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(Planet Ivy)   Sperm shortage in China means enterprising men are being paid to help women get pregnant: The donor recommends "sexual intercourse would be his preferred method to success"   (planetivy.com) divider line 89
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2012-10-12 09:36:31 AM
Nice work if you can get it.
 
2012-10-12 09:37:48 AM
on a completely unrelated note, how much is a flight to China these days?
 
2012-10-12 09:47:47 AM
they don't want your nasty gwei lo sperm .So you can just cool your jets .
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2012-10-12 09:57:23 AM
Almost makes me want to troll eBay. Stranger spunk with a $100 minimum.

/Almost
//Hell, I just might try it anyway just to see what happens.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-10-12 11:24:46 AM
rlv.zcache.com
 
2012-10-12 12:00:28 PM
"Are you having a boy or an abortion?"
 
2012-10-12 01:14:36 PM
Don't they have kind of a population problem anyway? Maybe this is a good thing.
 
2012-10-12 01:17:11 PM
"The eleven available sperm banks fail to accommodate the population of over 1.3 billion, leaving Chinese women less than satisfied."

You don't say
 
2012-10-12 01:19:00 PM
turkeybaster.jpg
 
2012-10-12 01:19:21 PM
ill donate my services to asian women everywhere
 
2012-10-12 01:20:09 PM
Link farked already!
 
2012-10-12 01:20:09 PM

Mugato: "Are you having a boy or an abortion?"


Family Guy
 
2012-10-12 01:20:59 PM
toss me a couple of them chinese chicks, i'll give them 5'10 tall giant supermen babbies.
 
2012-10-12 01:21:31 PM
So, how many animals must go extinct so they can pop a boner this time?.
 
2012-10-12 01:21:39 PM
Still a shortage of green eyed ladies in china

/causes big trouble
 
2012-10-12 01:22:41 PM
Hey, ladies, I'll give you television, I'll give you eyes of blue, I'll give you men who want to rule the world.
 
2012-10-12 01:23:19 PM
I'm sure there's a natural remedy, zebra scrotum or the vas defrens from a pilot whale maybe.
 
2012-10-12 01:23:43 PM

Fano: Still a shortage of green eyed ladies in china

/causes big trouble


It's all in the reflexes.
 
2012-10-12 01:23:58 PM
Ooh! Fixed! And they warn "don't try this at home". I guess we'll just get a motel room?
 
2012-10-12 01:25:29 PM
Moral Orel gonna have a field day
 
2012-10-12 01:26:50 PM

rcuhljr: Fano: Still a shortage of green eyed ladies in china

/causes big trouble

It's all in the reflexes.


As I own one of these bad boys...

media.80stees.com

this post is relevant to my interests.
 
2012-10-12 01:28:05 PM
Pffft, there is a culture that has never had or will have a shortage of semen it's the Chinese.
 
2012-10-12 01:28:40 PM
And the site is farked. How appropriate.
 
2012-10-12 01:32:14 PM
And.............it's FARKED!


haven't seen that happen in a while.
 
2012-10-12 01:33:19 PM

RockofAges: rcuhljr: Fano: Still a shortage of green eyed ladies in china

/causes big trouble

It's all in the reflexes.

As I own one of these bad boys...

[media.80stees.com image 257x500]

this post is relevant to my interests.


As someone who watched that movie so many times as a kid that the VCR couldn't even correct the tracking anymore, that is awesome.

/I hunted down a dvd copy of the movie when I went to college.
//I first thought someone had made a mistake because it wasn't the movie I wanted.
///Our taped from a tape version growing up didn't have the opening lawyer seen with Egg Shen
 
2012-10-12 01:33:25 PM

theorellior: Hey, ladies, I'll give you television, I'll give you eyes of blue, I'll give you men who want to rule the world.


Nice one!
 
2012-10-12 01:35:22 PM
i2.listal.com

"If we can't get them out, we'll breed them out."
 
2012-10-12 01:38:14 PM

Pud: Almost makes me want to troll eBay. Stranger spunk with a $100 minimum.

/Almost
//Hell, I just might try it anyway just to see what happens.


I had to type in "human semen" on eBay just to find out... nothing, looks like they've banned it. Probably long ago. Probably the first thing they did on Day 1.
 
2012-10-12 01:41:12 PM
regmedia.co.uk
 
2012-10-12 01:49:12 PM
For $60/hour I will happily disappoint many Chinese women in bed. For $100/hour I'll bring my A game, but satisfaction is not guaranteed.
 
2012-10-12 01:52:15 PM
Finally, something Canada and the US can Export to China through the previously useless trade agreement. This might be what we need to tip the economy back where it belongs! Come on and step up for your country boys. Lets send China our Fat, Lazy, Homer Simpson-Like sperm and the chinese can send us more lead laden toys and cheap consumer electronics. Personally I'll spunk a time or two for a new Blueray player and a Set of decent Speakers..........

Just remember that when the next generation of Chinese are 6ft 3, 280 pounds, and dying at 25 from genetic heart disease it was because the economy needed it!
 
2012-10-12 02:02:25 PM
Velvet Jones was providing this vital service more than 20 years ago.
 
2012-10-12 02:03:18 PM
Finally, something to do with my excess sperm! Mail order to china here I cum!
 
2012-10-12 02:04:10 PM

Cymbal: [i2.listal.com image 420x259]

"If we can't get them out, we'll breed them out."


prima nocte
 
2012-10-12 02:04:52 PM

Great Janitor: For $60/hour I will happily disappoint many Chinese women in bed. For $100/hour I'll bring my A game, but satisfaction is not guaranteed.


Well, hers, anyway.
 
2012-10-12 02:08:52 PM

Great Janitor: For $60/hour I will happily disappoint many Chinese women in bed. For $100/hour I'll bring my A game, but satisfaction is not guaranteed.


screw that, your hourly rate means i'm only getting $1.65
 
2012-10-12 02:11:40 PM
You guys are doing yourselves a disservice quoting hourly rates. You're only going to get 1/30th of that, tops.
 
2012-10-12 02:12:46 PM
Meanwhile, in Japan.
i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-10-12 02:13:22 PM

shifter_: Finally, something Canada and the US can Export to China through the previously useless trade agreement. This might be what we need to tip the economy back where it belongs! Come on and step up for your country boys. Lets send China our Fat, Lazy, Homer Simpson-Like sperm and the chinese can send us more lead laden toys and cheap consumer electronics. Personally I'll spunk a time or two for a new Blueray player and a Set of decent Speakers..........

Just remember that when the next generation of Chinese are 6ft 3, 280 pounds, and dying at 25 from genetic heart disease it was because the economy needed it!


So not only is it a plan to fix our current economic woes, but also a plan to keep us ahead of the Chinese for generations! Brilliant!
 
2012-10-12 02:14:17 PM

SageC: Meanwhile, in Japan.
[i48.tinypic.com image 799x564]


If it's China is it still Bukkake???
 
2012-10-12 02:17:28 PM

ChipNASA: SageC: Meanwhile, in Japan.
[i48.tinypic.com image 799x564]

If it's China is it still Bukkake???


Egg Drop soup.
 
2012-10-12 02:19:59 PM
If they would only allow Chinese girls. These Chinese boys are farking stupid, arrogant without cause, and move in a herd.

/went to school in the NW.
//'MOVE, motherfarkers' in Cantonese is a good phrase to know in Seattle.
 
2012-10-12 02:26:27 PM
Since when have the Chinese had trouble reproducing?

And how does a country whose demographics are skewing heavily male have a sperm shortage?
 
2012-10-12 02:27:01 PM

shifter_: Just remember that when the next generation of Chinese are 6ft 3, 280 pounds, and dying at 25 from genetic heart disease it was because the economy needed it!


As the father of two half-Chinese children who will also get to check the Hispanic box when they fill out their Form 4473s, I have to say that the mix works out well.

They're both thin (from my wife's side) but they have my heavier bone structure and muscle. Interestingly, they both have better vision than either of us had at that age. My son looks more Chinese in the face, but he has broad shoulders and the muscle mass to knock my wife over... at five.

My daughter is taller than her peers and more graceful. Her talent show entry this year was a Kung Fu form with the Chinese broadsword (private schools don't freak out about sport weapons). Two weekends ago, she asked to take a turn on my silenced M-14, and she drilled a shot 4 inches directly above the bullseye at 200 yards. She complained a little about the recoil, and I told her it might be a little too much gun for an 8 year old.

They both read and do math a couple grades above their age-group.

Basically, it seems the genetic shortcomings of my wife and I washed out and the better stuff dominated. The one question outstanding is whether the kids got the Asian alcohol intolerance, or my iron liver, which will have to wait.

So, Chinese ladies, mix it up a bit. I think you'll like the results.
 
2012-10-12 02:28:42 PM

Skyfrog: Don't they have kind of a population problem anyway?


No:

www.data360.org

Not like india, which is totally farked.
 
2012-10-12 02:28:56 PM
Pregnant Chinese hottie thread?

/I keed
 
2012-10-12 02:32:59 PM

justneal: Great Janitor: For $60/hour I will happily disappoint many Chinese women in bed. For $100/hour I'll bring my A game, but satisfaction is not guaranteed.

screw that, your hourly rate means i'm only getting $1.65


No need to gloat around here with those kind of skills and stamina.
 
2012-10-12 02:34:27 PM

StoPPeRmobile: ChipNASA: SageC: Meanwhile, in Japan.
[i48.tinypic.com image 799x564]

If it's China is it still Bukkake???

Egg Drop soup.


OK I LARFED way too hard at that.....
 
2012-10-12 02:35:31 PM

plausdeny: Basically, it seems the genetic shortcomings of my wife and I washed out and the better stuff dominated. The one question outstanding is whether the kids got the Asian alcohol intolerance, or my iron liver, which will have to wait.


Damn. Your kids sound awesome. No joke. The only thing our kid has so far is his father's bone structure (frickin' brick). We've been having rough times because he doesn't seem to have inherited either of our IQs. So I'm envious of you. You sound like you've got a great family.
 
2012-10-12 02:37:07 PM

Cybernetic: Since when have the Chinese had trouble reproducing?

And how does a country whose demographics are skewing heavily male have a sperm shortage?


Too much masturbation leads to low issue.
 
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