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2012-10-12 03:51:02 PM

ManateeGag: PreMortem: Leeds: Good NEWS everybody.

We've found the perfect car for this a-hole:

[imageshack.us image 480x360]

// Enjoy it Joe


If you think Biden is an a-hole, your friends must be limited to house pets and/or plants.

he thinks Biden was too mean to his VP candidate, so now Biden is an asshole.


No, Biden was ok last night. He did what he set out to do and he did it pretty well.

But one debate, one election, or one term in office isn't enough to whitewash Joe Biden's image to the point that people stop calling him out for being an asshole. 

// Although I do believe that he's roughly on par with Dan Quayle's intellect. And that's evidently enough in this country.
 
2012-10-12 03:51:29 PM

Cyclometh: Audio:

Link


I could not have done it better myself! That sounds brilliant!
 
2012-10-12 03:51:30 PM

towatchoverme: tuxq: This whole thread is farking priceless. It speaks volumes in its imagery. The liberals are willing to waste money on a stupid cause have a sense of humour and are reaping a media win as a result, while the conservatives are going "wtf? don't realize they're getting their ass handed to them on social media"

farking. Priceless.


Gonna have to try harder than that to troll me. I've been here long enough to know that it is mostly liberal and I was opening myself up for attack. But before you flip out, I wasn't making a case for conservatives -- don't be so quick to judge. You know what they say about assumptions.

Also, as far as reading the link, I did -- maybe the link changed, but I don't see mention of charitable causes other than the last line. And from experience, because I too used to be a bleeding-heart type, without stating exactly what charity this is going towards, it's likely going to go to some college kids weed and munchies fund.

I don't mind Biden at all, I was just stating an observation. Funny how defensive you guys get. Experience also shows that those quick on the defense know are fronting guilt.
 
2012-10-12 03:51:33 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-12 03:51:35 PM
I just did $10... Come on you Farkers!

This isn't political... it's just awesome and charitable.
 
2012-10-12 03:51:37 PM

ManateeGag: PreMortem: Leeds: Good NEWS everybody.

We've found the perfect car for this a-hole:

[imageshack.us image 480x360]

// Enjoy it Joe


If you think Biden is an a-hole, your friends must be limited to house pets and/or plants.

he thinks Biden was too mean to his VP candidate, so now Biden is an asshole.


Because lying is OK, but calling someone out on their malarkey is bad form.
 
2012-10-12 03:51:56 PM

Cyclometh: Leeds: Another option-

[memimage.cardomain.com image 575x431]

You're just so butthurt. It's amazing. A bunch of liberals grabbed their bootstraps and in under four hours went from a random thread posted to over 1200 dollars raised for charity, and on the way to more than 20 times that amount.

In those four hours all you've done is snivel.


...and GIS for crappy Trans-Am photos.
 
2012-10-12 03:52:19 PM
Holy crap, Twitter is on fire.
 
2012-10-12 03:52:26 PM

Leeds: Another option-

[memimage.cardomain.com image 575x431]


Not sure because you want something that would at least pass a safety inspection to get a trip permit. Not sure how that works in the US.
 
2012-10-12 03:52:32 PM

NobleHam: RichieLaw: Headso: Awesome the amount of conservatroll butthurt in this thread, every one of their posts gives me a big smile.

NEWSFLASH: CONSERVATIVES HATE WOMEN, FOREIGNERS WITH MEDICAL NEEDS and VETERANS.

/more at 11.

As a side note, I think you should update the donate page to reflect the fact that the Trans Am won't be given to Joe. That was the initial idea, but I think it's pretty much unanimous now that it will be auctioned and given to charity regardless of the law. Ideally, Joe will pose with the Trans Am before it's auctioned though.


I thought of that, and that is the ultimate logical end point for all involved. But it isn't really "giving him a Trans AM" is it?

Sample edit:

Now, Uncle Joe won't be able to accept this gift. He has these pesky laws and regulations and political-y things to deal with. Take into consideration his epicly large personality and stunning chompers, he probably wouldn't be able to drive the Trans AM without causing a mass outpouring of Conservative Tears. That being said, the internet will still purchase the car and auction it off for charity.
 
2012-10-12 03:52:45 PM
I've sent a message to a friend who is in the webpage-side of her news station and is a supporter of Obama/Biden. Hoping she helps give some traction or passes it along to her peers.
 
2012-10-12 03:53:10 PM

kumanoki: Cyclometh: Audio:

Link

I could not have done it better myself! That sounds brilliant!


Thank you very much! It's especially nice to hear it from a fellow voice talent. :)
 
2012-10-12 03:53:26 PM

tuxq: Also, as far as reading the link, I did -- maybe the link changed, but I don't see mention of charitable causes other than the last line. And from experience, because I too used to be a bleeding-heart type, without stating exactly what charity this is going towards, it's likely going to go to some college kids weed and munchies fund.


You sound jaded. Go have a cookie.
 
2012-10-12 03:53:28 PM
He got rid of the Trans Am because of the expense right? I doubt he was making payments on it, it was probably taxes, insurance, registration, maintenance, tags, all that. Plus it sat in the garage under a cover and I had to make time to take it out. That's why I got rid of my Mustang.

Save your money folks.
 
2012-10-12 03:53:34 PM

Mercutio74: I just did $10... Come on you Farkers!

This isn't political... it's just awesome and charitable.


I know I can drum up support after work.
 
2012-10-12 03:53:46 PM
 
2012-10-12 03:53:51 PM

RichieLaw: NobleHam: RichieLaw: Headso: Awesome the amount of conservatroll butthurt in this thread, every one of their posts gives me a big smile.

NEWSFLASH: CONSERVATIVES HATE WOMEN, FOREIGNERS WITH MEDICAL NEEDS and VETERANS.

/more at 11.

As a side note, I think you should update the donate page to reflect the fact that the Trans Am won't be given to Joe. That was the initial idea, but I think it's pretty much unanimous now that it will be auctioned and given to charity regardless of the law. Ideally, Joe will pose with the Trans Am before it's auctioned though.

I thought of that, and that is the ultimate logical end point for all involved. But it isn't really "giving him a Trans AM" is it?

Sample edit:

Now, Uncle Joe won't be able to accept this gift. He has these pesky laws and regulations and political-y things to deal with. Take into consideration his epicly large personality and stunning chompers, he probably wouldn't be able to drive the Trans AM without causing a mass outpouring of Conservative Tears. That being said, the internet will still purchase the car and auction it off for charity.


I like it....
 
2012-10-12 03:53:51 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com

Star Trek Lincoln is Proud to donate $5
 
2012-10-12 03:53:53 PM
Going home to donate and avoid potential Hatch Act violations.

Keep it up Farkers!
 
2012-10-12 03:53:58 PM

VoodooTaco: pedobearapproved: In Seinfeld terms the joke is essentially,
"did you ever notice how it doesn't look like Biden ever got over his mid-life crisis"

The onion article wasn't funny, and this isn't funny.

I get it, it just isn't funny.

"pedobearapproved" - I also get it, it just isn't funny. Seems to be your thing!

Nonsensical handles are where it's at. Just like charity drives based on nonsensical premises.

Lighten up francis, it's Friday.


I doubt you do.
a) you mad bro?
b) You sound like you watch Tim and Eric and think it's the pinnacle of comedic expression.
 
2012-10-12 03:53:59 PM
Ok, video is coming along a little bit, we got some good free background music. Only about 9 stills so far, need about another 20 or so. We'll get there.
 
2012-10-12 03:53:59 PM
what's the Twitter tag? #givejoethebird ?

/it should be
 
2012-10-12 03:54:38 PM
gay
 
2012-10-12 03:54:43 PM
What do you thing the chances are of mention on Daily Show or Colbert?
 
2012-10-12 03:54:43 PM

Cyclometh: Holy crap, Twitter is on fire.


Really?
share tweet! I'm desperate.
 
2012-10-12 03:54:57 PM
This is tempting. Might have to throw in a ten-spot.
 
2012-10-12 03:55:13 PM

coeyagi: Ok, video is coming along a little bit, we got some good free background music. Only about 9 stills so far, need about another 20 or so. We'll get there.


*salute*

Thank you!
 
2012-10-12 03:55:18 PM

RichieLaw: NobleHam: RichieLaw: Headso: Awesome the amount of conservatroll butthurt in this thread, every one of their posts gives me a big smile.

NEWSFLASH: CONSERVATIVES HATE WOMEN, FOREIGNERS WITH MEDICAL NEEDS and VETERANS.

/more at 11.

As a side note, I think you should update the donate page to reflect the fact that the Trans Am won't be given to Joe. That was the initial idea, but I think it's pretty much unanimous now that it will be auctioned and given to charity regardless of the law. Ideally, Joe will pose with the Trans Am before it's auctioned though.

I thought of that, and that is the ultimate logical end point for all involved. But it isn't really "giving him a Trans AM" is it?

Sample edit:

Now, Uncle Joe won't be able to accept this gift. He has these pesky laws and regulations and political-y things to deal with. Take into consideration his epicly large personality and stunning chompers, he probably wouldn't be able to drive the Trans AM without causing a mass outpouring of Conservative Tears. That being said, the internet will still purchase the car and auction it off for charity.


Well, I think the dream end-goal is to "give" him the TransAm in a public photo-op, have him sign something and auction it off with the car for charity. The idea is to get Joe and the TransAm together, at least for a few minutes.
 
2012-10-12 03:55:41 PM

towatchoverme: tuxq: Also, as far as reading the link, I did -- maybe the link changed, but I don't see mention of charitable causes other than the last line. And from experience, because I too used to be a bleeding-heart type, without stating exactly what charity this is going towards, it's likely going to go to some college kids weed and munchies fund.

You sound jaded. Go have a cookie.


But, again, you didn't back up your claim at all. Just because you're rolling with the Fark bandwagon doesn't put you in the right.
 
2012-10-12 03:55:43 PM

hdhale: Everyone should give to charity, they just shouldn't do it to make The Joker look plausibly human.


I thought that was Obama.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-10-12 03:55:48 PM

abhorrent1: gay


Thank you for that insightful post.

Moron.
 
2012-10-12 03:55:50 PM
 
2012-10-12 03:55:52 PM
Another good option:

imageshack.us
 
2012-10-12 03:55:55 PM

RichieLaw: Wait guys...you need to check out the comments from the Yahoo article. Seriously, go do it.

/::waiting and jumping from foot to foot::


Good Lord, there is some ultra-hater-class derp coming from those posers posters.

Did Free Republic open a headstart program there?
 
2012-10-12 03:56:30 PM

coeyagi: Ok, video is coming along a little bit, we got some good free background music. Only about 9 stills so far, need about another 20 or so. We'll get there.


you can easily find 20 images of biden eating icecream alone
 
2012-10-12 03:56:55 PM

NobleHam: RichieLaw: NobleHam: RichieLaw: Headso: Awesome the amount of conservatroll butthurt in this thread, every one of their posts gives me a big smile.

NEWSFLASH: CONSERVATIVES HATE WOMEN, FOREIGNERS WITH MEDICAL NEEDS and VETERANS.

/more at 11.

As a side note, I think you should update the donate page to reflect the fact that the Trans Am won't be given to Joe. That was the initial idea, but I think it's pretty much unanimous now that it will be auctioned and given to charity regardless of the law. Ideally, Joe will pose with the Trans Am before it's auctioned though.

I thought of that, and that is the ultimate logical end point for all involved. But it isn't really "giving him a Trans AM" is it?

Sample edit:

Now, Uncle Joe won't be able to accept this gift. He has these pesky laws and regulations and political-y things to deal with. Take into consideration his epicly large personality and stunning chompers, he probably wouldn't be able to drive the Trans AM without causing a mass outpouring of Conservative Tears. That being said, the internet will still purchase the car and auction it off for charity.

Well, I think the dream end-goal is to "give" him the TransAm in a public photo-op, have him sign something and auction it off with the car for charity. The idea is to get Joe and the TransAm together, at least for a few minutes.


Yea, I'm not thinking that we drive up to the White House with the trans am, toss him the keys,and watch him drift down Penna Blvd. A photo op of him with the car, and then off to a charity auction or something, would rock.
 
2012-10-12 03:57:03 PM

towatchoverme: They get Biden to pose with the car,


With his shirt off?
 
2012-10-12 03:57:15 PM

PainInTheASP: RichieLaw: NobleHam: RichieLaw: Headso: Awesome the amount of conservatroll butthurt in this thread, every one of their posts gives me a big smile.

NEWSFLASH: CONSERVATIVES HATE WOMEN, FOREIGNERS WITH MEDICAL NEEDS and VETERANS.

/more at 11.

As a side note, I think you should update the donate page to reflect the fact that the Trans Am won't be given to Joe. That was the initial idea, but I think it's pretty much unanimous now that it will be auctioned and given to charity regardless of the law. Ideally, Joe will pose with the Trans Am before it's auctioned though.

I thought of that, and that is the ultimate logical end point for all involved. But it isn't really "giving him a Trans AM" is it?

Sample edit:

Now, Uncle Joe won't be able to accept this gift. He has these pesky laws and regulations and political-y things to deal with. Take into consideration his epicly large personality and stunning chompers, he probably wouldn't be able to drive the Trans AM without causing a mass outpouring of Conservative Tears. That being said, the internet will still purchase the car and auction it off for charity.

I like it....


Updated
 
2012-10-12 03:57:26 PM

Bruxellensis: What do you thing the chances are of mention on Daily Show or Colbert?


Pretty good for Colbert and Maddow.
Probably petty good for Limbaugh (PLEASE?).

I also think we'll see a few new Fark accts.
 
2012-10-12 03:57:28 PM

RichieLaw: Regardless if it is to Joe Biden or to charity, maybe Joe Biden will even wash it on the White House lawn



Take the bull by the horns
Gonna wash my trans-Am on the white house lawns
I can do any goddamn thing I want

/obscure?
 
2012-10-12 03:57:29 PM

dan1101: He got rid of the Trans Am because of the expense right? I doubt he was making payments on it, it was probably taxes, insurance, registration, maintenance, tags, all that. Plus it sat in the garage under a cover and I had to make time to take it out. That's why I got rid of my Mustang.

Save your money folks.


For what? For $5 I couldn't get in to see a movie about it, much less have any affect on the political landscape. But together, our $5 can remind candidates that the internet has votes to be won for either party, we make a little dough for charity, and we get to indulge our sense of humor. win-farking-win
 
2012-10-12 03:57:30 PM
My only objection is that we're not buying one cheap and restoring it for him. Like this one: http://cnj.craigslist.org/cto/33119145 99.html

But then, I'm a car guy, so I'd love the challenge. :-)

In for $20 once I get home to a real computer- this is just too farking hilarious to pass up on...
 
2012-10-12 03:57:40 PM

WTF Indeed: And we are on Yahoo News.

Link


"(Yahoo News has reached out to the campaign's creator, who has not been identified online, and will post an interview if one becomes available.)"

Hope you're ready for your White House dinner invite, Subby.

/moar!
 
2012-10-12 03:57:45 PM

GhostWing: RichieLaw: Wait guys...you need to check out the comments from the Yahoo article. Seriously, go do it.

/::waiting and jumping from foot to foot::

Good Lord, there is some ultra-hater-class derp coming from those posers posters.

Did Free Republic open a headstart program there?


yahoo news has a lot of right wing derp on there...
 
2012-10-12 03:58:03 PM

coeyagi: Leeds: Good NEWS everybody.

We've found the perfect car for this a-hole:

[imageshack.us image 480x360]

// Enjoy it Joe

The hate here is incredible.

Seriously, go get f*cked, shiat is happening here and you're just slowing us down.

Seriously, Not Sure: lead, follow, or GET THE F*CK OUTTA da way.


Um...someone posting their opinion in the comments is slowing you down? I guess when you take the time to get butthurt and post about it then yes, it slows you down.

Next time save yourself some time: ignore people who may disagree with you, stop being a dickbag about it, and shut the fark up.
 
2012-10-12 03:58:13 PM

ArcadianRefugee: ManateeGag: PreMortem: Leeds: Good NEWS everybody.

We've found the perfect car for this a-hole:

[imageshack.us image 480x360]

// Enjoy it Joe


If you think Biden is an a-hole, your friends must be limited to house pets and/or plants.

he thinks Biden was too mean to his VP candidate, so now Biden is an asshole.

Because lying is OK, but calling someone out on their malarkey is bad form.


Oh how cute. You watched a debate last night and suddenly you think that decades of gaffes are all wiped clean and all that matters was last night's debate.

It must be nice to have such a simple(ton's) view of life.
 
2012-10-12 03:58:26 PM

Cyclometh: Twitter Feed Link


Ty!
 
2012-10-12 03:58:36 PM
If he doesn't want it, I'll take it. Just thought I'd offer.
 
2012-10-12 03:59:14 PM
$1400 and counting.

Going at about $15 per minute now.
 
2012-10-12 03:59:22 PM

NobleHam: RichieLaw: NobleHam: RichieLaw: Headso: Awesome the amount of conservatroll butthurt in this thread, every one of their posts gives me a big smile.

NEWSFLASH: CONSERVATIVES HATE WOMEN, FOREIGNERS WITH MEDICAL NEEDS and VETERANS.

/more at 11.

As a side note, I think you should update the donate page to reflect the fact that the Trans Am won't be given to Joe. That was the initial idea, but I think it's pretty much unanimous now that it will be auctioned and given to charity regardless of the law. Ideally, Joe will pose with the Trans Am before it's auctioned though.

I thought of that, and that is the ultimate logical end point for all involved. But it isn't really "giving him a Trans AM" is it?

Sample edit:

Now, Uncle Joe won't be able to accept this gift. He has these pesky laws and regulations and political-y things to deal with. Take into consideration his epicly large personality and stunning chompers, he probably wouldn't be able to drive the Trans AM without causing a mass outpouring of Conservative Tears. That being said, the internet will still purchase the car and auction it off for charity.

Well, I think the dream end-goal is to "give" him the TransAm in a public photo-op, have him sign something and auction it off with the car for charity. The idea is to get Joe and the TransAm together, at least for a few minutes.


Absolutely. Think I should be more clear about that? I think it is kind of implicit....
 
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