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(Time)   Mark Hamill does his own "equals" meme by comparing the candidates as Star Wars characters   (newsfeed.time.com) divider line 24
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2012-10-12 10:19:17 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-12 10:26:00 AM
He should have switched off his targeting computer before he made that list.
 
2012-10-12 11:37:42 AM
i know this is a really girly thing to say but good god, anne has all the style of a high-end wlmart shopper.
 
2012-10-12 11:37:48 AM
Shutup, Cockknocker
 
2012-10-12 11:39:01 AM
Dick Cheney = Darth Vader. "I don't think it's fair to compare Dick Cheney to Darth Vader-it's unfair to Vader," he joked. "Because Vader was redeemed, he saw the evil of his ways and redeemed himself."

I lol'd.

Romney = C3P0 because he speaks in many tongues and will align with anyone (Jaba) to save his own ass.

Ryan = Storm trooper because he is nothing but a shill to his masters.
 
2012-10-12 11:49:30 AM
Mitt Romney is George Lucas who made money by gutting the entire franchise.
 
2012-10-12 11:51:46 AM
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2012-10-12 11:55:50 AM

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Admiral Piett? No way.

Admiral Ozzel, on the other hand...
 
2012-10-12 11:56:14 AM
Biden = Boba Fett. A comparatively minor character, but always a fan favourite, and when you're in his sights, watch the fark out.
 
2012-10-12 12:01:07 PM

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Admiral Piett? No way.

Admiral Ozzel, on the other hand...


Yes, Admiral Piett. From Wookieepedia:

His ascension through the ranks, however, was not so much a tribute to his dedication, but his ability to shift blame onto others when mistakes were made. * * * He made several potentially fatal blunders soon after his promotion but was able to shift blame as he had done in the past.

Sounds like the little smart ass congressman from Wisconsin to me.
 
2012-10-12 12:01:28 PM

Citrate1007: Romney = C3P0 because he speaks in many tongues and will align with anyone (Jaba) to save his own ass.


Thank the Maker! (Who happens to reside on Kolob Tatooine?)
 
2012-10-12 12:02:22 PM
And because it already exists:

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-12 12:09:30 PM
Chris Christie as Jabba?

Cheney wasn't Vader, Cheney was Palatine.
 
2012-10-12 12:31:47 PM
Obama as a combination of Obi Wan and Yoda? Jesus, Mark, step away from the bong for a while.
 
2012-10-12 12:32:42 PM
Rush Limbaugh is Jabba. He has minions do all his bidding.

Newt Gingrich is that Trade Federation guy in Ep1. He was in the halls of power, and had his butt handed to him.

Sheriff Joe is Greedo. Picked a fight with a badass and lost badly.

As for R2D2, the little guy who spouts nonsense yet persistently works his way into the major power plays... RON PAUL
 
2012-10-12 12:42:30 PM
Bill and Hillary- Han and Leia, the troubled couple of compitent leaders who for some reason havent killed each other yet.

Lieberman- Lando. Dirty double crosser.

Nader- Wicket W. Warrick (ewok)

George W. - Anakin Skywalker. Not evil, per se, just highly impressionable and molded into a distructive force.
 
2012-10-12 01:13:15 PM
Well, that was weak.

Barack Obama = Obi Wan Kenobi. "Well he's very wise...he's probably a cross between Obi Wan and Yoda," he said. "I so revere him, I'm going to have to go with the Sir Alec Guinness character of Obi Wan."


That's so stupid it deserves a beard slap. 

i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-12 01:34:12 PM
...Goddamn, I love Hamill now.

/Not that I didn't after he was in that one Muppets movie...
//'Oh, no, I'm Mark Hamill. That was my cousin Luke Skywalker. He's weird.'
///Anyone who says shiat that stupid to make little kids laugh is a good guy in my book.
 
2012-10-12 02:07:04 PM
I just hope Obama isn't throwing the election in order to become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.
 
2012-10-12 02:18:59 PM
Welcome to ten years ago Mark...
 
2012-10-12 02:38:32 PM
Once again we're going with how wise and smart Obama is...

While the Obama Excuse Squad tries to tell us that all it takes to completely confound and befuddle this wise guy is to have somebody articulate positions said wise guy thinks are false.
 
2012-10-12 02:44:51 PM

randomjsa: Once again we're going with how wise and smart Obama is...

While the Obama Excuse Squad tries to tell us that all it takes to completely confound and befuddle this wise guy is to have somebody articulate positions said wise guy thinks are false.


FTFY. And my brain. I know all those words, but they don't make sense in that order. I've said since day 1, Obama is playing chess while the retardlicans are playing checkers. You, of course, are playing silly-buggers, as usual.
 
2012-10-12 04:07:04 PM
You'd think Mark Hamill would compare people to Metalocalypse characters.

www.dethklok.org

Obama = Dick Knubbler
Biden = Dr. Rockzo
Romney = Charles Foster Offdensen
Ryan = Nathan Explosion

Cheney = Mr. Selatcia obviously
 
2012-10-14 12:01:26 AM

bdMurray: As for R2D2, the little guy who spouts nonsense yet persistently works his way into the major power plays... RON PAUL


Just because you don't understand him doesn't make him wrong.
 
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