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(Huffington Post)   Nothing says, "I'm terribly sorry for your family's loss at this time" than the solemn tradition of overtipping the funeral strippers   (huffingtonpost.com ) divider line
    More: Obvious, showgirls, Taiwan, documentarian, public morals, TWICE  
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7393 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Oct 2012 at 10:39 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-10-12 09:44:42 AM  
Funeral strippers?

They wear black g-strings, right?
 
2012-10-12 09:56:28 AM  
Excuse me, I have to go add something to my will....
 
2012-10-12 10:41:18 AM  
@ 0:24

WTF?
 
2012-10-12 10:42:34 AM  
I can easily see this becoming a thing in this country. Heck, I think I know a few people who'd probably be offended if there weren't strippers at their funeral.
 
2012-10-12 10:44:07 AM  
Tip goes here.

resources1.news.com.au

/just the tip
 
2012-10-12 10:45:28 AM  
It's not the stripping, but lap-dancing with the corpse that really disturbs attendees. :D
 
2012-10-12 10:45:29 AM  
Welcome to news from 4 years ago
 
2012-10-12 10:45:51 AM  
The strippers at the funeral are fine. The 3 drink minimum and the $6 beers, on the other hand...
 
2012-10-12 10:47:06 AM  
Sounds like your average Irish wake around here.
 
2012-10-12 10:50:01 AM  
Trained to work with a stiff.
 
2012-10-12 10:50:19 AM  
That'll make the dead rise!
 
2012-10-12 10:50:39 AM  
Me rikey.
Yellow fever...I has it.
 
2012-10-12 10:51:29 AM  
I'm OK with this.
 
2012-10-12 10:52:01 AM  
I came here to post wordplay pretaining to dead bodies and erections...It seems that I am late to the party.
 
2012-10-12 10:52:55 AM  
i808.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-12 10:54:59 AM  
A funeral is so much better when the stripper is crying.
 
2012-10-12 10:59:27 AM  

EyeballKid: The strippers at the funeral are fine. The 3 drink minimum and the $6 beers, on the other hand...


not to mention that damn $9 service fee on the cash machine in the bathroom
 
2012-10-12 11:01:29 AM  
Me mourn you long time.
 
2012-10-12 11:04:01 AM  
According to an AFP report released Tuesday, pole dances and stripteases are commonly performed at religious festivals in some areas in Taiwan in order to "appease the wandering spirits."

i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-10-12 11:04:12 AM  
Note to self: update will to include having strippers at the wake.
 
2012-10-12 11:06:16 AM  
Although I personally can't understand having strippers at a funeral, and it would disturb me, if the family wants it, what's the problem?
 
2012-10-12 11:07:02 AM  
It appears I've been struck with rigor mortise.
 
2012-10-12 11:10:21 AM  

lelio: According to an AFP report released Tuesday, pole dances and stripteases are commonly performed at religious festivals in some areas in Taiwan in order to "appease the wandering spirits."

[i1.kym-cdn.com image 379x214]


It's Taiwan though. Don't all the girls there have penises?

/NTTAWWT
 
2012-10-12 11:11:59 AM  
John Beckwith: I crashed a funeral today.
 
2012-10-12 11:12:31 AM  

abhorrent1: It's Taiwan though. Don't all the girls there have penises?

/NTTAWWT


You're thinking Thailand.
 
2012-10-12 11:15:34 AM  
You make a grown man cry; you make a dead man cum...
 
2012-10-12 11:17:54 AM  
 
2012-10-12 11:20:24 AM  
(Yes - I know. But why let the truth get in the way of a great story)
/Left... but obviously with right inclinations...
 
2012-10-12 11:26:32 AM  

perigee: ...Speaking of which, WTF?


You can't get erect when you're dead. That story is bull.
 
2012-10-12 11:33:01 AM  
They do put the Fun in Funeral.
 
2012-10-12 11:40:46 AM  

chopit: perigee: ...Speaking of which, WTF?

You can't get erect when you're dead. That story is bull.


(See post above yours. My psychic powers have you foundered...)
 
2012-10-12 12:10:12 PM  
I think this needs to be something I have set up in advance for when I die.
 
2012-10-12 12:34:25 PM  
"So...how did you know the deceased?"

"Umm...I didn't."
 
2012-10-12 12:45:17 PM  
Repeat, but, eh... It's been a year.

link
 
2012-10-12 12:54:14 PM  

abhorrent1: lelio: According to an AFP report released Tuesday, pole dances and stripteases are commonly performed at religious festivals in some areas in Taiwan in order to "appease the wandering spirits."

[i1.kym-cdn.com image 379x214]

It's Taiwan though. Don't all the girls there have penises?

/NTTAWWT


A lot of them have nuts:
app1.chinadaily.com.cn 

/GIS for Taiwan's "Betel Nut Beauties" is most assuredly NSFW
//this was the least NSFW
 
2012-10-12 01:01:38 PM  
Will they grind on my coffin lid?
 
2012-10-12 01:16:01 PM  

perigee: ...Speaking of which, WTF?


"In a bizarre twist, Marmaduke plans to sue the dead man's estate for child support."

Bizarre twist, indeed.
 
2012-10-12 03:25:53 PM  

perigee: You make a grown man cry; you make a dead man cum...


"With the trench coats
Magazines bottle full of rum
She's so good, it make
A dead man cum"
 
2012-10-12 04:58:37 PM  
Sure, strippers at a funeral sound fun, but I'd like to attend a Balinese funeral. Check these out:

graphics8.nytimes.com

cache.boston.com

www.bugbog.com
 
2012-10-12 05:30:53 PM  
I love Asia! The band, not the landmass.
 
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