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2012-10-12 09:36:17 AM
reminds me of that Pearl Jam song
 
2012-10-12 09:46:05 AM
Everyone said he seemed a harmless little fark.
 
2012-10-12 09:46:40 AM

calbert: reminds me of that Pearl Jam song


"Interstate Love Song," right?

I could groove on that one all night, daddy-o.
 
2012-10-12 09:50:02 AM
Most overrated PJ song.

There are probably 125 pearl jam songs i prefer over Jeremy, yet all radio plays is Jeremy.
 
2012-10-12 09:57:41 AM
How are the recess ladys breasts?
 
2012-10-12 10:00:34 AM

Dead for Tax Reasons: How are the recess ladys breasts?


reportedly bitten by gnashed teeth.
 
2012-10-12 10:01:16 AM
Try to forget this. Try to erase this from the blackboard.
 
2012-10-12 10:10:00 AM
Attention whore.
 
2012-10-12 10:15:19 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Dead for Tax Reasons: How are the recess ladys breasts?

reportedly bitten by gnashed teeth.


How could I forget?

The good news is he didn't try to take anyone else out with him. There is hope for the youth of 'Murica.
 
2012-10-12 10:17:15 AM
See this, all you crazed gunmen out there?

This is why you start your killing sprees with yourself. It sends the message that you're not farking around, and it gets you on the front page of CNN.

In fact, let this kid be an example to all of you.
 
2012-10-12 11:19:40 AM

Dead for Tax Reasons: How are the recess ladys breasts?


Once bitten, twice shy.
 
2012-10-12 11:20:12 AM
The student wasn't in any kind of trouble that the principal was aware of.

That's surprising. I figured he would at least get a detention or something.
 
2012-10-12 11:21:46 AM
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
 
2012-10-12 11:22:16 AM
I submitted this same story with the exact same headline last night.

I guess I'll just go back to drawing pictures of mountain tops with me on top.
 
2012-10-12 11:22:50 AM
I thought it was "Jeremy's smokin' crack today"
 
2012-10-12 11:23:26 AM

EyeballKid: Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?


He
He
He
He
He
He
He
He
He
 
2012-10-12 11:23:30 AM
that was a controversial music video

/got a little somethin'?
 
2012-10-12 11:23:38 AM
Daddy didn't give a damn?
 
2012-10-12 11:23:44 AM
Well he's no Budd Dwyer.
 
2012-10-12 11:24:02 AM
It was time for show and swell.
 
2012-10-12 11:24:16 AM
Hmm, let's see...

[ ✔ ] Small, insular town in North Dakota.
[ ✔ ] National coming out day.
[ ✔ ] Apology for something.
[ ✔ ] Suicide attempt.

Yep, all adds up.
 
2012-10-12 11:24:30 AM

Nightshade50: Well he's no Budd Dwyer.


Hey, man, nice reference.
 
2012-10-12 11:24:45 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Dead for Tax Reasons: How are the recess ladys breasts?

reportedly bitten by gnashed teeth.



Oh yeah. How could I forget that?
 
2012-10-12 11:24:46 AM
Meh, he is gay, been persecuted all his live by "good Christians" and finally just broke.
 
2012-10-12 11:25:05 AM
Maybe he was apologizing in advance for not successfully killing himself?
 
2012-10-12 11:25:08 AM
Am I the only person who thinks the entire concept of a high school is a bad idea? Do we really want to gather that many mentally-unstable people in a single building?
 
2012-10-12 11:25:34 AM
FTFA: "No one knew what the apology was about."

Maybe it was like Richard Brautigan's suicide note before he blew out his brains: "Messy, isn't it?"
 
2012-10-12 11:25:38 AM
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R.I.P. Layne Staley
 
2012-10-12 11:25:39 AM

srhp29: I submitted this same story with the exact same headline last night.

I guess I'll just go back to drawing pictures of mountain tops with me on top.


it depends on the admins that are on. 5-8am EST is usually the best time to submit stuff if you want it greened. Whoever is admin then has a good sense of humor

/love you mysterious admin who greens my TPM and Politico headlines
 
2012-10-12 11:26:30 AM
This is going to go down in his permanent record.
 
2012-10-12 11:26:42 AM
Its really hard to fark up a suicide with a shot to the head unless you have no idea what you are doing or your heart really isn't in it.

Either way its one hell of a show and tell.
 
2012-10-12 11:26:47 AM
freeeeeezin jababblablahawhackdoodie rama lamading dong...

HEY FOOL WE AINT GOT TIME FOR JIBBA JABBA!
 
2012-10-12 11:26:50 AM
On a more serious note, who wants to bet that the kid was sorry for being or having homosexual feelings?

Or that he was the target for bullying and sorry for being a target.
 
2012-10-12 11:27:16 AM

Crudbucket: The student wasn't in any kind of trouble that the principal was aware of.

That's surprising. I figured he would at least get a detention or something.


I guess the principal was caughtsay-off guard.
 
2012-10-12 11:27:27 AM
FTA: "...hoping that our prayers go out to the child and the family and the friends," the mayor said.

Yeah, because prayers will fix this.
 
2012-10-12 11:28:09 AM

Crudbucket: The student wasn't in any kind of trouble that the principal was aware of.

That's surprising. I figured he would at least get a detention or something.


This reminded me of the scene in the movie Buffy the Vampire Slayer with the principal dropping detention slips on the dead vampires after the prom attack and saying "Detention" authoritatively
 
2012-10-12 11:28:14 AM
North Dakota... Good Kid... Bad Aim...Apology for unknown offense... North Dakota....

I'm guessing he's gay.

/oh god, yesterday was national coming out day
//I really hope my rushed stereotype driven analysis is wrong
 
2012-10-12 11:28:27 AM

orclover: Its really hard to fark up a suicide with a shot to the head unless you have no idea what you are doing or your heart really isn't in it.


Well of course your heart isn't in your head, silly.
 
2012-10-12 11:28:47 AM

LDM90: EyeballKid: Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?

He
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ooooowooooooooooowhooooa
 
2012-10-12 11:29:04 AM
Then he hit me with a SURPRIIIIISSSE LEFT

Mer jer lerft hurtin, oooh, drerped rert erpen
 
2012-10-12 11:29:21 AM

calbert: reminds me of that Pearl Jam song


Yeah I thought that too and googled the song to find out what the actual lyrics were. I would have sworn they were something like "Jeremy spoke and yaeraseryasdfadaaayyyyy." I didn't even know those were the actual lyrics until just now.

I learned something on Fark.com today.
 
2012-10-12 11:29:24 AM
If there's one thing that we don't need more of, it's teenagers shooting their mouths off.
 
2012-10-12 11:31:12 AM

orclover: Its really hard to fark up a suicide with a shot to the head unless you have no idea what you are doing or your heart really isn't in it.


Well, unless you are a Judas Priest fan:

www.hadroncolliderscope.com
 
2012-10-12 11:31:32 AM

MAYORBOB: This is going to go down in his permanent record.


Kiss off
 
2012-10-12 11:32:10 AM
Hey Man Nice Shot!!
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-10-12 11:33:27 AM

Fabric_Man: Am I the only person who thinks the entire concept of a high school is a bad idea? Do we really want to gather that many mentally-unstable people in a single building?


Try the inside of a government building...

/warning: contains nuts
//been there, done that, they said I was too crazy to stay
 
2012-10-12 11:33:41 AM
Wow. I know this is Fark and everything, but a kid just tried to kill himself. I thought most suicide threads leaned towards support of the individuals.

/Hang in there, kid.
 
2012-10-12 11:33:55 AM
Oh....no.
 
2012-10-12 11:33:57 AM

Slaves2Darkness: Meh, he is gay, been persecuted all his live by "good Christians" and finally just broke.


Wow.
24th comment.
Asshats are a little slow today.
 
2012-10-12 11:34:00 AM
Oh my, Candace must really be upset.
 
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