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(CNN)   Jeremy spoke in class today   (cnn.com) divider line 37
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2012-10-12 11:22:16 AM
5 votes:
I submitted this same story with the exact same headline last night.

I guess I'll just go back to drawing pictures of mountain tops with me on top.
2012-10-12 11:29:04 AM
4 votes:
Then he hit me with a SURPRIIIIISSSE LEFT

Mer jer lerft hurtin, oooh, drerped rert erpen
2012-10-12 11:25:38 AM
4 votes:
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R.I.P. Layne Staley
2012-10-12 11:54:47 AM
3 votes:

The Singing Bush: jfivealive: Then he hit me with a SURPRIIIIISSSE LEFT

Mer jer lerft hurtin, oooh, drerped rert erpen

This is begging for someone to photoshop Eddie Vedder into the Ermagerd meme.


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2012-10-12 11:36:40 AM
3 votes:

OldManDownDRoad: orclover: Its really hard to fark up a suicide with a shot to the head unless you have no idea what you are doing or your heart really isn't in it.

Well, unless you are a Judas Priest fan:

www.hadroncolliderscope.com



I found his parents:

www.homeschoolinthewoods.com
2012-10-12 11:21:46 AM
3 votes:
Who?
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2012-10-12 09:36:17 AM
3 votes:
reminds me of that Pearl Jam song
2012-10-12 12:24:20 PM
2 votes:

SlothB77: Most overrated PJ song.


ijustdid.org 
There are probably 125 pearl jam songs i prefer over Jeremy, yet all radio plays is Jeremy.

/FTFY.
2012-10-12 11:40:40 AM
2 votes:
Outside of Fargo, eh?

Was he shot in the face?

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2012-10-12 11:29:24 AM
2 votes:
If there's one thing that we don't need more of, it's teenagers shooting their mouths off.
2012-10-12 11:27:16 AM
2 votes:

Crudbucket: The student wasn't in any kind of trouble that the principal was aware of.

That's surprising. I figured he would at least get a detention or something.


I guess the principal was caughtsay-off guard.
2012-10-12 11:26:30 AM
2 votes:
This is going to go down in his permanent record.
2012-10-12 11:24:30 AM
2 votes:

Nightshade50: Well he's no Budd Dwyer.


Hey, man, nice reference.
2012-10-12 11:23:26 AM
2 votes:

EyeballKid: Who?
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He
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2012-10-12 11:22:50 AM
2 votes:
I thought it was "Jeremy's smokin' crack today"
2012-10-12 10:00:34 AM
2 votes:

Dead for Tax Reasons: How are the recess ladys breasts?


reportedly bitten by gnashed teeth.
2012-10-12 09:57:41 AM
2 votes:
How are the recess ladys breasts?
2012-10-12 09:46:40 AM
2 votes:

calbert: reminds me of that Pearl Jam song


"Interstate Love Song," right?

I could groove on that one all night, daddy-o.
2012-10-12 09:46:05 AM
2 votes:
Everyone said he seemed a harmless little fark.
2012-10-13 01:34:58 AM
1 votes:

Alonjar: I have zero sympathy for someone who shoots themselves and fails to actually die.


Yeah, we already knew that.
2012-10-12 02:23:31 PM
1 votes:

PsiChick: /Let me guess, you think you're a scientist too, don't you?


I have no idea what you are talking about. I just remember you getting reamed in a TF discussion a couple years ago for going on about your psychic abilities. Apparently your genius still knows no bounds.
2012-10-12 01:50:17 PM
1 votes:

PsiChick: /I totally didn't even see that...


I thought you were psychic. YOU should have known.
2012-10-12 12:01:59 PM
1 votes:
Frasking Vedder is such a farking racist in that song...

Lennon's yellow son??!?!?!?!?!

Leave the poor kid out of this!
2012-10-12 11:50:20 AM
1 votes:
Disagree----if you're going to shoot yourself---also shoot some of the ugly boring bullies. The suburbanites who folks own a tire dealership.
2012-10-12 11:32:10 AM
1 votes:
Hey Man Nice Shot!!
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2012-10-12 11:31:12 AM
1 votes:

orclover: Its really hard to fark up a suicide with a shot to the head unless you have no idea what you are doing or your heart really isn't in it.


Well, unless you are a Judas Priest fan:

www.hadroncolliderscope.com
2012-10-12 11:29:21 AM
1 votes:

calbert: reminds me of that Pearl Jam song


Yeah I thought that too and googled the song to find out what the actual lyrics were. I would have sworn they were something like "Jeremy spoke and yaeraseryasdfadaaayyyyy." I didn't even know those were the actual lyrics until just now.

I learned something on Fark.com today.
2012-10-12 11:28:47 AM
1 votes:

LDM90: EyeballKid: Who?
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2012-10-12 11:28:09 AM
1 votes:

Crudbucket: The student wasn't in any kind of trouble that the principal was aware of.

That's surprising. I figured he would at least get a detention or something.


This reminded me of the scene in the movie Buffy the Vampire Slayer with the principal dropping detention slips on the dead vampires after the prom attack and saying "Detention" authoritatively
2012-10-12 11:27:27 AM
1 votes:
FTA: "...hoping that our prayers go out to the child and the family and the friends," the mayor said.

Yeah, because prayers will fix this.
2012-10-12 11:25:05 AM
1 votes:
Maybe he was apologizing in advance for not successfully killing himself?
2012-10-12 11:24:45 AM
1 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: Dead for Tax Reasons: How are the recess ladys breasts?

reportedly bitten by gnashed teeth.



Oh yeah. How could I forget that?
2012-10-12 11:23:44 AM
1 votes:
Well he's no Budd Dwyer.
2012-10-12 11:23:38 AM
1 votes:
Daddy didn't give a damn?
2012-10-12 11:23:30 AM
1 votes:
that was a controversial music video

/got a little somethin'?
2012-10-12 11:20:12 AM
1 votes:
The student wasn't in any kind of trouble that the principal was aware of.

That's surprising. I figured he would at least get a detention or something.
2012-10-12 10:17:15 AM
1 votes:
See this, all you crazed gunmen out there?

This is why you start your killing sprees with yourself. It sends the message that you're not farking around, and it gets you on the front page of CNN.

In fact, let this kid be an example to all of you.
 
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