes around 45 minutes to kick in, for me.
 
2012-10-12 01:57:42 PM

CapeFearCadaver: I love Pink Floyd as much as the next person; but is this what everyone thinks stoners listen to? Like people who don't really smoke? This one guy I had dated a few months back wasn't a smoker, I am and made sure he knew in case that would be a problem for him... So one day he up and decides he'll grab some from a co-worker and try it out with me for himself. But before he came to my house, he said he had to stop off at the mall to pick up a DVD of The Wall...


Personally, I always enjoyed The Band, especially the brown album. Garth Hudson's organ playing really stuck out when I was high.

/Zappa's Apostrophe was pretty good, too.
 
2012-10-12 01:57:56 PM

orclover: The biggest dangers of drugs like pot and LSD are not the drugs themselves, hell the drugs are for all intense and purposes completely harmless (yea start a shiatstorm, go ahead). But peoples reaction to the drugs, man those are deadly. I have witnessed kids get stomach pumped for LSD, strapped down and put into comas over it. Things far more dangerous than the drug itself. Great way to give a tripper a heart attack.

LSD is probably one of the safest drugs there is in the world, physically speaking. You actually cant OD on it. Hell you dont even trip harder once you take a certain amount, you just trip longer. But ignorance of the drug will make cops and medical staff kill you from what they dont know. Same with pot. Hell they will kill you and try to make that the lesson, that you died because they didnt treat you hard enough.

Ever think that maybe our drug problem isn't the drugs?


I couldn't agree more. Well said.
 
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