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2012-10-12 02:50:20 PM
I would just like to bring attention to the vanity plate of "BIGFNDL"
 
2012-10-12 02:50:44 PM
Subby, you magnificent bastard.
 
2012-10-12 02:50:49 PM

sex0r: Yes, let's contribute to buy a hack, millionaire politician, who gives less to charity than I do and who hasn't done an honest days work since he's been in any type of elected office, a TransAm.

Are you people farking retarded?


Hi How are you? Good good. This is the internet welcome. You haven't been around much I see, let me introduce you to a term - Meme.

Use the google to look up what it is, then use it again to search for Biden Trans Am. Read the Onion article, realize it is satire then come back and read the thread or at least the link we are talking about.

It's actually pretty funny and in the end 4 charities get the proceeds, not the VP.

Or continue to be an ass and go to the gym in 26 minutes.
 
2012-10-12 02:50:54 PM

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: I wish this election was held in late December. All the conservative butt-hurt in here makes me think of Christmas.

[chriskohatsu.files.wordpress.com image 500x375]


No butthurt here. I think it's hilarious.
 
2012-10-12 02:51:03 PM

GAT_00: wxboy: ferretman: Let me see if I understand this....the 99% wants to buy a 1%er a Trans-Am?

Apparently you don't fully understand.

The butthurt about this is even stranger than the idea itself.


They apparently don't understand that it's all hilarity based on The Onion AND it will go to a good cause via charitable donations protocols.
 
2012-10-12 02:51:07 PM
I suspect Biden actually accepting this would run afoul of some corruption laws.
 
2012-10-12 02:51:18 PM
$890.00!!! So far!
 
2012-10-12 02:51:22 PM

SisterMaryElephant: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs


Oh, and Sethen320, just because some TotalFarkette sends you a BIE doesn't mean she hasn't got a mighty penis. And she knows how to work it.


you watched Sons this week, huh?


No, but I lived one warm summer night.
 
2012-10-12 02:51:30 PM

Phinn: Enjoy fellating your favorite scumbag du jour, sweetie.


My humorless cockbag sense is tingling.
 
2012-10-12 02:51:33 PM

Ricardo Klement: abhorrent1: While I find this kind of amusing, You people suck balls.
The rescue I work with has a Indiegogo campaing set up for a puppy that really needs help. And you'd rather give your money to buy this tool a car rather than help someone that really needs it. This dog will bring more joy in it's short life then this douche-nozzel could ever dream of. You're all a bunch of farking farks.

You asshole. I have a campaign to help starving children, and you would rather help a freaking animal who should just be put down? Have you no compassion? These kids could perhaps become adults who might sow peace and stability, or find a cure for puppy cancer, something your mutt would never be able to accomplish.

You're just a farking fark.


You vaghole. I have a campaign to help starving vets, and you would rather help a freaking kid who should just be put down? Have you no compassion? These vets could perhaps became adults who did sow peace and stability, or fought a puppy that had cancer, something your kid would never be able to accomplish.

You're just a farking fark
 
2012-10-12 02:51:39 PM

coeyagi: So go ahead, reward a first class jerk who impressed only the far left base and alienated everyone else a prize for making you feel better.


Aw, sorry you feel left out. Maybe if we have any leftover cash we can get Ryan a new Big Wheel.
 
2012-10-12 02:51:40 PM

sex0r: Yes, let's contribute to buy a hack, millionaire politician, who gives less to charity than I do and who hasn't done an honest days work since he's been in any type of elected office, a TransAm.

Are you people farking retarded?


Nope, but you should actually RTFT or go to the link before you make a blind judgement.

FTFL: "Now, if for some reason this awesome gift is too awesome and cannot be given to Vice President Biden, the internet will still purchase the car and auction it off.
All proceeds will be distributed to the Biden Breast Health Initiative, Doctors Without Borders, the Wounded Warrior Project and GLAAD."
 
2012-10-12 02:51:43 PM

extroverted_suicide: RichieLaw: I need a name for Joe Biden's trans am.

Sally

/in honor of Sally Fields in Smokey & the Bandit
//also, Sally just sounds like something you'd call a Trans Am


Michele has more comedy potential.
 
2012-10-12 02:52:07 PM
Audio:

Link
 
2012-10-12 02:52:16 PM
I'm in for $5 provided having a Canadian involved doesn't fark things up somehow.
 
2012-10-12 02:52:22 PM
5 down under my profile name
 
2012-10-12 02:52:23 PM

HoratioGates: I suspect Biden actually accepting this would run afoul of some corruption laws.


Yes, except he won't accept it. We've covered this TO DEATH in this thread.
 
2012-10-12 02:52:35 PM
$20 in baby! :D
 
2012-10-12 02:52:35 PM

coeyagi: GAT_00: wxboy: ferretman: Let me see if I understand this....the 99% wants to buy a 1%er a Trans-Am?

Apparently you don't fully understand.

The butthurt about this is even stranger than the idea itself.

They apparently don't understand that it's all hilarity based on The Onion AND it will go to a good cause via charitable donations protocols.


No one should be surprised that people are commenting without RTFA. It's Fark.
 
2012-10-12 02:52:42 PM

stupiddream: $890.00!!! So far!


Just wait until work cuts out for most farkers.
 
2012-10-12 02:52:43 PM

sex0r: Yes, let's contribute to buy a hack, millionaire politician, who gives less to charity than I do and who hasn't done an honest days work since he's been in any type of elected office, a TransAm.

Are you people farking retarded?


I don't like Biden, but since the proceeds are going to charity either way... it works.

That and a living example of the power of Fark is something to which credit is due. (and the Lulz)
 
2012-10-12 02:53:05 PM

zedster: doyner: Bontesla: Mrs.Sharpier: USA Prime Credit Peggy: If the Onion gets wind, they'll want to help. No doubt.

I've tweeted them and their politics twitter account the links, more would help spread the word.

I'd also tweet Stephen Colbert.

And HuffPo...

need a good hashtag, how about #VPbiatchenTA or #Bidencarwash


I emailed The Rachel Maddow Show.
 
2012-10-12 02:53:19 PM

GT_bike: Sure it was a funny article, funny to joke about doing it... but actually doing it would be is the quintessential example of what is wrong with far too many people in this country.

 
2012-10-12 02:53:26 PM
I'm in
 
2012-10-12 02:54:06 PM

uber humper: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: I wish this election was held in late December. All the conservative butt-hurt in here makes me think of Christmas.

[chriskohatsu.files.wordpress.com image 500x375]

No butthurt here. I think it's hilarious.


I'm glad. I don't really think of this as something partisan really. I'm just glad there's charities involved. People need a laugh and I don't think this hurts Biden, Obama, the Republicans or anyone. Except maybe chubby, balding, pasty guys who own white Trans-ams.
 
2012-10-12 02:54:23 PM
Awesome thanks to everyone contributing so far!
 
2012-10-12 02:54:39 PM
Just quit my job, but I think this is well worth going hungry for.
 
2012-10-12 02:54:53 PM

PallMall: sex0r: Yes, let's contribute to buy a hack, millionaire politician, who gives less to charity than I do and who hasn't done an honest days work since he's been in any type of elected office, a TransAm.

Are you people farking retarded?

I don't like Biden, but since the proceeds are going to charity either way... it works.

That and a living example of the power of Fark is something to which credit is due. (and the Lulz)


There you go. Awesome. This is the way it should be. Forget last night for a second, forget the politics in general and go with it.

I salute you sir.
 
2012-10-12 02:55:00 PM
For all the naysayers:
media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-12 02:55:07 PM

Iceman_Cometh: The Trans Am better be a complete POS since the VP, as a Gov't employee, cannot legally accept a gift valued over $20.


Maybe we can get around it because the contributors are not part of any coherent group, so really, the gift is just many thousands of gifts of $5 a piece. Or we can just tow it to the White House and leave it there.

Wait, that's a horrible idea.
 
2012-10-12 02:55:09 PM
coeyagi, you were the one who wanted the audio, right? If not you, the person who it was needs to contact me so I can get you a high-quality WAV version of it.
 
2012-10-12 02:55:32 PM

abhorrent1: While I find this kind of amusing, You people suck balls.
The rescue I work with has a Indiegogo campaing set up for a puppy that really needs help. And you'd rather give your money to buy this tool a car rather than help someone that really needs it. This dog will bring more joy in it's short life then this douche-nozzel could ever dream of. You're all a bunch of farking farks.


I bet you're a lot of fun at parties.
 
2012-10-12 02:55:34 PM
I'm going to Pride-ATL on Sunday. I'll advertise the link via sign.
 
2012-10-12 02:55:34 PM

Coronach: Just quit my job, but I think this is well worth going hungry for.


No. Its not. Buy yourself some food. I'll chip in $5 for you.
 
2012-10-12 02:55:44 PM

RichieLaw: Awesome thanks to everyone contributing so far!


Thank you for providing a vital service to mankind.
 
2012-10-12 02:55:50 PM
Why aren't you guy pumping up the REDDIT thread, or pushing it around to Digg, etc?

The first rule in getting the word out.. is getting the word out.
 
2012-10-12 02:56:32 PM
I wonder if the Onion could help track down the original Trans Am from the photoshopped picture?
 
2012-10-12 02:56:41 PM
Cyclometh: Go away. We're having fun, and no matter how much you try to piss in the pot, it won't work.

Shoo.


ManateeGag: Stop having the type of fun he doesn't want you to have. Only he's allowed to prescribe the kind of fun we should have!


Yeah, you look like you're having a real blast.

Delicious.

/Never felt the need to farkie anyone as a "sore loser" before today.
 
2012-10-12 02:56:44 PM

PallMall: Why aren't you guy pumping up the REDDIT thread, or pushing it around to Digg, etc?

The first rule in getting the word out.. is getting the word out.


Whar link to reddit thread? I was going to post it there but couldn't decide on the right subreddit.
 
2012-10-12 02:56:44 PM

RussianPooper: Sure are a lot of Debby Downer's in this thread.


The DDs are idiots who don't, or won't read.
 
2012-10-12 02:56:49 PM
Brilliant,
In for 5
 
2012-10-12 02:57:02 PM

PallMall: Why aren't you guy pumping up the REDDIT thread, or pushing it around to Digg, etc?

The first rule in getting the word out.. is getting the word out.


I submitted to Reddit under politics, but it didn't go anywhere.
 
2012-10-12 02:57:05 PM

RichieLaw: I need a name for Joe Biden's trans am.


Michelle.
 
2012-10-12 02:57:08 PM
Why all the anger? It's a fun idea. If you like Joe, there's no reason not to have some fun. If it bothers you so much, start your own donation page to buy Romney a f*cking personality or something.
 
2012-10-12 02:57:09 PM

PallMall: Why aren't you guy pumping up the REDDIT thread, or pushing it around to Digg, etc?

The first rule in getting the word out.. is getting the word out.


@work.
Can't.
Will after work.
 
2012-10-12 02:57:23 PM

Kate Gosselin's Pap Smear: Ricardo Klement: abhorrent1: While I find this kind of amusing, You people suck balls.
The rescue I work with has a Indiegogo campaing set up for a puppy that really needs help. And you'd rather give your money to buy this tool a car rather than help someone that really needs it. This dog will bring more joy in it's short life then this douche-nozzel could ever dream of. You're all a bunch of farking farks.

You asshole. I have a campaign to help starving children, and you would rather help a freaking animal who should just be put down? Have you no compassion? These kids could perhaps become adults who might sow peace and stability, or find a cure for puppy cancer, something your mutt would never be able to accomplish.

You're just a farking fark.

You vaghole. I have a campaign to help starving vets, and you would rather help a freaking kid who should just be put down? Have you no compassion? These vets could perhaps became adults who did sow peace and stability, or fought a puppy that had cancer, something your kid would never be able to accomplish.

You're just a farking fark


Yea, well I have a fund to help me buy copious amounts of blow and rent a 1/2 dozen hookers this weekend. Without my blow purchase some drug dealer won't be able to buy a new gun and some poor hookers will be short a sale. Why do you hate America?

You're just a farking fark.
 
2012-10-12 02:57:54 PM

extroverted_suicide: abhorrent1: While I find this kind of amusing, You people suck balls.
The rescue I work with has a Indiegogo campaing set up for a puppy that really needs help. And you'd rather give your money to buy this tool a car rather than help someone that really needs it. This dog will bring more joy in it's short life then this douche-nozzel could ever dream of. You're all a bunch of farking farks.

I bet you're a lot of fun at parties.


Someone incapable of spelling "douchenozzle" correctly really has no place accusing someone of being such a nozzle.
 
2012-10-12 02:58:17 PM

Ricardo Klement: extroverted_suicide: RichieLaw: I need a name for Joe Biden's trans am.>

VEEPEEN

 
2012-10-12 02:58:20 PM

mcwehrle: RussianPooper: Sure are a lot of Debby Downer's in this thread.

The DDs are idiots who don't, or won't read.


Nah. Just haters. There's a lot of haters out here today. Haters. Haters whose mama's have underwear wit' dickholes in them.
 
2012-10-12 02:58:30 PM

Magnanimous_J: Iceman_Cometh: The Trans Am better be a complete POS since the VP, as a Gov't employee, cannot legally accept a gift valued over $20.

Maybe we can get around it because the contributors are not part of any coherent group, so really, the gift is just many thousands of gifts of $5 a piece. Or we can just tow it to the White House and leave it there.

Wait, that's a horrible idea.


Easy, give it to him 90 days.
 
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