Why all the anger? It's a fun idea. If you like Joe, there's no reason not to have some fun. If it bothers you so much, start your own donation page to buy Romney a f*cking personality or something.

Cyclometh: RichieLaw: Cyclometh: RichieLaw: Cyclometh: RichieLaw: Perk $5: Knowledge that you contributed to making an internet meme come true.

Perk $10: Joe Biden will slam a Coor's Lite in your honor while ripping the sleeves off of his button-down. (Need a description) - Was thinking of, "Not really, but if there is enough interest, maybe we can convince Uncle Joe to chug a beer in your honor. Pictures to be posted all over the internet, of course."

Any more?

Perk $50- your name inscribed on a cassette of Night Ranger to be included with the vehicle (limit 10).

Is this feasible?

Well, maybe a CD. A cassette would be hard to find. And by "inscribed" I had in mind a label or something like that. I mean, this is all for fun anyway, the perks should reflect the silliness.

True. Maybe we could get a mix-tape/cassette of songs from the year the trans-am was made. Limit it to like 50?

Gotta be careful about copyright; I think we should only include purchased CDs, maybe a "greatest hits" collection of some of the artists of the time in line with the theme. The perk could be having your name included in a liner insert along with the CD?

Just remember, any cassette left in a car for over a month turns into "Best of Queen."

Put me in for 1 man, dang ol' man gotta get himself a ride, you know like vroom vroom, I tell you what.

Cletus C.: So he gets the hand job and a car?

We're just buying him a car but if you're signing up to give him the handjob, then be our guest.

Cyclometh: "thesinator.com" is available. Just sayin'.

www.givejoethebird.com

Stay on point here people. This gesture is not about who Joe Biden really is, it's about who we (the internet) want to believe he is. A Trans Am driving, beer chugging, bad ass that devours debate opponents and celebrates by having anal with his wife.

mr lawson: No...this is how KIDS think and act. Not adults

Want one of us to donate something to you as well? A tube of Preparation H, perhaps?

Is there anyway we can demand a photo-op of him hand-washing it on the White House driving while wearing jorts and shirtless? If so, I'm in for five. Not gay, just want life to imitate the onion.

BraveNewCheneyWorld: Because people who are suddenly motivated to donate to charity because it's mildly amusing in a round about way are the people who get it? Yeah, great that you're finally doing something, but if it's because this amuses you, you're really the one missing the point

You should start a charity to raise awareness for people tragically stranded atop high horses.

My official response to any current or future haters: I am so sorry you are offended by my charitable contribution to wounded combat veterans because I made it in Joe Biden's name. You can always negate my donation by sending $10 to the Taliban, and credit Dick Cheney.

Jesus ...

BAMFinator: As part of the 1%, Biden can buy his own damn TransAm.

Yes - but if WE buy him one, we can reasonably demand that he drive it all the time.

I didn't watch the stage-managed bullshiatfest, but I gather Biden was douchey enough to make it a competitive douche-off. I mean, if the other team brings the extra-strength douche like Romney did last time, you gotta bring some of your own, otherwise, they douche all over you and make you look weak.

This suggests an awesome web video someone needs to make now: The Professor and the Douche.

Obama and Biden ride around the country in Biden's Trans-Am. Obama bores people with detailed explanations of his policies while Biden mugs and hits on all the ladies.

Crude: I LOVE THIS THREAD!!

My Ignore list just swelled by about 120+...keep up the good work, you ignorant Farkers!! Keep posting, morons!

Yee Haw!! We gonna buy a Trans Am fer a piece a' shiat politician!! Look at how dumb we is!!

If you keep ignoring people, pretty soon all the threads you're in will end up like your 12th birthday party...

You can see why the conservatives on this page are so bent out of shape about this idea though: if this current administration is comes to be viewed as a pasty white shirtless guy washing a Trans-Am on his lawn, Obama might steal away some of their base.

Guise guise! I was just looking at the funders and even Paul Ryan gave 5 dollars!

One of these days we will actually harness the Power of Fark for a true purpose, and buy a small country to build the world's largest bar or something.

it has to be the redneck camaro/trans am: at least three different colors, bondo in spots, duct tape on seats, colored cellophane tape for taillights, one of the doors won't open, mismatched rims and a tape deck with an Iron Maiden tape stuck in it on play.

He must also use some version of the phrase "i'm workin on fixin her up"

Pantubo: You'd let Biden drive a car?

Why would anyone let Vice President Bath Salts behind the wheel of a car?

It's scientifically impossible to distinguish a person on bath salts from the average Beltway driver.

holy hell i'm not even american and i'm in for $5. This is legendary.

I Kelly Blue Booked this shiat. We can get him one for under $4K. If Romney were smart, he'd buy him one right now!

Nabb1: Donate money to a grown man who makes over six figures per year and has transportation provided to him as part of his job so he can buy a car? That actually explains a whole lot, actually.

Favorite. Urine yellow 3

legalgus: If you contribute look in a mirror and say "a fool" and his money are soon parted. Carry on fools. I'd rather buy a bum a beer. Hey, maybe ya'll can offer the bum a beer.

Warning, all of you good souls who have chipped in 5 dollars, your 5 dollars might get stolen! We know this will crush you for the rest of your life, and is the difference between whether the world continues to spin! Instead, you should never take a chance on anything, especially if it appears completely legit, and you can pretty much figure out who the people involved are. Do no good deeds if there's a chance anything might ever go wrong! Instead, encourage people without homes to continue with their addictions to drugs and alcohol, this is the true and moral path!

Let's all chip in and by Leeds something nice:

Things I didn't expect to happen when I woke up this morning:

1. That Allison Scagliotti would be lying next to me.
2. That I would spend 6+ hours participating in a campaign to buy Joe Biden a Trans Am.
3. The weather in Phoenix would be absolutely gorgeous.

2 out of 3 ain't bad

Truly a remarkable day on Fark :)

Tyee: A Trans Am should be for someone who can act a bit more presidential. Joe's more an AMC Gremlin kind of guy. Jacked up, a door that doesn't match the color of the rest of the car,... you know.

Twice Banned: I showed $5k previously, over that last ten years he averages $369 per year.

You mean you were able to see his tax returns for the last ten years, and that has provided you with important insight into his character?

Interesting.

mpirooz: Wow, don't read the comments on the Yahoo page. Total buzzkill

By "buzzkill" I assume you mean "amazing butthurt derpfest"

Favorite Twitter Parody Account so far here:



Link

Bontesla: rjucksch: "Kim Kardashian Live" just tweeted the story, shait is officially on!

No way. Seriously?

That's not THE Kim Kardashian, merely a fan. However, it will sure to be re-tweeted by other KK fans, and so on...

I notice that both Katy Perry and Bieber fans on Twitter are picking up the story, too.

It's all good.

The Southern Dandy: Vanity plate:

BGFKNDL

How about:

MLARKEY

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: rjucksch: As can be expected, the comments on the Yahoo article are dripping with derp.

They're amazing. Yahoo must be where all the right-wing haters go to get their news.

My favorite was the one about Farkers being retarded for buying him a gas guzzler.

C'mon people...REALLY?

If we donate upwards of $100 can we assist with the car washing? I'll totally throw on a bikini for the cause.

My father's generation had their "Where were you when we landed a man on the moon?" moment. My generation now has "Where were you when Uncle Joe got a bad ass Trans AM?"

I love all the butthurt in this thread.

Makes me wish i'd studied proctology.

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: Cyclometh: I'm willing to risk ten bucks on a venture like this. Hell, I've already gotten more than my money's worth just in laughter.

I haven't done a bit of real, actual work since this started. So I've got that going for me, which is nice.

david_gaithersburg: I love it when article from The Onion get passed off as real news.

Seeing articles from The Onion being used to steal money from progressive fascists, priceless.

I love that the Internet is so batshiat insane that it will see a fake news story and decide to retroactively desatirize it.

RichieLaw: I need a name for Joe Biden's trans am.

The Bird.

So. Pitch so far:

Unfortunately, not everything on the internet is true, no matter what the internet tries to tell you. Over the past four years one of the internet's favorite political meme's is of "Uncle Joe Biden." It started with an Onion article (http://www.theonion.com/articles/shirtless-biden-washes-trans-am-in-w hite-house-dri,2718/) which poked fun at the Vice President because of his blue collar mannerisms and forthright speech when discussing...well...anything.

Joe Biden has made a career about speaking what he means, regardless if it is in his best political interest or if it is the "politically correct" thing to say. Because of this he endures jokes regarding his "gaffes" and verbal miscues and America (and some of the rest of the world) laugh and chuckle about this homer Vice President of ours.

All the while, Joe Biden has calmly and quietly been an incredible Vice President. He was one of the first politicians to publicly embrace gay marriage (http://articles.latimes.com/2012/may/06/nation/la-na-biden-gay-marria ge-20120507) and may have been personally responsible for President Obama coming out in favor of gay marriage and the subsequent change in the Democratic Party's platform.

In order to let Vice President Biden know just how much we appreciate them, while also making a very silly part of the internet come true (we are the internet after all); let's buy Uncle Joe a Trans Am like one that is featured in the Onion article linked to above. It's hilarious, it's awesome and gosh darnit, it's something that we can talk about in addition to the cat pictures and rage comics.

Now, if for some reason this awesome gift is too awesome and cannot be given to Vice President Biden, the internet will still purchase the car and auction it off.

All proceeds will be distributed to the Biden Breast Health Initiative, Doctors Without Borders, the Wounded Warrior Project and GLAAD.

Regardless if it is to Joe Biden or to charity, maybe Joe Biden will even wash it on the White House lawn.

**Im wondering if we should just do this straight up for charity....I sincerely doubt he'll be able to accept it.

coeyagi: *plonk* to Post-Libya Attack troll.

Indeed, our ignore lists shall dine and dine well this night.

Awesome idea. I'm in.

Any possibility of getting him a "Lucky Debate Suit"?

Cyclometh: Fabric_Man: Hate to be a killjoy, but there's probably some law against giving a car to the VP.

Fark that. Let's do this thing. If someone else doesn't set it up by god I'll go over there and do it. But I assume subby is on it?

Besides, if there is a law against keeping it, knowing Joe he'll drive it off a cliff at 90 MPH, rolling out the door at the last second. With a beer in his hand.

Pantubo: You'd let Biden drive a car?

Why would anyone let Vice President Bath Salts behind the wheel of a car?

SmellsLikePoo: Anyone want to clue-in a person who didn't catch the debate?

The short version: Biden thrashed Ryan like a red-headed stepchild in a Dickens novel.

I'd chip in ten. And some Creedence.

As part of the 1%, Biden can buy his own damn TransAm.

I f-ing love The Onion...this kills me everytime:

Dressed in a slightly ripped Lynyrd Skynyrd T-shirt, Biden tapped the top of an Icehouse tallboy, cracked it open, and then informed the 20,000 people in attendance that while the economy is no longer hemorrhaging jobs as it was in 2008, nothing, "not even that little trip I took to Thailand in '92," could ever live up to the unforgettable months of June through August 1987, when "the skirts were short, the brews were cold, and you couldn't walk 2 feet without stepping into some grade-A tang."

Delay: Hack Patooey: Cyclometh: Amazing.

Just got back, had to take a nap- this is incredible, though.

No kidding. Money doubled to over 4K while I was gone. Freaking amazing

Awesome job Hack, How do you think we can get the next 4K?

tony41454: Biden was a jerk. Acted like some crazed Uncle off his meds. Lost a lot of votes with his laughing and sneers (especially at inappropriate times) and his lies. This means he LOST the debate. Doesn't matter how you came across, if you lose votes, you lose!

You win the "not paying attention to anything going on here" award for the hour. Well done champ!

Delay: Almost Everybody Poops: Delay: Almost Everybody Poops: I've spent way too much money on buying the VP of the strongest nation on earth a friggin' car.

Nice. Another Urine Yellow 3 for my list

What if urine is my favorite color?

It's all your posts on my browser.

I am honored sir, my only regret is that Fark does not have brown 5.

History may remember this as the day Democrats became the official party of the classic American muscle car.

Tremble in fear, Republican latte-swilling BMW-driving elitists!

special20: mcwehrle: Or, when you rack up 120+ hours a year for Habitat for Humanity, give generously to the American Cancer Society, Children's Home (time and cash there for me), Red Cross (cash and platelets 3X a month), March of Dimes, Easter Seals (time and money) and the other six or so humanitarian things I do every month, every week, all year for the last 25+ years, and provide PROOF, because I CAN, you can threadshiat with your drivel all you want, Until then STFU and GTFO. I'll give MY goddamn money to anything or anyone I want. If it doesn't meet YOUR tiny penis' needs, well too farkin bad.

Hey dude, if you'd have had a better lawyer, you wouldn't have had to do so much community service.

www.cheaplawyer.com did not do me any favors, true.

Cyclometh: A humble request- please try to ignore trolls. The more positive we can keep the tone in this thread the longer we can maintain this momentum.

Old habits die hard. I'm like the scorpion getting a ride across the river on the frog...

But you're right, we must keep our eyes ever Trans Am-ward.

IronTom: How appropriate. This administration caused Pontiac to close down with all their interference. Now the old guy can only get an old one of there are enough losers to send him money for being a dork.

Absolutely. It was the administration that sunk Pontiac. Not the fact that Pontiac cars were so disposable, at one point they came in a roll with perforations so that you could tear your next Sunfire off and have a clean edge.

Tyee: A Trans Am should be for someone who can act a bit more presidential. Joe's more an AMC Gremlin kind of guy. Jacked up, a door that doesn't match the color of the rest of the car,... you know.

Please. That man debated like a Trans Am last night. He IS that car.

It was like watching a drag race between a Trans Am and a PT Cruiser.

When Bill Clinton hears about this he's gonna throw a rod.

as we approach 3K, I just want to say to all those that have to make this about their political affiliation and not about just doing something awesome for charity...

Some anonymous 1%-er just threw $100 on the pile. Thanks, Mitt, I knew you were out there...

And I leave the office to come home, and log on to see we are nearly 3k...

Wow. Ten bucks buys a LOT of tea bagger butthurt.

/Totally worth it.

Cyclometh: Personally, I love the idea. Upthread I suggested that once the vehicle is acquired we get a veteran or wounded warrior to drive it to DC. I think it certainly couldn't hurt to ask- probably best if the guy who holds the keys to the indiegogo site does the asking, though. I'll tweet some stuff to @JoeBiden and mention it.

How about a wounded lesbian medic who's in a high-risk group for breast cancer? :D

God, the insane teeth-gnashing this is causing from the teabaggers is f*cking AWESOME. And on top of that, they come off as charity-hating assholes to boot.

Just...so...perfect.

/for future reference, freepers, the correct face-saving reaction would have been "yeah, haha, f*ck you, but here's $5 for the charity"
//but watching you dig a giant hole of sh*t for yourselves is definitely more entertaining, so carry on

extroverted_suicide: UncleStumpy: Twenty thousand could feed a lot of people. This is why I hate you people

Damn man, I know there's a lot of comments. But you could at least read 4 or 5 of them. Or maybe the indiego page. Something...

But reading is HARD.

WTF Indeed: And we are on Yahoo News.

Link

Woo hoo my comment made the end of the article, time to get drunk in celebration

Just donated another 6 bucks to get it to $2,500. This thread and all the butthurt from the cons is just way too entertaining.

I've FB'd it to all of my local newsagencies on their pages.

And Cyclometh that audio is AWESOME!!!!! This is going to be greater than great!!!!

drjekel_mrhyde: Made it to Yahoo front page Link

The butthurt comments are epic

Kuroshin: Because absolutely nobody who isn't a Republican refers to any group of people as "libs," especially in a derogatory fashion.

I do, but only because a librarian killed my father. Damned libs.

/My Facebook

I sure hope we haven't settled the debate on which car to buy for Biden.

JOE BIDEN IS A MILLIONAIRE BILLIONAIRE QUADRILLIONAIRE AND FURTHERMORE



/ERGO, STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE

extroverted_suicide: ultraholland: Mercutio74: 8 track or GTFO.

nah dawg, Joe deserves an upgrade.

Joe doesn't want an upgrade. It's how he rolls.

Joe Biden is the upgrade.

assjuice: Does every stupid meme have to become a real-life thing? If you think this is epic or random or whatever then go back to reddit and stay there.

Your wayfarers are crooked.

This thread makes me all tingly in my nether region.

Down for a 10 spot.

This is just the sort of thing that could turn the "Biden Bounce" into the "Biden Bump and Grind".

This could seriously affect the outcome of the election. I hope RichieLaw remembers us when he gets his ambassadorship to Slovenia.

"Kim Kardashian Live" just tweeted the story, shait is officially on!

Vanity plate:

BGFKNDL

rjucksch: As can be expected, the comments on the Yahoo article are dripping with derp.

They're amazing. Yahoo must be where all the right-wing haters go to get their news.

FinFangFark: html_007: PallMall: SuperTran: what's the Twitter tag? #givejoethebird ?

/it should be

GiveJoeTheBird Twitter Account

What happend to the website www.givejoethebird.com? Did they pull it?

looks to be up for grabs...someone buy it and link it to the fund.

You know sh*t just got real when Chinese and South Korean news organizations are RT'ing the story.

dameron: Also, the Yahoo news link is the 4th google result return if for "Joe Biden" if you limit your search to the last hour. Not bad my Farkers, not bad!

Waiting to see Biden's picture tweeted upon hearing the news.

This. This is why the internet is amazing.

You Farkers are just...there are no words for the magnitude of this awesome.

/Also, this is totally not a bookmark to savor the butthurt later...

I got an REO Speedwagon cassette to contribute.

tuxq: This whole thread is farking priceless. It speaks volumes in its imagery. The liberals are willing to waste money on a stupid cause, while the conservatives are going "wtf?"

farking. Priceless.

Hey, how do those grapes taste?

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: This is clearly irritating the Fark's resident humor-deficient teahadists, what with the sad efforts to derail the fun with dead memes and failed attempts at wit.

Keep it up.

Because they're haaaa-eeee-aaaaaa-eeeee-aaaaaaters. A bunch of angry little haters. B*tch-ass haters. This sh*t must drive them nuts. And they're gonna cry like little girls when that sh*t hits the goal.

Whee! I donated.

The news has already reached Yahoo, and the butt-hurt is hysterical.

"what an honor to be given a present from a bunch of sick people or should I say perverts"

heeheeheehee

I declare this the day that Fark went full retard

coeyagi: Ok, video is coming along a little bit, we got some good free background music. Only about 9 stills so far, need about another 20 or so. We'll get there.

you can easily find 20 images of biden eating icecream alone

RichieLaw: Wait guys...you need to check out the comments from the Yahoo article. Seriously, go do it.

/::waiting and jumping from foot to foot::

Good Lord, there is some ultra-hater-class derp coming from those posers posters.

Did Free Republic open a headstart program there?

abhorrent1: gay

Thank you for that insightful post.

Moron.

Another option-

Headso: Awesome the amount of conservatroll butthurt in this thread, every one of their posts gives me a big smile.

NEWSFLASH: CONSERVATIVES HATE WOMEN, FOREIGNERS WITH MEDICAL NEEDS and VETERANS.

/more at 11.

stirfrybry: Good to see liberals focusing on important issues

Are you implying that conservatives don't see charity as an "important issue"?

Considering that a lot of people on reddit don't subscribe to r/politics on, there's also threads on other subreddits.

r/obama: Link

r/funny: Link

r/PoliticalHumor: Link

r/POLITIC: Link

WTF Indeed: RichieLaw: shiat just got serious.

Remember to blame the media if you get in a tight spot with questioning.

I think they may have tried to contact Hack Patooey. I've rec'd no emails.

/And I promise to not make any factual statements nor disclose the reasoning behind any of my actions.
//Wait...I'm sorry...I'm not a Republican.

WTF Indeed: And we are on Yahoo News.

Link

shiat just got serious.

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: I started a new color for people today. I call it, Hater Yellow. There are a lot of people in Hater Yellow now. Because some of you motherf*ckers are serious haters. Now everybody stop having fun.


What "serious hater" colors may look like.

/Luv this thread.

For those that are truly dead inside:

IF WE ARE UNABLE TO MAKE THE ACTUAL TRANS AM HAPPEN, THE MONEY WILL GO TO CHARITY,

and we'll buy and ship Uncle Joe a toy Trans Am, will that satisfy the "Under $20" policy?

Heh, which cheeky farker was this?

Paul Ryan
12 minutes ago $5 - Knowledge

So the drive is at 4%. Now is that a real 4%? Or is that a Democrat 4% (16.87%) or a Republican 4% (0.2%)?

I can't keep the different scaling factors straight.

This idea makes me happy.

I_Love_Cheesecake: I am on Twitter and this thing is already out there:

onlyfunstuff @onlyfunstuff
I think we should get the internet to buy Biden a Trans Am (Update: donation link now LIVE) [Cool]: [link] [... http://bit.ly/UQABZZ

Jeremy Brady @saywha
Vice President Jo Biden needs a Trans Am. Fund this malarky http://www.indiegogo.com/BidensTransAm?contribution_success=true&pledg e_id=1232338 ... #obama

Bob Babcock @Ashyukun
ROTFL aaand this is one of the reasons I love the internets (and Fark as well)... :-D Buy Joe Biden a Classic Trans Am- http://www.fark.com/go/7378216

Alex Quigley @alexquigley
Via @fark: let's buy Joe Biden a sweet Trans Am. http://www.indiegogo.com/BidensTransAm

Conor Hale @ConorHale
The Internet is chipping in to buy VP Joe Biden a vintage Pontiac Trans Am: http://www.indiegogo.com/BidensTransAm #MemesDoComeTrue

This is so awesome.

If Colbert gets wind of this...so many heads on Fark will asplode.

Welp, I just popped five bucks in this bad mutha. Looks like I'm eating dogfood again tonight.

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: Why all the anger? It's a fun idea. If you like Joe, there's no reason not to have some fun. If it bothers you so much, start your own donation page to buy Romney a f*cking personality or something.

How about a box of dildos?

Got to hand this one to Obama. He's finally made it "cool" to buy a car for an old rich white guy.

Ricardo Klement: extroverted_suicide: RichieLaw: I need a name for Joe Biden's trans am.>

VEEPEEN

coeyagi: So go ahead, reward a first class jerk who impressed only the far left base and alienated everyone else a prize for making you feel better.

Aw, sorry you feel left out. Maybe if we have any leftover cash we can get Ryan a new Big Wheel.

if its a trans am with the screaming chicken hood decal call it "General Joes Chicken"

abhorrent1: While I find this kind of amusing, You people suck balls.
The rescue I work with has a Indiegogo campaing set up for a puppy that really needs help. And you'd rather give your money to buy this tool a car rather than help someone that really needs it. This dog will bring more joy in it's short life then this douche-nozzel could ever dream of. You're all a bunch of farking farks.

this just in: Michael Vick rescued your puppy. Now have some fun, dammit.

wxboy: ferretman: Let me see if I understand this....the 99% wants to buy a 1%er a Trans-Am?

Apparently you don't fully understand.

The butthurt about this is even stranger than the idea itself.

Cyclometh: PallMall: subby, you're an absolute moron.

/that is all.

I gotta be honest- the awesomeness of the idea is only going to be made better by the awesomeness of pissing off so many right-wing trolls here on Fark.

Your tears are delicious, PallMall.

I think proctologists should sponsor us for TotalFark membership because of all the new business they'll be getting from this thread.

abhorrent1: While I find this kind of amusing, You people suck balls.
The rescue I work with has a Indiegogo campaing set up for a puppy that really needs help. And you'd rather give your money to buy this tool a car rather than help someone that really needs it. This dog will bring more joy in it's short life then this douche-nozzel could ever dream of. You're all a bunch of farking farks.

So you let everyone know about this fund, right? Everyone here has seen it and dismissed it of hand, right?

Maybe if you weren't such an ass about it more people would contribute.

/Throw's a $5 towards it anyways.
//Because fark you.

abhorrent1: While I find this kind of amusing, You people suck balls.
The rescue I work with has a Indiegogo campaing set up for a puppy that really needs help. And you'd rather give your money to buy this tool a car rather than help someone that really needs it. This dog will bring more joy in it's short life then this douche-nozzel could ever dream of. You're all a bunch of farking farks.

I know that feel bro, one time my little sister got two scoops of rocky road when I only got one!!

Anyone want to go in on a gimp suit for Paul Ryan?

garkola: Why are you going to buy a millionaire a used car?

@$640

This is so funny. This will become my second favorite next to Rickrolling Citi Field.

dualplains: TaterTot_HotDish: SmellsLikePoo: Anyone want to clue-in a person who didn't catch the debate?

Link

[o.onionstatic.com image 600x400]

Is it just me, or is that REALLY well shopped?

yeah, except for the lack of neck.

Then again...if you're driving a Trans Am...the chances of you sans neck are pretty high.

WTF_Are_You_Looking_At: I think we should get the internet to buy Biden a Trans Am
Subby
You want a bunch of poor people to buy a millionaire a classic sport car?
What a dumbass idea.

Whoosh. That's why this idea is brilliant. It shows our complete disregard for reality. But please send your $5 to Komen because apparently there are still eight or nine people in the US who are not yet "aware" of breast cancer.

h0lmesdaddy: Vanity Plate: "This Big"

BIGFNDL

This is what Al Gore had in mind when he invented the Internet.

Any opinion on loading it up with bumper stickers first? Like a bizarro version of the rusted out teabagger pickups i see on the road all the time?

Wouldn't mind slapping one of these on it.