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(Politico)   Sarah Palin compares Ryan's performance to watching someone being trampled by a musk ox   (politico.com) divider line 34
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2012-10-12 09:12:37 AM
9 votes:
Finally! She speaks about something she knows!
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Them musk ox hooves cause a lot of damage to the skull when they trample you!
I STILL forget my name for 20 minutes & piss myself whenever I use the microwave!
2012-10-12 12:16:00 PM
6 votes:
They're desperatly trying to save face for Ryan

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2012-10-12 05:06:09 PM
4 votes:
Meh. Just for freaking once, I'd love to see a debate with the VPs done in the style of MXC. It'd be so much more watchable. Just imagine Vic Romano and Kenny Blankenship and Guy LeDouche narrating things.


Vic: I'm Vic Romano!

Kenny: And I'm Kenny Blankenship!

Vic: And tonight we welcome you to the Most Extreme Presidential Runner-Up debate!

Kenny: Runner up?

Vic: They get to be President if the real one dies, Kenny.

Kenny: I bet their Presidents have lots of "accidents", huh, Vic?

Vic: Only if nobody can't prove nothin', Kenny. Tonight, the debate between Ryan and Biden is expected to rise to a fever pitch, and the audience looks like they're all excited to be here!

Kenny: Why are WE here, anyway?

Vic: Don't know about you, Ken, but I needed the work and I'm hoping Biden snaps and hurts someone.

Kenny: Yeah, I got like ten bucks on that happening.

Vic: Safe bet, Ken. Looks like tonight's moderator is going to get things started.

Kenny: Who is that, Vic?

Vic: I'm thinking the fat kid from "Happy Days".

Kenny: The who? From what?

Vic: A used-up actor nobody remembers, Kenny.

Kenny: I bet you two would have a lot to talk about, huh, Vic?

Vic: Kenny!

Kenny: Ha, ha!

Vic: First question of the night goes to candidate Ryan. "What's the most serious threat facing this nation today?" And OH MY GOD!

Kenny: Did you just see that?!

Vic: Things are off to a nasty start! Ryan's answer was "Joe Biden", and in a rage, Biden's picked up his podium and hurled it at his opponent, narrowly missing and smashing it to pieces!

Kenny: Twenty bucks! I get twenty bucks!

Vic: Ryan's taking his tie and jacket off, but no time for that for Biden, his tie comes off easily as a clip-on and damn the jacket! He's leapt onto Ryan and seems to be throttling the life out of him!

Kenny: I think Ryan peed his pants!

Vic: I would too, Ken. Biden is scary! I hear that Biden tore his own grandson's appendix out with his bare hands when he got appendicitis. And he told him to quit whining!

Kenny: And what's this? "God Bless the USA" is playing on the loudspeaker and the spotlight is on the end of the isle?

Vic: I can't believe it! Mitt Romney has interrupted this debate to aid his V.P.! He's charging the ring! Where's the moderator?!

Kenny: Looks like he'shiatting on some fat chick in the audience. What's Romney doing?

Vic: Seems... seems he's reached the edge of the ring. And stopped. He's not doing anything. Meanwhile Ryan has slipped his choke hold, gained his feet, and is flailing wildly at Biden.

Kenny: Why isn't Mitt doing anything?

Vic: American politics, Kenny. The Republican party doesn't like independant thinkers. They just want a president who doesn't do anything but sign whatever is put in front of him and does as he is told by the party leaders.

Kenny: So he's just going to stand there?

Vic: Seems that way, Ken. But wait! "Born in the USA" is playing, and we've got another spotlight!

Kenny: It's the President! Barack Obama heads towards the ring, flanked by a squad of his secret squirrels!

Vic: Secret service, Ken. Service.

Kenny: He's carrying a ladder! ...kind of slowly. Boy, he looks tired. He doesn't look like he came ready today.

Vic: Must be the low altitude here, Ken. This thick air can really mess up a man's lungs.

Kenny: Biden's got the ladder up and Ryan's on the mat. And Romney's still standing there.

Vic: And Biden leaves the ring? He'll be counted out, a disgraceful loss if it happens!

Kenny: Nah. The moderator's still hitting on that fat chick.

Vic: He's got a steel folding chair! Joe Biden is going back into the ring with a weapon!

Kenny: Move, you idiot! MOVE!

Vic: I don't think Ryan can do much, Ken. Biden has a vicious left hook, which Ryan learned much too late!

Kenny: I meant Romney. Dude's just standing there. Like he's waiting to be plugged in.

Vic: Biden's got the chair! He's climbing the ladder! This could be a quick end to a seriously unproductive debate!

Kenny: Another theme song! We've got more people joining the fight! And... wait. Vic? Whose theme song is "Somebody just pooped"?

Vic: I don't believe it! Show the outside video. Look, Kenny! Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachmann have arrived in a stretch hummer limo!

Kenny: But "Somebody just pooped"?

Vic: Well, Palin says it's Trig's favorite song, and Bachmann said it was one of the four songs she had on her iPod, so it was the only thing they could agree on.

Kenny: You may remember Sarah Palin from her Learning Channel reality show, "Sarah Palin's Alaska". Here's a clip.

Sarah Palin, to daughter in clip: "Hay ho, howdy thar. No BOOYZZZ upstairs!" Clip ends.

Vic: A life lesson to be sure.

Kenny: What do you mean, Vic?

Vic: Well, Sarah Palin is a conservative Republican christian. They place strong morals and family values very highly, Ken.

Kenny: Wasn't her underage daughter pregnant before this?

Vic: Well...

Kenny: This is like closing the barn door after the horse is already gone.

Vic: That's not fair, Kenny....

Kenny: Yeah, it's worse. It's like closing the barn door after the horse is already out in the middle of the field foaling.

Vic: Right, right. Our conservative duo is charging towards the studio even now. Is Biden in trouble?

Kenny: Ha, ha. Looks like they're the ones having trouble.

Vic: Ken's right for once, folks. Palin and Bachmann have hit a door on their side of the hall that just won't open. It appears to be locked!

Kenny: But Vic. There's a sign on the door. It says "Please use other door". Why don't they just use the other door? It's like two feet away!

Vic: You don't understand American politics, Ken. It's incomprehensible for a christian conservative republican to take so much as a single step to the left to get anything done.

Kenny: Politics is stupid.

Vic: You got that right, Ken. And going back to the debate... it's over. We missed it! What happened?

Kenny: Quick! Send in Guy.

Vic: Let's go to Guy LeDouche! Seems he's got Mitt Romney.

Guy: I'm Guy LeDouche, and with me is Mitt Romney, presidential candidate. Mister Romney, is it true you Mormons get seven wives?

Mitt: Well...

Guy: How do you arrange that, anyway? Do you take turns?

Mitt: Well, there's the on-wife and the off-wives. You rotate out until the feds put you in jail. Then everyone bigger than you takes turns sodomizing you.

Guy: Oooh, ho ho ho! GUY LIKE!

Vic: Disturbing and insightful as always, Guy.

Kenny: So who won?

Vic: I have no idea. Let's check the polls.

Kenny: Right. Okay. 100% of Republicans attending say Ryan won. 100% of the Democrats attending say Biden won. And 100% of Independants attending are angry about the lack of beer concessions in the arena.

Vic: Wow. This gig was pretty much a total loss.

Kenny: I guess we can wrap this up and hope we still get paid.

Vic: Right. What do we always say?!

Kenny: Uh, we're not doing MXC.

Vic: Right, right. Um... "Let's vote for a candidate!"

Kenny: That works. ...none of this is going to be shown anyway.

/Posted that in the debate thread
//Nobody noticed
2012-10-12 01:23:39 PM
4 votes:
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2012-10-12 11:52:11 AM
4 votes:
I described that debate as the closest thing to a snuff film I care to witness.
2012-10-12 11:20:26 AM
4 votes:
Ryan was getting beat so bad, I had to ask my children to leave the room. My dog was upset also.

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2012-10-12 12:26:49 PM
3 votes:
Wow, I thought subby was talking about musk oxen as a joke. She literally said that.

My favorite part of the debate:

Ryan: "The stimulus was a failure!"
Biden: "I have two letters from you asking for stimulus funds where you say it creates economic growth and jobs. I hope you enjoyed those millions I sent you."
Ryan: "Uh... err... shiat." 
Biden: "Feel free to send more letters any time." *Biden debate grin*
2012-10-12 12:25:56 PM
3 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com

The musk ox community frowns on these shenanigans.
2012-10-12 12:11:05 PM
3 votes:
I knew Musk Ox. Musk Ox was a friend of mine. You sir, are no Musk Ox.


/Musk Ox 2012
2012-10-12 11:25:39 AM
3 votes:
She could be pissed that Biden jokingly compared her to Ryan.
2012-10-12 11:21:36 AM
3 votes:

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Sounds like someone's plugging her new perfume.


Eau de Airhead. Smells like grizzly bear piss and lipstick.
2012-10-12 01:00:18 PM
2 votes:
FTFA: "It reminded me ... of watching a musk ox run across the tundra with somebody underfoot."

Really? It reminded you of that, Mrs. Palin? It brought forth a memory of that happening? You have actual memory of someone being trampled by a musk ox, and this evoked it? Or did you mean to say it simply made you imagine a hypothetical situation from which you drew a parallel? Because if you don't have an actual memory of something happening, then it's pretty difficult be reminded of it.

Gawd, if you learned how to actually use the correct words, I'd still disagree with you but you'd at least be slightly less annoying.
2012-10-12 12:31:11 PM
2 votes:
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2012-10-12 12:29:02 PM
2 votes:
Limbaugh is PISSED at Biden too. he's saying the GOP is honorable, and noble and not rude at all ever.
2012-10-12 12:21:50 PM
2 votes:

Diogenes: "Let me remind you one thing though: the truth that's told with bad intent beats all lies one can invent," she said. "And when Joe Biden told some truths about, say, death panels, but he told it out of context and with an intention to skew what the true meaning and the truth behind the policy issues are, that's as bad as actually telling a lie. So just keep that in mind when you talk about style, when you talk about the verbage that Joe Biden chose to use tonight."

It's nice to see after four years she hasn't lost her touch for being completely incomprehensible.



Let's check the Palin-drome version.

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2012-10-12 12:16:18 PM
2 votes:
quick update: Limbaugh's rant so far is that 1. Biden was a big meanie head 2. the moderator was a librul plant and 3. Ryan won. RYAN WON! *twitch* [gibber] *drool*
2012-10-12 11:32:57 AM
2 votes:

Mugato: She could be pissed that Biden jokingly compared her to Ryan.


It was a great double slam.

"Palin tried that with me, and now you're stealing her tired old crap."
2012-10-12 11:18:29 AM
2 votes:
Sounds like someone's plugging her new perfume.
2012-10-12 08:01:01 AM
2 votes:
Dear Sarah - STFU and take a walk on the tundra.
2012-10-12 07:52:27 AM
2 votes:
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Never has this been more fitting...
2012-10-12 02:17:21 PM
1 votes:
Perhaps a folksy aphorism more relatable to her personal experience would have come off better?

"It's like Paul Ryan was home watching 'Days of Our Lives' and Joe Biden came in on his snowmachine and bent Paul over a stack of Husky Chow bags, you betcha!"
2012-10-12 01:44:37 PM
1 votes:
A Rush Limbaugh lecture on how to be polite? What's next, Rush Limbaugh's guide to a successful long-term marriage?
2012-10-12 01:24:04 PM
1 votes:

Diogenes: "Let me remind you one thing though: the truth that's told with bad intent beats all lies one can invent," she said. "And when Joe Biden told some truths about, say, death panels, but he told it out of context and with an intention to skew what the true meaning and the truth behind the policy issues are, that's as bad as actually telling a lie. So just keep that in mind when you talk about style, when you talk about the verbage that Joe Biden chose to use tonight."

It's nice to see after four years she hasn't lost her touch for being completely incomprehensible.


I think that's the missing chorus from Aqualung at the start there but then she loses me completely.
2012-10-12 01:02:09 PM
1 votes:
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2012-10-12 12:54:27 PM
1 votes:

Weaver95: Agneska: Crapinoleum: Agneska: Agneska: Mugato: Agneska: Biden was like an unhinged crazy old coot. Lying, giggling, eye-rolling, and deceiving. Democrats sure know how to pick 'em.

If that's how you really view that debate, what does it say for "your guy" that even the liberals are (generously) saying that it was a tie?

Post debate polls were more favorable towards Biden, sonny boy. Read them and weep.

I meant to say "favorable towards Ryan."

You sound more like Romney every day.

You sound more like Biden, a lying giggling eye-rolling and deceiving crazy old coot. Yeeehawwww!

so basically you think Ryan lost because Biden was a bit meanie head? is that what you're telling us?


Ryan lost? Go back to bed, darling.
2012-10-12 12:52:10 PM
1 votes:
Last week: Biden is an old fool, idiot, bumbling gaff machine.

This week:

Agneska: Biden was like an unhinged crazy old coot. Lying, giggling, eye-rolling, and deceiving. Democrats sure know how to pick 'em.

2012-10-12 12:50:57 PM
1 votes:

weezbo: Weaver95: I think the GOP response to the debate loss is going to 1. blame the moderator and 2. call Biden a big meanie head.

this is the big time kids. you cannot claim that the GOP is ready to take on the challenges of running this country and then turn around and whine because someone was 'mean' to you and laughed at your ideas during a debate. either you are all tough manly men of John Galt stature and can take a bit of verbal abuse or you're all just biatchy girlie men with glass jaws who fold up and go home first time you hit a rough patch of road. which is it guys?

I'm waiting for 3. Accuse Biden of cheating in some way.

I mean, they've certainly eagerly leaped into the left wing excuse bag from last week, it'll be nice to see them go whole hog and I'd love to see what they come up with. Stole Ryan's water, maybe?


Limbaugh is getting pretty worked up. he's got a tough sell today - on one hand he has to say that Ryan won...but on the other hand he can't work his script without admitting Ryan lost. it's made for a somewhat schizophrenic first hour.
2012-10-12 12:48:30 PM
1 votes:

Agneska: Agneska: Mugato: Agneska: Biden was like an unhinged crazy old coot. Lying, giggling, eye-rolling, and deceiving. Democrats sure know how to pick 'em.

If that's how you really view that debate, what does it say for "your guy" that even the liberals are (generously) saying that it was a tie?

Post debate polls were more favorable towards Biden, sonny boy. Read them and weep.

I meant to say "favorable towards Ryan."


You sound more like Romney every day.
2012-10-12 12:40:58 PM
1 votes:
Reading her comments -- I can't watch the video because that voice goes through me like an Espresso Gordita -- and realizing there are still literally millions of otherwise functional Americans who would cheer with utter joy if she were president is just terrifying.
2012-10-12 12:36:26 PM
1 votes:
Biden was like an unhinged crazy old coot. Lying, giggling, eye-rolling, and deceiving. Democrats sure know how to pick 'em.
2012-10-12 12:35:00 PM
1 votes:

AbbeySomeone: Dear Sarah - STFU and take a walk on the tundra

under a musk ox.
2012-10-12 12:19:17 PM
1 votes:
"verbage". Sure.

How in hell does a musk ox run accross the tundra with someone underfoot? On two legs?

Here's some "nounage" - Idiot.
2012-10-12 11:34:22 AM
1 votes:

mrshowrules: Ryan was getting beat so bad, I had to ask my children to leave the room. My dog was upset also.

[farm5.static.flickr.com image 500x400]


your dog looks a bit fat, ms. how rules
2012-10-12 09:25:39 AM
1 votes:
"Let me remind you one thing though: the truth that's told with bad intent beats all lies one can invent," she said. "And when Joe Biden told some truths about, say, death panels, but he told it out of context and with an intention to skew what the true meaning and the truth behind the policy issues are, that's as bad as actually telling a lie. So just keep that in mind when you talk about style, when you talk about the verbage that Joe Biden chose to use tonight."

It's nice to see after four years she hasn't lost her touch for being completely incomprehensible.
 
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