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2012-10-12 03:31:32 PM  

Nezorf: CptnSpldng: RichieLaw: Bank info is now set up. Hopefully that will allow cards from other places....

Even if this doesn't ultimately fly, I suspect that you've earned highlighted text blocks on many a Farker's account today.

Even if it doesn't result in a Trans Am or Biden all the cash will go to charity

"Flexible Funding campaign
This campaign will receive all of the funds contributed by Wed Nov 28 at 11:59PM PT."

The only thing that we can run into is if RichieLaw runs off with the $$ or indegogo shuts it down.


I'd make a joke here, but I am actually terrified that someone would think that and not donate.

/So no jokes.
 
2012-10-12 03:31:35 PM  

MoronLessOff: He can afford one himself. How about hitting me up with a TF? I'd only use it for the forces of good.


READ THE THREAD
READ THE LINK


Amazing....totally amazing...
 
2012-10-12 03:31:43 PM  

hdhale: Everyone should give to charity, they just shouldn't do it to make The Joker look plausibly human


So it's only a good idea to give to charity if it's a charity you support, or if it's done for reasons you support? Please be specific in your answer because I want to make sure I phrase my questions properly when I send you a Form Requesting Approval for Charitable Giving, which is going to be the name of the form I invent in order to standardize the approval process. I'm doing it to make your life easier, so you can thank me later. Hater.
 
2012-10-12 03:31:53 PM  
Good NEWS everybody.

We've found the perfect car for this a-hole:

imageshack.us

// Enjoy it Joe
 
2012-10-12 03:31:56 PM  

MoronLessOff: He can afford one himself. How about hitting me up with a TF? I'd only use it for the forces of good.


You DRTFA.
No TF for you.
 
2012-10-12 03:32:28 PM  
This is fantastically funny. I'm in for a few bucks and have put it up on my Facebook.
 
2012-10-12 03:32:29 PM  

Cyclometh: Audio:

Link


That's really good. Great work.

/loving this whole thing
 
2012-10-12 03:32:43 PM  

Cognizer: Cyclometh: Audio:

Link

That's really good. Great work.

/loving this whole thing


Thank you!
 
2012-10-12 03:32:48 PM  

MrCheeks: Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: Cyclometh: I'm willing to risk ten bucks on a venture like this. Hell, I've already gotten more than my money's worth just in laughter.

I haven't done a bit of real, actual work since this started. So I've got that going for me, which is nice.

[cdn.publishme.se image 300x312]


I love both of you. Me either.

(systems are down - "storage issues")
 
2012-10-12 03:32:55 PM  

Summer Glau's Love Slave: Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: I started a new color for people today. I call it, Hater Yellow. There are a lot of people in Hater Yellow now. Because some of you motherf*ckers are serious haters. Now everybody stop having fun.

[www.damnyouautocorrect.com image 550x239]
What "serious hater" colors may look like.

/Luv this thread.


I like F*ckweasel and Effervescent Shiatstain.
 
2012-10-12 03:33:13 PM  

MrCheeks: Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: Cyclometh: I'm willing to risk ten bucks on a venture like this. Hell, I've already gotten more than my money's worth just in laughter.

I haven't done a bit of real, actual work since this started. So I've got that going for me, which is nice.

[cdn.publishme.se image 300x312]


I am working on compiling a movie about this. My boss is on vacation.

Three captains. Three objectives. Some people see coincidence? I see PROVIDENCE!
 
2012-10-12 03:33:27 PM  
I say good job guys. I can't wait until I get home and I can donate!!!
 
2012-10-12 03:33:28 PM  

Cyclometh: Audio:

Link


THAT IS AWESOME!!!
 
2012-10-12 03:33:42 PM  
And we are on Yahoo News.

Link
 
2012-10-12 03:33:58 PM  
Put me in with the "let him buy his own" crowd
 
2012-10-12 03:34:13 PM  
I'm in for $5. What's the PayPal name?
 
2012-10-12 03:34:22 PM  

david_gaithersburg: I love it when article from The Onion get passed off as real news.


wh... what? you mean the onion article wasn't real? we all thought it was! gosh darn we got fooled. you cant blame us though, i mean clearly we all just wanted to by biden another trans am, cause we all believe the onion and figured he already had one. i mean... hell, sorry if im rambling, im just a little rattled that i cant trust the onion. there was this guy once, and like... i really trusted this guy. i thought he always gave good advice. i wasnt sure where i should go for news, cause i wasnt really sure where to find stuff that was try, and i was like, "hey guy i know, where can i get some news that it more fact-based than fox news?' and we was like... i mean RIGHT away he said, "the onion." was so quick and confident, i figured it had to be true, so every since ive been reading the onion and nothing else. i sure do hope they havent fooled me about anything else.

well, anyways, i guess you win mr. david_gaithersburg. i guess were shutting the whole thing down. nothing to see here everyone, you can go home, if you can pick something up on the way out itll really help us finish cleaning up. thanks guys! sorry it didnt turn out better, but we still had fun!
 
2012-10-12 03:34:24 PM  

WTF Indeed: And we are on Yahoo News.

Link


shiat just got serious.
 
2012-10-12 03:34:31 PM  

WarszawaScream: abhorrent1: While I find this kind of amusing, You people suck balls.
The rescue I work with has a Indiegogo campaing set up for a puppy that really needs help. And you'd rather give your money to buy this tool a car rather than help someone that really needs it. This dog will bring more joy in it's short life then this douche-nozzel could ever dream of. You're all a bunch of farking farks.

It's spelled douchenozzle.


But the name is 'duMASs'.
 
2012-10-12 03:34:34 PM  
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Funniest
2012-10-12 03:30:30 PM


sex0r: Yes, let's contribute to buy a hack, millionaire politician, who gives less to charity than I do and who hasn't done an honest days work since he's been in any type of elected office, a TransAm.

Are you people farking retarded?

(What the hell do you have against fun?




it would be fun or silly or cool, if it weren't some farking politician. Anyone else, even some Farker, would be cool.
This is just stupid.
 
2012-10-12 03:34:48 PM  

Leeds: Good NEWS everybody.

We've found the perfect car for this a-hole:

[imageshack.us image 480x360]

// Enjoy it Joe


The hate here is incredible.

Seriously, go get f*cked, shiat is happening here and you're just slowing us down.

Seriously, Not Sure: lead, follow, or GET THE F*CK OUTTA da way.
 
2012-10-12 03:34:50 PM  

mainstreet62: Summer Glau's Love Slave: Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: I started a new color for people today. I call it, Hater Yellow. There are a lot of people in Hater Yellow now. Because some of you motherf*ckers are serious haters. Now everybody stop having fun.

[www.damnyouautocorrect.com image 550x239]
What "serious hater" colors may look like.

/Luv this thread.

I like F*ckweasel and Effervescent Shiatstain.


I may paint my house in Smoker's Teeth.
 
2012-10-12 03:34:55 PM  

WTF Indeed: And we are on Yahoo News.

Link


Holy dogshiat. RichieLaw, I think you're on deck- they want an interview!
 
2012-10-12 03:35:03 PM  
Nezort: Also Joe Biden is another typical politician who rarely makes any significant charitable contributions of his own accord and with his own money.

As a former Delawarean, fark YOU. Joe Biden doesn't make significant charitable contributions with his own money because the dude barely has any money at all. He's been a long-term Senator from Delaware, where damn-near every corporation and bank in the world is located, and his net worth is about $250k. Read that again: $250k. Dude lives in Wilmington, and took the train to DC in the morning for his senate gig. This is a guy that could easily be living the high life, underwritten by any one of thousands of deeply cash-laden corporations that agree with him, but that's not how he rolls.

I wish more people knew about the real Joe Biden. He's a stand-up motherfarker. Do not farking dismiss Joe farking Biden. He's been doing good work for the people for over 30 years, and he's not a rich man for it.
 
2012-10-12 03:35:30 PM  

ciberido: choo: I'll gladly donate a few septims for the cause...for he is Bidenborn!

Didn't you use to be an adventurer?


Chickens?
 
2012-10-12 03:35:34 PM  

WTF Indeed: And we are on Yahoo News.

Link


Hahaha awesome

Chevello: Put me in with the "let him buy his own" crowd


Did you read it?

"Now, if for some reason this awesome gift is too awesome and cannot be given to Vice President Biden, the internet will still purchase the car and auction it off.
All proceeds will be distributed to the Biden Breast Health Initiative, Doctors Without Borders, the Wounded Warrior Project and GLAAD.
Regardless if it is to Joe Biden or to charity, maybe Joe Biden will wash it on the White House lawn"


It's amazing how many farkers read the headline and react with no context.
 
2012-10-12 03:35:51 PM  

RichieLaw: shiat just got serious.


Remember to blame the media if you get in a tight spot with questioning.
 
2012-10-12 03:36:22 PM  

WTF Indeed: And we are on Yahoo News.

Link


Hahahahahahaha that's awesome!
 
2012-10-12 03:36:52 PM  

RichieLaw: WTF Indeed: And we are on Yahoo News.

Link

shiat just got serious.


Enjoy the shiat. Now you'll understand why military people say "Never volunteer".
 
2012-10-12 03:36:59 PM  

Cyclometh: Audio:

Link


Sweet.
 
2012-10-12 03:37:07 PM  

dualplains: Is it just me, or is that REALLY well shopped?


The cigarettes and the burger king bag are what make it.
 
2012-10-12 03:37:20 PM  

WTF Indeed: And we are on Yahoo News.

Link


Okay, which one of you works for Yahoo? And why?
 
2012-10-12 03:37:23 PM  

coeyagi: Leeds: Good NEWS everybody.

We've found the perfect car for this a-hole:

[imageshack.us image 480x360]

// Enjoy it Joe

The hate here is incredible.

Seriously, go get f*cked, shiat is happening here and you're just slowing us down.

Seriously, Not Sure: lead, follow, or GET THE F*CK OUTTA da way.


I'm not slowing this down. I'm hoping that this meme goes to 11.

What's better than buying Joe Biden the Trans Am of his dreams?

Buying him a busted-ass clunker, that's what!

// The fundraiser should have been capped at $200.
 
2012-10-12 03:37:24 PM  

She comes in colors everywhere: sprawl15: I'd chip in ten. And some Creedence.

Foghat.


Cheap Trick

In for $5
 
2012-10-12 03:37:29 PM  
I love all the butthurt in this thread.

Makes me wish i'd studied proctology.
 
2012-10-12 03:37:31 PM  

WTF Indeed: RichieLaw: shiat just got serious.

Remember to blame the media if you get in a tight spot with questioning.


This too.
 
2012-10-12 03:37:38 PM  
www.choosepp.net
 
2012-10-12 03:37:51 PM  

WTF Indeed: RichieLaw: shiat just got serious.

Remember to blame the media if you get in a tight spot with questioning.


I think they may have tried to contact Hack Patooey. I've rec'd no emails.

/And I promise to not make any factual statements nor disclose the reasoning behind any of my actions.
//Wait...I'm sorry...I'm not a Republican.
 
2012-10-12 03:37:57 PM  
This is making me lol....:)

WTG Subby!!!

/I'm in for 10
 
2012-10-12 03:38:07 PM  

WTF Indeed: And we are on Yahoo News.

Link


fark yeah!
 
2012-10-12 03:38:36 PM  
In for $10
 
2012-10-12 03:38:51 PM  
TetrisBlock: Nezort: Also Joe Biden is another typical politician who rarely makes any significant charitable contributions of his own accord and with his own money.

As a former Delawarean, fark YOU. Joe Biden doesn't make significant charitable contributions with his own money because the dude barely has any money at all. He's been a long-term Senator from Delaware, where damn-near every corporation and bank in the world is located, and his net worth is about $250k. Read that again: $250k. Dude lives in Wilmington, and took the train to DC in the morning for his senate gig. This is a guy that could easily be living the high life, underwritten by any one of thousands of deeply cash-laden corporations that agree with him, but that's not how he rolls.

I wish more people knew about the real Joe Biden. He's a stand-up motherfarker. Do not farking dismiss Joe farking Biden. He's been doing good work for the people for over 30 years, and he's not a rich man for it. 


FYI: misquote
You wanted to quote
GT_bike:
 
2012-10-12 03:38:52 PM  

Leeds: Good NEWS everybody.

We've found the perfect car for this a-hole:

[imageshack.us image 480x360]

// Enjoy it Joe



If you think Biden is an a-hole, your friends must be limited to house pets and/or plants.
 
2012-10-12 03:39:15 PM  

WTF Indeed: And we are on Yahoo News.

Link


Beautiful. Just Beautiful.

And for charity.
 
2012-10-12 03:39:24 PM  
Considering that a lot of people on reddit don't subscribe to r/politics on, there's also threads on other subreddits.

r/obama: Link

r/funny: Link

r/PoliticalHumor: Link

r/POLITIC: Link
 
2012-10-12 03:39:28 PM  
Good to see liberals focusing on important issues
 
2012-10-12 03:39:50 PM  
Make sure it has the W72 400. You will be able to feel it between your thighs when you sit idle. The chicks dig it.
 
2012-10-12 03:39:57 PM  
I could use some donations too: I'm missing three teeth, including a couple front teeth, and could really use a bridge or maybe (preferrably) implants.

It's true that I'm not a (rich) celebrity or a (salaried) politician, but then again this dental work is a lot less expensive than a Trans Am. For that matter if you gave me any car I'd want to sell it and use the money for dental restoration.

My email address is in my profile.

TIA! 

P.S. Can't the VP afford to buy his own damn car? Maybe if y'all would rather help a well-to-do politician than an impoverished lone nut, perhaps you can at least make the donation of a Trans Am contingent on Biden paying for my dental work.
 
2012-10-12 03:40:05 PM  

WTF Indeed: RichieLaw: shiat just got serious.

Remember to blame the media if you get in a tight spot with questioning.


If you need some media pointers (yeah, I was a media hack for a long time), let me know, and we can craft a pretty little ball of words that the press can feast on.
 
2012-10-12 03:40:58 PM  

stirfrybry: Good to see liberals focusing on important issues


Yeah, we're raising 25 thousand dollars plus for charity on a whim started less than four hours ago. If you can do better, man up and get on it, nancy.
 
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