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(UPI)   Anti-Muslim pastor Terry Jones has found a new enemy to fight, one that may be bigger than even the Righteous Reverend can handle: Canada   (upi.com ) divider line
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2012-10-12 08:21:00 PM  

Girion47: indarwinsshadow: CygnusDarius: "This is a real blow to freedom of speech," said Jones, who gained international attention in 2010 for his plan to burn Korans, the Islamic scripture, on the ninth anniversary of the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks on the United States.

/Canadians
//Have I ever mentioned how you guys are awesome?
///Except for the whole seals thing, that's just not cool... Also, the indigenous tribes, and WTF is up with Quebec?


/Yes?
//Probably.
///That's Newfoundland. I agree. Not cool, but again, it's Newfoundland. They live by their own rules. Indigenous tribes? You mean like First Nations? Um, we treat them a hell of a lot better than you treat your "natives". It's not an area you want to pick a fight about....And Quebec. No one knows. The current theory is they had a meeting and decided on frontal lobotomies for everyone. It's just a guess at this point though.

so Quebec is the french Texas?


Go to Hell. Go directly to Hell. Do not pass "Go". Do not collect $200 dollars.

Seriously, kid... get over yourself. You're not inherently superior just because you were born/raised north of a certain line drawn 150 years ago.

/pet peeve
//Sick of people bashing Texas 'cause BOOSH!!!!! DURP DURP DUURRRPPP!!
//Seriously though, dude? Fark you, fark the horse you rode in on and the mare that bore it.
 
2012-10-12 08:26:09 PM  
I was hoping he would get in.. so we could introduce him to our hate speech laws and do both countries a favor by locking him up in a nice quiet cell where he can yell at the walls and not bother anyone.
 
2012-10-12 08:57:44 PM  

0z79: Girion47: indarwinsshadow: CygnusDarius: "This is a real blow to freedom of speech," said Jones, who gained international attention in 2010 for his plan to burn Korans, the Islamic scripture, on the ninth anniversary of the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks on the United States.

/Canadians
//Have I ever mentioned how you guys are awesome?
///Except for the whole seals thing, that's just not cool... Also, the indigenous tribes, and WTF is up with Quebec?


/Yes?
//Probably.
///That's Newfoundland. I agree. Not cool, but again, it's Newfoundland. They live by their own rules. Indigenous tribes? You mean like First Nations? Um, we treat them a hell of a lot better than you treat your "natives". It's not an area you want to pick a fight about....And Quebec. No one knows. The current theory is they had a meeting and decided on frontal lobotomies for everyone. It's just a guess at this point though.

so Quebec is the french Texas?

Go to Hell. Go directly to Hell. Do not pass "Go". Do not collect $200 dollars.

Seriously, kid... get over yourself. You're not inherently superior just because you were born/raised north of a certain line drawn 150 years ago.

/pet peeve
//Sick of people bashing Texas 'cause BOOSH!!!!! DURP DURP DUURRRPPP!!
//Seriously though, dude? Fark you, fark the horse you rode in on and the mare that bore it.


static.prtst.net
 
2012-10-12 09:02:49 PM  

Girion47: 0z79: Girion47: indarwinsshadow: CygnusDarius: "This is a real blow to freedom of speech," said Jones, who gained international attention in 2010 for his plan to burn Korans, the Islamic scripture, on the ninth anniversary of the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks on the United States.

/Canadians
//Have I ever mentioned how you guys are awesome?
///Except for the whole seals thing, that's just not cool... Also, the indigenous tribes, and WTF is up with Quebec?


/Yes?
//Probably.
///That's Newfoundland. I agree. Not cool, but again, it's Newfoundland. They live by their own rules. Indigenous tribes? You mean like First Nations? Um, we treat them a hell of a lot better than you treat your "natives". It's not an area you want to pick a fight about....And Quebec. No one knows. The current theory is they had a meeting and decided on frontal lobotomies for everyone. It's just a guess at this point though.

so Quebec is the french Texas?

Go to Hell. Go directly to Hell. Do not pass "Go". Do not collect $200 dollars.

Seriously, kid... get over yourself. You're not inherently superior just because you were born/raised north of a certain line drawn 150 years ago.

/pet peeve
//Sick of people bashing Texas 'cause BOOSH!!!!! DURP DURP DUURRRPPP!!
//Seriously though, dude? Fark you, fark the horse you rode in on and the mare that bore it.

[static.prtst.net image 300x367]



Hehehee... I appreciate where you're coming from. Seriously though? Try being persecuted because you have a drawl in an Ohio school...

/maybe I should chill out
//Ok, ok, I'm cool....
 
2012-10-12 09:07:30 PM  
Doc_Gerbil: Them canucks can let in whoever the hell they want.
I hope he keeps after it though, I am farking sick of seeing him in Dearborn.

So can the U.S., which is why anyone pro-illegal immigration should go die in a fire.

You're statement "pro-illegal immegration" sums it up. It should be illegal for millionares to use tax loopholes. It should be illegal to buy a gun. But the term "illegal" for a border jumping piece of trash should not be treated as illegal. I say mine the southern border. Any lucky law breakin' future social security receiving illegal, that never paid a dime into it including those infested with anchor babies, that makes it through the gauntlet can have amnesty. But they aren't illegal immigrants, just wayward undocumented workers.
 
2012-10-12 09:08:07 PM  

Great Porn Dragon: the Canadian equivalent of the Supreme Court


What kind of weird name do you think the Canadians have for that?

/ yeah, I know, it's La Cour Supreme
 
2012-10-12 09:09:29 PM  

hogans: [www.timdrussell.com image 450x317]

"We was too late!"


You'd think he'd realize that in Canada, you should never be rude to an Arab.
 
2012-10-12 09:13:43 PM  

SquiggsIN: Westboro


Westboro Baptist and the whole farking Phelps clan are on the Persona Non Gratis list in Canuckistan also.
 
2012-10-12 09:15:47 PM  

plushpuppy: we don't have freedom of speech in Canada or freedom of the press


Yes we do, but it's section 1 of the Charter says that they are subject to reasonably justified limits in order to maintain a free and democratic society. TL;DR: If you spew hate, you're going to get shut up.
 
2012-10-12 09:20:03 PM  

0z79: Girion47: 0z79: Girion47: indarwinsshadow: CygnusDarius: "This is a real blow to freedom of speech," said Jones, who gained international attention in 2010 for his plan to burn Korans, the Islamic scripture, on the ninth anniversary of the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks on the United States.

/Canadians
//Have I ever mentioned how you guys are awesome?
///Except for the whole seals thing, that's just not cool... Also, the indigenous tribes, and WTF is up with Quebec?


/Yes?
//Probably.
///That's Newfoundland. I agree. Not cool, but again, it's Newfoundland. They live by their own rules. Indigenous tribes? You mean like First Nations? Um, we treat them a hell of a lot better than you treat your "natives". It's not an area you want to pick a fight about....And Quebec. No one knows. The current theory is they had a meeting and decided on frontal lobotomies for everyone. It's just a guess at this point though.

so Quebec is the french Texas?

Go to Hell. Go directly to Hell. Do not pass "Go". Do not collect $200 dollars.

Seriously, kid... get over yourself. You're not inherently superior just because you were born/raised north of a certain line drawn 150 years ago.

/pet peeve
//Sick of people bashing Texas 'cause BOOSH!!!!! DURP DURP DUURRRPPP!!
//Seriously though, dude? Fark you, fark the horse you rode in on and the mare that bore it.

[static.prtst.net image 300x367]


Hehehee... I appreciate where you're coming from. Seriously though? Try being persecuted because you have a drawl in an Ohio school...

/maybe I should chill out
//Ok, ok, I'm cool....


There's your problem, you let some dumbass Buckeye make you feel bad about yourself. Seriously, they're from farking Ohio.
 
2012-10-12 10:13:09 PM  
don't forget every canadian comes with an attack beaver, razor sharp skates and a hockey stick.
 
2012-10-12 10:23:36 PM  

0z79: Girion47: indarwinsshadow: CygnusDarius: "This is a real blow to freedom of speech," said Jones, who gained international attention in 2010 for his plan to burn Korans, the Islamic scripture, on the ninth anniversary of the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks on the United States.

/Canadians
//Have I ever mentioned how you guys are awesome?
///Except for the whole seals thing, that's just not cool... Also, the indigenous tribes, and WTF is up with Quebec?


/Yes?
//Probably.
///That's Newfoundland. I agree. Not cool, but again, it's Newfoundland. They live by their own rules. Indigenous tribes? You mean like First Nations? Um, we treat them a hell of a lot better than you treat your "natives". It's not an area you want to pick a fight about....And Quebec. No one knows. The current theory is they had a meeting and decided on frontal lobotomies for everyone. It's just a guess at this point though.

so Quebec is the french Texas?

Go to Hell. Go directly to Hell. Do not pass "Go". Do not collect $200 dollars.

Seriously, kid... get over yourself. You're not inherently superior just because you were born/raised north of a certain line drawn 150 years ago.

/pet peeve
//Sick of people bashing Texas 'cause BOOSH!!!!! DURP DURP DUURRRPPP!!
//Seriously though, dude? Fark you, fark the horse you rode in on and the mare that bore it.


retrolife.typepad.com
 
2012-10-12 11:53:09 PM  

factoryconnection: CygnusDarius: "This is a real blow to freedom of speech," said Jones, who gained international attention in 2010 for his plan to burn Korans, the Islamic scripture, on the ninth anniversary of the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks on the United States.

Not to burst your little bubble -Canada did that, already- but 'freedom of speech' is not the same everywhere you go.

So this guy fancies himself a crusader, a beacon of Christian truth for the world, and yet simply cannot be arsed to understand basic immigration controls and that our constitutional protections do not extend overseas? The dumbest f*cking morons are always the loudest.


Canada is overseas?

/off to check goog maps on that one
 
2012-10-12 11:59:49 PM  

HatMadeOfAss: luthia: Ha ha!

And stay out!

/you guys made him, you get to keep him.

So when will you be sending the repo team for Nickelback and Celine Dion?

/you guys made them, you get to keep them


But we have dibs on Neil Young. He is ours.
 
2012-10-13 12:07:27 AM  

superfudge73: loose assault rifle rounds


What are loose assault rifle rounds? 9mm? .223? How do you tell what is a loose assault rifle round?
 
2012-10-13 12:14:56 AM  

jabelar: correct horse battery staple: For those of you who are curious, here's the 2012 report of all of the information that the Canada Border Services Agency has access to and what it's allowed to do with it.

Wow, that page was obviously written to sound like they're saying a lot, but really not saying anything. Basically all it says is "we look at a lot of computers systems", but not at all clear what that means to the average person.


I was wondering that myself. So the lines at the border must be really long as each person wanting in is searched through multiple databases.

Do they provide pizza while waiting?
 
2012-10-13 12:27:54 AM  

saturn badger: Canada is overseas?

/off to check goog maps on that one


Sorry, old Navy habits die hard: "Overseas" being short for "in foreign countries."

My bad. My point stands nonetheless.
 
2012-10-13 03:38:42 AM  
Those folks who complain that it's hard to get in to Canada should try doing the reverse. Ever since 9/11, the border crossing people I've encountered seem to be under the delusion that every single one of them is Jack Bauer and everyone with a beard is a Muslim Terrorist Suicide Bomber. They actually shook my antique fiddle to see if anything was hidden inside. Then the questions about "Why did you leave the military just before 9/11?" Well, duh, it was because I thought I could do way more damage to the Western Imperialist Forces as a civvie without access to military bases than by staying in the service, you morons.
 
2012-10-13 10:01:56 AM  

saturn badger: superfudge73: loose assault rifle rounds

What are loose assault rifle rounds? 9mm? .223? How do you tell what is a loose assault rifle round?



The square ones aren't loose.
 
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