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An angry note is already on the way: "Dear Lindsay, Governor Romney already HAS a recovering drug-addict attention-whore on his side, thank you. Sincerely, Rush Limbaugh"
imontheinternet:She's certainly not better off than she was four years ago. I'll give her that.
No, but we all are. Since she decided to completely flush her life down the toilet, the likelihood of a career resurgence in porn or at least Skinemax is getting closer. Let's just pray it happens before her titties turn into rotten gourds.
From the comments:at a certain stage in their careers, aging porn stars and hookers will gravitate toward the safety and security of "third wife" status for a wealthy Republican businessman.
Lohan is signaling that she's reached that dreaded plateau where it's use 'em while you got 'em.
All that needs to be said, really.
Newt Gingrich. Newt Gingrich. Please pick up the white courtesy phone.
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