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(Indiegogo)   I think we should get the internet to buy Biden a Trans Am (Update: donation link now LIVE)   ( indiegogo.com) divider line
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2012-10-12 02:43:49 PM  
Jiro Dreams Of McRibs


Oh, and Sethen320, just because some TotalFarkette sends you a BIE doesn't mean she hasn't got a mighty penis. And she knows how to work it.


you watched Sons this week, huh?
 
2012-10-12 02:43:58 PM  

Sirboss37: I like the name "Malarky"... Giving Joe "The Bird" might not be received as well...


But that way we can still raise funds from those who may not share our opinion of his awesomeness.
 
2012-10-12 02:44:01 PM  

zedster: doyner: Bontesla: Mrs.Sharpier: USA Prime Credit Peggy: If the Onion gets wind, they'll want to help. No doubt.

I've tweeted them and their politics twitter account the links, more would help spread the word.

I'd also tweet Stephen Colbert.

And HuffPo...

need a good hashtag, how about #VPbiatchenTA or #Bidencarwash


#GiveJoeTheBird
 
2012-10-12 02:44:07 PM  

RichieLaw: I need a name for Joe Biden's trans am.


Virgin Slayer?
 
2012-10-12 02:44:08 PM  
I don't quite get this.
 
2012-10-12 02:44:09 PM  

zedster: doyner: Bontesla: Mrs.Sharpier: USA Prime Credit Peggy: If the Onion gets wind, they'll want to help. No doubt.

I've tweeted them and their politics twitter account the links, more would help spread the word.

I'd also tweet Stephen Colbert.

And HuffPo...

need a good hashtag, how about #VPbiatchenTA or #Bidencarwash


#givebidenthebird was pretty clever. Someone used it upthread for Google+
 
2012-10-12 02:44:11 PM  

wxboy: ferretman: Let me see if I understand this....the 99% wants to buy a 1%er a Trans-Am?

Apparently you don't fully understand.


The butthurt about this is even stranger than the idea itself.
 
2012-10-12 02:44:13 PM  
shiat. Was posting in Maher FB threads and got blocked as Spam. Damn.
 
2012-10-12 02:44:24 PM  

GAT_00: Y'all are strange. Has someone pinged the WH Twitter account to let them know?


Apple shut down Ping fool. tweet at with Twitter or tweeted in this case
 
2012-10-12 02:44:25 PM  
We need a PRESS RELEASE sent to national media, we also need a copy of the PRESS RELEASE in order for farkers to cut and paste to their local news markets...
 
2012-10-12 02:44:28 PM  
Trans Ams don't cost $25k.

/DNRTFT
 
2012-10-12 02:44:28 PM  
Photoshop masters...have at it!

cache.pitstop.net.au
 
2012-10-12 02:44:33 PM  

ferretman: Let me see if I understand this....the 99% wants to buy a 1%er a Trans-Am?


You're not really familiar with Joe, are you?
 
2012-10-12 02:44:43 PM  

pippi longstocking: Of all the worthwhile charitable things to do with money...this is the most asinine of them all. Congrats Farkers, now I know why you spend $5 on a subscription to a bulletin board.


$5 is worth the price to root out all the "humorless mfer's who can't support worthy charities" to add to the ignore list.
 
2012-10-12 02:44:47 PM  

NobleHam: zedster: doyner: Bontesla: Mrs.Sharpier: USA Prime Credit Peggy: If the Onion gets wind, they'll want to help. No doubt.

I've tweeted them and their politics twitter account the links, more would help spread the word.

I'd also tweet Stephen Colbert.

And HuffPo...

need a good hashtag, how about #VPbiatchenTA or #Bidencarwash

#GiveJoeTheBird


#CannonBallJoe
 
2012-10-12 02:44:47 PM  

pippi longstocking: Of all the worthwhile charitable things to do with money...this is the most asinine of them all. Congrats Farkers, now I know why you spend $5 on a subscription to a bulletin board.


The money is ultimately going to go to charity... no need to get all preachy
 
2012-10-12 02:45:01 PM  

randomjsa: After the debate...

Liberals: That's not the REAL Romney!

Conservatives: That's absolutely the REAL Biden.

So go ahead, reward a first class jerk who impressed only the far left base and alienated everyone else a prize for making you feel better.


I live with my mom.
 
2012-10-12 02:45:15 PM  

hillbillypharmacist: GAT_00: Y'all are strange. Has someone pinged the WH Twitter account to let them know?

I did a direct contact from the WH site. I don't think I'm the only one, either.


I hope someone sends it up the line. I have this mental image of Biden laughing his ass off.
 
2012-10-12 02:45:26 PM  
Wait. Can we get the transformer Queen to deliver it?

media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-12 02:45:40 PM  
What do you guys think of this:

For gifts of $50? It costs about $10 to make.
 
2012-10-12 02:45:45 PM  
To quote another post . "A circus rodeo clown. That's Biden job description."
 
2012-10-12 02:45:48 PM  

pippi longstocking: Of all the worthwhile charitable things to do with money...this is the most asinine of them all. Congrats Farkers, now I know why you spend $5 on a subscription to a bulletin board.


ferretman: Let me see if I understand this....the 99% wants to buy a 1%er a Trans-Am?


doyner: It is amazing how many people in this thread appear to have the capacity to write complete sentences in English but are completely incapable of reading.


Exhibits A and B above
 
2012-10-12 02:46:29 PM  

Dr.Mxyzptlk.: To quote another post . "A circus rodeo clown. That's Biden job description."


At least he didn't get Gored.
 
2012-10-12 02:46:39 PM  

Bontesla: zedster: doyner: Bontesla: Mrs.Sharpier: USA Prime Credit Peggy: If the Onion gets wind, they'll want to help. No doubt.

I've tweeted them and their politics twitter account the links, more would help spread the word.

I'd also tweet Stephen Colbert.

And HuffPo...

need a good hashtag, how about #VPbiatchenTA or #Bidencarwash

#givebidenthebird was pretty clever. Someone used it upthread for Google+


Agreed, get the @fark account to tweet it out at the WH or News Sources (AV Club/Onion, Daily Show, Colbert, etc...) so we can all retweet it
 
2012-10-12 02:46:42 PM  

ice009: This is the car that he needs to get delivered to him. Seems like a perfect match

Link


OOh, that looks like a nice one
 
2012-10-12 02:46:51 PM  

Itstoearly: I'm sorry, but you're trying to raise money to buy a car for a guy who gets paid $230,700/year, plus free health care and retirement benefits, and who has little to no actual responsibility for his job? Have you Farkers gone full blown retarded? Sounds like the money would be better spent getting all of you Joe Biden blow up dolls so you can make your fantasy of sucking his dick one step closer to reality.


Are you new here? Do you really need to ask that question?
 
2012-10-12 02:47:01 PM  

Confabulat: I don't quite get this.


The story is in the link

http://www.indiegogo.com/BidensTransAm?c=home&a=1612734
 
2012-10-12 02:47:07 PM  
Yes, let's contribute to buy a hack, millionaire politician, who gives less to charity than I do and who hasn't done an honest days work since he's been in any type of elected office, a TransAm.

Are you people farking retarded?
 
2012-10-12 02:47:11 PM  

abhorrent1: While I find this kind of amusing, You people suck balls.
The rescue I work with has a Indiegogo campaing set up for a puppy that really needs help. And you'd rather give your money to buy this tool a car rather than help someone that really needs it. This dog will bring more joy in it's short life then this douche-nozzel could ever dream of. You're all a bunch of farking farks.


this just in: Michael Vick rescued your puppy. Now have some fun, dammit.
 
2012-10-12 02:47:27 PM  

RichieLaw: What do you guys think of this:

For gifts of $50? It costs about $10 to make.


cafe press T shirts
 
2012-10-12 02:47:27 PM  
Someone should also link Daily KOS the article.
 
2012-10-12 02:47:36 PM  
I gave five bucks.
I'll give another five next week if this thing actually generates some attention.


People ought to be promoting the address more.

http://www.indiegogo.com/BidensTransAm
 
2012-10-12 02:47:47 PM  

RichieLaw: What do you guys think of this:

For gifts of $50? It costs about $10 to make.


Link
 
2012-10-12 02:47:49 PM  
I'll gladly donate a few septims for the cause...for he is Bidenborn!
 
2012-10-12 02:47:50 PM  
Thanks Subs

www.gamerdna.com
 
2012-10-12 02:48:08 PM  
Sure are a lot of Debby Downer's in this thread.
 
2012-10-12 02:48:10 PM  
if its a trans am with the screaming chicken hood decal call it "General Joes Chicken"
 
2012-10-12 02:48:12 PM  

RichieLaw: I need a name for Joe Biden's trans am.


Sally

/in honor of Sally Fields in Smokey & the Bandit
//also, Sally just sounds like something you'd call a Trans Am
 
2012-10-12 02:48:49 PM  

theflatline: I just contacted a buddy out in Cali who knows a few important people, and he is going to check to see if he has a way to communicate the Idea to Burt Reynolds people about Burt getting involved.


This whole idea is (I really don't like to use this word) completely farking retarded.
Nevertheless, if it does happen, the ONLY way to deliver this car to Biden will be with Burt Reynolds behind the wheel. If you're going to go (again, my apologies) retard, go full-on.

Good luck to you all!
 
2012-10-12 02:49:02 PM  
I wish this election was held in late December. All the conservative butt-hurt in here makes me think of Christmas.

chriskohatsu.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-12 02:49:11 PM  

abhorrent1: While I find this kind of amusing, You people suck balls.
The rescue I work with has a Indiegogo campaing set up for a puppy that really needs help. And you'd rather give your money to buy this tool a car rather than help someone that really needs it. This dog will bring more joy in it's short life then this douche-nozzel could ever dream of. You're all a bunch of farking farks.


It's spelled douchenozzle.
 
2012-10-12 02:49:58 PM  

doczoidberg: I gave five bucks.
I'll give another five next week if this thing actually generates some attention.


People ought to be promoting the address more.

http://www.indiegogo.com/BidensTransAm


Agreed.
Replying to your comment to preserve the address.

/on cell @ work so I'm limited in what I can do.
 
2012-10-12 02:49:59 PM  

coeyagi: dameron: This vehicle must have a vanity plate.

I suggest:

1987 FTW
TAIL MAN
TALL BOY
MY TRAIN

among others that would never be approved.

Delaware Plates that say "Malarky" (limited by character limit)



i865.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-12 02:50:06 PM  
The Trans Am better be a complete POS since the VP, as a Gov't employee, cannot legally accept a gift valued over $20.
 
2012-10-12 02:50:20 PM  
I would just like to bring attention to the vanity plate of "BIGFNDL"
 
2012-10-12 02:50:44 PM  
Subby, you magnificent bastard.
 
2012-10-12 02:50:49 PM  

sex0r: Yes, let's contribute to buy a hack, millionaire politician, who gives less to charity than I do and who hasn't done an honest days work since he's been in any type of elected office, a TransAm.

Are you people farking retarded?


Hi How are you? Good good. This is the internet welcome. You haven't been around much I see, let me introduce you to a term - Meme.

Use the google to look up what it is, then use it again to search for Biden Trans Am. Read the Onion article, realize it is satire then come back and read the thread or at least the link we are talking about.

It's actually pretty funny and in the end 4 charities get the proceeds, not the VP.

Or continue to be an ass and go to the gym in 26 minutes.
 
2012-10-12 02:50:54 PM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: I wish this election was held in late December. All the conservative butt-hurt in here makes me think of Christmas.

[chriskohatsu.files.wordpress.com image 500x375]


No butthurt here. I think it's hilarious.
 
2012-10-12 02:51:03 PM  

GAT_00: wxboy: ferretman: Let me see if I understand this....the 99% wants to buy a 1%er a Trans-Am?

Apparently you don't fully understand.

The butthurt about this is even stranger than the idea itself.


They apparently don't understand that it's all hilarity based on The Onion AND it will go to a good cause via charitable donations protocols.
 
2012-10-12 02:51:07 PM  
I suspect Biden actually accepting this would run afoul of some corruption laws.
 
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