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(TC Palm)   Yet another reason to never combine cheese and laxatives   (blogs.tcpalm.com) divider line 23
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7153 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Oct 2012 at 11:03 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-10-12 09:44:07 AM
Ugh. Wouldn't that be a like a speedball for your intestines?
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2012-10-12 09:53:55 AM
FTA - she watched Karen Bartlett hide cheese and lady's laxatives in a purse in the beauty aisle.

Cheese and laxatives are in the beauty isle?? Well there's your problem.
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2012-10-12 10:09:42 AM
*oops ...typo.

/ If only there was some way to preview a comment before submitting it.
 
2012-10-12 11:05:16 AM
A Google search for "Belgioio Slice Log" turned up no results, but a Google search did reveal that Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards is said to have a cheese aversion.

Um, ok.

/stay on target
 
2012-10-12 11:05:49 AM
Frankly, if I have a coffee with a grilled cheese, I get a jumbo departing Gate Zero within minutes. Cheese plus laxatives just seems like a colonic gang bang.
 
2012-10-12 11:07:13 AM

abhorrent1: A Google search for "Belgioio Slice Log" turned up no results, but a Google search did reveal that Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards is said to have a cheese aversion.

Um, ok.

/stay on target


Belgioio Slice Log was a band that opened for the Rolling Stones in Leeds in 1976.
 
2012-10-12 11:11:47 AM
That was a very strange way to write an article, It came off a some kind of strange free association, but at least I learned that Keef has a cheese "aversion" and that the author has ADD.
 
2012-10-12 11:12:38 AM
Will Greenlee is still employed. I guess he's still cheaper than two monkeys and a Downs patient...
 
2012-10-12 11:13:37 AM
That right there is a fine piece of journalism. The writer needed to fill some space so he/she fired up the Google and the Wikipedia for some facts.

The word cheese comes from Latin: caseus,
 
2012-10-12 11:17:13 AM
way back in 1987, the Redskins were in the Super Bowl, and my parents went to a Super Bowl party. I was allowed to have a friend over to watch the game. As we were celebrating the destroying of the Broncos, we went through 2 blocks of Velveeta melted on Doritos.

The next 3 days were not fun... serious bouts of the squirts followed by long bouts of constipation....
 
2012-10-12 11:24:47 AM
WTF are "lady's laxatives"? I mean, how are they distinct from "men's laxatives"?

Is it just that one comes in a blue box and one comes in a pink one?

Maybe one has a nice floral scent, and the other is more musky.

I want to know!!!

/Everybody poops.
 
2012-10-12 11:30:00 AM
Steve McCroskey: and tell the crazy lady at the store no more cheese!
 
2012-10-12 11:31:43 AM

Balchinian: WTF are "lady's laxatives"? I mean, how are they distinct from "men's laxatives"?


They cost more. That's pretty much it.
Just like with Babies. I bought a gate petsmart to go across a door to keep my dogs out of a room. Same gate at Target, same company, same exact picture except they swapped the puppy for a baby cost twice as much.
 
2012-10-12 11:37:19 AM

abhorrent1: Balchinian: WTF are "lady's laxatives"? I mean, how are they distinct from "men's laxatives"?

They cost more. That's pretty much it.
Just like with Babies. I bought a gate petsmart to go across a door to keep my dogs out of a room. Same gate at Target, same company, same exact picture except they swapped the puppy for a baby cost twice as much.


I was kind of being sarcastically rhetorical, but ok.
 
2012-10-12 11:47:31 AM
Is that how cheese logs are formed?

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2012-10-12 11:51:58 AM
I've always liked Laughing Cow cheese.

jeremyfugleberg.files.wordpress.com

I don't think there's any laxatives around that have such a happy image on their packaging.
 
2012-10-12 11:59:59 AM
i'm surprised there isn't some 'artist' using cheese and laxatives to make 'paintings' by now.
 
2012-10-12 12:00:43 PM
She was only trying to re-create a joke...what smells like cheese and looks like shiat? The Packers!
 
2012-10-12 12:01:36 PM
Clicked the link expecting something completely different.
Got another lame-ass Greenlee turd. Old schtick is old.

/congrats, subby.
 
2012-10-12 12:08:45 PM
Heh, that's nothing. I like playing "Medicine Olympics"

Try taking 2 doses each of Ex-Lax and Ammodium AD at the same time.

REALLY sucks when Ex-lax takes the gold tho
 
2012-10-12 12:09:46 PM

offmymeds: I've always liked Laughing Cow cheese.

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I don't think there's any laxatives around that have such a happy image on their packaging.


I dunno ... Belgioio Slice Log is pretty awesome.
 
2012-10-12 12:48:45 PM
Logs of cheese can be sliced, or cut, and slices of cheese can be logged, or categorized, but a clear understanding of "slice log" could not immediately be obtained.

Ha ha. that "I'll explain the obvious" gag never gets old. It really makes me chortle. Every. Goddamned. Time.
 
2012-10-12 08:57:22 PM
I also love the Laughing Cow. Like their packaging, but besides that, they make really good cheese. No laxatives at all in their products or I would never make it out of the bathroom.

/yeah, I sound fat
 
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