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2012-10-13 01:20:26 AM

Hack Patooey: In for $5


Anyone who donates a nickle towards this shiat deserves to be drug through the streets naked behind the Trans Am while Betty White drives it to the farmers market.

Im amazed anyone can think of biden as anything besides the crotchy old fossil he came off as last night, he wasnt aggressive or pointing out policies he was acting like the boss who never listens but takes credit when things go right.

In short he was a douche and people who refuse to see that are farking retarded. Go read Foucalt, people need to see that can apply to either side not just right wing nut bags...........
 
2012-10-13 01:21:02 AM

rjucksch: BraveNewCheneyWorld: Because people who are suddenly motivated to donate to charity because it's mildly amusing in a round about way are the people who get it? Yeah, great that you're finally doing something, but if it's because this amuses you, you're really the one missing the point

You should start a charity to raise awareness for people tragically stranded atop high horses.


Methinks he's sitting backwards on that horse, with the pommel stuck up 'is arse...
 
2012-10-13 01:21:04 AM

Cyclometh: By the way- I'm usually quite snarky and can be a real jerk here on Fark- that's not who I really am in real life but I come here because I can hang around with other snarky jerks. Today, we've done something very cool and you've broken through my snarky jerk facade to expose the snarky jerk underneath.

In all seriousness, you're all awesome- thanks for making this happen!

/single manly tear


You're welcome, and pretty much the same for me here.

Completely unrelated topic, someone on reddit thinks that I'm you. And has been questioning other people in threads trying to figure out your Reddit handle, if you have one.
 
2012-10-13 01:22:00 AM
Has anyone looked this over yet? It's about gifts to the President, but I think we can safely assume it also applies to the VP.

Although the President, like all other federal officers and employees, is prohibited from receiving
personal gifts from foreign governments and foreign officials without the consent of Congress
(U.S. Const., art. I, §9, cl. 8), the President is generally free to accept unsolicited personal gifts
from the American public.
Most of the restrictions on federal officials accepting gifts from
"prohibited sources" (those doing business with, seeking action from, or regulated by one's
agency) are not applicable to the President of the United States (5 C.F.R. §2635.204(j)), although
the President may not solicit gifts from such sources. The President, in a similar manner as other
federal officials, may also receive unrestricted gifts from relatives and gifts that are given on the
basis of personal friendship. When personal gifts accepted by the President or his immediate
family exceed a certain amount, those gifts are required to be publicly disclosed in financial
disclosure reports filed annually by the President. 5 U.S.C. app., §§101(f)(1), 102(a)(2). The
President remains subject to the bribery and illegal gratuities law which prohibits the receipt of a
gift or of anything of value when that receipt, or the agreement to receive such thing of value, is
connected in some way to the performance (or nonperformance) of an official act.

I guess as long as we don't try to bribe Joe into preferential treatment of Farkers we should be golden.
 
2012-10-13 01:22:57 AM

steamingpile: Anyone who donates a nickle towards this shiat deserves to be drug through the streets naked behind the Trans Am while Betty White drives it to the farmers market.


Just to make sure we are clear. You are against donating to Biden Breast Health Initiative, Doctors Without Borders, the Wounded Warrior Project and GLAAD. Correct? Because that is where the money will eventually go to.
 
2012-10-13 01:23:00 AM

SuperTran: Cyclometh: By the way- I'm usually quite snarky and can be a real jerk here on Fark- that's not who I really am in real life but I come here because I can hang around with other snarky jerks. Today, we've done something very cool and you've broken through my snarky jerk facade to expose the snarky jerk underneath.

In all seriousness, you're all awesome- thanks for making this happen!

/single manly tear

You're welcome, and pretty much the same for me here.

Completely unrelated topic, someone on reddit thinks that I'm you. And has been questioning other people in threads trying to figure out your Reddit handle, if you have one.


lol, they have? My reddit handle is jimer_lins. I'm nobody special over there, I just do video tips on how to use Source Filmmaker and sometimes post in cat threads.
 
2012-10-13 01:23:51 AM

steamingpile: Hack Patooey: In for $5

Anyone who donates a nickle towards this shiat deserves to be drug through the streets naked behind the Trans Am while Betty White drives it to the farmers market.

Im amazed anyone can think of biden as anything besides the crotchy old fossil he came off as last night, he wasnt aggressive or pointing out policies he was acting like the boss who never listens but takes credit when things go right.

In short he was a douche and people who refuse to see that are farking retarded. Go read Foucalt, people need to see that can apply to either side not just right wing nut bags...........


I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome we are.
 
2012-10-13 01:25:32 AM

Cyclometh: SuperTran: Cyclometh: By the way- I'm usually quite snarky and can be a real jerk here on Fark- that's not who I really am in real life but I come here because I can hang around with other snarky jerks. Today, we've done something very cool and you've broken through my snarky jerk facade to expose the snarky jerk underneath.

In all seriousness, you're all awesome- thanks for making this happen!

/single manly tear

You're welcome, and pretty much the same for me here.

Completely unrelated topic, someone on reddit thinks that I'm you. And has been questioning other people in threads trying to figure out your Reddit handle, if you have one.

lol, they have? My reddit handle is jimer_lins. I'm nobody special over there, I just do video tips on how to use Source Filmmaker and sometimes post in cat threads.


I've seen it at least twice for sure in today's threads over there. Nothing too creepy, I guess. Just... I don't know why it would matter.
 
2012-10-13 01:26:04 AM

steamingpile: Hack Patooey: In for $5

Anyone who donates a nickle towards this shiat deserves to be drug through the streets naked behind the Trans Am while Betty White drives it to the farmers market.

Im amazed anyone can think of biden as anything besides the crotchy old fossil he came off as last night, he wasnt aggressive or pointing out policies he was acting like the boss who never listens but takes credit when things go right.

In short he was a douche and people who refuse to see that are farking retarded. Go read Foucalt, people need to see that can apply to either side not just right wing nut bags...........


u mad, bro?
 
2012-10-13 01:26:51 AM

steamingpile: Hack Patooey: In for $5

Anyone who donates a nickle towards this shiat deserves to be drug through the streets naked behind the Trans Am while Betty White drives it to the farmers market.

Im amazed anyone can think of biden as anything besides the crotchy old fossil he came off as last night, he wasnt aggressive or pointing out policies he was acting like the boss who never listens but takes credit when things go right.

In short he was a douche and people who refuse to see that are farking retarded. Go read Foucalt, people need to see that can apply to either side not just right wing nut bags...........


i234.photobucket.com

Don't damage the thread.
 
2012-10-13 01:27:27 AM

Cyclometh: SuperTran: Cyclometh: By the way- I'm usually quite snarky and can be a real jerk here on Fark- that's not who I really am in real life but I come here because I can hang around with other snarky jerks. Today, we've done something very cool and you've broken through my snarky jerk facade to expose the snarky jerk underneath.

In all seriousness, you're all awesome- thanks for making this happen!

/single manly tear

You're welcome, and pretty much the same for me here.

Completely unrelated topic, someone on reddit thinks that I'm you. And has been questioning other people in threads trying to figure out your Reddit handle, if you have one.

lol, they have? My reddit handle is jimer_lins. I'm nobody special over there, I just do video tips on how to use Source Filmmaker and sometimes post in cat threads.


err, actually I'm "jimerlins", no underscore. Sorry 'bout that.
 
2012-10-13 01:28:10 AM

SuperTran: Cyclometh: SuperTran: Cyclometh: By the way- I'm usually quite snarky and can be a real jerk here on Fark- that's not who I really am in real life but I come here because I can hang around with other snarky jerks. Today, we've done something very cool and you've broken through my snarky jerk facade to expose the snarky jerk underneath.

In all seriousness, you're all awesome- thanks for making this happen!

/single manly tear

You're welcome, and pretty much the same for me here.

Completely unrelated topic, someone on reddit thinks that I'm you. And has been questioning other people in threads trying to figure out your Reddit handle, if you have one.

lol, they have? My reddit handle is jimer_lins. I'm nobody special over there, I just do video tips on how to use Source Filmmaker and sometimes post in cat threads.

I've seen it at least twice for sure in today's threads over there. Nothing too creepy, I guess. Just... I don't know why it would matter.


Oh, probably just trying to put people together in two places. I shot him a PM over there.
 
2012-10-13 01:29:37 AM
OK, kids- I'm off for a bit. Gotta go read to my son and take care of a couple things. I'll be checking on this thread an the campaign regularly.
 
2012-10-13 01:30:10 AM
{Intro - Dramatic Music}
I went to Yahoo.com and read the comments. I thought...I really thought I could help. But there was too much derp. I posted left, right, then back again. But the derp and the herp kept coming. I got off maybe 20 posts, and each one was a kill, but they never went down! They didn't stop! The brainless herpzombies clawed their way through any logic or compassion or the just plain humanity of givejoethebird.com I could shove in their way. I just couldn't stand it any more and ran like hell. I apologize, and I understand if you want to court marshal me for it. But there was nothing I could do - I was overwhelmed. I just hope this testament will help future people tasked with venturing into that unholy place. Tell my mother that I love her.

{Dramatic Climax Music}
{Gun in Mouth}
BANGGGGGG!
 
2012-10-13 01:32:34 AM
lol, $4499? Really?
 
2012-10-13 01:34:14 AM

Charities that will benefit:

Biden Breast Health Initiative

Doctors Without Borders

the Wounded Warrior Project

and GLAAD


Media sites that have mentioned Uncle Joe's sweet, sweet ride:
Yahoo.com
Gothamist.com
Jalopnik.com


PERTINENT LINKS:

Video

GiveJoeTheBird.com

on Facebook

on Twitter
@GiveJoeTheBird
and @JoeBidensTransA


TOTAL THUS FAR: $4,479


CREDITS:
Subby: Hack Patooey

Campaign site master: RichieLaw

Video editor: coeyagi

Voice on video: Cyclometh
 
2012-10-13 01:35:13 AM

Cyclometh: lol, $4499? Really?


lol...yup...can't believe it either.
/go read to your son!
 
2012-10-13 01:39:20 AM

digitalrain: ciberido: coeyagi: /you are now labeled forever as a turd burglar, per his request.

Seconded.

What a turd burglar might look like:

[lh5.googleusercontent.com image 274x425]


Robble robble?
 
2012-10-13 01:40:14 AM

Cyclometh: lol, $4499? Really?


In 16 hours, no less. Some guy named "Oatmeal" raised $1.4 million on his promise to build a Tesla museum and got $450,000 in the first 24 hours, for a point of reference. If this embarrassment goes on much longer, Biden himself is going to have to covertly buy this car.
 
2012-10-13 01:42:16 AM
C'mon - get over the $4500 hump... It'd be awesome if we could hit 5k before midnite on the west coast...
 
2012-10-13 01:42:36 AM
I've lurked here for years, with great enjoyment. But today was really special, had a wonderful time making a series of small donations in the names of a few friends. I just wanted to thank you all for the many lulz I've had following along since this morning.
 
2012-10-13 01:43:16 AM

kimwim: *tips beer to you*

Just to be clear, I was an asshole right back. I'm sorry.

Maybe you two should get a room?


No, they should get a camera and stream that shiat. Unless they're both doods... but that would probably make money for the cause as well.
 
2012-10-13 01:44:14 AM

Triumph: If this embarrassment goes on much longer, Biden himself is going to have to covertly buy this car.



You sound mad good charities are getting donations. I wonder why that is...
 
2012-10-13 01:44:21 AM
Woo-yeah! $4504. Lets keep this ball a-rollin'...
 
2012-10-13 01:45:43 AM
I love this so much. Long time lurker. First time poster. You are all fantastic! Paid twice and will pay more as the drinks flow. I'm searching for a Time Bandits quote~
 
2012-10-13 01:49:32 AM

beachroad: I love this so much. Long time lurker. First time poster. You are all fantastic! Paid twice and will pay more as the drinks flow. I'm searching for a Time Bandits quote~


I should do something very extroverted and vengeful to you. Honestly, I'm too tired.
 
2012-10-13 01:50:16 AM

beachroad: I love this so much. Long time lurker. First time poster. You are all fantastic! Paid twice and will pay more as the drinks flow. I'm searching for a Time Bandits quote~


Wooo!

A virgin!
 
2012-10-13 01:52:05 AM

intelligent comment below: Triumph: If this embarrassment goes on much longer, Biden himself is going to have to covertly buy this car.


You sound mad good charities are getting donations. I wonder why that is...


Not at all - I think the Tesla museum is a GOOD idea.
 
2012-10-13 01:55:00 AM
Triumph, you're emitting massive amount of butthurt waves. Why? Good charities are getting money they could definitely use. Are you that bent out of shape about Biden that you'd like to see this fail and charities not get that cash, just so you could feel smug for a half moment? If that's the case, I legitimately feel badly for you. Your parents must have seriously neglected your upbringing. I'm embarrassed for your family.
 
2012-10-13 01:56:22 AM
$10 from me. Joe rocks.
 
2012-10-13 01:57:10 AM

Stroop: Things I didn't expect to happen when I woke up this morning:

1. That Allison Scagliotti would be lying next to me.


A little after noon, an "Allison Scagliotti" showed up at my house and showed me a new world of shaving, toys, and ropes. Is this the same Allison, 'cuz I want this again! The things she did with wild onions and an unloaded stapler....

So what are you doing this weekend...?
 
2012-10-13 01:57:26 AM
Who can't drive.
 
2012-10-13 02:02:34 AM

digitalrain: rjucksch: BraveNewCheneyWorld: Because people who are suddenly motivated to donate to charity because it's mildly amusing in a round about way are the people who get it? Yeah, great that you're finally doing something, but if it's because this amuses you, you're really the one missing the point

You should start a charity to raise awareness for people tragically stranded atop high horses.

Methinks he's sitting backwards on that horse, with the pommel stuck up 'is arse...


Probably the best post to illustrate how stunningly deficient in every way you people are. thanks! at the same time that you're attempting to insult me, by claiming I have a pommel stuck in my ass, you're most likely revealing your true feelings on gay marriage. Otherwise you wouldn't use such a remark as an insult after all..
 
2012-10-13 02:03:41 AM

beachroad: Who can't drive.


I'll teach you how to handle a stick, if you know what I mean.
 
2012-10-13 02:07:36 AM
I know it's not easy but we'll do a lot better in this thread to ignore the trolls.
 
2012-10-13 02:08:06 AM
Thread got awesomer while I was out being bored at a fashion show.

Now I'm drunk, and am going to bed. Keep being awesome. I'll see you on the other side.
 
2012-10-13 02:11:22 AM
Oh man, I'm spent. Been trying to keep up with this thread all day between chores. This is awesome, I'm glad we did this.
 
2012-10-13 02:13:50 AM
I think I'm done for the night but I will definitely be back tomorrow with more donations. Seeing the incredible anal devastation that this is bringing the teabaggers and Fark Independents is giving me the biggest hard on for hitting that "contribute" button.
 
2012-10-13 02:14:34 AM

YoungSwedishBlonde: I think I'm done for the night but I will definitely be back tomorrow with more donations. Seeing the incredible anal devastation that this is bringing the teabaggers and Fark Independents is giving me the biggest hard on for hitting that "contribute" button.


My hypothesis was correct!
 
2012-10-13 02:15:11 AM
This is hilarious. Kudos, you crazy farkers.
 
2012-10-13 02:17:06 AM

Cpl.D: YoungSwedishBlonde: I think I'm done for the night but I will definitely be back tomorrow with more donations. Seeing the incredible anal devastation that this is bringing the teabaggers and Fark Independents is giving me the biggest hard on for hitting that "contribute" button.

My hypothesis was correct!


Mine too.
 
2012-10-13 02:20:46 AM
Fark at its best!

A great idea and very worthy causes, kudos you crazy bastards!
 
2012-10-13 02:21:31 AM

Perez Hilton: VivianVivisect: I got $5

My predictions: Before midnight tonight the donations will be over $4,000. Fark will have had more hits than Paul Ryan.


Just added $5 to the kitty, and the total is now around $4700. I also think that somebody should scrounge up some old Cheap Trick and REO Speedwagon tapes for the tape deck
 
2012-10-13 02:22:48 AM

BraveNewCheneyWorld: Cpl.D: YoungSwedishBlonde: I think I'm done for the night but I will definitely be back tomorrow with more donations. Seeing the incredible anal devastation that this is bringing the teabaggers and Fark Independents is giving me the biggest hard on for hitting that "contribute" button.

My hypothesis was correct!

Mine too.


Yes because I don't contribute to charity or volunteer at all other than when it's a thread on Fark. Go fark yourself, prick.
 
2012-10-13 02:22:58 AM

legalgus: If you contribute look in a mirror and say "a fool" and his money are soon parted. Carry on fools. I'd rather buy a bum a beer. Hey, maybe ya'll can offer the bum a beer.


You should fark right off. I know a bum, lived in a shelter in Lawrence KS. He taught himself chess from a book during the year he was in lockup, then lived on the streets and slept in shelters when it was cold. I bought him a few beer over the years and he taught me chess. He's graduated from the guy in a bed to being part of the staff of that shelter, which means guaranteed pay and a place to crash, and he is an all-around great guy. He let himself get plowed over with booze and drugs, but now he's pulling himself up by his very thin bootstraps, with some taxpayer help, and helping others as he does it.. He's now a contributing member of society, and helping other to be the same. I bought him a beer now and again (alcoholism wasn't his problem) and gave him a smoke once in a while, and watched him make a buck or two crushing fratboys who thought they knew how to play chess. He schooled 'em. So give a buck to a bum, then fark right off.
 
2012-10-13 02:24:05 AM

YoungSwedishBlonde: BraveNewCheneyWorld: Cpl.D: YoungSwedishBlonde: I think I'm done for the night but I will definitely be back tomorrow with more donations. Seeing the incredible anal devastation that this is bringing the teabaggers and Fark Independents is giving me the biggest hard on for hitting that "contribute" button.

My hypothesis was correct!

Mine too.

Yes because I don't contribute to charity or volunteer at all other than when it's a thread on Fark. Go fark yourself, prick.


The statement is most likely true.
 
2012-10-13 02:30:31 AM

libranoelrose: beachroad: Who can't drive.

I'll teach you how to handle a stick, if you know what I mean.


I will keep it in mind but if Joseph wins his sweet ride he is first on stalker list.
 
2012-10-13 02:31:34 AM
Please simply ignore the trolls. If you want to infuriate them, they will be even more enraged by the silence in response to their posts.
 
Juc
2012-10-13 02:33:47 AM
You guys are dumbasses for giving this guy money for the trans-am.

It's funny and all but be's going to either keep the car or the cash.

individual donations to an individual can't exceed 2.5k and even if you started a PAC 5k is the limit.
You'd need to break it into 8 2.5k donations from different individuals, and you can't do that with a car.

plus since he's using indiegogo's flexible funding, even if he doesn't reach the goal he still gets the cash.
 
2012-10-13 02:37:56 AM
Great work gentlemen!
 
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