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2012-10-12 07:58:11 PM  
I'd buy me a Trans Am first.
 
2012-10-12 07:58:52 PM  

residentgeek: What in the world is wrong with you people?!

Strike that. How do I fix my head so I get how awesome this is?


An Onion article became a joke became raising money for charity. Now donate, don't be chicken explicate.

mcwehrle: Beer through the nasal passages does not feel good.


There is something incredibly wrong with your sense of humor, as it somehow resembles mine.
 
2012-10-12 07:59:37 PM  
If you contribute look in a mirror and say "a fool" and his money are soon parted. Carry on fools. I'd rather buy a bum a beer. Hey, maybe ya'll can offer the bum a beer.
 
2012-10-12 07:59:45 PM  

special20: mcwehrle: Or, when you rack up 120+ hours a year for Habitat for Humanity, give generously to the American Cancer Society, Children's Home (time and cash there for me), Red Cross (cash and platelets 3X a month), March of Dimes, Easter Seals (time and money) and the other six or so humanitarian things I do every month, every week, all year for the last 25+ years, and provide PROOF, because I CAN, you can threadshiat with your drivel all you want, Until then STFU and GTFO. I'll give MY goddamn money to anything or anyone I want. If it doesn't meet YOUR tiny penis' needs, well too farkin bad.

Hey dude, if you'd have had a better lawyer, you wouldn't have had to do so much community service.


www.cheaplawyer.com did not do me any favors, true.
 
2012-10-12 07:59:55 PM  

nvmac: Girion47: RussianPooper: kimwim: Girion47: Automatic is the AOL of the auto world.

I second this. Stick is the only way to go.

Except automatic is far more ubiquitous than AOL by a long shot. More like the Google of the auto world. It's getting more and more difficult to find manual transmission cars, especially since the newer automatics work much better and sometimes have controllers for changing gears manually but without a clutch.

As long as Subaru keeps putting out the WRX and STI in stick only, I'll be happy.

/In love with that car.

I like my Miata (MX-5), but every time I mention how much I like my MX-5, I get the same look from gearheads. The 'how gay are you' look. Manual, OK power, great handling, gas mileage, convertible, etc.

/love it


They're idiots, I'd love to have a miata to play around in.
 
2012-10-12 08:00:20 PM  

digitalrain: FitzShivering: digitalrain: Come on, my fellow Republicans. Let go of your hate. This is a damn decent thing to be
a part of.

Even if you hate Uncle Joe with the fiery hate of a thousand suns, how can you hate on
a movement to donate to several worthy causes AND bring an internet meme to life?

It's at $3295 now - would LOVE to see it hit $3500 even before dinner is over.

The general response I got from some right-wing people I know who considered it (I got quite a flew flat nos) is that they would if GLAAD weren't listed. I'm guessing they stopped reading after they say the "gay and lesbian" part of GLAAD on a Google search. But, FWIW, one or more of the charities offending someone's religious sensibilities is a reason someone can hate on it.

Well that stinks.


The Internet on average doesn't have a lot of homophobia so I say forget the haters.
 
2012-10-12 08:00:21 PM  
We need some image macros of Joe along the lines of the "Who's Awesome? You're Awesome" one.
 
2012-10-12 08:00:24 PM  

DingleberryMoose: residentgeek: What in the world is wrong with you people?!

Strike that. How do I fix my head so I get how awesome this is?

An Onion article became a joke became raising money for charity. Now donate, don't be chicken explicate.

mcwehrle: Beer through the nasal passages does not feel good.

There is something incredibly wrong with your sense of humor, as it somehow resembles mine.


Hey now, I pay good money for a beer nasal cleansing!
 
2012-10-12 08:00:47 PM  

Tax Boy: [i.imgur.com image 474x637]


Glad to see I'm not the only one thinking of Smokey and the Bandit.
 
2012-10-12 08:01:11 PM  

mcwehrle: my plonk list grows large


Ha, pretty soon you'll have that perfect echo chamber. Good luck.

/you know I keed
//ma'am
 
2012-10-12 08:01:50 PM  
Truly awesome to see Yahoo News carrying this story on their front page now...

Bravo to Hack Patooey on your new-found fame.

Congrats to Drew for all the new ad revenue from the new Farkers.
 
2012-10-12 08:02:00 PM  

legalgus: If you contribute look in a mirror and say "a fool" and his money are soon parted. Carry on fools. I'd rather buy a bum a beer. Hey, maybe ya'll can offer the bum a beer.


Warning, all of you good souls who have chipped in 5 dollars, your 5 dollars might get stolen! We know this will crush you for the rest of your life, and is the difference between whether the world continues to spin! Instead, you should never take a chance on anything, especially if it appears completely legit, and you can pretty much figure out who the people involved are. Do no good deeds if there's a chance anything might ever go wrong! Instead, encourage people without homes to continue with their addictions to drugs and alcohol, this is the true and moral path!
 
2012-10-12 08:02:12 PM  
the Ed show is on, lets see if he mentions it.
 
2012-10-12 08:02:46 PM  

Girion47: nvmac: Girion47: RussianPooper: kimwim: Girion47: Automatic is the AOL of the auto world.

I second this. Stick is the only way to go.

Except automatic is far more ubiquitous than AOL by a long shot. More like the Google of the auto world. It's getting more and more difficult to find manual transmission cars, especially since the newer automatics work much better and sometimes have controllers for changing gears manually but without a clutch.

As long as Subaru keeps putting out the WRX and STI in stick only, I'll be happy.

/In love with that car.

I like my Miata (MX-5), but every time I mention how much I like my MX-5, I get the same look from gearheads. The 'how gay are you' look. Manual, OK power, great handling, gas mileage, convertible, etc.

/love it

They're idiots, I'd love to have a miata to play around in.


I still can't go fast enough around corners to make it lose traction. I'm too much of a pussy to go that fast.

And my wife certainly won't allow me to go that fast. She likes it slow.

/bow chicka-wow-wow
 
2012-10-12 08:03:08 PM  

DingleberryMoose:
mcwehrle: Beer through the nasal passages does not feel good.

There is something incredibly wrong with your sense of humor, as it somehow resembles mine.


You get used to 'the looks' after a time, right?

;)

/and I seriously did snert beer. It caught me completely off guard. Well done!
 
2012-10-12 08:03:09 PM  

Girion47: They're idiots, I'd love to have a miata to play around in.


Miata: just like chubby girls and mopeds.

/kidding, ladies, kidding
 
2012-10-12 08:03:32 PM  
I'm in. Donated in a fundamentalist evangelical friend's name who claims 'Obama is a Muslim'. When asked for proof of this claim, he replies that 'God revealed it to him in a vision'. lulz

www.nowtheendbegins.com
 
2012-10-12 08:03:38 PM  

IronTom: I loved Pontiac. I loved Saturn also. I blame Obama and his little Biden guy that they are no longer in business. Nothing like the government taking over your business.


And if McCain would have been President, those cars would be made of solid freakin gold. You're absolutely - dead on balls - correct, aren't you?
 
2012-10-12 08:03:51 PM  

wambu: I'd buy me a Trans Am first.


You're not going to get you a Trans Am for $5.
 
2012-10-12 08:03:57 PM  

nvmac: And my wife certainly won't allow me to go that fast. She likes it slow.


Reminds me of a George Carlin bit. "You drive like old people fark: Slow and sloppy!"
 
2012-10-12 08:04:41 PM  

kimwim: wambu: I'd buy me a Trans Am first.

You're not going to get you a Trans Am for $5.


Legally, anyway.
 
2012-10-12 08:05:34 PM  

mcwehrle: You get used to 'the looks' after a time, right?


Yeah. The kids I work with now don't get some of the cultural references, though. Bunch of cultural illiterates out there these days.
 
2012-10-12 08:05:48 PM  
Also, many thanks to Drew and Fark for keeping this thread on the top!
 
2012-10-12 08:06:37 PM  
What a brilliant idea.

A note on presidential gift-giving (I'll send you a message explaining this as well). I notice that your donation page states that federal ethics rules prohibit you from actually giving the Trans Am to Biden. That is actually not true. 5 CFR 2635.204(j) states as follows:

(j) Gifts to the President or Vice President. Because of considerations relating to the conduct of their offices, including those of protocol and etiquette, the President or the Vice President may accept any gift on his own behalf or on behalf of any family member, provided that such acceptance does not violate §2635.202(c) (1) or (2), 18 U.S.C. 201(b) or 201(c)(3), or the Constitution of the United States.

2635.202(c) (1) and (2) states that the President/VP cannot receive a gift in return for an official act or solicit/coerce the giving of a gift.

18 USC 201(b) and 201(c)(3) are anti-bribery rules, and also pertain to giving of gifts in return for favors.

The Constitution prohibits accepting foreign gifts without the approval of Congress.

Source 1: Congressional Research Service Report on Gifts to the President of the United States
Source 2: 5 CFR 2635.204

Now, actually getting him to accept the car is a different matter. Most gifts to the President or Vice-President are sent to the White House Gift Unit, where they are given to a charitable organization or non-governmental agency. Given that, you may wish to retain control over the final destination of the car itself, but nothing prevents you from presenting it as a gift to Biden himself.
 
2012-10-12 08:06:59 PM  
lol, freeperville has a hold of it now. It's on!
 
2012-10-12 08:07:15 PM  

special20: mcwehrle: my plonk list grows large

Ha, pretty soon you'll have that perfect echo chamber. Good luck.

/you know I keed
//ma'am


Heh. I've stopped now. And cleared the list. I never keep them for long, just when I'm at work and can't stop them from raising my pulse from the sheer idiocy. It's a weakness. Well, there are two that are perma plonked. But today's list has been cleared. I hate to miss the fun!
 
2012-10-12 08:07:42 PM  

DingleberryMoose: mcwehrle: You get used to 'the looks' after a time, right?

Yeah. The kids I work with now don't get some of the cultural references, though. Bunch of cultural illiterates out there these days.


We need to work on fixing that.
 
2012-10-12 08:07:46 PM  

Cyclometh: lol, freeperville has a hold of it now. It's on!


Oh lord.
 
2012-10-12 08:07:59 PM  

IronTechV1: IronTom: How appropriate. This administration caused Pontiac to close down with all their interference. Now the old guy can only get an old one of there are enough losers to send him money for being a dork.

And here I thought it was simply because the brand had already been slowly disappearing for a decade. Crazy me.


Once again, Obama's magical time machine. He went back and designed the Pontiac Aztek.

/First car was an '89 Grand Am.
//Finally died at 185,000 miles.
///CSB
 
2012-10-12 08:08:04 PM  

Cyclometh: lol, freeperville has a hold of it now. It's on!


Please, please, please, please let Hannity or Rush mention it.
 
2012-10-12 08:08:07 PM  
If there's a Biden Vice-Presidential Library, it should be parked out front.
 
2012-10-12 08:08:28 PM  

Cyclometh: lol, freeperville has a hold of it now. It's on!


Awesome, they've either been tricked into socialism, or have a penchant for giving to the rich.
 
2012-10-12 08:08:53 PM  

Mrtraveler01: I didn't donate but we're pretty much a GM family.
I drive an Oldsmobile, used to drive a Saturn from 1993 (very reliable car) and my parents drive a GMC Terrain and a Buick LaCrosse.


All I've owned for many, many years are GM products. '93 Corsica (sold it at 243,000 miles), '04 Grand Am, and '05 Vibe (okay, it's a halfbreed Pontiac). Love 'em. I don't wash them shirtless in the driveway, though (nobody wants to see that, for sure), although sometimes the Grand Am does remind me of a Trans Am when I drive it.

Oh, wait, I'm distracting from the purpose here. Sorry. No, wait, I think Joe "Trans-Am" Biden would say nobody should be sorry for reminiscing about their car.

Seriously, I love the angle on this donation drive! Humor in a charity drive is always a breath of fresh air.
 
2012-10-12 08:09:08 PM  

nvmac: html_007: SO the big question here.... Should the TA be a manual or automatic?

OH, you've done it now. You've started the manual vs. automatic flame war.

/God help us all


Real men drive manuals, so Joe needs a stick shift.
 
2012-10-12 08:09:42 PM  

DingleberryMoose: mcwehrle: You get used to 'the looks' after a time, right?

Yeah. The kids I work with now don't get some of the cultural references, though. Bunch of cultural illiterates out there these days.


I hear ya. I broke out "NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!" in an informal meeting at work last week....ONE person got it.


I feel so old sometimes.
 
2012-10-12 08:10:13 PM  

ravenlore: Cyclometh: lol, freeperville has a hold of it now. It's on!

Oh lord.


i249.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-12 08:10:18 PM  

extroverted_suicide: He went back and designed the Pontiac Aztek.


Liar! No one designed the Pontiac Aztek. It was created by accident when a custodian accidentally began to shred a concept drawing. Luckily it was rescued before all the paper was fed into the shredder.

/CSB: It was designed to have lovely tail fins originally
 
2012-10-12 08:10:23 PM  

FitzShivering: Cyclometh: lol, freeperville has a hold of it now. It's on!

Please, please, please, please let Hannity or Rush mention it.


Oh god, yes. I'd love Rush to go on a sixty minute tirade.
 
2012-10-12 08:10:51 PM  

Cyclometh: lol, freeperville has a hold of it now. It's on!


link?
 
2012-10-12 08:10:52 PM  
Let's get him an unemployment check
 
2012-10-12 08:11:02 PM  

Ricardo Klement: If there's a Biden Vice-Presidential Library, it should be parked out front.


...With grass growing window high, and a family of raccoons living in it, and the hood open. Now THAT would be awesome.
 
2012-10-12 08:11:22 PM  

Cyclometh: lol, freeperville has a hold of it now. It's on!


dear.god.

That's almost enough to make me go over there. Almost.
 
2012-10-12 08:11:32 PM  

mcwehrle: DingleberryMoose: mcwehrle: You get used to 'the looks' after a time, right?

Yeah. The kids I work with now don't get some of the cultural references, though. Bunch of cultural illiterates out there these days.

I hear ya. I broke out "NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!" in an informal meeting at work last week....ONE person got it.


I feel so old sometimes.


NO ONE EXPECTS AN OLD COMEDY SKIT REFERENCE
 
2012-10-12 08:11:33 PM  

Kit Fister: DingleberryMoose: mcwehrle: You get used to 'the looks' after a time, right?

Yeah. The kids I work with now don't get some of the cultural references, though. Bunch of cultural illiterates out there these days.

We need to work on fixing that.


Good luck. My kid's gonna understand every reference in this book if it kills me.

/yes, I have a copy
 
2012-10-12 08:11:42 PM  

Cyclometh: lol, freeperville has a hold of it now. It's on!


Share please!
 
2012-10-12 08:11:54 PM  
I'm in for ten!
 
2012-10-12 08:12:29 PM  

FitzShivering: Cyclometh: lol, freeperville has a hold of it now. It's on!

Please, please, please, please let Hannity or Rush mention it.


That's a distinct possibility the way this is gaining steam...
 
2012-10-12 08:12:44 PM  
http://ireport.cnn.com/docs/DOC-857348 

Hope it doesn't get pulled right away.
 
2012-10-12 08:12:56 PM  
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2944067/posts?utm_source=twit terfeed&utm_medium=twitter&utm_term=wndcfpfreep

It's actually really tame for them.
 
2012-10-12 08:13:27 PM  

xanadian: mcwehrle: DingleberryMoose: mcwehrle: You get used to 'the looks' after a time, right?

Yeah. The kids I work with now don't get some of the cultural references, though. Bunch of cultural illiterates out there these days.

I hear ya. I broke out "NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!" in an informal meeting at work last week....ONE person got it.


I feel so old sometimes.

NO ONE EXPECTS AN OLD COMEDY SKIT REFERENCE


Monty Python should be understood at least as well as purple drank and Gangnam style.

/inflammation of the foreskin reminds me of your smile
 
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