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(UPI)   Anti-Muslim pastor Terry Jones has found a new enemy to fight, one that may be bigger than even the Righteous Reverend can handle: Canada   (upi.com) divider line 32
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2012-10-12 01:01:58 PM
12 votes:
For every Terry Jones you return, you get a Nickleback .
2012-10-12 01:51:34 PM
6 votes:
i46.tinypic.com
2012-10-12 09:26:54 AM
6 votes:
imageshack.us
2012-10-12 05:00:48 PM
2 votes:

chuckufarlie: If his crusade is to end that heresy known as Canadian bacon, count me in.

Anything else, not so much.


You know, up here we just call it "low-quality ham."
2012-10-12 02:36:18 PM
2 votes:
www.radiosatan666.com
2012-10-12 01:26:47 PM
2 votes:
Dammit guys, we were sending him to you to learn politeness.

/no, we were actually just going to deny his re-entry.
//you caught us.
2012-10-12 01:19:02 PM
2 votes:
God kicks humans out of Eden for giving them a weakness to do whatever a snake tells them to do, drowns millions of people for not serving him enough, turns Lot's wife into salt for looking backwards causing his daughters to rape their father, tells Abraham to sacrifice his son born from his half sister and then says "Just kidding!", then let's his "chosen people" get enslaved. All in one book.

He only burns the Qur'an? Bit of a double standard.
2012-10-12 01:08:14 PM
2 votes:

CygnusDarius: "This is a real blow to freedom of speech," said Jones, who gained international attention in 2010 for his plan to burn Korans, the Islamic scripture, on the ninth anniversary of the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks on the United States.

/Canadians
//Have I ever mentioned how you guys are awesome?
///Except for the whole seals thing, that's just not cool... Also, the indigenous tribes, and WTF is up with Quebec?



/Yes?
//Probably.
///That's Newfoundland. I agree. Not cool, but again, it's Newfoundland. They live by their own rules. Indigenous tribes? You mean like First Nations? Um, we treat them a hell of a lot better than you treat your "natives". It's not an area you want to pick a fight about....And Quebec. No one knows. The current theory is they had a meeting and decided on frontal lobotomies for everyone. It's just a guess at this point though.
2012-10-12 12:58:27 PM
2 votes:
I'm sure they were polite about it though.
2012-10-12 12:56:20 PM
2 votes:
Advice for our brothers to the North:

Quando omni flunkus moritati
2012-10-13 03:38:42 AM
1 votes:
Those folks who complain that it's hard to get in to Canada should try doing the reverse. Ever since 9/11, the border crossing people I've encountered seem to be under the delusion that every single one of them is Jack Bauer and everyone with a beard is a Muslim Terrorist Suicide Bomber. They actually shook my antique fiddle to see if anything was hidden inside. Then the questions about "Why did you leave the military just before 9/11?" Well, duh, it was because I thought I could do way more damage to the Western Imperialist Forces as a civvie without access to military bases than by staying in the service, you morons.
2012-10-12 09:08:07 PM
1 votes:

Great Porn Dragon: the Canadian equivalent of the Supreme Court


What kind of weird name do you think the Canadians have for that?

/ yeah, I know, it's La Cour Supreme
2012-10-12 03:21:25 PM
1 votes:
ThrobblefootSpectre Canada has the right to deny entry to whoever they want. So does the U.S.

We don't really deny entry to anyone, we just make them walk from Mexico
2012-10-12 02:39:56 PM
1 votes:
Terry Jones isn't allowed into Canada now?

Well, that does it for the Toronto Monty Python reunion.
2012-10-12 02:19:51 PM
1 votes:
"cop fellating"

I'm not an officer....wonder if anyone would notice if I put on a cheapo halloween police costume and stood in line....
2012-10-12 01:59:14 PM
1 votes:
Attention whore switches gears, film at eleven.
2012-10-12 01:54:36 PM
1 votes:

Glenford: plushpuppy: we don't have freedom of speech in Canada or freedom of the press

Ahem.

FUNDAMENTAL FREEDOMS.
2. Everyone has the following fundamental freedoms:

(a) freedom of conscience and religion;
(b) freedom of thought, belief, opinion and expression, including freedom of the press and other media of communication;
(c) freedom of peaceful assembly; and
(d) freedom of association.


God all you people do is yell about rights and freedoms, give it a rest.

I had the good fortune to see some of Mits nomination or whatever while I was in the Orlando airport. I had just gotten off a 3 month hitch at sea, and was wanting for home. I was looking at everyone glued to the televisions, some nodding and some shaking their heads.

All I could think was, even Harper wouldn't be caught dead saying things like this on national television. He would be laughed out of the country.
2012-10-12 01:51:03 PM
1 votes:

SovietCanuckistan: Cross-Check that idiot in the teeth.


Keep your stick on the ice.
2012-10-12 01:49:13 PM
1 votes:

fat boy: For every Terry Jones you return, you get a Nickleback .


Can't they take Jones AND Nickelback ?? I'd rather not have either in our country, polluting our airwaves.
2012-10-12 01:37:04 PM
1 votes:
Ha ha!

And stay out!

/you guys made him, you get to keep him.
2012-10-12 01:29:45 PM
1 votes:

indarwinsshadow: CygnusDarius: "This is a real blow to freedom of speech," said Jones, who gained international attention in 2010 for his plan to burn Korans, the Islamic scripture, on the ninth anniversary of the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks on the United States.

/Canadians
//Have I ever mentioned how you guys are awesome?
///Except for the whole seals thing, that's just not cool... Also, the indigenous tribes, and WTF is up with Quebec?


/Yes?
//Probably.
///That's Newfoundland. I agree. Not cool, but again, it's Newfoundland. They live by their own rules. Indigenous tribes? You mean like First Nations? Um, we treat them a hell of a lot better than you treat your "natives". It's not an area you want to pick a fight about....And Quebec. No one knows. The current theory is they had a meeting and decided on frontal lobotomies for everyone. It's just a guess at this point though.


so Quebec is the french Texas?
2012-10-12 01:28:40 PM
1 votes:
Sorry won't cut it this time, Canada
2012-10-12 01:20:30 PM
1 votes:

ThrobblefootSpectre: Canada has the right to deny entry to whoever they want. So does the U.S.


It can throw out US citizens?.
2012-10-12 01:14:18 PM
1 votes:

indarwinsshadow: /Yes?
//Probably.
///That's Newfoundland. I agree. Not cool, but again, it's Newfoundland. They live by their own rules. Indigenous tribes? You mean like First Nations? Um, we treat them a hell of a lot better than you treat your "natives". It's not an area you want to pick a fight about....And Quebec. No one knows. The current theory is they had a meeting and decided on frontal lobotomies for everyone. It's just a guess at this point though.


I friend of mine called himself an "expulsionist", meaning that if the Quebecouix (sp) wanted to repatriate to France, he would gladly help them.
2012-10-12 01:13:57 PM
1 votes:
I'm sure The Sun sympathized with this d-bag. Canada is swinging hard right and not the friendly Canucker kind of right... the ultra derpy hateful kind.

The feds announced recently they were cutting off all funding for non Christian prison chaplains. The chick who is supposed to be overseeing women's issues voted to re-open the debate on when life begins. A new mosque in PEI has been getting threats. Our prison industrial complex is kicking into high gear. The Conservative government is breaking, bending and rewriting election rules in their favor. Environmental laws are being eroded to benefit big oil. Etc, etc...

And the citizens are lapping it up. If you read the comments on certain newspaper websites and letters to the editor in print publications the blatant racism, cop fellating and attacks on the underprivileged would make a freeper blush.

It's getting scary in Canuckerland.
2012-10-12 01:03:22 PM
1 votes:
It's not a good bachelor party if you aren't escorted to the border and told not to come back for at least three years.
2012-10-12 01:01:08 PM
1 votes:
Cross-Check that idiot in the teeth.
2012-10-12 01:00:28 PM
1 votes:
That's the thing about trying to go to another country, or someone's house. If you're a major arse-hole, the host can say "Take off, you hoser."
2012-10-12 12:59:56 PM
1 votes:
"This is a real blow to freedom of speech," said Jones, who gained international attention in 2010 for his plan to burn Korans, the Islamic scripture, on the ninth anniversary of the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks on the United States.

Not to burst your little bubble -Canada did that, already- but 'freedom of speech' is not the same everywhere you go.

/Canadians
//Have I ever mentioned how you guys are awesome?
///Except for the whole seals thing, that's just not cool... Also, the indigenous tribes, and WTF is up with Quebec?
2012-10-12 12:57:47 PM
1 votes:
with brother-in-law co-pastor Wayne Sapp, associate director of Stand Up America Now

LOL. He's got an organization with the anagram for anus.
2012-10-12 11:46:31 AM
1 votes:
Them canucks can let in whoever the hell they want.
I hope he keeps after it though, I am farking sick of seeing him in Dearborn.
2012-10-12 08:23:44 AM
1 votes:
Ut oh. Now you done it. Oldfarthenry is going to open a can of whoop-ass on ya now.
 
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