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(UPI)   Anti-Muslim pastor Terry Jones has found a new enemy to fight, one that may be bigger than even the Righteous Reverend can handle: Canada   (upi.com) divider line 168
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2012-10-12 08:06:09 AM
Simpsons did it
 
2012-10-12 08:23:44 AM
Ut oh. Now you done it. Oldfarthenry is going to open a can of whoop-ass on ya now.
 
2012-10-12 08:33:56 AM

Cythraul: Oldfarthenry is going to open a can of whoop-ass on ya now.


Alright people: gas masks on now! This is not a drill.
 
2012-10-12 09:00:57 AM
"This is a real blow to freedom of speech," said Jones...

I forget where the Constitution says the Canadians are bound by that.

And, for what it's worth, maybe he should turn that faux righteousness on the travesty that is our "no fly list."
 
2012-10-12 09:23:23 AM

Diogenes: "This is a real blow to freedom of speech," said Jones...

I forget where the Constitution says the Canadians are bound by that.

And, for what it's worth, maybe he should turn that faux righteousness on the travesty that is our "no fly list."


No shait, the Canadian Charter Of Rights and Freedoms is meant to protect Canadians, not whack job 'Merician fundie f*cktards.
 
2012-10-12 09:26:54 AM
imageshack.us
 
2012-10-12 10:29:08 AM
I am constantly amazed that people have not seen the greatest John Candy movie ever made.
 
www.dvdlink.ca
 
2012-10-12 11:46:31 AM
Them canucks can let in whoever the hell they want.
I hope he keeps after it though, I am farking sick of seeing him in Dearborn.
 
2012-10-12 12:56:20 PM
Advice for our brothers to the North:

Quando omni flunkus moritati
 
2012-10-12 12:57:47 PM
with brother-in-law co-pastor Wayne Sapp, associate director of Stand Up America Now

LOL. He's got an organization with the anagram for anus.
 
2012-10-12 12:58:22 PM
Let me say this for most of Canada. F*ck Terry Jones. F*ck him and his ideology. Stay the f*ck out of my country you racist piece of sh*t.

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Not a rant. The man is scum. He's just as bad as the nut bag Taliban.
 
2012-10-12 12:58:27 PM
I'm sure they were polite about it though.
 
2012-10-12 12:58:30 PM
www.timdrussell.com

"We was too late!"
 
2012-10-12 12:59:12 PM

Gunny Highway: Advice for our brothers to the North:

Quando omni flunkus moritati


www.rivermagic.ca
 
2012-10-12 12:59:56 PM
"This is a real blow to freedom of speech," said Jones, who gained international attention in 2010 for his plan to burn Korans, the Islamic scripture, on the ninth anniversary of the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks on the United States.

Not to burst your little bubble -Canada did that, already- but 'freedom of speech' is not the same everywhere you go.

/Canadians
//Have I ever mentioned how you guys are awesome?
///Except for the whole seals thing, that's just not cool... Also, the indigenous tribes, and WTF is up with Quebec?
 
2012-10-12 01:00:22 PM

Doc_Gerbil: Them canucks can let in whoever the hell they want.
I hope he keeps after it though, I am farking sick of seeing him in Dearborn.


So can the U.S., which is why anyone pro-illegal immigration should go die in a fire.
 
2012-10-12 01:00:28 PM
That's the thing about trying to go to another country, or someone's house. If you're a major arse-hole, the host can say "Take off, you hoser."
 
2012-10-12 01:01:08 PM
Cross-Check that idiot in the teeth.
 
2012-10-12 01:01:58 PM
For every Terry Jones you return, you get a Nickleback .
 
2012-10-12 01:02:29 PM

Diogenes: "This is a real blow to freedom of speech," said Jones...

I forget where the Constitution says the Canadians are bound by that.

And, for what it's worth, maybe he should turn that faux righteousness on the travesty that is our "no fly list."


THIS.

Also, I'm sure the Canadian department that receives such a request will file it appropriately....like in a trash can.
 
2012-10-12 01:03:22 PM
It's not a good bachelor party if you aren't escorted to the border and told not to come back for at least three years.
 
2012-10-12 01:06:46 PM

indarwinsshadow: Gunny Highway: Advice for our brothers to the North:

Quando omni flunkus moritati

[www.rivermagic.ca image 340x255]


I am a man.
But I can change.
If I have to.
 
2012-10-12 01:07:47 PM

CygnusDarius: ///Except for the whole seals thing, that's just not cool... Also, the indigenous tribes, and WTF is up with Quebec?


You realize the whole seals thing is done BY the indigenous tribes right?
 
2012-10-12 01:08:14 PM

CygnusDarius: "This is a real blow to freedom of speech," said Jones, who gained international attention in 2010 for his plan to burn Korans, the Islamic scripture, on the ninth anniversary of the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks on the United States.

/Canadians
//Have I ever mentioned how you guys are awesome?
///Except for the whole seals thing, that's just not cool... Also, the indigenous tribes, and WTF is up with Quebec?



/Yes?
//Probably.
///That's Newfoundland. I agree. Not cool, but again, it's Newfoundland. They live by their own rules. Indigenous tribes? You mean like First Nations? Um, we treat them a hell of a lot better than you treat your "natives". It's not an area you want to pick a fight about....And Quebec. No one knows. The current theory is they had a meeting and decided on frontal lobotomies for everyone. It's just a guess at this point though.
 
2012-10-12 01:12:17 PM

indarwinsshadow: CygnusDarius: "This is a real blow to freedom of speech," said Jones, who gained international attention in 2010 for his plan to burn Korans, the Islamic scripture, on the ninth anniversary of the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks on the United States.

/Canadians
//Have I ever mentioned how you guys are awesome?
///Except for the whole seals thing, that's just not cool... Also, the indigenous tribes, and WTF is up with Quebec?


/Yes?
//Probably.
///That's Newfoundland. I agree. Not cool, but again, it's Newfoundland. They live by their own rules. Indigenous tribes? You mean like First Nations? Um, we treat them a hell of a lot better than you treat your "natives". It's not an area you want to pick a fight about....And Quebec. No one knows. The current theory is they had a meeting and decided on frontal lobotomies for everyone. It's just a guess at this point though.


1.- Ok, so Newfoundland is like Alaska
2.- Sorry about the whole First Nations thing. Last I heard, there were some issues, I guess I was misinformed
3.- When a group of people is more French than the French in such a way that makes the French a little disturbed, you have to ask what's going on :p.
 
2012-10-12 01:13:38 PM

indarwinsshadow: Let me say this for most of Canada. F*ck Terry Jones. F*ck him and his ideology. Stay the f*ck out of my country you racist piece of sh*t.

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Not a rant. The man is scum. He's just as bad as the nut bag Taliban.


And let me say this for most Americans...

We will not get in your way should you decide to strike down upon him with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers to the north.
 
2012-10-12 01:13:57 PM
I'm sure The Sun sympathized with this d-bag. Canada is swinging hard right and not the friendly Canucker kind of right... the ultra derpy hateful kind.

The feds announced recently they were cutting off all funding for non Christian prison chaplains. The chick who is supposed to be overseeing women's issues voted to re-open the debate on when life begins. A new mosque in PEI has been getting threats. Our prison industrial complex is kicking into high gear. The Conservative government is breaking, bending and rewriting election rules in their favor. Environmental laws are being eroded to benefit big oil. Etc, etc...

And the citizens are lapping it up. If you read the comments on certain newspaper websites and letters to the editor in print publications the blatant racism, cop fellating and attacks on the underprivileged would make a freeper blush.

It's getting scary in Canuckerland.
 
2012-10-12 01:14:18 PM

indarwinsshadow: /Yes?
//Probably.
///That's Newfoundland. I agree. Not cool, but again, it's Newfoundland. They live by their own rules. Indigenous tribes? You mean like First Nations? Um, we treat them a hell of a lot better than you treat your "natives". It's not an area you want to pick a fight about....And Quebec. No one knows. The current theory is they had a meeting and decided on frontal lobotomies for everyone. It's just a guess at this point though.


I friend of mine called himself an "expulsionist", meaning that if the Quebecouix (sp) wanted to repatriate to France, he would gladly help them.
 
2012-10-12 01:15:16 PM
Wait, this moron is going to "consider legal options"? Uhh, yeah, that'll go over well. Sovereign nations have the right to deny entry to non-citizens. But at least he and Fred Phelps can cry in their beers together over how Canada doesn't like to let bigots into her territory to preach hatred.
 
2012-10-12 01:17:10 PM

here to help: I'm sure The Sun sympathized with this d-bag. Canada is swinging hard right and not the friendly Canucker kind of right... the ultra derpy hateful kind.

The feds announced recently they were cutting off all funding for non Christian prison chaplains. The chick who is supposed to be overseeing women's issues voted to re-open the debate on when life begins. A new mosque in PEI has been getting threats. Our prison industrial complex is kicking into high gear. The Conservative government is breaking, bending and rewriting election rules in their favor. Environmental laws are being eroded to benefit big oil. Etc, etc...

And the citizens are lapping it up. If you read the comments on certain newspaper websites and letters to the editor in print publications the blatant racism, cop fellating and attacks on the underprivileged would make a freeper blush.

It's getting scary in Canuckerland.


Calm down there. Canada is nowhere close to the crap going on in the states. The Harper government hasn't undone everything good about ou country... yet. I remain optimistic.
 
2012-10-12 01:17:16 PM

here to help: I'm sure The Sun sympathized with this d-bag. Canada is swinging hard right and not the friendly Canucker kind of right... the ultra derpy hateful kind.

The feds announced recently they were cutting off all funding for non Christian prison chaplains. The chick who is supposed to be overseeing women's issues voted to re-open the debate on when life begins. A new mosque in PEI has been getting threats. Our prison industrial complex is kicking into high gear. The Conservative government is breaking, bending and rewriting election rules in their favor. Environmental laws are being eroded to benefit big oil. Etc, etc...

And the citizens are lapping it up. If you read the comments on certain newspaper websites and letters to the editor in print publications the blatant racism, cop fellating and attacks on the underprivileged would make a freeper blush.

It's getting scary in Canuckerland.


Dafuq?.
 
2012-10-12 01:17:29 PM
Canada has the right to deny entry to whoever they want. So does the U.S.
 
2012-10-12 01:18:06 PM
Could we all please just ignore this dipsh*t?

I'm looking at YOU, Toronto Sun.
 
2012-10-12 01:18:14 PM
Ok, so why does this screamin' a-hole still have a steady gig?

/Oh, oh yeah - Ok, now I remember

//Stand up and be Proud, Fark Florida tag!
 
2012-10-12 01:19:02 PM
God kicks humans out of Eden for giving them a weakness to do whatever a snake tells them to do, drowns millions of people for not serving him enough, turns Lot's wife into salt for looking backwards causing his daughters to rape their father, tells Abraham to sacrifice his son born from his half sister and then says "Just kidding!", then let's his "chosen people" get enslaved. All in one book.

He only burns the Qur'an? Bit of a double standard.
 
2012-10-12 01:19:33 PM

CygnusDarius: Last I heard, there were some issues,


There are... and they are bad. Whole towns living in third world squalor with no help in sight. Native women make up something like one percent of the population yet represent a third of the prison population which is a huge spike from only a decade ago and it's mostly due to the abuse, poverty, racism and addiction issues they face.

Reserves are very bad places especially for women.
 
2012-10-12 01:20:30 PM

ThrobblefootSpectre: Canada has the right to deny entry to whoever they want. So does the U.S.


It can throw out US citizens?.
 
2012-10-12 01:20:30 PM
we don't have freedom of speech in Canada or freedom of the press
 
2012-10-12 01:21:48 PM

Bruxellensis: indarwinsshadow: Gunny Highway: Advice for our brothers to the North:

Quando omni flunkus moritati

[www.rivermagic.ca image 340x255]

I am a man.
But I can change.
If I have to.


...I guess.

/Card-carrying Lodge member since 1999
 
2012-10-12 01:24:27 PM

Russ1642: Calm down there. Canada is nowhere close to the crap going on in the states. The Harper government hasn't undone everything good about ou country... yet. I remain optimistic.


So systematic destruction of the country is acceptable to you just as long as we're slightly better than the US? Sorry. Canada was one the best countries in the world. Settling for 39th place don't cut it.
 
2012-10-12 01:26:09 PM
Y'know...if The US of eh has to put up with Justin Bieber, Celine Dion and Chavril then the least we can do is take one of THEIR farktards for a couple of days in return.

/and if we were asked nicely we could put said farktard on an ice-flow for clubbing.
 
2012-10-12 01:26:47 PM
Dammit guys, we were sending him to you to learn politeness.

/no, we were actually just going to deny his re-entry.
//you caught us.
 
2012-10-12 01:28:35 PM

here to help: It's getting scary in Canuckerland.


Harper rose to power by uniting and gagging the right fringe. I genuinely respect him as a politician, though I disagree with many of his views. The problem is that his fringe is starting to unravel because they feel they're finally in a position to do things. He promised them power in exchange for silent support and now they want to unbox their issues and make changes while they have a majority.

Harper's goal has always been to subtly shift the midline of the country's left/right spectrum until his views are considered centrist, but he's willing to accomplish it over a multi-decade time frame.
 
2012-10-12 01:28:40 PM
Sorry won't cut it this time, Canada
 
2012-10-12 01:29:45 PM

indarwinsshadow: CygnusDarius: "This is a real blow to freedom of speech," said Jones, who gained international attention in 2010 for his plan to burn Korans, the Islamic scripture, on the ninth anniversary of the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks on the United States.

/Canadians
//Have I ever mentioned how you guys are awesome?
///Except for the whole seals thing, that's just not cool... Also, the indigenous tribes, and WTF is up with Quebec?


/Yes?
//Probably.
///That's Newfoundland. I agree. Not cool, but again, it's Newfoundland. They live by their own rules. Indigenous tribes? You mean like First Nations? Um, we treat them a hell of a lot better than you treat your "natives". It's not an area you want to pick a fight about....And Quebec. No one knows. The current theory is they had a meeting and decided on frontal lobotomies for everyone. It's just a guess at this point though.


so Quebec is the french Texas?
 
2012-10-12 01:30:54 PM
Canada is under no obligation to allow known terrorists onto their soil.
 
2012-10-12 01:31:15 PM
"This is a real blow to freedom of speech," said Jones

Facepalm.jpg
 
2012-10-12 01:32:36 PM

correct horse battery staple: here to help: It's getting scary in Canuckerland.

Harper rose to power by uniting and gagging the right fringe. I genuinely respect him as a politician, though I disagree with many of his views. The problem is that his fringe is starting to unravel because they feel they're finally in a position to do things. He promised them power in exchange for silent support and now they want to unbox their issues and make changes while they have a majority.

Harper's goal has always been to subtly shift the midline of the country's left/right spectrum until his views are considered centrist, but he's willing to accomplish it over a multi-decade time frame.


Exactly and he is startlingly good at it. People are saying, thinking and supporting sh*t they would have never even thought of before or found outright atrocious. It's really disturbing because not only is the government changing for the worse... so are the people.
 
2012-10-12 01:33:36 PM

CygnusDarius: "This is a real blow to freedom of speech," said Jones, who gained international attention in 2010 for his plan to burn Korans, the Islamic scripture, on the ninth anniversary of the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks on the United States.

Not to burst your little bubble -Canada did that, already- but 'freedom of speech' is not the same everywhere you go.


So this guy fancies himself a crusader, a beacon of Christian truth for the world, and yet simply cannot be arsed to understand basic immigration controls and that our constitutional protections do not extend overseas? The dumbest f*cking morons are always the loudest.
 
2012-10-12 01:34:43 PM

ds_4815: Bruxellensis: indarwinsshadow: Gunny Highway: Advice for our brothers to the North:

Quando omni flunkus moritati

[www.rivermagic.ca image 340x255]

I am a man.
But I can change.
If I have to.

...I guess.

/Card-carrying Lodge member since 1999


Niiice.
 
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