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2012-10-12 08:59:22 AM  
The #1 worst made me chuckle.
 
2012-10-12 09:06:23 AM  
farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2012-10-12 10:05:03 AM  
I DO hope that was sarcasm, subby. Daleks ae NOT robots, as any DW fan knows-there is a living creature at the heart of the casing, which as simply created as armor.
 
2012-10-12 10:06:25 AM  
Elevate! Elevate!
 
2012-10-12 10:10:45 AM  
Inseminate! Inseminate!

i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-12 10:11:33 AM  
Erection of the Daleks?
 
2012-10-12 10:13:58 AM  
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com 
 
2012-10-12 10:18:51 AM  
There's Dalek porn? Why wasn't I informed?
 
2012-10-12 10:22:36 AM  

baltimoreblonde: I DO hope that was sarcasm, subby. Daleks ae NOT robots, as any DW fan knows-there is a living creature at the heart of the casing, which as simply created as armor.


Also, Daleks CAN go up stairs.

Subby is clearly not a DW fan.

Wellon Dowd: Inseminate! Inseminate!

[i.imgur.com image 620x974]


I want to do more than inseminate...
 
2012-10-12 10:23:03 AM  
I guess I'm a bigger Who fan the the author, I thought Daleks in Manhattan/Evolution of the Daleks was pretty good. I haven't seen Asylum of the Daleks yet so IDK about that.
 
2012-10-12 10:23:27 AM  

stevetherobot: There's Dalek porn? Why wasn't I informed?


Paging Ghastly, Ghastly to the Dalek thread.
 
2012-10-12 10:24:02 AM  
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2012-10-12 10:24:41 AM  
It's amazing that, sarcastically or not, people seem to not know that Daleks have been able to traverse stairs for quite some time, if not the very beginning(offscreen). In Rememberance of the Daleks we SEE one float up stairs, and as far back as Dalek Invasion of Earth it's implied they can navigate stairs as they were able to get to different levels of buildings that ONLY had stairwells.
 
2012-10-12 10:26:09 AM  
List fails without "Doomsday". The interactions between the Daleks and the Cybermen are priceless.

/This is not war. This is pest control.
 
2012-10-12 10:27:45 AM  

wippit: The interactions between the Daleks and the Cybermen are priceless.


Problem is that's the only thing good about that mind-numbing episode.
 
2012-10-12 10:28:42 AM  

wippit: List fails without "Doomsday". The interactions between the Daleks and the Cybermen are priceless.

/This is not war. This is pest control.


That slashie is without a doubt the best line uttered by any Dalek in any episode of DW.
 
2012-10-12 10:29:00 AM  
Speaking of, why wasn't I told?!

http://www.character-online.com/products/Character-Building/Doctor-Wh o /Dalek-Army-Builder-Pack/
 
2012-10-12 10:32:07 AM  

t3knomanser: wippit: The interactions between the Daleks and the Cybermen are priceless.

Problem is that's the only thing good about that mind-numbing episode.


This and that.
 
2012-10-12 10:33:37 AM  
stevetherobot
There's Dalek porn?


They already look like the result of a pepper mill banging a vibrator, what with all the knobs around the body and the rotating upper half.
 
2012-10-12 10:36:40 AM  

t3knomanser: wippit: The interactions between the Daleks and the Cybermen are priceless.

Problem is that's the only thing good about that mind-numbing episode.


It got rid of Rose and briefly introduced Donna, which is a net positive.
 
2012-10-12 10:37:11 AM  

t3knomanser: wippit: The interactions between the Daleks and the Cybermen are priceless.

Problem is that's the only thing good about that mind-numbing episode.


You are better at dying!
 
2012-10-12 10:42:24 AM  
I disagree with AOTD: the Daleks seemed to be menacing actually for once in the new series. Notice The Doctor doesn't defeat them as much as run away while they're confused. No "WE FELL THROUGH TIME & SPACE YET AGAIN ONLY TO REAPPEAR AS DEADLY AND FOPPISH AS EVER" RTD nonsense this time.
 
2012-10-12 10:55:25 AM  
You know, even if a Dalek couldn't climb stairs, I'd still say they were pretty damn scary. They're nigh impervious to conventional Earth weaponry, and so far as we know, they're basically immortal, or at least have a natural lifespan far longer than humans.

Their weaponry seems mostly effective on humans, but possible they could take down buildings and such if they really wanted to. Even if they couldn't, though, you've got hundreds, or perhaps thousands of merciless killing machines on the ground, invulnerable to weapons fire, living for hundreds or perhaps even thousands of years.

Sure, you can escape into a high rise or something for a while, but how long are you going to last there?
 
2012-10-12 11:29:22 AM  

jayhawk88: You know, even if a Dalek couldn't climb stairs, I'd still say they were pretty damn scary. They're nigh impervious to conventional Earth weaponry, and so far as we know, they're basically immortal, or at least have a natural lifespan far longer than humans.

Their weaponry seems mostly effective on humans, but possible they could take down buildings and such if they really wanted to. Even if they couldn't, though, you've got hundreds, or perhaps thousands of merciless killing machines on the ground, invulnerable to weapons fire, living for hundreds or perhaps even thousands of years.

Sure, you can escape into a high rise or something for a while, but how long are you going to last there?


Isn't there an episode where someone runs up the stairs so they just blow up the house? I seem to remember that.
 
2012-10-12 11:30:44 AM  
I disagree with AOTD being on the list. There were only two good episodes so far in Season 7 and AOTD and TATM were the only ones (the other ones being mostly shiat).

Also, the author got details of "Parting of the Ways" wrong. There's no 'final transmission from the doctor'. That was Doomsday.

/also, the show hits the reset button on anything whenever it's convenient for the story, but I still enjoy it. If this were Star Trek, they'd have incurred the wrath of the fans for breaking their own rules.
 
2012-10-12 11:39:44 AM  
I'm glad to see that actually bothered to look at pre-2005 Who for this list. But it's a shame that almost all of Evil of the Daleks is lost to us, because from reading the novelization it's as good of a story as Genesis of the Daleks.
 
2012-10-12 11:47:35 AM  
Speaking of, I'll leave this here: Dalek Second Empire
 
2012-10-12 12:00:03 PM  
serious question for dr who fans:
i'm four episodes into the 2005 reboot. so far...i'm not really into it. is that enough to get a feel for it, or should i stick with it a bit longer? i was excited about it because of the ridiculous hype, but...i dunno.
 
2012-10-12 12:04:16 PM  

Lurk sober post drunk: serious question for dr who fans:
i'm four episodes into the 2005 reboot. so far...i'm not really into it. is that enough to get a feel for it, or should i stick with it a bit longer? i was excited about it because of the ridiculous hype, but...i dunno.


I'd say finish the first season. I was hooked after the first episode. But there was no hype for me, it was just recommended by a friend. that's what sucks about hype, you're almost always disappointed.
 
2012-10-12 12:39:11 PM  
Lurk sober post drunk
serious question for dr who fans:
i'm four episodes into the 2005 reboot. so far...i'm not really into it. is that enough to get a feel for it, or should i stick with it a bit longer? i was excited about it because of the ridiculous hype, but...i dunno.


I didn't like the first few episodes either; I would probably skip the farting aliens and start with episode six.
Or in your case jump ahead to the two-parter "The Empty Child"/"The Doctor Dances"; it's probably the best part of that season, so if you don't like that one...

It might also be worth jumping ahead to the Matt Smith seasons (e.g the first episode of season five and the first of season six) or give one of the Tenant episodes written by Steven Moffat a try to see if that style is more to your liking.
 
2012-10-12 12:48:00 PM  

The Voice of Doom: Lurk sober post drunk
serious question for dr who fans:
i'm four episodes into the 2005 reboot. so far...i'm not really into it. is that enough to get a feel for it, or should i stick with it a bit longer? i was excited about it because of the ridiculous hype, but...i dunno.

I didn't like the first few episodes either; I would probably skip the farting aliens and start with episode six.
Or in your case jump ahead to the two-parter "The Empty Child"/"The Doctor Dances"; it's probably the best part of that season, so if you don't like that one...

It might also be worth jumping ahead to the Matt Smith seasons (e.g the first episode of season five and the first of season six) or give one of the Tenant episodes written by Steven Moffat a try to see if that style is more to your liking.


i also watched the first episode some time ago, and found it lacking. I haven't been watching much netflix lately but this advice has been duly noted. Thanks!
 
2012-10-12 12:52:38 PM  

Lurk sober post drunk: serious question for dr who fans:
i'm four episodes into the 2005 reboot. so far...i'm not really into it. is that enough to get a feel for it, or should i stick with it a bit longer? i was excited about it because of the ridiculous hype, but...i dunno.


I found the majority of the first few seasons a bit of a slog at times. But that was all necessary to set me up for later, so it's still well worth doing if you've got the time and patience. It does get better though.
 
2012-10-12 01:03:01 PM  

baltimoreblonde: wippit: List fails without "Doomsday". The interactions between the Daleks and the Cybermen are priceless.

/This is not war. This is pest control.

That slashie is without a doubt the best line uttered by any Dalek in any episode of DW.


This! Who knew Daleks had such a great sense of humor!

/Even he didn't.
 
2012-10-12 01:09:23 PM  
Trash cans on wheels with disco lights are terrifying.

/dr who sucks
 
2012-10-12 02:24:25 PM  

The Voice of Doom: Lurk sober post drunk
serious question for dr who fans:
i'm four episodes into the 2005 reboot. so far...i'm not really into it. is that enough to get a feel for it, or should i stick with it a bit longer? i was excited about it because of the ridiculous hype, but...i dunno.

I didn't like the first few episodes either; I would probably skip the farting aliens and start with episode six.
Or in your case jump ahead to the two-parter "The Empty Child"/"The Doctor Dances"; it's probably the best part of that season, so if you don't like that one...

It might also be worth jumping ahead to the Matt Smith seasons (e.g the first episode of season five and the first of season six) or give one of the Tenant episodes written by Steven Moffat a try to see if that style is more to your liking.


Aw, I like the Slitheen family. Even the name of their home planet is fun to say: Raxacoricofallapatorius.

I just found the first series to be quite fun and was sad to see Eccelston go.
 
2012-10-12 02:37:33 PM  

Wollffeey: The Voice of Doom: Lurk sober post drunk
serious question for dr who fans:
i'm four episodes into the 2005 reboot. so far...i'm not really into it. is that enough to get a feel for it, or should i stick with it a bit longer? i was excited about it because of the ridiculous hype, but...i dunno.

I didn't like the first few episodes either; I would probably skip the farting aliens and start with episode six.
Or in your case jump ahead to the two-parter "The Empty Child"/"The Doctor Dances"; it's probably the best part of that season, so if you don't like that one...

It might also be worth jumping ahead to the Matt Smith seasons (e.g the first episode of season five and the first of season six) or give one of the Tenant episodes written by Steven Moffat a try to see if that style is more to your liking.

Aw, I like the Slitheen family. Even the name of their home planet is fun to say: Raxacoricofallapatorius.

I just found the first series to be quite fun and was sad to see Eccelston go.


I really liked him too. I still like him better than Smith, and just slightly less than Tennant. I'm rewatching the series now and I forgot how fun he was.
 
2012-10-12 03:18:45 PM  

maxpower007: Wollffeey: The Voice of Doom: Lurk sober post drunk
serious question for dr who fans:
i'm four episodes into the 2005 reboot. so far...i'm not really into it. is that enough to get a feel for it, or should i stick with it a bit longer? i was excited about it because of the ridiculous hype, but...i dunno.

I didn't like the first few episodes either; I would probably skip the farting aliens and start with episode six.
Or in your case jump ahead to the two-parter "The Empty Child"/"The Doctor Dances"; it's probably the best part of that season, so if you don't like that one...

It might also be worth jumping ahead to the Matt Smith seasons (e.g the first episode of season five and the first of season six) or give one of the Tenant episodes written by Steven Moffat a try to see if that style is more to your liking.

Aw, I like the Slitheen family. Even the name of their home planet is fun to say: Raxacoricofallapatorius.

I just found the first series to be quite fun and was sad to see Eccelston go.

I really liked him too. I still like him better than Smith, and just slightly less than Tennant. I'm rewatching the series now and I forgot how fun he was.


Smith is my favourite, mostly for the earlier stuff when he was like a gerbil on cocaine. I loved his unique energy, and he has some great quirky low-sfx episodes like "The Lodger".

I've been giving the earlier episodes another look since I bought the new series on Zune Marketplace to watch on my xbox (much cheaper than DVDs of the seasons). I like most episodes, except for the Daleks in Manhattan/Love & Monsters/Fear Her (all Season 3 episodes). I don't like any episodes that really involve Rose's mom, Jackie, queen of the chavs. Because in a show with time travel and science fictiony stuff like alien worlds, who gives a shiat about a woman who looks like she probably smells of boiled cabbage and failure?
 
2012-10-12 03:28:02 PM  

Lurk sober post drunk: serious question for dr who fans:
i'm four episodes into the 2005 reboot. so far...i'm not really into it. is that enough to get a feel for it, or should i stick with it a bit longer? i was excited about it because of the ridiculous hype, but...i dunno.


Like someone said earlier, the second half does improve quite a bit. Try to at least make it through the World War 2 two-parter. If that doesn't pull you in, its probably not for you.

The problem with your friend is that he's seen seven years worth of episodes and is convinced its awesome. Its hard to convey that enthusiasm to someone whose never seen it before. Yeah I'll admit the first few episodes were kinda weak, but that's normal for any new tv series. Fortunately like Star Trek TNG, which also sucked hard at first, there were legions of fans who knew how good the show could be and stuck with it til the showrunners were finally able to get their shiat together.
 
2012-10-12 03:40:45 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Inseminate! Inseminate!

[i.imgur.com image 620x974]


I volunteer.
/I'm pretty and can cook.
 
2012-10-12 03:50:23 PM  
Terribly off topic, but those of you who're all caught up on the current series might want to watch this.

Doctor Who:PS

Unless you're an Amy and Rory hater It'll probably remind you that you need to do some dusting.
 
2012-10-12 03:59:16 PM  

MadSkillz: maxpower007: Wollffeey: The Voice of Doom: Lurk sober post drunk
serious question for dr who fans:
i'm four episodes into the 2005 reboot. so far...i'm not really into it. is that enough to get a feel for it, or should i stick with it a bit longer? i was excited about it because of the ridiculous hype, but...i dunno.

I didn't like the first few episodes either; I would probably skip the farting aliens and start with episode six.
Or in your case jump ahead to the two-parter "The Empty Child"/"The Doctor Dances"; it's probably the best part of that season, so if you don't like that one...

It might also be worth jumping ahead to the Matt Smith seasons (e.g the first episode of season five and the first of season six) or give one of the Tenant episodes written by Steven Moffat a try to see if that style is more to your liking.

Aw, I like the Slitheen family. Even the name of their home planet is fun to say: Raxacoricofallapatorius.

I just found the first series to be quite fun and was sad to see Eccelston go.

I really liked him too. I still like him better than Smith, and just slightly less than Tennant. I'm rewatching the series now and I forgot how fun he was.

Smith is my favourite, mostly for the earlier stuff when he was like a gerbil on cocaine. I loved his unique energy, and he has some great quirky low-sfx episodes like "The Lodger".

I've been giving the earlier episodes another look since I bought the new series on Zune Marketplace to watch on my xbox (much cheaper than DVDs of the seasons). I like most episodes, except for the Daleks in Manhattan/Love & Monsters/Fear Her (all Season 3 episodes). I don't like any episodes that really involve Rose's mom, Jackie, queen of the chavs. Because in a show with time travel and science fictiony stuff like alien worlds, who gives a shiat about a woman who looks like she probably smells of boiled cabbage and failure?


Id on't know what it is about Smith I don't like, but there's something. I don't hate him, he's just my least favorite. I haven't seen the new season and haven't rewatched the Smith episodes yet so it may change. I wasn't crazy about Tennant at first either...also I really liked the first two episodes you listed, and pretty much agree on the fear her episode. I think it was a somewhat good idea, just not executed well enough. And concerning rose's mom, I agree but I think her character serves the purpose of making it seem like a real earth when she's in those episodes. It's kind of like she brings the show back down to earth(maybe a little overdramaticaly) in the episodes she appears in.

I think the only episodes I really find bad are The Impossible Planet/Satan's pit and 42. There might be a couple more but those are the ones that stick out.
 
2012-10-12 03:59:55 PM  
Old enough to know better: Terribly off topic, but those of you who're all caught up on the current series might want to watch this.

Doctor Who:PS

Unless you're an Amy and Rory hater It'll probably remind you that you need to do some dusting.


Wow. Just......wow.

And yeah.....it's dusty in here.
 
2012-10-12 04:10:33 PM  
maxpower007:

42 was actually the first episode of Nu-Who that I watched. I was in Vegas, staying in my hotel room because the night before I had like 6 vodka redbulls and was SO sick I just couldn't go out during the early afternoon. It wasn't terrible - it was merely okay, but it's what got me watching the show.

The Impossible Planet/Satan Pit is not great and raises more questions, like "is that really the devil", but it's watchable. There's only a few episodes that for me are absolutely unwatchable, including "Fear Her".

/you have to remember, this is a family show, so it's just 'fun' and you just have to go with it. Even Moffat's show, with its foreshadowing and supposed arcs, is more of the same bullshiat. He's never delivered on any of his season finales really, either.

//I still marvel at how British people keep track of the next word they're going to say to get those connecting "r"s in when words end with a vowel and then begin with a vowel.
 
2012-10-12 04:11:12 PM  

Wollffeey: The Voice of Doom: Lurk sober post drunk
serious question for dr who fans:
i'm four episodes into the 2005 reboot. so far...i'm not really into it. is that enough to get a feel for it, or should i stick with it a bit longer? i was excited about it because of the ridiculous hype, but...i dunno.

I didn't like the first few episodes either; I would probably skip the farting aliens and start with episode six.
Or in your case jump ahead to the two-parter "The Empty Child"/"The Doctor Dances"; it's probably the best part of that season, so if you don't like that one...

It might also be worth jumping ahead to the Matt Smith seasons (e.g the first episode of season five and the first of season six) or give one of the Tenant episodes written by Steven Moffat a try to see if that style is more to your liking.

Aw, I like the Slitheen family. Even the name of their home planet is fun to say: Raxacoricofallapatorius.

I just found the first series to be quite fun and was sad to see Eccelston go.


Meh, the episode where the last one was turned into egg just made me realize why Dr. Who had to be a British show. Don't get me wrong, I love the show, but the entire time I'm just thinking if this was the American Dr Who we'd have just shot the Slitheen in the back of the head and not had to deal with the rest of her crap.
 
2012-10-12 04:14:52 PM  

Old enough to know better: Terribly off topic, but those of you who're all caught up on the current series might want to watch this.

Doctor Who:PS

Unless you're an Amy and Rory hater It'll probably remind you that you need to do some dusting.


Ah geez... friggin' dust...
 
2012-10-12 04:35:17 PM  
Fail in Human Form
I love the show, but the entire time I'm just thinking if this was the American Dr Who we'd have just shot the Slitheen in the back of the head and not had to deal with the rest of her crap.

You must love "The Impossible Astronaut".

"Fellas...you think you can just shoot me?"
"THEY'RE AMERICANS!"
 
2012-10-12 04:50:16 PM  

The Voice of Doom: Fail in Human Form
I love the show, but the entire time I'm just thinking if this was the American Dr Who we'd have just shot the Slitheen in the back of the head and not had to deal with the rest of her crap.

You must love "The Impossible Astronaut".

"Fellas...you think you can just shoot me?"
"THEY'RE AMERICANS!"


I laugh everytime I see that :-)
 
2012-10-12 05:42:55 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Trash cans on wheels with disco lights are terrifying.

/dr who sucks


i36.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-12 07:03:21 PM  
Because of their popularity in both runs of the show, the Daleks have been trotted out repeatedly over the years.

I thought it was because the deal with the estate that owns the rights to the Daleks stipulates they have to be in at least one episode each season?
 
2012-10-12 07:07:05 PM  

stevetherobot: There's Dalek porn? Why wasn't I informed?


www.ghostofaflea.com

/oblig
 
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