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2012-10-12 07:15:46 PM  
Aaaaaaaaaaand twitter and indiegogo and some others but they don't really matter that much.... :P
 
2012-10-12 07:16:32 PM  
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2012-10-12 07:16:37 PM  
Hooray! My money's in. Nice to be a part of something awesome!
 
2012-10-12 07:17:21 PM  

Kit Fister: Cyclometh: $2855... this is amazing.

The sad thing about this is that people on here will do threads like this to buy Biden a TA, but will they give to Cancer, AIDS, or any other charity? No. But yes, of course, Biden needs a TA.


Maybe when this one wraps up, we can do another one to buy you some farking eyes and a working brain.
 
2012-10-12 07:17:28 PM  
+5$

/just for the lulz
/not politically motivated, how could I be
 
2012-10-12 07:18:04 PM  
A humble request- please try to ignore trolls. The more positive we can keep the tone in this thread the longer we can maintain this momentum.
 
2012-10-12 07:18:09 PM  

Tyee: A Trans Am should be for someone who can act a bit more presidential. Joe's more an AMC Gremlin kind of guy. Jacked up, a door that doesn't match the color of the rest of the car,... you know.


Are you saying Joe Biden should be driving the Mirthmobile?

/Party on, Barack
//Party on, Joe
 
2012-10-12 07:19:12 PM  
www.shangralafamilyfun.com

This thread is so full of AWESOME!
 
2012-10-12 07:19:23 PM  

IronTom: Mercutio74: IronTom: How appropriate. This administration caused Pontiac to close down with all their interference. Now the old guy can only get an old one of there are enough losers to send him money for being a dork.

Absolutely. It was the administration that sunk Pontiac. Not the fact that Pontiac cars were so disposable, at one point they came in a roll with perforations so that you could tear your next Sunfire off and have a clean edge.

I loved Pontiac. I loved Saturn also. I blame Obama and his little Biden guy that they are no longer in business. Nothing like the government taking over your business.


I blame male models for getting rid of the bell bottom. I loved bell bottoms.

/damn models and their skinny little chicken legs
//farking assassins, all of them
 
2012-10-12 07:19:50 PM  

Cyclometh: A humble request- please try to ignore trolls. The more positive we can keep the tone in this thread the longer we can maintain this momentum.


And we mean literally ignore; click their username and then click the ignore button.
 
2012-10-12 07:19:55 PM  

extroverted_suicide: Kit Fister: Cyclometh: $2855... this is amazing.

The sad thing about this is that people on here will do threads like this to buy Biden a TA, but will they give to Cancer, AIDS, or any other charity? No. But yes, of course, Biden needs a TA.

Maybe when this one wraps up, we can do another one to buy you some farking eyes and a working brain.


Yeah, I deserve that. I posted before I read because I was being a jackass. I'm sorry. :(
 
2012-10-12 07:19:56 PM  

Cyclometh: A humble request- please try to ignore trolls. The more positive we can keep the tone in this thread the longer we can maintain this momentum.


Old habits die hard. I'm like the scorpion getting a ride across the river on the frog...

But you're right, we must keep our eyes ever Trans Am-ward.
 
2012-10-12 07:20:26 PM  

IronTom: I loved Pontiac. I loved Saturn also. I blame Obama and his little Biden guy that they are no longer in business. Nothing like the government taking over your business.


It takes balls to double down on stupidity.

Do you honestly think that both brands would've survived if GM declared bankruptcy on it's own? They couldn't even sell off Saturn to anyone.

The fact is that GM had too many brands that looked alike and ended up hurting them in the long run, hence why GM skimmed back.

They didn't skim back because of the government, they skimmed back because no one else would buy them.

So get upset at GM for mismanaging these brands, not the Government.
 
2012-10-12 07:20:37 PM  
The Yahoo news page has some of the most lulz worthy butthurt posts I've seen in the whole of today.
 
2012-10-12 07:21:23 PM  

Kit Fister: extroverted_suicide: Kit Fister: Cyclometh: $2855... this is amazing.

The sad thing about this is that people on here will do threads like this to buy Biden a TA, but will they give to Cancer, AIDS, or any other charity? No. But yes, of course, Biden needs a TA.

Maybe when this one wraps up, we can do another one to buy you some farking eyes and a working brain.

Yeah, I deserve that. I posted before I read because I was being a jackass. I'm sorry. :(


darn, and I was gonna whip this one out for you.
 
2012-10-12 07:22:04 PM  

Cpl.D: Twice Banned: No it's even worse than that. I showed $5k previously, over that last ten years he averages $369 per year. He has never disputed the fact that he is cheap.

That's according to his tax records. Which denotes only the donations he claims. I don't think any of his work or treasure spent on his charitable foundation is claimed.

Thanks for playing.


As someone who donates a decent chunk every year, spends a decent amount of time doing charitable things for free, and does not put it on my taxes, I can say for certain that tax returns are not the be-all-end all for what someone does with their lives. Not every person who does things in this country has lowering their tax liability as their #1 concern.
 
2012-10-12 07:22:28 PM  

FinFangFark: Kit Fister: extroverted_suicide: Kit Fister: Cyclometh: $2855... this is amazing.

The sad thing about this is that people on here will do threads like this to buy Biden a TA, but will they give to Cancer, AIDS, or any other charity? No. But yes, of course, Biden needs a TA.

Maybe when this one wraps up, we can do another one to buy you some farking eyes and a working brain.

Yeah, I deserve that. I posted before I read because I was being a jackass. I'm sorry. :(

darn, and I was gonna whip this one out for you.


LoL, nice. Yeah, this thread didn't deserve my being an asshole, so I do deeply apologize. I shouldn't troll anything that's positive.
 
2012-10-12 07:23:01 PM  

Mercutio74: (I've got a fark member number lower than the cost of Uncle Joe's Trans Am).


Can we be friends?
 
2012-10-12 07:23:06 PM  
So proud to be a Farker! $5
 
2012-10-12 07:23:17 PM  
YOU guys can do that. I know he could afford one so I ain't going to give money that could be better used for buying overpriced snacks in the company vending machine.
 
2012-10-12 07:23:57 PM  

IronTom: Mrtraveler01: The fact is that GM had too many brands that looked alike

No, Pontiac was awesome, the other ones, not so much. Although lately they had settled into generic tripe, they used to have great American muscle cars.

How many of you donors drive an American car?


I didn't donate but we're pretty much a GM family.

I drive an Oldsmobile, used to drive a Saturn from 1993 (very reliable car) and my parents drive a GMC Terrain and a Buick LaCrosse.
 
2012-10-12 07:24:19 PM  
"NEWSFLASH"

I forwarded the link and a short email to a buddy of mine out in California. He is getting the info to Burt Reynolds wife and his PA to pass along to BURT.

The organizers of this shindig can email at the theflatline -at- gmail.com.

He says we have a very good response of hearing from Burts people.
 
2012-10-12 07:24:44 PM  
We built that!
 
2012-10-12 07:24:57 PM  

IronTom: I loved Pontiac. I loved Saturn also. I blame Obama and his little Biden guy that they are no longer in business. Nothing like the government taking over your business.


Know how I know you don't know what a major car company CEO knows?

Pontiac - was supposed to be the performance division of GM became a victim of rebadging
Saturn - Much like Toyota's Scion division was supposed to be the cheap car that was reliable, was ignored and fell victim to rebadging.

Also Chrysler was restructured and the gubmint engineered a sale to Fiat which has turned that company around. Yeah, GM is still sucking but the company is lead by a CEO, not Obama.
 
2012-10-12 07:25:05 PM  
Keerist, I get home from work and find this greenlit on Main, you magnificent bastards you.

In for 25 bucks. More later if it gets slow.
 
2012-10-12 07:25:24 PM  

Kit Fister: FinFangFark: Kit Fister: extroverted_suicide: Kit Fister: Cyclometh: $2855... this is amazing.

The sad thing about this is that people on here will do threads like this to buy Biden a TA, but will they give to Cancer, AIDS, or any other charity? No. But yes, of course, Biden needs a TA.

Maybe when this one wraps up, we can do another one to buy you some farking eyes and a working brain.

Yeah, I deserve that. I posted before I read because I was being a jackass. I'm sorry. :(

darn, and I was gonna whip this one out for you.

LoL, nice. Yeah, this thread didn't deserve my being an asshole, so I do deeply apologize. I shouldn't troll anything that's positive.


FTFY.
 
2012-10-12 07:25:24 PM  

theflatline: "NEWSFLASH"

I forwarded the link and a short email to a buddy of mine out in California. He is getting the info to Burt Reynolds wife and his PA to pass along to BURT.

The organizers of this shindig can email at the theflatline -at- gmail.com.

He says we have a very good response of hearing from Burts people.


Very cool! That'd be epic.
 
2012-10-12 07:25:31 PM  

VTGremlin: RichieLaw: I thought I made it pretty evident that those perks weren't real...I honestly dont think a disclaimer is necessary at this point....Right? People aren't that dumb.

No, you're right, and no one in their right mind would think the perks are real. But I have no idea what your legal obligations are on sites like this or kickstarter to provide the service/item you promised for a certain donation. It could be you're under no obligation at all, but I was operating under the assumption you are because I don't actually know. And people are that malicious, especially when it comes to politics.


My understanding is that it is caveat emptor. Especially with the flexible funding.

But I'm honest, I swear. I'm from the internet. Everything said on the internet is true.
 
2012-10-12 07:25:49 PM  

dameron: Twice Banned: Suggests that he's cheap. DO you have evidence to the contrary?

You know what's awesome? This Biden/TransAm thing is likely to knock the links you love to tout about Biden's charitable giving off Google's first page results.

It's already happening. Enjoy.

[www.dailyhaiku.com image 850x550]


This really IS right up there with Rickrolling the Mets. Maybe even beyond that.

AWESOME
 
2012-10-12 07:25:59 PM  

RodneyAChance: IronTom: How appropriate. This administration caused Pontiac to close down with all their interference. Now the old guy can only get an old one of there are enough losers to send him money for being a dork.

Can someone translate this into English for me? Thank you.


Simple...it was the universal greeting.

/bah weep granah weep nini bong

i29.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-12 07:26:11 PM  

kimwim: Mercutio74: (I've got a fark member number lower than the cost of Uncle Joe's Trans Am).

Can we be friends?


Yes, yes we can.

/I had no idea that low numbers got you chicks
//Note to self: Research this further...
 
2012-10-12 07:26:32 PM  

Cyclometh: A humble request- please try to ignore trolls. The more positive we can keep the tone in this thread the longer we can maintain this momentum.


I'm sorry. You're right, of course. I just get so irritated when they feel the need to go there. I expect it in all the other politic threads, hell, I live for it. To read them just derping really trips my trigger.

I'll stop.
 
2012-10-12 07:26:36 PM  

IronTom: Mrtraveler01: The fact is that GM had too many brands that looked alike

No, Pontiac was awesome, the other ones, not so much. Although lately they had settled into generic tripe, they used to have great American muscle cars.

How many of you donors drive an American car?


I drive a Pontiac Vibe, that's a rebranded Toyota Matrix, that was assembled in Canada.
What's an American car? An American badge? Or one that keeps Americans employed to assemble?


/in for $10
 
2012-10-12 07:27:01 PM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: Saturn - Much like Toyota's Scion division was supposed to be the cheap car that was reliable, was ignored and fell victim to rebadging.


THIS

I honestly thought GM forgot it owned Saturn post-2000 because they never seemed to put any effort into the brand.

You want to know why GM had to get bailed out, it wasn't because of unions, it was because it was run by people who had no farking clue what they were doing.
 
2012-10-12 07:27:22 PM  

theflatline: "NEWSFLASH"

I forwarded the link and a short email to a buddy of mine out in California. He is getting the info to Burt Reynolds wife and his PA to pass along to BURT.

The organizers of this shindig can email at the theflatline -at- gmail.com.

He says we have a very good response of hearing from Burts people.


YOU KNOW GATOR?!?!?
 
2012-10-12 07:27:26 PM  

Kit Fister: extroverted_suicide: Kit Fister: Cyclometh: $2855... this is amazing.

The sad thing about this is that people on here will do threads like this to buy Biden a TA, but will they give to Cancer, AIDS, or any other charity? No. But yes, of course, Biden needs a TA.

Maybe when this one wraps up, we can do another one to buy you some farking eyes and a working brain.

Yeah, I deserve that. I posted before I read because I was being a jackass. I'm sorry. :(


You might be the first person in the whole thread to admit this.
 
2012-10-12 07:27:44 PM  
Moar linkage:

http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/3-poll-of-the-day/64308165
 
2012-10-12 07:28:10 PM  
Alright, it's official:

imageshack.us
 
2012-10-12 07:28:14 PM  

RichieLaw: I thought I made it pretty evident that those perks weren't real...I honestly dont think a disclaimer is necessary at this point.... Right? People aren't that dumb.


Umm... You live on the same big blue spinning ball thingy i do? These human-creatures are of questionable moral, ethical, and intelligence capacities. For some reason, when they find a knife, they think it belongs in some well-meaning back.
 
2012-10-12 07:28:21 PM  

wxboy: Kit Fister: extroverted_suicide: Kit Fister: Cyclometh: $2855... this is amazing.

The sad thing about this is that people on here will do threads like this to buy Biden a TA, but will they give to Cancer, AIDS, or any other charity? No. But yes, of course, Biden needs a TA.

Maybe when this one wraps up, we can do another one to buy you some farking eyes and a working brain.

Yeah, I deserve that. I posted before I read because I was being a jackass. I'm sorry. :(

You might be the first person in the whole thread to admit this.


Maybe the first person in the history of the internet to do so.
 
2012-10-12 07:28:27 PM  

theflatline: "NEWSFLASH"

I forwarded the link and a short email to a buddy of mine out in California. He is getting the info to Burt Reynolds wife and his PA to pass along to BURT.

The organizers of this shindig can email at the theflatline -at- gmail.com.

He says we have a very good response of hearing from Burts people.


If anyone donates $3k or more, Burt will inscribe that person's name into his Man Laws book!
 
2012-10-12 07:28:31 PM  

FitzShivering: Kit Fister: FinFangFark: Kit Fister: extroverted_suicide: Kit Fister: Cyclometh: $2855... this is amazing.

The sad thing about this is that people on here will do threads like this to buy Biden a TA, but will they give to Cancer, AIDS, or any other charity? No. But yes, of course, Biden needs a TA.

Maybe when this one wraps up, we can do another one to buy you some farking eyes and a working brain.

Yeah, I deserve that. I posted before I read because I was being a jackass. I'm sorry. :(

darn, and I was gonna whip this one out for you.

LoL, nice. Yeah, this thread didn't deserve my being an asshole, so I do deeply apologize. I shouldn't troll anything that's positive.

FTFY.


Fair enough. So, aside from giving my last few bucks to the donation link, anything else I can do?
 
2012-10-12 07:28:34 PM  
Things I didn't expect to happen when I woke up this morning:

1. That Allison Scagliotti would be lying next to me.
2. That I would spend 6+ hours participating in a campaign to buy Joe Biden a Trans Am.
3. The weather in Phoenix would be absolutely gorgeous.

2 out of 3 ain't bad

Truly a remarkable day on Fark :)
 
2012-10-12 07:28:59 PM  
lol, it's on Hannity's forums now: http://forums.hannity.com/showthread.php?2432698-Everyone-can-laugh-at -this-one-buying-Biden-a-Trans-Am
 
2012-10-12 07:29:04 PM  

Cyclometh: theflatline: "NEWSFLASH"

I forwarded the link and a short email to a buddy of mine out in California. He is getting the info to Burt Reynolds wife and his PA to pass along to BURT.

The organizers of this shindig can email at the theflatline -at- gmail.com.

He says we have a very good response of hearing from Burts people.

Very cool! That'd be epic.


Cant access email right now on my phone. Please email me at joebidenstransam at the gmail.com with details.

Thanks for your help!!
 
2012-10-12 07:29:27 PM  

IronTechV1: RichieLaw: I thought I made it pretty evident that those perks weren't real...I honestly dont think a disclaimer is necessary at this point.... Right? People aren't that dumb.

Umm... You live on the same big blue spinning ball thingy i do? These human-creatures are of questionable moral, ethical, and intelligence capacities. For some reason, when they find a knife, they think it belongs in some well-meaning back.


Oh, bullshiat. The majority of people are of good moral and ethical character, immaterial of their intelligence. We just pay more attention to the very tiny percentage that are assholes.
 
2012-10-12 07:29:29 PM  

RodneyAChance: Can someone translate this into English for me? Thank you.


It's code. Change the first o of a two letter or five letter word to an i.

like this poster: odiot -> idiot
or of -> if
 
2012-10-12 07:30:03 PM  

Cyclometh: lol, it's on Hannity's forums now: http://forums.hannity.com/showthread.php?2432698-Everyone-can-laugh-at -this-one-buying-Biden-a-Trans-Am


You're a brave man venturing into that hive of scum and villainy...
 
2012-10-12 07:30:15 PM  

theflatline: "NEWSFLASH"

I forwarded the link and a short email to a buddy of mine out in California. He is getting the info to Burt Reynolds wife and his PA to pass along to BURT.

The organizers of this shindig can email at the theflatline -at- gmail.com.

He says we have a very good response of hearing from Burts people.


I know not to get too excited...but dude.
 
2012-10-12 07:30:51 PM  

Kit Fister:
Fair enough. So, aside from giving my last few bucks to the donation link, anything else I can do?


I find it exceedingly awesome that you admitted you shouldn't have been trolling to begin with. You get a +1 in my book. Wasn't trying to rip on you, just think trolling, in general, ruins a lot of things that it shouldn't, for very little good result.
 
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