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(Indiegogo)   I think we should get the internet to buy Biden a Trans Am (Update: donation link now LIVE)   ( indiegogo.com) divider line
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2012-10-12 03:21:57 PM  
I wish I had came in to this thread earlier to have gotten involved somehow - oh well, I'm in for a donation at least!
 
2012-10-12 03:22:09 PM  
Senator Biden, now Vice President Biden, has always been known for his fiery and passionate speech and mannerisms.

I thought everyone knew him best for his impeccable impersonations of Kayne West and The Joker.

In for $0 dollars and he can buy me a Trans Am, at least I've actually driven one regularly.
 
2012-10-12 03:22:19 PM  

GT_bike: maybe if everyone got all giddy and stupid about Big Bird too you all could donate to your local PBS station to save Sesame Street...instead of buying a Trans AM for a millionaire.


Biden is well-known as one of the poorest members of Congress:

What disturbs Garrett is how much debt the Bidens have, given their income and age. The vice-president is 69; his wife is 61. Because of their numerous loans, the couple have just $215,000 in net worth (their assets minus their debts).
 
2012-10-12 03:23:17 PM  
This idea makes me happy.

i171.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-12 03:23:22 PM  
I'm in for ten bucks.

The thing is, Joe, you gotta come pick me up at my house. And you gotta have Van Halen blasting on the tape deck. And when we drive past the drug store, it's gotta be just fast enough so it's not obvious you're checking them out, and just slow enough that you can yell "His name is TOWATCHOVERMEEEEE" as Eddie kicks into the solo on "Panama," Joe.

Afterwards, we'll go bowling. Ten pin, Joe, not this wussy five-pin stuff. And we can sit back and laugh about how Paul Ryan looks like Screech from Saved by the Bell ... and wonder if, when he's kicking himself for joining the ticket, he's wearing the same shoes he ran that sub-three hour marathon in.

Gonna be good times, Joe. Bring beer.
 
2012-10-12 03:23:31 PM  

RichieLaw: Bank info is now set up. Hopefully that will allow cards from other places....


Even if this doesn't ultimately fly, I suspect that you've earned highlighted text blocks on many a Farker's account today.
 
2012-10-12 03:23:41 PM  

TheChaosPath: I wish I had came in to this thread earlier to have gotten involved somehow - oh well, I'm in for a donation at least!


You still can! Tweet it. Keep the Reddit thread alive. Share the Facebook page.
 
2012-10-12 03:23:42 PM  
So the drive is at 4%. Now is that a real 4%? Or is that a Democrat 4% (16.87%) or a Republican 4% (0.2%)?

I can't keep the different scaling factors straight.
 
2012-10-12 03:23:51 PM  
Fark Joe Biden. If he wants a Trans Am, he can just order an illegal raid on somebody who has one, or ask his buddy Chris Dodd to donate one to his campaign.
 
2012-10-12 03:24:11 PM  

Critch: What the hell? The guy makes 250,000 a year. He can buy his OWN damn Trans Am.


You're tardy. Where's your note?
 
2012-10-12 03:24:36 PM  

CptnSpldng: RichieLaw: Bank info is now set up. Hopefully that will allow cards from other places....

Even if this doesn't ultimately fly, I suspect that you've earned highlighted text blocks on many a Farker's account today.


Definitely kudos to Richie for doing the heavy lifting on this. I'm just an idea man!
 
2012-10-12 03:24:56 PM  

Fluorescent Testicle: coeyagi: *favorited!* to Post-Libya Attack troll.

Indeed, our ignore lists shall dine and dine well this night.


Mine has become bloated and corpulent in the last hour alone.

profile.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2012-10-12 03:25:04 PM  
Every time a hater slags giving to charity, Joe gets a tallboy.
 
2012-10-12 03:25:36 PM  
I'll ask the wife if I can contribute later. I've spent a lot of money this week.
 
2012-10-12 03:25:43 PM  
I started a new color for people today. I call it, Hater Yellow. There are a lot of people in Hater Yellow now. Because some of you motherf*ckers are serious haters. Now everybody stop having fun.
 
2012-10-12 03:25:47 PM  

USA Prime Credit Peggy: You don't think the car will auction for more if it comes with a picture of Joe Biden shiatting into it first, and maybe even singing in it?


Misread that for ya.
 
2012-10-12 03:25:51 PM  

CptnSpldng: RichieLaw: Bank info is now set up. Hopefully that will allow cards from other places....

Even if this doesn't ultimately fly, I suspect that you've earned highlighted text blocks on many a Farker's account today.


Even if it doesn't result in a Trans Am or Biden all the cash will go to charity

"Flexible Funding campaign
This campaign will receive all of the funds contributed by Wed Nov 28 at 11:59PM PT."

The only thing that we can run into is if RichieLaw runs off with the $$ or indegogo shuts it down.
 
2012-10-12 03:26:32 PM  

FitzShivering: Contrary to popular belief, pulling in a quarter million a year does not make you the 1%.


True. It only makes you the 1.5%.
 
2012-10-12 03:26:45 PM  
Heh, which cheeky farker was this?

Paul Ryan
12 minutes ago $5 - Knowledge
 
2012-10-12 03:26:55 PM  
So much Conservatroll hate. It's perfect.
 
2012-10-12 03:27:04 PM  

WalMartian: Critch: What the hell? The guy makes 250,000 a year. He can buy his OWN damn Trans Am.

You're a tardy. Where's your note?


FTFY

Seriously people. read part of the thread and/or link first.
 
2012-10-12 03:27:08 PM  

Nezorf: CptnSpldng: RichieLaw: Bank info is now set up. Hopefully that will allow cards from other places....

Even if this doesn't ultimately fly, I suspect that you've earned highlighted text blocks on many a Farker's account today.

Even if it doesn't result in a Trans Am or Biden all the cash will go to charity

"Flexible Funding campaign
This campaign will receive all of the funds contributed by Wed Nov 28 at 11:59PM PT."

The only thing that we can run into is if RichieLaw runs off with the $$ or indegogo shuts it down.


I'm willing to risk ten bucks on a venture like this. Hell, I've already gotten more than my money's worth just in laughter.
 
2012-10-12 03:27:24 PM  

GT_bike: ...whatever it's fine it just made me cry a little for humanity not for the desire to help but that it took a meme to get people to wipe the cheetos off their fingers before they did anything for someone else.


Listen Debbie. I'm pretty certain you have no psychic powers, and have no clue how many hours a year I volunteer, how much of MY money I donate, or to which charities that goes. And I'm also pretty damn sure you don't know that about any of the other farkers here. So STFU and GTFO if all you're going to do is whine. Go "cry for humanity" in your own corner. And maybe throw 'em a few bucks while you're at it.

Welcome to favorited!.
 
2012-10-12 03:27:39 PM  

Nobodyn0se: Tosh


Since there's no one getting hit in the balls, I doubt Tosh would say anything about it. Besides, he knows his demo isn't the most politically educated or motivated...
 
2012-10-12 03:27:43 PM  

idesofmarch: Fark Joe Biden. If he wants a Trans Am, he can just order an illegal raid on somebody who has one, or ask his buddy Chris Dodd to donate one to his campaign.


Critch: What the hell? The guy makes 250,000 a year. He can buy his OWN damn Trans Am.


vernonFL: Have any Debbie Downers mentioned that Joe Biden can probably afford to buy his own classic Trans Am?


Only about 1000 times
 
2012-10-12 03:27:52 PM  

david_gaithersburg: Seeing articles from The Onion being used to steal money from progressive fascists, priceless.


and the right wants to support everything with charity...
 
2012-10-12 03:27:58 PM  

Modguy: So much Conservatroll hate. It's perfect.


I still fear Romney might win. Never underestimate the power of stupid.
 
2012-10-12 03:28:15 PM  

Cyclometh: I'm willing to risk ten bucks on a venture like this. Hell, I've already gotten more than my money's worth just in laughter.


I haven't done a bit of real, actual work since this started. So I've got that going for me, which is nice.
 
2012-10-12 03:28:35 PM  
Ok, maybe not stupid, but you get the idea.

/I have less and less love for right-wing politicians, anywhere
 
2012-10-12 03:28:36 PM  
in for $10
 
2012-10-12 03:29:04 PM  
$10,, donated..so Obama can win Pa.. book it done..

//Sister had a 79 Trans Am..Loved that car!
//CSB..
 
2012-10-12 03:29:06 PM  
Over a thousand dollars now...I don't know why people say the American voter is stupid...
 
2012-10-12 03:29:09 PM  
For those that are truly dead inside:

IF WE ARE UNABLE TO MAKE THE ACTUAL TRANS AM HAPPEN, THE MONEY WILL GO TO CHARITY,

and we'll buy and ship Uncle Joe a toy Trans Am, will that satisfy the "Under $20" policy?
 
2012-10-12 03:29:18 PM  
He can afford one himself. How about hitting me up with a TF? I'd only use it for the forces of good.
 
2012-10-12 03:29:37 PM  

david_gaithersburg: I love it when article from The Onion get passed off as real news.

Seeing articles from The Onion being used to steal money from progressive fascists, priceless.


I love that the Internet is so batshiat insane that it will see a fake news story and decide to retroactively desatirize it.
 
2012-10-12 03:29:42 PM  

Cyclometh: Every time a hater slags giving to charity, Joe gets a tallboy.


Everyone should give to charity, they just shouldn't do it to make The Joker look plausibly human. Though come to think of it, drunk and disorderly would explain why he tried to treat Ryan like Taylor Swift.
 
2012-10-12 03:29:54 PM  

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: I started a new color for people today. I call it, Hater Yellow. There are a lot of people in Hater Yellow now. Because some of you motherf*ckers are serious haters. Now everybody stop having fun.


www.damnyouautocorrect.com
What "serious hater" colors may look like.

/Luv this thread.
 
2012-10-12 03:30:27 PM  

CygnusDarius: Modguy: So much Conservatroll hate. It's perfect.

I still fear Romney might win. Never underestimate the power of stupid.


Regardless, the fact that THIS has got people into a frothy rage in light of last nights ass whooping, it's perfect.
 
2012-10-12 03:30:30 PM  

sex0r: Yes, let's contribute to buy a hack, millionaire politician, who gives less to charity than I do and who hasn't done an honest days work since he's been in any type of elected office, a TransAm.

Are you people farking retarded?


(Very NSFW)
What the hell do you have against fun?
(Very NSFW)
 
2012-10-12 03:30:37 PM  

david_gaithersburg: I love it when article from The Onion get passed off as real news.

Seeing articles from The Onion being used to steal money from progressive fascists, priceless.



You sound stupid.
 
2012-10-12 03:30:40 PM  

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: Cyclometh: I'm willing to risk ten bucks on a venture like this. Hell, I've already gotten more than my money's worth just in laughter.

I haven't done a bit of real, actual work since this started. So I've got that going for me, which is nice.


cdn.publishme.se
 
2012-10-12 03:31:02 PM  

ProfessorOhki: david_gaithersburg: I love it when article from The Onion get passed off as real news.

Seeing articles from The Onion being used to steal money from progressive fascists, priceless.

I love that the Internet is so batshiat insane that it will see a fake news story and decide to retroactively desatirize it.


Indeed. I love how this kind of thing just sort of... happens.
 
2012-10-12 03:31:31 PM  

choo: I'll gladly donate a few septims for the cause...for he is Bidenborn!


Didn't you use to be an adventurer?
 
2012-10-12 03:31:32 PM  

Nezorf: CptnSpldng: RichieLaw: Bank info is now set up. Hopefully that will allow cards from other places....

Even if this doesn't ultimately fly, I suspect that you've earned highlighted text blocks on many a Farker's account today.

Even if it doesn't result in a Trans Am or Biden all the cash will go to charity

"Flexible Funding campaign
This campaign will receive all of the funds contributed by Wed Nov 28 at 11:59PM PT."

The only thing that we can run into is if RichieLaw runs off with the $$ or indegogo shuts it down.


I'd make a joke here, but I am actually terrified that someone would think that and not donate.

/So no jokes.
 
2012-10-12 03:31:35 PM  

MoronLessOff: He can afford one himself. How about hitting me up with a TF? I'd only use it for the forces of good.


READ THE THREAD
READ THE LINK


Amazing....totally amazing...
 
2012-10-12 03:31:43 PM  

hdhale: Everyone should give to charity, they just shouldn't do it to make The Joker look plausibly human


So it's only a good idea to give to charity if it's a charity you support, or if it's done for reasons you support? Please be specific in your answer because I want to make sure I phrase my questions properly when I send you a Form Requesting Approval for Charitable Giving, which is going to be the name of the form I invent in order to standardize the approval process. I'm doing it to make your life easier, so you can thank me later. Hater.
 
2012-10-12 03:31:53 PM  
Good NEWS everybody.

We've found the perfect car for this a-hole:

imageshack.us

// Enjoy it Joe
 
2012-10-12 03:31:56 PM  

MoronLessOff: He can afford one himself. How about hitting me up with a TF? I'd only use it for the forces of good.


You DRTFA.
No TF for you.
 
2012-10-12 03:32:28 PM  
This is fantastically funny. I'm in for a few bucks and have put it up on my Facebook.
 
2012-10-12 03:32:29 PM  

Cyclometh: Audio:

Link


That's really good. Great work.

/loving this whole thing
 
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