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(Planet Ivy)   Sperm shortage in China means enterprising men are being paid to help women get pregnant: The donor recommends "sexual intercourse would be his preferred method to success"   (planetivy.com) divider line 22
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2012-10-12 12:00:28 PM
6 votes:
"Are you having a boy or an abortion?"
2012-10-12 02:17:28 PM
4 votes:

ChipNASA: SageC: Meanwhile, in Japan.
[i48.tinypic.com image 799x564]

If it's China is it still Bukkake???


Egg Drop soup.
2012-10-12 01:21:39 PM
4 votes:
Still a shortage of green eyed ladies in china

/causes big trouble
2012-10-12 01:22:41 PM
3 votes:
Hey, ladies, I'll give you television, I'll give you eyes of blue, I'll give you men who want to rule the world.
2012-10-12 09:47:47 AM
3 votes:
they don't want your nasty gwei lo sperm .So you can just cool your jets .
2012-10-12 09:37:48 AM
3 votes:
on a completely unrelated note, how much is a flight to China these days?
2012-10-12 02:51:47 PM
2 votes:
I think I see the problem here......

i.imgur.com
2012-10-12 02:34:27 PM
2 votes:

StoPPeRmobile: ChipNASA: SageC: Meanwhile, in Japan.
[i48.tinypic.com image 799x564]

If it's China is it still Bukkake???

Egg Drop soup.


OK I LARFED way too hard at that.....
2012-10-12 02:12:46 PM
2 votes:
Meanwhile, in Japan.
i48.tinypic.com
2012-10-12 02:08:52 PM
2 votes:

Great Janitor: For $60/hour I will happily disappoint many Chinese women in bed. For $100/hour I'll bring my A game, but satisfaction is not guaranteed.


screw that, your hourly rate means i'm only getting $1.65
2012-10-12 09:36:31 AM
2 votes:
Nice work if you can get it.
2012-10-12 10:31:40 PM
1 votes:
img.chinalovematch.net
"OK, Subby, we use intercourse, may take many months of daily loving to get child"
2012-10-12 03:01:37 PM
1 votes:
To decrease the population in China, scientists have made sperm taste like chocolate.
2012-10-12 02:57:11 PM
1 votes:

Suede head: Would they want me? 6' 2", 205 lbs, red hair, blue-green eyes, IQ measured at 129, no genetic diseases. What kind of weird kid would I father with a Chinese chick?


129? Maybe some of the bridge and tunnel chicks might have a gander at you. But only If they wanted the challenge of raising a developmentally impaired child.
2012-10-12 02:47:38 PM
1 votes:
Would they want me? 6' 2", 205 lbs, red hair, blue-green eyes, IQ measured at 129, no genetic diseases. What kind of weird kid would I father with a Chinese chick?
2012-10-12 02:32:59 PM
1 votes:

justneal: Great Janitor: For $60/hour I will happily disappoint many Chinese women in bed. For $100/hour I'll bring my A game, but satisfaction is not guaranteed.

screw that, your hourly rate means i'm only getting $1.65


No need to gloat around here with those kind of skills and stamina.
2012-10-12 02:19:59 PM
1 votes:
If they would only allow Chinese girls. These Chinese boys are farking stupid, arrogant without cause, and move in a herd.

/went to school in the NW.
//'MOVE, motherfarkers' in Cantonese is a good phrase to know in Seattle.
2012-10-12 01:49:12 PM
1 votes:
For $60/hour I will happily disappoint many Chinese women in bed. For $100/hour I'll bring my A game, but satisfaction is not guaranteed.
2012-10-12 01:41:12 PM
1 votes:
regmedia.co.uk
2012-10-12 01:20:59 PM
1 votes:
toss me a couple of them chinese chicks, i'll give them 5'10 tall giant supermen babbies.
2012-10-12 01:17:11 PM
1 votes:
"The eleven available sperm banks fail to accommodate the population of over 1.3 billion, leaving Chinese women less than satisfied."

You don't say
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-10-12 11:24:46 AM
1 votes:
rlv.zcache.com
 
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