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2012-10-12 06:32:34 PM

Kit Fister: Cyclometh: $2855... this is amazing.

The sad thing about this is that people on here will do threads like this to buy Biden a TA, but will they give to Cancer, AIDS, or any other charity? No. But yes, of course, Biden needs a TA.


It's creative is what it is. Trying to find the downside to this is just plain old douchebaggery, my friend.
 
2012-10-12 06:32:47 PM

Kit Fister: Cyclometh: $2855... this is amazing.

The sad thing about this is that people on here will do threads like this to buy Biden a TA, but will they give to Cancer, AIDS, or any other charity? No. But yes, of course, Biden needs a TA.


Don't troll me, bro.
 
2012-10-12 06:32:51 PM

Kit Fister: Cyclometh: $2855... this is amazing.

The sad thing about this is that people on here will do threads like this to buy Biden a TA, but will they give to Cancer, AIDS, or any other charity? No. But yes, of course, Biden needs a TA.


You guys are getting pretty tiresome. RTFA. BBHI is benefiting from this. And I give plenty of money to other charities too, farkwad.
 
2012-10-12 06:34:05 PM

NobleHam: hillbillypharmacist: blacknite: maybe someone should tell the dude from the oatmeal. he has a way of getting money raised.

Can Quakers use the internet? I thought it was, like, forbidden for them.

You're thinking of the Amish. And the other oatmeal.


I can assure you that we're online.
 
2012-10-12 06:34:36 PM

Twice Banned: It's a good thing you guys believe in charity, Biden doesn't.


Maybe he should start a charity for cure butthurt.
 
2012-10-12 06:35:17 PM

Twice Banned: [i.imgur.com image 850x689] 
Forbes

It's a good thing you guys believe in charity, Biden doesn't.


Yeah, he doesn't believe in it so much that he and his wife started one.
 
2012-10-12 06:35:46 PM

Leeds: NobleHam: hillbillypharmacist: blacknite: maybe someone should tell the dude from the oatmeal. he has a way of getting money raised.

Can Quakers use the internet? I thought it was, like, forbidden for them.

You're thinking of the Amish. And the other oatmeal.

I can assure you that we're online.


Next thing you will tell me is that they have the internet on computers now
 
2012-10-12 06:35:50 PM

Twice Banned: It's a good thing you guys believe in charity, Biden doesn't.


See, another poster favorited with urine yellow 3.

Have you noticed the total for charity is already $3,000 in less than 12 hours? Of course you did and you hate it.
 
2012-10-12 06:35:52 PM
almost $3K!
 
2012-10-12 06:37:04 PM

dameron: Twice Banned: It's a good thing you guys believe in charity, Biden doesn't.

Maybe he should start a charity for cure butthurt.


I have no but hurt. I just think it's funny you guys have almost raised as much in a few hours as Biden donates in one year. With over $300k in income.
 
2012-10-12 06:37:11 PM
If Joe Biden has his picture taken with the Trans Am before its sold for charity I will devote my life for Biden 2016 if he runs. No joke.
Legendary thread is Legendary. This is up there with the balls stuck in the chair thread.
 
2012-10-12 06:37:51 PM
as we approach 3K, I just want to say to all those that have to make this about their political affiliation and not about just doing something awesome for charity...


images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-10-12 06:38:22 PM

Perez Hilton: Twice Banned: It's a good thing you guys believe in charity, Biden doesn't.

See, another poster favorited with urine yellow 3.

Have you noticed the total for charity is already $3,000 in less than 12 hours? Of course you did and you hate it.


Biden is the one who will take offense. How will he answer when someone says "some people on the internet raised more money as a joke then you donated in one year. "
 
2012-10-12 06:39:20 PM
and $20 more...

I really want to see it get to $3K before I leave work.
 
2012-10-12 06:39:42 PM

FinFangFark: as we approach 3K, I just want to say to all those that have to make this about their political affiliation and not about just doing something awesome for charity...


[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 400x300]


Hopefully Biden will donate. It looks like he has trouble finding worthwhile causes. WIth his $5k in donations last year.
 
2012-10-12 06:39:44 PM

Twice Banned: dameron: Twice Banned: It's a good thing you guys believe in charity, Biden doesn't.

Maybe he should start a charity for cure butthurt.

I have no but hurt. I just think it's funny you guys have almost raised as much in a few hours as Biden donates in one year. With over $300k in income.


Then what are you doing here posting? Going to make us all feel guilty for raising money for charity by making a spot of fun about Biden being portrayed as a normal, beer-swilling dude with a Trans Am?

/lighten up francis
 
2012-10-12 06:39:52 PM

Twice Banned: dameron: Twice Banned: It's a good thing you guys believe in charity, Biden doesn't.

Maybe he should start a charity for cure butthurt.

I have no but hurt. I just think it's funny you guys have almost raised as much in a few hours as Biden donates in one year. With over $300k in income.


In aggregate, so do we. Heck, we're probably an aggregate millionaire. $3k is a pretty paltry sum for all of us. If anything, we're giving less of our collective wealth to these charities than Biden. We aren't that charitable either, it seems.
 
2012-10-12 06:39:55 PM

NobleHam: Kit Fister: Cyclometh: $2855... this is amazing.

The sad thing about this is that people on here will do threads like this to buy Biden a TA, but will they give to Cancer, AIDS, or any other charity? No. But yes, of course, Biden needs a TA.

You guys are getting pretty tiresome. RTFA. BBHI is benefiting from this. And I give plenty of money to other charities too, farkwad.


Right, and my point was that we do threads like this for Biden and such, but never for other charities, aids-infected twice excreted syphalletic afterbirth.

That said, giving $20 because some of it's going to WWP.

/still would like to see The Power Of Fark™ focused on more charities...
 
2012-10-12 06:41:10 PM

Twice Banned: Biden is the one who will take offense. How will he answer when someone says "some people on the internet raised more money as a joke then you donated in one year. "


He'd probably say, "Which is a fraction of what I spent on mine and my wife's charitable foundation and then didn't claim as a tax deduction because I didn't want to be a greedy prick."
 
2012-10-12 06:41:29 PM

Twice Banned: Perez Hilton: Twice Banned: It's a good thing you guys believe in charity, Biden doesn't.

See, another poster favorited with urine yellow 3.

Have you noticed the total for charity is already $3,000 in less than 12 hours? Of course you did and you hate it.

Biden is the one who will take offense. How will he answer when someone says "some people on the internet raised more money as a joke then you donated in one year. "


hmmm... a lifetime of service to the American people and his wife started a charity of her own?

Why am I even bothering it's not like you will listen to me, there is nothing I could say in any conceivable universe to change your mind, you hate Biden and you already have your mind made up.

Oh, and you are humorless.
 
2012-10-12 06:41:29 PM

Kit Fister: Cyclometh: $2855... this is amazing.

The sad thing about this is that people on here will do threads like this to buy Biden a TA, but will they give to Cancer, AIDS, or any other charity? No. But yes, of course, Biden needs a TA.


Why would I give to Cancer? I hate Cancer! Let Cancer buy its own damned car.

I like Joe Biden though. He makes me laugh.

/AIDS, not so much
//OK, sometimes...
 
2012-10-12 06:42:11 PM

nvmac: Twice Banned: dameron: Twice Banned: It's a good thing you guys believe in charity, Biden doesn't.

Maybe he should start a charity for cure butthurt.

I have no but hurt. I just think it's funny you guys have almost raised as much in a few hours as Biden donates in one year. With over $300k in income.

Then what are you doing here posting? Going to make us all feel guilty for raising money for charity by making a spot of fun about Biden being portrayed as a normal, beer-swilling dude with a Trans Am?

/lighten up francis


No RAISE MONEY! People need it. And Biden needs to be shown up. Then maybe he'll actually donate money himself -- the ¢heap bastard.
 
2012-10-12 06:42:24 PM
There be a whole lotta mad in this thread.
 
2012-10-12 06:42:41 PM

KarmaSpork: Cyclometh...is that you on the audio track?

Just... wow.

/that voice could melt the panties off a girl


Can I put this up yet?
 
2012-10-12 06:42:57 PM
$2975!!!
 
2012-10-12 06:43:26 PM

Kit Fister: NobleHam: Kit Fister: Cyclometh: $2855... this is amazing.

The sad thing about this is that people on here will do threads like this to buy Biden a TA, but will they give to Cancer, AIDS, or any other charity? No. But yes, of course, Biden needs a TA.

You guys are getting pretty tiresome. RTFA. BBHI is benefiting from this. And I give plenty of money to other charities too, farkwad.

Right, and my point was that we do threads like this for Biden and such, but never for other charities, aids-infected twice excreted syphalletic afterbirth.

That said, giving $20 because some of it's going to WWP.

/still would like to see The Power Of Fark™ focused on more charities...


There are charity threads all the time around here, although they're usually more narrowly focused, such as donating money to a Farker's or Farker's friend's medical bills, etc.
 
2012-10-12 06:43:35 PM

Kit Fister: NobleHam: Kit Fister: Cyclometh: $2855... this is amazing.

The sad thing about this is that people on here will do threads like this to buy Biden a TA, but will they give to Cancer, AIDS, or any other charity? No. But yes, of course, Biden needs a TA.

You guys are getting pretty tiresome. RTFA. BBHI is benefiting from this. And I give plenty of money to other charities too, farkwad.

Right, and my point was that we do threads like this for Biden and such, but never for other charities, aids-infected twice excreted syphalletic afterbirth.

That said, giving $20 because some of it's going to WWP.

/still would like to see The Power Of Fark™ focused on more charities...


Hop to it. Nobody's stopping you from spearheading it. Somebody had a funny idea and ran with it. We all joined in.

I'm serious. I can give more. Come up with something clever and see where it leads.
 
2012-10-12 06:43:57 PM

RichieLaw: KarmaSpork: Cyclometh...is that you on the audio track?

Just... wow.

/that voice could melt the panties off a girl

Can I put this up yet?


Coeyagi is working on a video version, haven't seen it yet.
 
2012-10-12 06:45:03 PM

OceanVortex: $6 MORE 'TILL WE HIT 10%!


Don't forget Indiegogo gets 9%.
 
2012-10-12 06:45:14 PM
Chalk up $5 from the Zot. This is what the Internet is for.

imageshack.us
 
2012-10-12 06:45:23 PM
Been following all day - donated $20!
 
2012-10-12 06:46:09 PM

perilsensitive: Been following all day - donated $20!


Thanks!
 
2012-10-12 06:46:26 PM

TaterTot_HotDish: Twice Banned: Perez Hilton: Twice Banned: It's a good thing you guys believe in charity, Biden doesn't.

See, another poster favorited with urine yellow 3.

Have you noticed the total for charity is already $3,000 in less than 12 hours? Of course you did and you hate it.

Biden is the one who will take offense. How will he answer when someone says "some people on the internet raised more money as a joke then you donated in one year. "

hmmm... a lifetime of service to the American people and his wife started a charity of her own?

Why am I even bothering it's not like you will listen to me, there is nothing I could say in any conceivable universe to change your mind, you hate Biden and you already have your mind made up.

Oh, and you are humorless.


Humorless?! NO, I think it's absolutely hilarious that you raise money in the name of a man who won't donate his own money. The irony! It's Hilarious!.
 
2012-10-12 06:46:39 PM

Iceman_Cometh: OceanVortex: $6 MORE 'TILL WE HIT 10%!

Don't forget Indiegogo gets 9%.


Oh noes! They get 9% and we've only raised 10%? That's like...carry the one...90% of the money!!!

/not serious ;)
 
2012-10-12 06:47:15 PM

Twice Banned: nvmac: Twice Banned: dameron: Twice Banned: It's a good thing you guys believe in charity, Biden doesn't.

Maybe he should start a charity for cure butthurt.

I have no but hurt. I just think it's funny you guys have almost raised as much in a few hours as Biden donates in one year. With over $300k in income.

Then what are you doing here posting? Going to make us all feel guilty for raising money for charity by making a spot of fun about Biden being portrayed as a normal, beer-swilling dude with a Trans Am?

/lighten up francis

No RAISE MONEY! People need it. And Biden needs to be shown up. Then maybe he'll actually donate money himself -- the ¢heap bastard.


I'm hoping he'll sign the hood and there are other suggestions that a Veteran could drive it to the White House, or his residence, or to BBHI or something . The more valuable we can make the vehicle for auction, the better. Couple of picks / video of him revving the engine, etc. Anything is possible, right? 

Aunt died of cancer and so did my sister-in-law.
 
2012-10-12 06:47:29 PM
So this is what success looks like... (first page of results)

i1273.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-12 06:48:00 PM
I'm in for $5. Now at $2990 . . .
 
2012-10-12 06:48:06 PM
OK, put my $25 in.
 
2012-10-12 06:48:21 PM
Just passed $3000!
 
2012-10-12 06:48:22 PM
Let's be honest for a moment here on Fark, not the way Paul Ryan - in his closing debate statement considers "honest" - let's be Joe Biden honest,. The total for charity is now $3,000. I can't hear what you are saying would you please repeat that?

upload.wikimedia.org 

Thank you.
 
2012-10-12 06:48:48 PM

Cpl.D: Twice Banned: Biden is the one who will take offense. How will he answer when someone says "some people on the internet raised more money as a joke then you donated in one year. "

He'd probably say, "Which is a fraction of what I spent on mine and my wife's charitable foundation and then didn't claim as a tax deduction because I didn't want to be a greedy prick."


Wishful thinking, man. He's a cheap mother farker who needs to be called out for the piece of white trash that he is. Oh yea, a Trans-Am - PERFECT!
 
2012-10-12 06:48:53 PM

Twice Banned: TaterTot_HotDish: Twice Banned: Perez Hilton: Twice Banned: It's a good thing you guys believe in charity, Biden doesn't.

See, another poster favorited with urine yellow 3.

Have you noticed the total for charity is already $3,000 in less than 12 hours? Of course you did and you hate it.

Biden is the one who will take offense. How will he answer when someone says "some people on the internet raised more money as a joke then you donated in one year. "

hmmm... a lifetime of service to the American people and his wife started a charity of her own?

Why am I even bothering it's not like you will listen to me, there is nothing I could say in any conceivable universe to change your mind, you hate Biden and you already have your mind made up.

Oh, and you are humorless.

Humorless?! NO, I think it's absolutely hilarious that you raise money in the name of a man who won't donate his own money. The irony! It's Hilarious!.


Hmm... Sounds like you don't understand irony. Or what it means to run your own charity. Or that some people don't deduct all of the charitable contributions they make in a year on their tax form. You aren't required to claim them, you know...

/never claim any charity I give
//our country is broke enough
 
2012-10-12 06:49:07 PM
Three grand!
 
2012-10-12 06:49:09 PM
$3000!!! OH YEA!!! #givejoethebird
 
2012-10-12 06:49:26 PM
I only wish that there would be a camera present when one of Biden's aides comes over to him with a smart phone or an iPad and says, "Have you seen this?". I have a feeling it would be a pretty good reaction.
 
2012-10-12 06:49:48 PM

Kit Fister: Cyclometh: $2855... this is amazing.

The sad thing about this is that people on here will do threads like this to buy Biden a TA, but will they give to Cancer, AIDS, or any other charity? No. But yes, of course, Biden needs a TA.


another one who needs to RTFT.

How the FARK do you know how many hours, dollars and platelet donations I manage a year anyway?


Or, when you rack up 120+ hours a year for Habitat for Humanity, give generously to the American Cancer Society, Children's Home (time and cash there for me), Red Cross (cash and platelets 3X a month), March of Dimes, Easter Seals (time and money) and the other six or so humanitarian things I do every month, every week, all year for the last 25+ years, and provide PROOF, because I CAN, you can threadshiat with your drivel all you want, Until then STFU and GTFO. I'll give MY goddamn money to anything or anyone I want. If it doesn't meet YOUR tiny penis' needs, well too farkin bad.
 
2012-10-12 06:49:53 PM

Charities that will benefit from the:

Biden Breast Health Initiative

Doctors Without Borders

the Wounded Warrior Project

and GLAAD


Media sites this has been mentioned on:
Yahoo.com
Gothamist
Jalopnik.com


PERTINENT LINKS:

GiveJoeTheBird.com

on Facebook

on Twitter
GiveJoeTheBird and
href="https://twitter.com/JoeBidensTransA">JoeBidensTransAm


TOTAL THUS FAR: $3,015
 
2012-10-12 06:49:58 PM

Iceman_Cometh: OceanVortex: $6 MORE 'TILL WE HIT 10%!

Don't forget Indiegogo gets 9%.


If they can be trusted to handle all the record keeping properly and act as responsible fiduciary agents, they're earning it.
 
2012-10-12 06:50:04 PM

Twice Banned: Cpl.D: Twice Banned: Biden is the one who will take offense. How will he answer when someone says "some people on the internet raised more money as a joke then you donated in one year. "

He'd probably say, "Which is a fraction of what I spent on mine and my wife's charitable foundation and then didn't claim as a tax deduction because I didn't want to be a greedy prick."

Wishful thinking, man. He's a cheap mother farker who needs to be called out for the piece of white trash that he is. Oh yea, a Trans-Am - PERFECT!


You're not even trying to hide it anymore. Good run though.
 
2012-10-12 06:50:20 PM
fark it. Just did another $10 to get us to $3000
 
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