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(TPNN)   Women sue Pennsylvania hospital over destroyed dog semen   (whptv.com) divider line 39
    More: Strange, Pennsylvania Hospital, Pennsylvania, Bellefonte, WHP CBS, dog semen, Centre Daily Times, dogs  
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2012-10-12 09:34:01 AM  
Attorney Robert Mix is representing the animal hospital.

An attorney/robert mix? I've never heard of either of those breeds
 
2012-10-12 09:39:53 AM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: Attorney Robert Mix is representing the animal hospital.

An attorney/robert mix? I've never heard of either of those breeds


Well played
 
2012-10-12 09:41:32 AM  
lawyer/bob?
 
2012-10-12 09:43:09 AM  
I see this was in PA, the puppy-mill capital of the world, so all we need is two more backyard breeders to add to the problem. I'd award them nothing.

Ignorant coonts.
 
2012-10-12 09:43:20 AM  
hmmm... Who knew Michael Vick was a vet...
 
2012-10-12 09:45:39 AM  
I am so glad to know that this woman understands that every sperm is precious.
 
2012-10-12 09:46:28 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-12 09:48:48 AM  
There's more where that cum from.
 
2012-10-12 09:52:48 AM  

fat boy: There's more where that cum from.


That's what I was going to say...well, not like you did. I'm sure the dogs would be happy to produce moar.
 
2012-10-12 09:56:09 AM  
Good ol Bellefonte. Claim that everyone around you are weird hicks, then store dog semen because thats normal.
 
2012-10-12 09:59:10 AM  
Gulp.

The Slush: [i.imgur.com image 300x372]

 
2012-10-12 09:59:26 AM  
farm3.staticflickr.com
 
2012-10-12 10:00:11 AM  
no lady, it is in a safe place

mediamatters.org

it just tastes funny
 
2012-10-12 10:01:03 AM  
If bull semen can be as expensive as it is, why not dogs?
 
2012-10-12 10:07:36 AM  
Attorney Robert Mix is representing the animal hospital. He says even the best show dogs can produce poor samples for breeding and that the quality of the samples in question was "from moderately good to extremely poor."
He said, licking his lips.
then, he burped.
 
2012-10-12 10:08:47 AM  

thecpt: Good ol Bellefonte. Claim that everyone around you are weird hicks, then store dog semen because thats normal.


Dude, I never met a Belphobian that wasn't a farking hick from the sticks.
 
2012-10-12 10:13:10 AM  

vudukungfu: Dude, I never met a Belphobian that wasn't a farking hick from the sticks.


Exactly, they thought because I was from a town 15mi away from theirs that I lived in a log cabin and had an outhouse. They're farking ridiculous people.
 
2012-10-12 10:15:50 AM  
A civil jury trial is under way in Bellefonte this week in the case against Mount Nittany Veterinary Hospital.

This is not the first seminal disaster there.
 
2012-10-12 10:16:06 AM  
Your dog wants a handjob.
 
2012-10-12 10:23:24 AM  
Canine Jizz Collectors would be a good garage band name.
 
2012-10-12 10:30:22 AM  
And we make fun of Arabs and their camels
 
2012-10-12 10:31:00 AM  

thecpt: Exactly, they thought because I was from a town 15mi away from theirs that I lived in a log cabin and had an outhouse. They're farking ridiculous people.


I'm from the "Raystown"
It's the home of "Gravity Hill"
 
2012-10-12 10:32:44 AM  
I don't think I want to know how these specimens are collected =/
 
2012-10-12 10:35:54 AM  
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Perfectly good pets, compliments of the local dog pound, no some test tube dimwits.
 
2012-10-12 10:40:45 AM  

blatz514: fat boy: There's more where that cum from.

That's what I was going to say...well, not like you did. I'm sure the dogs would be happy to produce moar.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-12 10:40:48 AM  
Destroyed Dog Semen

Wasn't that an 80's punk band?
 
2012-10-12 10:42:06 AM  

big pig peaches: Wasn't that an 80's spunk band?


fixed
 
2012-10-12 10:46:43 AM  

Brick-House: Your dog wants a handjob


I don't have a dog. {;-D
 
2012-10-12 10:50:36 AM  

thecpt: big pig peaches: Wasn't that an 80's spunk band?

fixed


Well they're not together anymore, so they're 'fixed'.
 
2012-10-12 10:55:08 AM  

vudukungfu: I'm from the "Raystown"
It's the home of "Gravity Hill"


Which one? There are many...The closest one to me is in Bedford county, near Schellsburg.
 
2012-10-12 11:03:21 AM  

JackieRabbit: Canine Jizz Collectors would be a good garage band name.


Or Rule 34 porn site.
 
2012-10-12 11:06:08 AM  

mkultra4013: Which one? There are many...The closest one to me is in Bedford county, near Schellsburg.


I thought that was bedford. I used to live in the shoe.

/not like the fairy tale
 
2012-10-12 11:34:01 AM  
Red Rocket.....Red Rocket....Red Rocket.....Red Rocket....RED ROCKET!!
 
2012-10-12 11:50:28 AM  
That's ridiculous to sue over. I'm sure those two can get lunch from somwhere else.
 
2012-10-12 11:54:41 AM  

mkultra4013:
Which one? There are many...The closest one to me is in Bedford county, near Schellsburg.


Yep, Bedford County.
I know where Davey Lewis' cave is at the Springs, too.
And balanced rock, and the ice mine, and sunday rock, and a lot of places no one has heard about
 
2012-10-12 12:19:46 PM  
I know a 5-year-old, 20 lb, untrained purebred black pug who would be more than happy to donate. All he requires is another dog (willing or unwilling, male or female) and some cheese in case he gets hungry.
 
2012-10-12 12:36:24 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: And we make fun of Arabs and their camels


well yeah, because of the hump...
 
2012-10-12 01:15:33 PM  
dog semen? Just what kind of kink were these ladys into?
 
2012-10-12 02:44:16 PM  

stuffy: dog semen? Just what kind of kink were these ladys into?


Dude, It's Centre County.
The men are too busy watching PSU play fondleball.
 
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