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(Politico)   Lindsay Lohan backs Romney. Some would call this the Kiss of Death....but realistically it probably just the Kiss of Herpes Simplex Type 1   (politico.com) divider line 94
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2012-10-12 10:46:41 AM
An entitled rich white person backs Romney...stop the presses.
 
2012-10-12 10:46:48 AM
She wants to put Romney in the driver's seat.
 
2012-10-12 10:47:03 AM
Props subby!
/I laughed.
 
2012-10-12 10:48:35 AM

SN1987a goes boom: An entitled rich white person backs Romney...stop the presses.


Just a few weeks ago Nicki Minaj came out in support of him
 
2012-10-12 10:49:11 AM
Well, I guess that means she hasn't gotten over her drug problem. You have to be high to support Mittens.
 
2012-10-12 10:49:12 AM
Oh Lindsay...

What happened to this?

legacy-cdn.smosh.com
 
2012-10-12 10:49:25 AM

SN1987a goes boom: An entitled rich white person backs Romney...stop the presses.


How does still have money? Coke isn't that cheap.
 
2012-10-12 10:50:05 AM
Wow, this just reaffirms what we've known all along.

She is a stupid cum dumpster.
 
2012-10-12 10:50:53 AM

ha-ha-guy: SN1987a goes boom: An entitled rich white person backs Romney...stop the presses.

How does still have money? Coke isn't that cheap.


She doesn't have money because Fartbamataco taxed her to death. And coke.
 
2012-10-12 10:51:03 AM
Why would massive cuts to government programs, lower taxes on rich people, the removal of middle class tax deductions, and no realistic jobs recovery person make someone think of employment?

I mean, the job creation during the Bush Administration was so fantastic, I want to put the same people in charge again!
 
2012-10-12 10:51:30 AM
And not a single fark was given that day.
 
2012-10-12 10:51:47 AM
Ok... I think it's time to reclaim the meme that I started.

This is bad news... for Romney
 
2012-10-12 10:52:05 AM
And Amanda Bynes backs Obama because...well, you know
 
2012-10-12 10:52:20 AM

bulldg4life: Why would massive cuts to government programs, lower taxes on rich people, the removal of middle class tax deductions, and no realistic jobs recovery person make someone think of employment?

I mean, the job creation during the Bush Administration was so fantastic, I want to put the same people in charge again!


Its a 5 point plan. Its not rocket science. If you want details all I can say is it will be bipartisan.
 
2012-10-12 10:53:27 AM
Well, she is pretty rich...
 
2012-10-12 10:53:42 AM
So Basically a train wreck Hits Romney campaign?
 
2012-10-12 10:53:47 AM
From the comments: at a certain stage in their careers, aging porn stars and hookers will gravitate toward the safety and security of "third wife" status for a wealthy Republican businessman.

Lohan is signaling that she's reached that dreaded plateau where it's use 'em while you got 'em.


All that needs to be said, really.

Newt Gingrich. Newt Gingrich. Please pick up the white courtesy phone.
 
2012-10-12 10:54:02 AM
I'm waitin for Amanda Byrnes to find out who I should voted for in this election.

/sent my ballot in on Tuesday
 
2012-10-12 10:54:25 AM

LarryDan43: bulldg4life: Why would massive cuts to government programs, lower taxes on rich people, the removal of middle class tax deductions, and no realistic jobs recovery person make someone think of employment?

I mean, the job creation during the Bush Administration was so fantastic, I want to put the same people in charge again!

Its a 5 point plan. Its not rocket science. If you want details all I can say is it will be bipartisan.


you should vote for me. I'm going to end taxes completely and pay for everyone's college.

how? well, my plan is just a framework. I'll work the details out when I'm elected.
 
2012-10-12 10:54:47 AM
"I just think employment is really important right now"

Obama isn't the reason you can't land a gig, drinky.
 
2012-10-12 10:55:06 AM
DIAF
 
2012-10-12 10:57:18 AM

TheBlackrose: From the comments: at a certain stage in their careers, aging porn stars and hookers will gravitate toward the safety and security of "third wife" status for a wealthy Republican businessman.

Lohan is signaling that she's reached that dreaded plateau where it's use 'em while you got 'em.

All that needs to be said, really.

Newt Gingrich. Newt Gingrich. Please pick up the white courtesy phone.


Fourth wife? Oh God, is Lohan going to go the way of Stacy Peterson or Anne of Cleves? I.E. - get killed when Lohan cheats on Gingrich, or get divorced when Gingrich gets bored of her meth-addled cucumber titties when she hits 35.
 
2012-10-12 11:00:33 AM
So someone who runs up tabs she cannot possibly pay, recklessly drives into situations without thought of consequences, who got her start from corporate sponsorship, who once had some respectability and threw it all away... that person is supporting Romney?

Color me shocked.
 
2012-10-12 11:01:16 AM

meat0918: Oh Lindsay...

What happened to this?

[legacy-cdn.smosh.com image 373x400]


images.txtagif.com
 
2012-10-12 11:01:17 AM
This is your brain on drugs. Any questions?
 
2012-10-12 11:05:00 AM

meat0918: Oh Lindsay...

What happened to this?

[legacy-cdn.smosh.com image 373x400]


Slow down! I can't fap that fast!

Well, maybe if I try really hard.
 
2012-10-12 11:07:01 AM

unexplained bacon: LarryDan43: bulldg4life: Why would massive cuts to government programs, lower taxes on rich people, the removal of middle class tax deductions, and no realistic jobs recovery person make someone think of employment?

I mean, the job creation during the Bush Administration was so fantastic, I want to put the same people in charge again!

Its a 5 point plan. Its not rocket science. If you want details all I can say is it will be bipartisan.

you should vote for me. I'm going to end taxes completely and pay for everyone's college.

how? well, my plan is just a framework. I'll work the details out when I'm elected.


Sold! It worked for Reagan and Tip O'Neill, it will work now.
 
2012-10-12 11:10:32 AM
Unless her cocaine mirror doubles as a television/internet device I am guessing that she is not the most informed person...
 
2012-10-12 11:13:26 AM
FTA: "I just think employment is really important right now,"

Well, not being a coked-out trainwreck might help you out there Lindsay.
 
2012-10-12 11:14:58 AM
This means that Romney has a lock on the washed up coke whore vote.
 
2012-10-12 11:15:36 AM
What will keep me the news longer? Oh yeah, act like I know something about something that isn't cocaine.
 
2012-10-12 11:16:34 AM
All things considered, Amanda Byrnes would be better off with Romney in the drivers seat. This is not a metaphor.
 
2012-10-12 11:19:11 AM

bulldg4life: Why would massive cuts to government programs, lower taxes on rich people, the removal of middle class tax deductions, and no realistic jobs recovery person make someone think of employment?

I mean, the job creation during the Bush Administration was so fantastic, I want to put the same people in charge again!


Its amazing how many people don't have the mental capacity to ask themselves this question. Hell, I seriously doubt Lohan, like millions of people, even knows that massive cuts to government programs, lower taxes on rich people, the removal of middle class tax deductions, and no realistic jobs recovery is apart of the Romney/GOP platform. The number of low information voters and cognitively lazy voters is staggering. They just heard "Obama has a negative effect on jobs" and accepted it.

This train of thought is exactly why Romney can stretch the truth to the extent he did during his debate and come out better off for doing exactly that.
 
2012-10-12 11:21:50 AM

meat0918: Oh Lindsay...

What happened to this?

[legacy-cdn.smosh.com image 373x400]


It just isn't the same without the music...

/off to YTMND for the first time in yonks for my fix
//damn you
 
2012-10-12 11:23:57 AM
Did Romney promise heroin that's good for your skin or something?
 
2012-10-12 11:27:55 AM

coeyagi: ha-ha-guy: SN1987a goes boom: An entitled rich white person backs Romney...stop the presses.

How does still have money? Coke isn't that cheap.

She doesn't have money because Fartbamataco taxed her to death. And coke.


Ridiculous, there's no way 0bummer would fit in the glove compartment of a runner.

/Start speaking in haiku? maybe....
 
2012-10-12 11:31:54 AM
Why is there derp mixed in with my Entertainment tab?
 
2012-10-12 11:32:18 AM
His technique better than Daddy's?
 
2012-10-12 11:34:09 AM
Romney stands for freedom and jobs. He stands here, there, near, and far. After the election, he'll work in a bipartisan manner to show exactly where he stands.

Obama is a sitting person. You want a stander not a sitter for president.
 
2012-10-12 11:35:07 AM

ha-ha-guy: SN1987a goes boom: An entitled rich white person backs Romney...stop the presses.

How does still have money? Coke isn't that cheap.


I can't imagine how she could still have money but she does have the misguided sense of entitlement.
 
2012-10-12 11:36:43 AM
Copperbelly watersnake

Romney stands for freedom and jobs. He stands here, there, near, and far. After the election, he'll work in a bipartisan manner to show exactly where he stands.

Obama is a sitting person. You want a stander not a sitter for president.



A setter?
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-10-12 11:38:33 AM
What's funny is that I was astounded in 2004 when she said she was going to do what most celebrities should do: not endorse anyone. She said whoever she supported didn't matter, because no one will be convinced to support a candidate simply by her endorsement, and it only serves to alienate nearly half her fanbase who disagree with her.

Then again, 8 years ago she actually had a fanbase to be worried about, so that might be a factor.
 
2012-10-12 11:39:29 AM
Whiskey Pete

This means that Romney has a lock on the washed up coke whore vote.




Most of Hollywood would fall under that title.
 
2012-10-12 11:40:15 AM

Copperbelly watersnake: Romney stands for freedom and from jobs.

 
2012-10-12 11:40:41 AM
She's certainly not better off than she was four years ago. I'll give her that.
 
2012-10-12 11:42:05 AM
i respectfully request a hot britney/lindsey mash up thread with random mildly skanky north indiana stripper thrown in for good measure.
 
2012-10-12 11:44:01 AM

imontheinternet: She's certainly not better off than she was four years ago. I'll give her that.


No, but we all are. Since she decided to completely flush her life down the toilet, the likelihood of a career resurgence in porn or at least Skinemax is getting closer. Let's just pray it happens before her titties turn into rotten gourds.
 
2012-10-12 11:44:09 AM

Kurmudgeon: Props subby!
/I laughed.


Me, too. How does one nominate a headline for the Headline of the Year contest?
 
2012-10-12 11:47:47 AM
Mitt Romney: the candidate of choice for drug-addled embarrassments everywhere.
 
2012-10-12 11:48:38 AM
StrikitRich


Kurmudgeon: Props subby!
/I laughed.

Me, too. How does one nominate a headline for the Headline of the Year contest?



No doubt - let our vote count!
 
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