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2012-10-12 01:35:08 PM  
 
2012-10-12 01:36:30 PM  

factoryconnection: CygnusDarius: "This is a real blow to freedom of speech," said Jones, who gained international attention in 2010 for his plan to burn Korans, the Islamic scripture, on the ninth anniversary of the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks on the United States.

Not to burst your little bubble -Canada did that, already- but 'freedom of speech' is not the same everywhere you go.

So this guy fancies himself a crusader, a beacon of Christian truth for the world, and yet simply cannot be arsed to understand basic immigration controls and that our constitutional protections do not extend overseas? The dumbest f*cking morons are always the loudest.


I guess his so blinded by the truth of his own ideas he can't bring himself to see how the world works.
 
2012-10-12 01:37:04 PM  
Ha ha!

And stay out!

/you guys made him, you get to keep him.
 
jlt
2012-10-12 01:37:10 PM  

Doc_Gerbil: Them canucks can let in whoever the hell they want.
I hope he keeps after it though, I am farking sick of seeing him in Dearborn.


He was protesting in front of my old high school this week. Edsel Ford.
I went there during the first Gulf War in the early 90s and there weren't problems.
My friends kids go there and as far as I know, there aren't problems outside of the normal high school issues.
I am glad that he was ignored and everyone went about their normal business.

What a jerk.
 
2012-10-12 01:37:36 PM  

indarwinsshadow: ///That's Newfoundland. I agree. Not cool, but again, it's Newfoundland. They live by their own rules. Indigenous tribes? You mean like First Nations? Um, we treat them a hell of a lot better than you treat your "natives". It's not an area you want to pick a fight about....And Quebec. No one knows. The current theory is they had a meeting and decided on frontal lobotomies for everyone. It's just a guess at this point though.


Ill take that fight. How exactly do we treat our "natives" here? Keep in mind that we a 170 odd years removed from the trail of tears. Most tribes still get everything promised to them in their treaties. That includes the tribes that broke the treaty and sided with the South in the Civil War. Are some of the reservations pits? Yup. That is hardly the fault of the rest of America. Things have actually improved quite a bit for most tribes in the last 20 years as well. Casino, and natural resources money has been on the increase considerably.

Having said that. Let Terry Jones fly into your country on a private jet and then accidentally shoot him down or something. Our faux outrage will be shortlived.
 
2012-10-12 01:39:02 PM  

here to help: correct horse battery staple: here to help: Exactly and he is startlingly good at it. People are saying, thinking and supporting sh*t they would have never even thought of before or found outright atrocious. It's really disturbing because not only is the government changing for the worse... so are the people.


I really thought that Vic Toews would have destroyed the Conservatives by now. Our tolerance for both derp and wharrgarbl have increased tremendously. I think a lot of it is an aging population that has decided to resent the Liberals for the rest of their lives and who don't feel like there's a valid alternative.
 
2012-10-12 01:40:47 PM  

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Canada is under no obligation to allow known terrorists onto their soil.


Agreed. Canada and the U.S. also agree that anyone, even non-violent people like Terry, who speaks from the standpoint of a religious zealotry can be considered a terrorist.
 
2012-10-12 01:41:34 PM  
FTA: He and Sapp, 43, said the officers told them -- after detaining and searching them -- that they were denied entry because they had a 2011 arrest record from when they refused to take out a peace bond to protest in front of a Dearborn, Mich., mosque.

Same applies when entering the U.S.. If you have a criminal record, even for trivial crap, there's a good chance you'll be turned away.

Sapp told the Detroit News the arrests were supposed to have been stricken from their record.

Smart people take care of this stuff BEFORE trying to cross an international border.
 
2012-10-12 01:44:02 PM  

plushpuppy: we don't have freedom of speech in Canada or freedom of the press


Ahem.

FUNDAMENTAL FREEDOMS.
2. Everyone has the following fundamental freedoms:

(a) freedom of conscience and religion;
(b) freedom of thought, belief, opinion and expression, including freedom of the press and other media of communication;
(c) freedom of peaceful assembly; and
(d) freedom of association.
 
2012-10-12 01:44:12 PM  

ThrobblefootSpectre: Canada has the right to deny entry to whoever they want. So does the U.S.


Sorry, denial of entry to the United States is racist.
 
2012-10-12 01:44:56 PM  
denied entry because they had a 2011 arrest record

Yep - Canada's been known to deny entry to folks with DIU records.

/if only the U.S. 'states' rights' folks would keep him in Florida
 
2012-10-12 01:48:58 PM  
Instead of burning books,he should read a few.Such as The Ugly American. Homer Atkins he ain't.
 
2012-10-12 01:49:13 PM  

fat boy: For every Terry Jones you return, you get a Nickleback .


Can't they take Jones AND Nickelback ?? I'd rather not have either in our country, polluting our airwaves.
 
2012-10-12 01:51:02 PM  

correct horse battery staple: I think a lot of it is an aging population that has decided to resent the Liberals for the rest of their lives and who don't feel like there's a valid alternative.


Sadly I kind of agree with them but you NEVER give the Conservatives a majority. The Liberals sorely needed the spanking they got and I still am not convinced they learned their lesson. The NDP express the the types of social views Canada stands for but they spend money like drunken sailors and will tank us economically. The last election I wanted to see the Cons just BARELY get the PMs office and the NDP as a strong opposition... however I never thought in a million years they'd be as successful as they were so up until that night I was backing the Libs.

Cons with a majority is a real problem and the worse part is Harper and co. are so slick no one will realize the damage being done until it's FAR too late. At least with Cons of yore you knew you were getting ass reamed and the voters booted them out rather promptly.
 
2012-10-12 01:51:03 PM  

SovietCanuckistan: Cross-Check that idiot in the teeth.


Keep your stick on the ice.
 
2012-10-12 01:51:34 PM  
i46.tinypic.com
 
2012-10-12 01:51:47 PM  
Again?
 
2012-10-12 01:54:36 PM  

Glenford: plushpuppy: we don't have freedom of speech in Canada or freedom of the press

Ahem.

FUNDAMENTAL FREEDOMS.
2. Everyone has the following fundamental freedoms:

(a) freedom of conscience and religion;
(b) freedom of thought, belief, opinion and expression, including freedom of the press and other media of communication;
(c) freedom of peaceful assembly; and
(d) freedom of association.


God all you people do is yell about rights and freedoms, give it a rest.

I had the good fortune to see some of Mits nomination or whatever while I was in the Orlando airport. I had just gotten off a 3 month hitch at sea, and was wanting for home. I was looking at everyone glued to the televisions, some nodding and some shaking their heads.

All I could think was, even Harper wouldn't be caught dead saying things like this on national television. He would be laughed out of the country.
 
2012-10-12 01:54:58 PM  

Doc_Gerbil: Them canucks can let in whoever the hell they want.
I hope he keeps after it though, I am farking sick of seeing him in Dearborn.


Dearborn? As in one-third-of-the-population-is-Muslim Dearborn?

Doesn't his continued above-ground existence prove that his characterization of Muslims is fundamentally flawed?
 
2012-10-12 01:56:14 PM  
Yes yes, silly pastor, canada cannot let you into their nation because you said mean hurtful things about a violent sociopath religion because it is to busy letting in the violent sociopaths that BELONG to said religion...don't you see the conflict of interests?

They are BROWN, so they can say all the crazy violent shiat they want..

You are WHITE, so you have to sit quiet and say its a religion of peace.

Silly.
 
2012-10-12 01:56:14 PM  

here to help: I'm sure The Sun sympathized with this d-bag. Canada is swinging hard right and not the friendly Canucker kind of right... the ultra derpy hateful kind.

The feds announced recently they were cutting off all funding for non Christian prison chaplains. The chick who is supposed to be overseeing women's issues voted to re-open the debate on when life begins. A new mosque in PEI has been getting threats. Our prison industrial complex is kicking into high gear. The Conservative government is breaking, bending and rewriting election rules in their favor. Environmental laws are being eroded to benefit big oil. Etc, etc...

And the citizens are lapping it up. If you read the comments on certain newspaper websites and letters to the editor in print publications the blatant racism, cop fellating and attacks on the underprivileged would make a freeper blush.

It's getting scary in Canuckerland.


I didn't think our rhetoric was catchy.
 
2012-10-12 01:57:47 PM  
i200.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-12 01:59:14 PM  
Attention whore switches gears, film at eleven.
 
2012-10-12 02:01:10 PM  

luthia: Glenford: plushpuppy: we don't have freedom of speech in Canada or freedom of the press

Ahem.

FUNDAMENTAL FREEDOMS.
2. Everyone has the following fundamental freedoms:

(a) freedom of conscience and religion;
(b) freedom of thought, belief, opinion and expression, including freedom of the press and other media of communication;
(c) freedom of peaceful assembly; and
(d) freedom of association.

God all you people do is yell about rights and freedoms, give it a rest.

I had the good fortune to see some of Mits nomination or whatever while I was in the Orlando airport. I had just gotten off a 3 month hitch at sea, and was wanting for home. I was looking at everyone glued to the televisions, some nodding and some shaking their heads.

All I could think was, even Harper wouldn't be caught dead saying things like this on national television. He would be laughed out of the country.


WTF are you on about? Plushpuppy said Canada didn't have freedom of speech or the press in Canada. I was correcting him.

Go have a drink, or jerk-off or something. You're way too tightly wound for a Friday afternoon.
 
2012-10-12 02:04:26 PM  

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Canada is under no obligation to allow known terrorists onto their soil.


If you don't want to let him in, can you just catapult him up to the North Pole? Preferrably clad only in a pair of Bermuda shorts?
 
2012-10-12 02:08:01 PM  

atomicmask: Yes yes, silly pastor, canada cannot let you into their nation because you said mean hurtful things about a violent sociopath religion because it is to busy letting in the violent sociopaths that BELONG to said religion...don't you see the conflict of interests?

They are BROWN, so they can say all the crazy violent shiat they want..

You are WHITE, so you have to sit quiet and say its a religion of peace.

Silly.


Or they could, y'know, not let him in for the reasons outlined in TFA.
 
2012-10-12 02:08:20 PM  

Glenford: luthia: Glenford: plushpuppy: we don't have freedom of speech in Canada or freedom of the press

Ahem.

FUNDAMENTAL FREEDOMS.
2. Everyone has the following fundamental freedoms:

(a) freedom of conscience and religion;
(b) freedom of thought, belief, opinion and expression, including freedom of the press and other media of communication;
(c) freedom of peaceful assembly; and
(d) freedom of association.

God all you people do is yell about rights and freedoms, give it a rest.

I had the good fortune to see some of Mits nomination or whatever while I was in the Orlando airport. I had just gotten off a 3 month hitch at sea, and was wanting for home. I was looking at everyone glued to the televisions, some nodding and some shaking their heads.

All I could think was, even Harper wouldn't be caught dead saying things like this on national television. He would be laughed out of the country.

WTF are you on about? Plushpuppy said Canada didn't have freedom of speech or the press in Canada. I was correcting him.

Go have a drink, or jerk-off or something. You're way too tightly wound for a Friday afternoon.


I had been reading through and quote buttoned the closest thing.

I very will may have a drink, but I think you're reading that in a much more angry voice than I wrote it in.
 
2012-10-12 02:10:25 PM  
Also I am super dyslexic apparently, reading that over.
 
2012-10-12 02:10:42 PM  

here to help: I'm sure The Sun sympathized with this d-bag. Canada is swinging hard right and not the friendly Canucker kind of right... the ultra derpy hateful kind.

The feds announced recently they were cutting off all funding for non Christian prison chaplains. The chick who is supposed to be overseeing women's issues voted to re-open the debate on when life begins. A new mosque in PEI has been getting threats. Our prison industrial complex is kicking into high gear. The Conservative government is breaking, bending and rewriting election rules in their favor. Environmental laws are being eroded to benefit big oil. Etc, etc...

And the citizens are lapping it up. If you read the comments on certain newspaper websites and letters to the editor in print publications the blatant racism, cop fellating and attacks on the underprivileged would make a freeper blush.

It's getting scary in Canuckerland.


You are welcome to leave. The sooner the better.
 
2012-10-12 02:10:45 PM  

I should be in the kitchen: atomicmask: Yes yes, silly pastor, canada cannot let you into their nation because you said mean hurtful things about a violent sociopath religion because it is to busy letting in the violent sociopaths that BELONG to said religion...don't you see the conflict of interests?

They are BROWN, so they can say all the crazy violent shiat they want..

You are WHITE, so you have to sit quiet and say its a religion of peace.

Silly.

Or they could, y'know, not let him in for the reasons outlined in TFA.


Read the article? That sounds vaguely communist! USA! USA! USA!
 
2012-10-12 02:11:09 PM  

luthia: Ha ha!

And stay out!

/you guys made him, you get to keep him.


So when will you be sending the repo team for Nickelback and Celine Dion?

/you guys made them, you get to keep them
 
2012-10-12 02:12:47 PM  
Anti-Muslim pastor Successful troll Terry Jones has found a new enemy to fight, one that may be bigger than even the Righteous Reverend can handle: Canada is successful.
 
2012-10-12 02:16:40 PM  

fonebone77: . Most tribes still get everything promised to them in their treaties.


In spite of your awesome Mad Magazine name, I must say this:

WHUUUUUUUUUUT??

Cherokee, NC is one of the saddest places on Earth.
 
2012-10-12 02:17:24 PM  

BMFPitt: Anti-Muslim pastor Successful troll Terry Jones has found a new enemy to fight, one that may be bigger than even the Righteous Reverend can handle: Canada is successful.


I'm afraid you are correct.
 
2012-10-12 02:19:29 PM  

hogans: [www.timdrussell.com image 450x317]

"We was too late!"


The Vicar snuffed it.
 
2012-10-12 02:19:31 PM  
Ok, ok. New plan to get rid of crazy farks...
 
2012-10-12 02:19:36 PM  

HatMadeOfAss: luthia: Ha ha!

And stay out!

/you guys made him, you get to keep him.

So when will you be sending the repo team for Nickelback and Celine Dion?

/you guys made them, you get to keep them


Whatever, you guys bought their albums. No returns.
 
2012-10-12 02:19:51 PM  
"cop fellating"

I'm not an officer....wonder if anyone would notice if I put on a cheapo halloween police costume and stood in line....
 
2012-10-12 02:20:01 PM  

Handsome B. Wonderful: You are welcome to leave. The sooner the better.


I'd rather stay and fight the neo fascist take over of Sun reading derp clowns like you.

If the decent people who actually voted for Harper knew the extent and impact of what he's doing they wouldn't like him so much. The only reason he's in power is because of sneaky politics and the fact the Liberals f*cked up so royally.

So YOU leave. Those of us with a soul want our country back. 

Besides, my lineage goes back to the very beginning of European Canada and some of it was here WAY before even that.
 
2012-10-12 02:20:52 PM  

HatMadeOfAss: luthia: Ha ha!

And stay out!

/you guys made him, you get to keep him.

So when will you be sending the repo team for Nickelback and Celine Dion?

/you guys made them, you get to keep them


fine!

Damn it.
 
2012-10-12 02:24:07 PM  
Now, now, the Canadian government has apologized for Bryan Adams on several occasions. . . .
 
2012-10-12 02:25:06 PM  

here to help: I'd rather stay and fight the neo fascist take over


Right... Couldn't take you seriously after that.
 
2012-10-12 02:36:18 PM  
www.radiosatan666.com
 
2012-10-12 02:39:56 PM  
Terry Jones isn't allowed into Canada now?

Well, that does it for the Toronto Monty Python reunion.
 
2012-10-12 02:42:03 PM  

Handsome B. Wonderful: here to help: I'd rather stay and fight the neo fascist take over

Right... Couldn't take you seriously after that.


Typical Conservative. Someone points out serious issues and you say "Leave". Someone calls you on your arrogance and you dismiss them as irrelevant.

It must be nice having everything so simple. Just remember you and your fellow Harperbots only have a couple years left. Then the tide will change.
 
2012-10-12 02:48:44 PM  

fat boy: For every Terry Jones you return, you get a Nickleback .


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

/also, awesome
 
2012-10-12 02:59:05 PM  

sex0r: Doc_Gerbil: Them canucks can let in whoever the hell they want.
I hope he keeps after it though, I am farking sick of seeing him in Dearborn.

So can the U.S., which is why anyone pro-illegal immigration should go die in a fire.


...There are people who are pro-illegal immigration? I was under the impression people just advocated being reasonably fair when some poor shmuck either tries to escape a third-world hellhole or is dragged along as a small child.
 
2012-10-12 03:00:09 PM  

Mr_Ectomy:


The prize for being the most douchebagger-iest (?) customs USA/CAnAda officer goes to Mr. Midshift McPortlyboss - coming from The Great White North into The United States of America. This gives you an idea of how he speaks.
But-he did not search our car.
One thing we've been lucky about. Or just un-stupid or non-blatant.
Never happened to us.
 
2012-10-12 03:02:06 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-12 03:03:00 PM  

PsiChick: sex0r: Doc_Gerbil: Them canucks can let in whoever the hell they want.
I hope he keeps after it though, I am farking sick of seeing him in Dearborn.

So can the U.S., which is why anyone pro-illegal immigration should go die in a fire.

...There are people who are pro-illegal immigration? I was under the impression people just advocated being reasonably fair when some poor shmuck either tries to escape a third-world hellhole or is dragged along as a small child.


It's like people who call Pro-Choice folks Pro-Abortion. Aside from probably a few really twisted f*cks NOBODY is "Pro"-Abortion. But playing with words gets douchebags more votes so spin spin spin.
 
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