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2012-10-12 04:26:01 PM
 
2012-10-12 04:26:05 PM

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: rjucksch: As can be expected, the comments on the Yahoo article are dripping with derp.

They're amazing. Yahoo must be where all the right-wing haters go to get their news.


My favorite was the one about Farkers being retarded for buying him a gas guzzler.

C'mon people...REALLY?

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-12 04:26:25 PM

HST's Dead Carcass: I'm pretty sure Biden will get a kick out of this when he hears about it. He'll most likely graciously ask the money be sent directly to the Charities instead of buying a car to give him, the auction off, but in the end, no matter what, it's going for a good cause. You have my $5... and my axe... and my bow...


Meanwhile some poor schmoe trying to sell his Trans Am has to go hungry or miss his rent payment? Let's spread it all around. In the karmic sense of things, the greatest good we do today could be paying someone for a used car. Who knows?
 
2012-10-12 04:26:46 PM

sethen320: Shakin_Haitian: crab66: Glenford: Holy shiat, the comments in the Yahoo article make our resident trolls/doucehbags/haters look like farking geniuses.

I have learned that Yahoo has become pretty much the worst place on the internet.

They make youtube commenters look downright refined and intelligent.

Not possible.


Go. Read. And forget that you were ever sane.
 
2012-10-12 04:27:00 PM
i449.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-12 04:27:03 PM

sethen320: Shakin_Haitian: crab66: Glenford: Holy shiat, the comments in the Yahoo article make our resident trolls/doucehbags/haters look like farking geniuses.

I have learned that Yahoo has become pretty much the worst place on the internet.

They make youtube commenters look downright refined and intelligent.

Not possible.


Oh yeah?

Let's raise money to buty him a 1 way ticket to Poland !

buy him a hearse..and make sure he is in it...in a coffin!!

Obamaphone, Obamacar

better the ignorance of american fools end soon then be slaves of jews

They ought to buy "Uncle Joe" a room in a home funded by Obamacare


And those are just from the first page.
 
2012-10-12 04:27:09 PM
Shakin_Haitian wrote back:

Here ya go. Go find one that'll help you, instead of crying on fark about it. They can't help you if they don't know you exist.

The useful options in that Google link you posted point to charities for children in Wisconsin. Even adding "Kentucky" to the search doesn't help much: besides "for children" there's a link to a group providing dental care for survivors of domestic abuse, another category I don't fall in.

Like I said, if there was a charity out there that would help ME with MY dental problems I wouldn't be bothering with this. There probably is a solution I don't know about, but you haven't found it for me. Sorry.

In another thread I demonstared my ability to Google up something a kid in Bumfark, North Dakota can do instead of shooting himself in class; you might as well assume I could find help for myself if it were so easily done on the Intert00bs.

Maybe y'all should ask Biden what he thinks. You know, something like "Should we buy you a Trans Am or get this guy some (much cheaper) dental work?"

And there's no need for an either/or, really: y'all can buy him a Trans Am AND get me some teeth.

I'd only need about $2000. And I'm okay with taking the bus for the rest of my life.
 
2012-10-12 04:27:15 PM

RichieLaw: retarded: There is an unnecessary comma in the first paragraph in between his and Bird:

how sweet his,"Bird" was,

And an unnecessary apostrophe here, should just be memes:

one of the internet's favorite political meme's

Also, this semi-colon could probably be a comma instead:

(we are the internet after all);

/In for twenty bucks
//behold the power of Fark©

Thanks! Fixed! Difficult to get this right while also attempting to get my work done.


No worries, good luck on the interview and watch out for the gotcha journalism and stuff.
 
2012-10-12 04:27:19 PM

coeyagi: Ok, good news and bad news. I am leaving work now and so is the sister working on the vid. We have all the stills we need, but we have this "thing" we have to go to for work. We'll try to finish it up tonight, but no promises. Will post link to youtube in this thread, so check back and Ctrl+F for coeyagi on each page I guess.


You can also link it via FB page (upon request if you'd prefer)
 
2012-10-12 04:27:23 PM
I'm in for a few bills.

/bet it will hit 10K by the end of the weekend.
 
2012-10-12 04:27:48 PM

crab66: damianjames: The only things that idiot could do was shrug his shoulders and "huh..." a lot. Lost all respect for him.

Ryan? Yeah.


Ryan? No respect to lose.
 
2012-10-12 04:27:51 PM

The Southern Dandy: Vanity plate:

BGFKNDL


How about:

MLARKEY
 
2012-10-12 04:28:38 PM
Richielaw has officially reached legendary status.

(golf clap)
 
2012-10-12 04:28:46 PM

Glenford: buy him a hearse..and make sure he is in it...in a coffin!!


I don't get it.

BECAUSE HE'S DEAD!

Oh, so you're saying he'd be dead in the coffin, in the hearse. Okay. I get it now. Thank's for explaining.
 
2012-10-12 04:29:08 PM

HST's Dead Carcass: Number 1 Result for Google: Joe Biden Trans Am


Keep it up, Farkers!
 
2012-10-12 04:29:12 PM
Oh man, this is too much fun.
 
2012-10-12 04:29:21 PM
ok who donated $2?
 
2012-10-12 04:30:10 PM
"Kim Kardashian Live" just tweeted the story, shait is officially on!
 
2012-10-12 04:30:24 PM

Nezorf: TetrisBlock: Nezort: Also Joe Biden is another typical politician who rarely makes any significant charitable contributions of his own accord and with his own money.

As a former Delawarean, fark YOU. Joe Biden doesn't make significant charitable contributions with his own money because the dude barely has any money at all. He's been a long-term Senator from Delaware, where damn-near every corporation and bank in the world is located, and his net worth is about $250k. Read that again: $250k. Dude lives in Wilmington, and took the train to DC in the morning for his senate gig. This is a guy that could easily be living the high life, underwritten by any one of thousands of deeply cash-laden corporations that agree with him, but that's not how he rolls.

I wish more people knew about the real Joe Biden. He's a stand-up motherfarker. Do not farking dismiss Joe farking Biden. He's been doing good work for the people for over 30 years, and he's not a rich man for it. 

FYI: misquote
You wanted to quote
GT_bike:


Dammit! Sorry, man.
 
2012-10-12 04:30:32 PM

CptnSpldng: Meanwhile some poor schmoe trying to sell his Trans Am has to go hungry or miss his rent payment? Let's spread it all around. In the karmic sense of things, the greatest good we do today could be paying someone for a used car. Who knows?


Sure, sounds good to me. Help find the perfect car for Smokin' Joe. Look on Cars.com for Owner Sale (not dealer sale) and see what you find.
 
2012-10-12 04:30:53 PM
The One True TheDavid:

For fark's sake, just shut up already. Goddamn.
 
2012-10-12 04:30:56 PM

rjucksch: "Kim Kardashian Live" just tweeted the story, shait is officially on!


Christ almighty, we have reached demigod status.
 
2012-10-12 04:31:05 PM

rjucksch: "Kim Kardashian Live" just tweeted the story, shait is officially on!


No way. Seriously?
 
2012-10-12 04:31:11 PM

JusticeandIndependence: ok who donated $2?


I just noticed that, too.
 
2012-10-12 04:31:50 PM

sethen320: Not possible.


I've given up trying to counter the derp. Like Yahoo's email service, the news over there is totally batshiat insane.
 
2012-10-12 04:32:05 PM

Hack Patooey: JusticeandIndependence: ok who donated $2?

I just noticed that, too.


Is that we everyone is giving that "who farted ya'll?" face?
 
2012-10-12 04:32:24 PM
In for $5 - Ill pay for TF for a month for anyone who puts $100 in (and can prove it)
 
2012-10-12 04:32:42 PM
The best thing in the world Romney can do is to donate $10,000 to this. He would totally steal this.
 
2012-10-12 04:32:42 PM

uber humper:

You misunderstand, moron, I think this is wonderful.

Retarded for saying wait 90 days? That's not retarded, that's how it should be handled. In just a little more than 90 days, there is a good change he will not be employed by the government. He can't receive the gift while employed by the government. If they are reelected, give it to charity.


No, I totally got your intent, jackass, hence the "retarded" tag.


"clicks on Ignore User for the 15th time in this thread" 
 
2012-10-12 04:32:45 PM
Does every stupid meme have to become a real-life thing? If you think this is epic or random or whatever then go back to reddit and stay there.
 
2012-10-12 04:32:58 PM

Bontesla: PallMall: http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/joe-biden-fans-raising-money-buy- vp-trans-192630243.html

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/10/12/1143759/-Help-Give-Joe-The-B i rd

http://insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=278518

http://www.blast-o-rama.com/2012/10/12/vp-joe-biden-has-a-kick-ass-tr a ns-am-for-real-and-for-charity/

http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/2012/10/somebody-wants-you-to-help-b u y-a-trans-am-for-joe-biden/

The day Fark made the news?


I'm sure Fark has had a few of those days.
 
2012-10-12 04:33:03 PM
This is just the sort of thing that could turn the "Biden Bounce" into the "Biden Bump and Grind".

This could seriously affect the outcome of the election. I hope RichieLaw remembers us when he gets his ambassadorship to Slovenia.
 
2012-10-12 04:33:24 PM
Its hit Jalopnik!

http://jalopnik.com/5951351/some-people-on-the-internet-are-trying-to - buy-a-trans-am-for-joe-biden
 
2012-10-12 04:33:38 PM
www.ridelust.com

Who I imagine the haters in this thread to be.
 
2012-10-12 04:34:08 PM

Internet Meme Rogers: The One True TheDavid:

For fark's sake, just shut up already. Goddamn.


Yeah, farking fark.
 
2012-10-12 04:34:24 PM
This is the most awesome thing I've seen on the Internet since we Rickrolled the Mets.

I LOVE YOU, INTERNET!!!

*dry-humps laptop*
 
2012-10-12 04:34:29 PM

Bontesla: rjucksch: "Kim Kardashian Live" just tweeted the story, shait is officially on!

No way. Seriously?


That's not THE Kim Kardashian, merely a fan. However, it will sure to be re-tweeted by other KK fans, and so on...

I notice that both Katy Perry and Bieber fans on Twitter are picking up the story, too.

It's all good.
 
2012-10-12 04:34:35 PM

vernonFL: [www.ridelust.com image 640x346]

Who I imagine the haters in this thread to be.


THEM DAMN DUKE BOYS!
 
2012-10-12 04:34:41 PM
This thread makes me all tingly in my nether region.

Down for a 10 spot.
 
2012-10-12 04:35:00 PM

The One True TheDavid: Shakin_Haitian wrote back:

Here ya go. Go find one that'll help you, instead of crying on fark about it. They can't help you if they don't know you exist.

The useful options in that Google link you posted point to charities for children in Wisconsin. Even adding "Kentucky" to the search doesn't help much: besides "for children" there's a link to a group providing dental care for survivors of domestic abuse, another category I don't fall in.

Like I said, if there was a charity out there that would help ME with MY dental problems I wouldn't be bothering with this. There probably is a solution I don't know about, but you haven't found it for me. Sorry.

In another thread I demonstared my ability to Google up something a kid in Bumfark, North Dakota can do instead of shooting himself in class; you might as well assume I could find help for myself if it were so easily done on the Intert00bs.

Maybe y'all should ask Biden what he thinks. You know, something like "Should we buy you a Trans Am or get this guy some (much cheaper) dental work?"

And there's no need for an either/or, really: y'all can buy him a Trans Am AND get me some teeth.

I'd only need about $2000. And I'm okay with taking the bus for the rest of my life.


So what you're saying is that you want someone else to do the work of finding a charity that'll help you? Go to a local community center or church. Not everything is on the internet.

On a side note, has anyone posted a link to slashdot? I think they're still pretty active.
 
2012-10-12 04:35:24 PM

I_Love_Cheesecake: Bontesla: rjucksch: "Kim Kardashian Live" just tweeted the story, shait is officially on!

No way. Seriously?

That's not THE Kim Kardashian, merely a fan. However, it will sure to be re-tweeted by other KK fans, and so on...

I notice that both Katy Perry and Bieber fans on Twitter are picking up the story, too.

It's all good.


So, TMZ in 5...4...3...2...
 
2012-10-12 04:35:45 PM

assjuice: Does every stupid meme have to become a real-life thing? If you think this is epic or random or whatever then go back to reddit and stay there.


Your wayfarers are crooked.
 
2012-10-12 04:36:00 PM

FinFangFark: Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: rjucksch: As can be expected, the comments on the Yahoo article are dripping with derp.

They're amazing. Yahoo must be where all the right-wing haters go to get their news.

My favorite was the one about Farkers being retarded for buying him a gas guzzler.

C'mon people...REALLY?

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 636x477]


I accidentally 'funnied' you and I didn't mean to. Sorry. Sure you're a hoot, though!
 
2012-10-12 04:36:01 PM
I just got a third-party ping from the guy at Yahoo that wrote the article. I replied with generic "Yep, it was us", but with no details.. we'll see where it goes...
 
2012-10-12 04:36:11 PM

assjuice: Does every stupid meme have to become a real-life thing? If you think this is epic or random or whatever then go back to reddit and stay there.


"I was into meme's before they became meme's"

encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2012-10-12 04:36:11 PM

Ricardo Klement: The best thing in the world Romney can do is to donate $10,000 to this. He would totally steal this.


Seriously, that would be legendary!! Talk about dividing by zero. Peoples head would implode, not asplode. And that $10,000 would get more news coverage than the millions he's spent in advertising.

The only problem is it won't happen because of at least 1 charity involved: GLAAD. He couldn't risk his money going to that charity given his platform and religion.

But, totally one up every single person in America ever for Trolling.

Mr. Romney, we won't send your $10,000 to GLAAD if you donate it, we promise!
 
2012-10-12 04:36:17 PM
Just tweeted the Car Talk guys :)
 
2012-10-12 04:36:42 PM

Bontesla: I_Love_Cheesecake: Bontesla: rjucksch: "Kim Kardashian Live" just tweeted the story, shait is officially on!

No way. Seriously?

That's not THE Kim Kardashian, merely a fan. However, it will sure to be re-tweeted by other KK fans, and so on...

I notice that both Katy Perry and Bieber fans on Twitter are picking up the story, too.

It's all good.

So, TMZ in 5...4...3...2...


Good lord. Next thing you know we'll have Wolf Blitzer scrolling through a hologram of this Fark thread.
 
2012-10-12 04:36:47 PM
The charity description is a work of art.
 
2012-10-12 04:37:15 PM

ultraholland: Mercutio74: 8 track or GTFO.

nah dawg, Joe deserves an upgrade.


Joe doesn't want an upgrade. It's how he rolls.
 
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