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2012-10-12 07:52:27 AM
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Never has this been more fitting...
 
2012-10-12 08:01:01 AM
Dear Sarah - STFU and take a walk on the tundra.
 
2012-10-12 08:09:56 AM
www.topnewstoday.org
 
2012-10-12 08:16:09 AM
You betcha! *wink*
 
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2012-10-12 08:29:23 AM

AbbeySomeone: Dear Sarah - STFU and take a walk on the tundra.


I suspect that Ryan said something similar.
 
2012-10-12 08:32:38 AM
I'm so ready for the Bad Lip Reading on this one.

/I don't wanna touch sandpaper.
 
2012-10-12 08:53:45 AM
That was one of my favorite lines from last night, when Biden said, "yeah, I heard that Death Panel line from Sarah Palin."
 
2012-10-12 09:12:37 AM
Finally! She speaks about something she knows!
i1151.photobucket.com
Them musk ox hooves cause a lot of damage to the skull when they trample you!
I STILL forget my name for 20 minutes & piss myself whenever I use the microwave!
 
2012-10-12 09:25:39 AM
"Let me remind you one thing though: the truth that's told with bad intent beats all lies one can invent," she said. "And when Joe Biden told some truths about, say, death panels, but he told it out of context and with an intention to skew what the true meaning and the truth behind the policy issues are, that's as bad as actually telling a lie. So just keep that in mind when you talk about style, when you talk about the verbage that Joe Biden chose to use tonight."

It's nice to see after four years she hasn't lost her touch for being completely incomprehensible.
 
2012-10-12 10:15:16 AM
"That's a tough format. It reminded me ... of watching a musk ox run across the tundra with somebody underfoot. And in this case, when it came to style, it was Paul Ryan underfoot because of the moderator allowing Biden to do the interrupting, to kind of take control of the conversation."

Man, she really had to stretch to bring up her backwoods persona, there.


Diogenes: It's nice to see after four years she hasn't lost her touch for being completely incomprehensible.


It's a real talent, in her case. Jesus.
 
2012-10-12 11:18:29 AM
Sounds like someone's plugging her new perfume.
 
2012-10-12 11:20:26 AM
Ryan was getting beat so bad, I had to ask my children to leave the room. My dog was upset also.

farm5.static.flickr.com
 
2012-10-12 11:21:36 AM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Sounds like someone's plugging her new perfume.


Eau de Airhead. Smells like grizzly bear piss and lipstick.
 
2012-10-12 11:25:39 AM
She could be pissed that Biden jokingly compared her to Ryan.
 
2012-10-12 11:32:57 AM

Mugato: She could be pissed that Biden jokingly compared her to Ryan.


It was a great double slam.

"Palin tried that with me, and now you're stealing her tired old crap."
 
2012-10-12 11:34:22 AM

mrshowrules: Ryan was getting beat so bad, I had to ask my children to leave the room. My dog was upset also.

[farm5.static.flickr.com image 500x400]


your dog looks a bit fat, ms. how rules
 
2012-10-12 11:42:51 AM
I think the GOP response to the debate loss is going to 1. blame the moderator and 2. call Biden a big meanie head.

this is the big time kids. you cannot claim that the GOP is ready to take on the challenges of running this country and then turn around and whine because someone was 'mean' to you and laughed at your ideas during a debate. either you are all tough manly men of John Galt stature and can take a bit of verbal abuse or you're all just biatchy girlie men with glass jaws who fold up and go home first time you hit a rough patch of road. which is it guys?
 
2012-10-12 11:52:11 AM
I described that debate as the closest thing to a snuff film I care to witness.
 
2012-10-12 11:55:10 AM
Old Sarah would know what that looks like. You betcha!
 
2012-10-12 12:11:05 PM
If Ryan can't take a debate where the moderator may not be in his pocket, how can we expect him if needed to run a country? You think Putin, the Iranian Ayatollahs, et al. are easier then Joe Biden?
 
2012-10-12 12:11:05 PM
I knew Musk Ox. Musk Ox was a friend of mine. You sir, are no Musk Ox.


/Musk Ox 2012
 
2012-10-12 12:12:36 PM
Really tough format, Sean, for someone like a Paul Ryan or anybody else up against Joe Biden, when the moderator allowed Bidden to call him out for his bullshiat. It was much more fair and balanced when Romney was allowed to lie 80% without a bat of an eye.
 
2012-10-12 12:13:33 PM
She would know.
 
2012-10-12 12:13:46 PM
Sarah Palin is the epicenter of the divide in the Republican party between the establishment and the crazy right wing nutters. Why haven't they had her killed yet? She's part of the reason Romney's going to lose. Because of her, he has to swing so far to the right he circumnavigates the globe to win the nomination and then hop a flight all the way back to centerville for the general and hope nobody saw it.
 
2012-10-12 12:14:03 PM
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2012-10-12 12:14:29 PM
He hit me back first!
 
2012-10-12 12:15:13 PM
Jebus, Palin. How hard is it to be a shill? All you have to do is read the entire talking points sheet before you go on the air. The moderator was unfair, Biden was mean, AND Ryan still won the debate. The third one is the most important part.
 
2012-10-12 12:16:00 PM
They're desperatly trying to save face for Ryan

i269.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-12 12:16:18 PM
quick update: Limbaugh's rant so far is that 1. Biden was a big meanie head 2. the moderator was a librul plant and 3. Ryan won. RYAN WON! *twitch* [gibber] *drool*
 
2012-10-12 12:16:53 PM
Wait, so does she still believe in death panels?
 
2012-10-12 12:17:06 PM
Was Jilly the Prom Queen?
 
2012-10-12 12:18:33 PM
Biden had to interrupt. Ryan was attempting to do the Gish Gallop like Mittens did. besides she let Ryan talk for almost the entire first 10 min. Biden got in like 2 min worth to his 8.
 
2012-10-12 12:19:17 PM
"verbage". Sure.

How in hell does a musk ox run accross the tundra with someone underfoot? On two legs?

Here's some "nounage" - Idiot.
 
2012-10-12 12:20:33 PM
Then she went on a long tangent about Todd's snowmachine needing a new carburetor.
 
2012-10-12 12:21:47 PM
Still trying to shoe horn in those references to burnish the Sarah Palin: Grizzly Vagina Of The Northlands image.
 
2012-10-12 12:21:50 PM

Diogenes: "Let me remind you one thing though: the truth that's told with bad intent beats all lies one can invent," she said. "And when Joe Biden told some truths about, say, death panels, but he told it out of context and with an intention to skew what the true meaning and the truth behind the policy issues are, that's as bad as actually telling a lie. So just keep that in mind when you talk about style, when you talk about the verbage that Joe Biden chose to use tonight."

It's nice to see after four years she hasn't lost her touch for being completely incomprehensible.



Let's check the Palin-drome version.

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2012-10-12 12:23:06 PM

Weaver95: quick update: Limbaugh's rant so far is that 1. Biden was a big meanie head 2. the moderator was a librul plant and 3. Ryan won. RYAN WON! *twitch* [gibber] *drool*


One of my wingnut Facebook friends posted this this morning:

BTW, Biden, I'd like to thank you for clinching the election for us. Thank you for being the person that we always knew you were.

When I saw that I knew I was in for another rough post-debate day but for different reasons.
 
2012-10-12 12:25:14 PM
The GOP constantly presents itself as the "party of individual toughness". They won't back down from any fight. They "built that" blah blah blah. And yet, we should vote for Romney/Ryan because Joe Biden was just too tough on poor wittle Paul Ryan? The GOP is obviously filled with whiny, lying windbags.
 
2012-10-12 12:25:43 PM
Weaver95:


I know I've said it before, but thanks man, for taking one for the team and reporting this.
 
2012-10-12 12:25:56 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com

The musk ox community frowns on these shenanigans.
 
2012-10-12 12:26:49 PM
Wow, I thought subby was talking about musk oxen as a joke. She literally said that.

My favorite part of the debate:

Ryan: "The stimulus was a failure!"
Biden: "I have two letters from you asking for stimulus funds where you say it creates economic growth and jobs. I hope you enjoyed those millions I sent you."
Ryan: "Uh... err... shiat." 
Biden: "Feel free to send more letters any time." *Biden debate grin*
 
2012-10-12 12:27:42 PM

DubyaHater: The GOP constantly presents itself as the "party of individual toughness". They won't back down from any fight. They "built that" blah blah blah. And yet, we should vote for Romney/Ryan because Joe Biden was just too tough on poor wittle Paul Ryan? The GOP is obviously filled with whiny, lying windbags.


The guy who puffs out his chest and struts around is always the first to play the victim card when things don't go his way.
 
2012-10-12 12:29:02 PM
Limbaugh is PISSED at Biden too. he's saying the GOP is honorable, and noble and not rude at all ever.
 
2012-10-12 12:29:43 PM

Karma Curmudgeon: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 550x373]

The musk ox community frowns on these shenanigans.


They look fuzzy, and tasty.
 
2012-10-12 12:31:11 PM
i670.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-12 12:32:17 PM

Weaver95: Limbaugh is PISSED at Biden too. he's saying the GOP is honorable, and noble and not rude at all ever.


YOU LIE!
 
2012-10-12 12:32:30 PM
"Let me remind you one thing though: the truth that's told with bad intent beats all lies one can invent," she said. "And when Joe Biden told some truths about, say, death panels

You heard it straight from Sarah's mouth people. Biden's out-of-context truths about death panels beat all the lies about that them Ryan, Romney, and Palin herself invented.
 
2012-10-12 12:35:00 PM

AbbeySomeone: Dear Sarah - STFU and take a walk on the tundra

under a musk ox.
 
2012-10-12 12:35:37 PM

Bleyo: Wow, I thought subby was talking about musk oxen as a joke. She literally said that.

My favorite part of the debate:

Ryan: "The stimulus was a failure!"
Biden: "I have two letters from you asking for stimulus funds where you say it creates economic growth and jobs. I hope you enjoyed those millions I sent you."
Ryan: "Uh... err... shiat." 
Biden: "Feel free to send more letters any time." *Biden debate grin*


I thought that was beautiful. Its sad that many will actively ignore Ryan's hypocrisy, though.
 
2012-10-12 12:36:26 PM
Biden was like an unhinged crazy old coot. Lying, giggling, eye-rolling, and deceiving. Democrats sure know how to pick 'em.
 
2012-10-12 12:37:51 PM

Weaver95: Limbaugh is PISSED at Biden too. he's saying the GOP is honorable, and noble and not rude at all ever.


Hahaha! Good lord. Kinda obvious that gasbag would be worked up today and try to give the troops the spin they'll need to survive. Sorry GOP. Sorry your kid got his butt beat last night by the old dude. But when you lie this much, someone is eventually going to call you on it to your face.
 
2012-10-12 12:38:07 PM
Is she still here?

/ugh
 
2012-10-12 12:38:09 PM

Agneska: Biden was like an unhinged crazy old coot. Lying, giggling, eye-rolling, and deceiving. Democrats sure know how to pick 'em.


reality seems to disagree with you.
 
2012-10-12 12:38:09 PM

Agneska: Biden was like an unhinged crazy old coot. Lying, giggling, eye-rolling, and deceiving. Democrats sure know how to pick 'em.


Aw, are you mad that he kept laughing at Ryan's ridiculous lies? TOO BAD!
 
2012-10-12 12:38:12 PM
It has to be rough for Rush. Not getting off of Oxy-rough but rough and not hard like blue pill hard but hard as in has to act like he doesn't want Obama to win and he kind of looks like a loser if Obama does win but once Obama is re-elected, much like with Fox News, it can only mean better ratings through biatching at the incumbent than it could ever be than it would be with his "team" in power.
 
2012-10-12 12:39:42 PM

sonnyboy11: Weaver95: Limbaugh is PISSED at Biden too. he's saying the GOP is honorable, and noble and not rude at all ever.

Hahaha! Good lord. Kinda obvious that gasbag would be worked up today and try to give the troops the spin they'll need to survive. Sorry GOP. Sorry your kid got his butt beat last night by the old dude. But when you lie this much, someone is eventually going to call you on it to your face.


i'm getting kind bored with Limbaugh tho. he's basically sticking to the same script as every OTHER Republican speakerphone out there in the media today. its kinda sad actually.
 
2012-10-12 12:39:46 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Agneska: Biden was like an unhinged crazy old coot. Lying, giggling, eye-rolling, and deceiving. Democrats sure know how to pick 'em.

Aw, are you mad that he kept laughing at Ryan's ridiculous lies? TOO BAD!


Oh, did Widdle Wyan's feewlings get hurt? Awwwwww.
 
2012-10-12 12:39:59 PM

Agneska: Biden was like an unhinged crazy old coot. Lying, giggling, eye-rolling, and deceiving. Democrats sure know how to pick 'em.


If that's how you really view that debate, what does it say for "your guy" that even the liberals are (generously) saying that it was a tie?
 
2012-10-12 12:40:15 PM

Agneska: Biden was like an unhinged crazy old coot. Lying, giggling, eye-rolling, and deceiving. Democrats sure know how to pick 'em.


What's wrong, never learned how to lose gracefully?

Last week, plenty of Dems showed that they can do it. Why not you?

Come, let me teach you.
 
2012-10-12 12:40:34 PM

Mugato: It has to be rough for Rush. Not getting off of Oxy-rough but rough and not hard like blue pill hard but hard as in has to act like he doesn't want Obama to win and he kind of looks like a loser if Obama does win but once Obama is re-elected, much like with Fox News, it can only mean better ratings through biatching at the incumbent than it could ever be than it would be with his "team" in power.


Isn't Oxicontin lethal in high doses?.
 
2012-10-12 12:40:58 PM
Reading her comments -- I can't watch the video because that voice goes through me like an Espresso Gordita -- and realizing there are still literally millions of otherwise functional Americans who would cheer with utter joy if she were president is just terrifying.
 
2012-10-12 12:41:18 PM

Weaver95: Limbaugh is PISSED at Biden too. he's saying the GOP is honorable, and noble and not rude at all ever.


That's the funniest thing I ever heard. The main differences between how Biden behaved at last night's debate and how Romney behaved at last week's are:

1) Biden was far more truthful
2) The moderator let Romney get away with it
 
2012-10-12 12:42:04 PM

CygnusDarius: Isn't Oxicontin lethal in high doses?.


Like virtually anything else, it depends on your tolerance.
 
2012-10-12 12:42:21 PM

Weaver95: Limbaugh is ... saying the GOP is honorable, and noble and not rude at all ever.


He's not entitled to his own facts.
 
2012-10-12 12:42:26 PM

mcwehrle: Weaver95:


I know I've said it before, but thanks man, for taking one for the team and reporting this.


So my work plays FNC on just about every TV in the place save for one... and all day FNC has tried to downplay the VP debates but have latched onto the debate between the two D's that almost got physical... They are ALL over that coverage... A one point they had a 4 guest split screen filled with wobbling double chins...
 
2012-10-12 12:43:30 PM

Mugato: It has to be rough for Rush. Not getting off of Oxy-rough but rough and not hard like blue pill hard but hard as in has to act like he doesn't want Obama to win and he kind of looks like a loser if Obama does win but once Obama is re-elected, much like with Fox News, it can only mean better ratings through biatching at the incumbent than it could ever be than it would be with his "team" in power.


I thought we were going straight to a civil war if Obama is re-elected?
 
2012-10-12 12:43:52 PM

Mugato: Agneska: Biden was like an unhinged crazy old coot. Lying, giggling, eye-rolling, and deceiving. Democrats sure know how to pick 'em.

If that's how you really view that debate, what does it say for "your guy" that even the liberals are (generously) saying that it was a tie?


Post debate polls were more favorable towards Biden, sonny boy. Read them and weep.
 
2012-10-12 12:44:15 PM

CygnusDarius: Mugato: It has to be rough for Rush. Not getting off of Oxy-rough but rough and not hard like blue pill hard but hard as in has to act like he doesn't want Obama to win and he kind of looks like a loser if Obama does win but once Obama is re-elected, much like with Fox News, it can only mean better ratings through biatching at the incumbent than it could ever be than it would be with his "team" in power.

Isn't Oxicontin lethal in high doses?.


Probably just a little more than after it makes you deaf.


/IANAD
 
2012-10-12 12:44:39 PM

nyseattitude: I thought we were going straight to a civil war if Obama is re-elected?


No one but the lunatic fringe would believe that.
 
2012-10-12 12:44:42 PM

Agneska: Mugato: Agneska: Biden was like an unhinged crazy old coot. Lying, giggling, eye-rolling, and deceiving. Democrats sure know how to pick 'em.

If that's how you really view that debate, what does it say for "your guy" that even the liberals are (generously) saying that it was a tie?

Post debate polls were more favorable towards Biden, sonny boy. Read them and weep.


I meant to say "favorable towards Ryan."
 
2012-10-12 12:47:09 PM

Agneska: Agneska: Mugato: Agneska: Biden was like an unhinged crazy old coot. Lying, giggling, eye-rolling, and deceiving. Democrats sure know how to pick 'em.

If that's how you really view that debate, what does it say for "your guy" that even the liberals are (generously) saying that it was a tie?

Post debate polls were more favorable towards Biden, sonny boy. Read them and weep.

I meant to say "favorable towards Ryan."


I think you had it right the first time. Biden won that debate...the GOP is in damage control mode today. Hell, i'm listening to LImbaugh say that Ryan lost (and didn't lose) because 1. Biden was a big meanie head and 2. the moderator cheated. of course, Limbaugh is also ranting about communist infiltration and 'precious bodily fluids' so I don't know how much weight I'd give his opinion.
 
2012-10-12 12:47:34 PM

cretinbob: [www.topnewstoday.org image 320x240]


Eye of the Sparrow....
 
2012-10-12 12:48:27 PM

Weaver95: I think the GOP response to the debate loss is going to 1. blame the moderator and 2. call Biden a big meanie head.

this is the big time kids. you cannot claim that the GOP is ready to take on the challenges of running this country and then turn around and whine because someone was 'mean' to you and laughed at your ideas during a debate. either you are all tough manly men of John Galt stature and can take a bit of verbal abuse or you're all just biatchy girlie men with glass jaws who fold up and go home first time you hit a rough patch of road. which is it guys?


I'm waiting for 3. Accuse Biden of cheating in some way.

I mean, they've certainly eagerly leaped into the left wing excuse bag from last week, it'll be nice to see them go whole hog and I'd love to see what they come up with. Stole Ryan's water, maybe?
 
2012-10-12 12:48:30 PM

Agneska: Agneska: Mugato: Agneska: Biden was like an unhinged crazy old coot. Lying, giggling, eye-rolling, and deceiving. Democrats sure know how to pick 'em.

If that's how you really view that debate, what does it say for "your guy" that even the liberals are (generously) saying that it was a tie?

Post debate polls were more favorable towards Biden, sonny boy. Read them and weep.

I meant to say "favorable towards Ryan."


You sound more like Romney every day.
 
2012-10-12 12:50:31 PM

Crapinoleum: Agneska: Agneska: Mugato: Agneska: Biden was like an unhinged crazy old coot. Lying, giggling, eye-rolling, and deceiving. Democrats sure know how to pick 'em.

If that's how you really view that debate, what does it say for "your guy" that even the liberals are (generously) saying that it was a tie?

Post debate polls were more favorable towards Biden, sonny boy. Read them and weep.

I meant to say "favorable towards Ryan."

You sound more like Romney every day.


You sound more like Biden, a lying giggling eye-rolling and deceiving crazy old coot. Yeeehawwww!
 
2012-10-12 12:50:57 PM

weezbo: Weaver95: I think the GOP response to the debate loss is going to 1. blame the moderator and 2. call Biden a big meanie head.

this is the big time kids. you cannot claim that the GOP is ready to take on the challenges of running this country and then turn around and whine because someone was 'mean' to you and laughed at your ideas during a debate. either you are all tough manly men of John Galt stature and can take a bit of verbal abuse or you're all just biatchy girlie men with glass jaws who fold up and go home first time you hit a rough patch of road. which is it guys?

I'm waiting for 3. Accuse Biden of cheating in some way.

I mean, they've certainly eagerly leaped into the left wing excuse bag from last week, it'll be nice to see them go whole hog and I'd love to see what they come up with. Stole Ryan's water, maybe?


Limbaugh is getting pretty worked up. he's got a tough sell today - on one hand he has to say that Ryan won...but on the other hand he can't work his script without admitting Ryan lost. it's made for a somewhat schizophrenic first hour.
 
2012-10-12 12:51:44 PM

Agneska: Crapinoleum: Agneska: Agneska: Mugato: Agneska: Biden was like an unhinged crazy old coot. Lying, giggling, eye-rolling, and deceiving. Democrats sure know how to pick 'em.

If that's how you really view that debate, what does it say for "your guy" that even the liberals are (generously) saying that it was a tie?

Post debate polls were more favorable towards Biden, sonny boy. Read them and weep.

I meant to say "favorable towards Ryan."

You sound more like Romney every day.

You sound more like Biden, a lying giggling eye-rolling and deceiving crazy old coot. Yeeehawwww!


so basically you think Ryan lost because Biden was a bit meanie head? is that what you're telling us?
 
2012-10-12 12:52:10 PM
Last week: Biden is an old fool, idiot, bumbling gaff machine.

This week:

Agneska: Biden was like an unhinged crazy old coot. Lying, giggling, eye-rolling, and deceiving. Democrats sure know how to pick 'em.

 
2012-10-12 12:52:14 PM

CeroX: mcwehrle: Weaver95:


I know I've said it before, but thanks man, for taking one for the team and reporting this.

So my work plays FNC on just about every TV in the place save for one... and all day FNC has tried to downplay the VP debates but have latched onto the debate between the two D's that almost got physical... They are ALL over that coverage... A one point they had a 4 guest split screen filled with wobbling double chins...


Dear sweet jeebuz! It's times like this that I'm happy I work in a cubicle farm, in a building with windows only in the lobby, and no tvs, radios, anything allowed. I can choose to turn to the internet and find things out, but I'm not forced to absorb it against my will.
 
2012-10-12 12:54:27 PM

Weaver95: Agneska: Crapinoleum: Agneska: Agneska: Mugato: Agneska: Biden was like an unhinged crazy old coot. Lying, giggling, eye-rolling, and deceiving. Democrats sure know how to pick 'em.

If that's how you really view that debate, what does it say for "your guy" that even the liberals are (generously) saying that it was a tie?

Post debate polls were more favorable towards Biden, sonny boy. Read them and weep.

I meant to say "favorable towards Ryan."

You sound more like Romney every day.

You sound more like Biden, a lying giggling eye-rolling and deceiving crazy old coot. Yeeehawwww!

so basically you think Ryan lost because Biden was a bit meanie head? is that what you're telling us?


Ryan lost? Go back to bed, darling.
 
2012-10-12 12:55:37 PM

Hung Like A Tic-Tac: Last week: Biden is an old fool, idiot, bumbling gaff machine.

This week:

Agneska: Biden was like an unhinged crazy old coot. Lying, giggling, eye-rolling, and deceiving. Democrats sure know how to pick 'em.


I actually find it impressive that they are able to hold on to the same position for a week considering it usually changes daily.
 
2012-10-12 12:55:57 PM

Agneska: Weaver95: Agneska: Crapinoleum: Agneska: Agneska: Mugato: Agneska: Biden was like an unhinged crazy old coot. Lying, giggling, eye-rolling, and deceiving. Democrats sure know how to pick 'em.

If that's how you really view that debate, what does it say for "your guy" that even the liberals are (generously) saying that it was a tie?

Post debate polls were more favorable towards Biden, sonny boy. Read them and weep.

I meant to say "favorable towards Ryan."

You sound more like Romney every day.

You sound more like Biden, a lying giggling eye-rolling and deceiving crazy old coot. Yeeehawwww!

so basically you think Ryan lost because Biden was a bit meanie head? is that what you're telling us?

Ryan lost? Go back to bed, darling.


i48.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-12 12:56:43 PM

Agneska: Crapinoleum: Agneska: Agneska: Mugato: Agneska: Biden was like an unhinged crazy old coot. Lying, giggling, eye-rolling, and deceiving. Democrats sure know how to pick 'em.

If that's how you really view that debate, what does it say for "your guy" that even the liberals are (generously) saying that it was a tie?

Post debate polls were more favorable towards Biden, sonny boy. Read them and weep.

I meant to say "favorable towards Ryan."

You sound more like Romney every day.

You sound more like Biden, a lying giggling eye-rolling and deceiving crazy old coot. Yeeehawwww!


Tough day for your team today, isn't it? Republicans love to pretend politics is like a football game- someone wins and someone loses. Black. White. Well your guy lost last night. And it was bad. Maybe you should take a day off? Just a thought.
 
2012-10-12 12:59:49 PM

Weaver95: Agneska: Crapinoleum: Agneska: Agneska: Mugato: Agneska: Biden was like an unhinged crazy old coot. Lying, giggling, eye-rolling, and deceiving. Democrats sure know how to pick 'em.

If that's how you really view that debate, what does it say for "your guy" that even the liberals are (generously) saying that it was a tie?

Post debate polls were more favorable towards Biden, sonny boy. Read them and weep.

I meant to say "favorable towards Ryan."

You sound more like Romney every day.

You sound more like Biden, a lying giggling eye-rolling and deceiving crazy old coot. Yeeehawwww!

so basically you think Ryan lost because Biden was a bit meanie head? is that what you're telling us?


Well, they have to ignore Ryan's "I hate abortion and will work to outlaw it, but a Romney administration will be pro-choice" statement. Can't let 3 flipflops on that in 2 days get noticed.
 
2012-10-12 01:00:18 PM
FTFA: "It reminded me ... of watching a musk ox run across the tundra with somebody underfoot."

Really? It reminded you of that, Mrs. Palin? It brought forth a memory of that happening? You have actual memory of someone being trampled by a musk ox, and this evoked it? Or did you mean to say it simply made you imagine a hypothetical situation from which you drew a parallel? Because if you don't have an actual memory of something happening, then it's pretty difficult be reminded of it.

Gawd, if you learned how to actually use the correct words, I'd still disagree with you but you'd at least be slightly less annoying.
 
2012-10-12 01:01:36 PM

Agneska: DERP


And this is how we know Biden won...

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2012-10-12 01:02:09 PM
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2012-10-12 01:02:36 PM

Agneska: You sound more like Biden, a lying giggling eye-rolling and deceiving crazy old coot. Yeeehawwww!


A valid criticism of Obama's performance was he didn't/couldn't counter Romney's aggressive performance. Whether Romney lied or not is largly irrelevant to the question of dealing with aggressive personalities. Ryan couldn't even handle a 'a lying giggling eye-rolling and deceiving crazy old coot'? Props on the frank admission.
 
2012-10-12 01:03:07 PM

THX 1138: FTFA: "It reminded me ... of watching a musk ox run across the tundra with somebody underfoot."

Really? It reminded you of that, Mrs. Palin? It brought forth a memory of that happening? You have actual memory of someone being trampled by a musk ox, and this evoked it? Or did you mean to say it simply made you imagine a hypothetical situation from which you drew a parallel? Because if you don't have an actual memory of something happening, then it's pretty difficult be reminded of it.

Gawd, if you learned how to actually use the correct words, I'd still disagree with you but you'd at least be slightly less annoying.


It reminded her of her debate with Biden. Except she was the Musk Ox, and the person underfoot was Sarah Palin.
 
2012-10-12 01:04:46 PM

meat0918: Well, they have to ignore Ryan's "I hate abortion and will work to outlaw it, but a Romney administration will be pro-choice" statement. Can't let 3 flipflops on that in 2 days get noticed.


I don't really like to talk about abortion because I think it's just a farking wedge issue that gets way too much attention despite the fact that no one really ever does anything about. But if some pro-life clown is babbling on about how life begins at conception and abortion is murder but people like Ryan says that he supports abortion in cases of rape, then WTF? If abortion is murder, it's not the baby's fault how it was conceived. At least be consistent.
 
2012-10-12 01:06:55 PM

Agneska: Biden was like an unhinged crazy old coot. Lying, giggling, eye-rolling, and deceiving. Democrats sure know how to pick 'em.


If lying & deceiving are bad things, then did you look negatively on Romney's performance. I'll admit that Biden was not 100% accurate on certain details, but can you even name them? Romney flat out lied on numerous occassions. I can easily name those as many have on here for the past week.
 
2012-10-12 01:10:30 PM

Agneska:

Ryan lost? Go back to bed, darling.


I can't, I promised the democratic party people I'd go to their training session thingie this afternoon.

look, I get it. you can't admit Ryan did poorly. that's fine...I understand if you are feeling a bit insecure today. but pick a theme and stick with it, ok? either Ryan lost because the moderator cheated OR he lost because Biden was a meanie head OR the GOP is all Ayn Randian/John Galt and moderators or meanie heads can't touch the GOP leadership....
 
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2012-10-12 01:13:18 PM

Crapinoleum: AbbeySomeone: Dear Sarah - STFU and take a walk on the tundra under a musk ox.


Kinky!
 
2012-10-12 01:13:32 PM

deathbunny32: Wait, so does she still believe in death panels?


No she only has her outdated platitudes and hyperbole.......can't teach an old dog new tricks.
 
2012-10-12 01:13:53 PM

Agneska: Biden was like an unhinged crazy old coot. Lying, giggling, eye-rolling, and deceiving.


Agneska: You sound more like Biden, a lying giggling eye-rolling and deceiving crazy old coot.


Look, if you're not going to at least make an attempt at a decent troll, please go away.
 
2012-10-12 01:13:58 PM
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i imagine Lyin Ryan is listening to "Chocolate Starfish" in this photo shoot.

Love the Bird Legs.
 
2012-10-12 01:16:12 PM
I am trying to remain undecided until the very last moment. It becomes difficult when the candidates lie or shade the truth.

I feel Biden interrupted Ryan a bit too often at times, and then not often enough at other times.

OTOH, Ryan blatantly lied on at least two occasions. Once, when he said that Democrats are not used to working in a bipartisan manner to enact fair legislation. Since President Obama's inauguration the Republicans have stonewalled pretty much everything the Democrats have tried to pass, and specifically jobs legislation.

The other egregious lie occurred during Ryan's closing remarks when he made reference to (President) Obama's "takeover of the health care industry." This very clever untruth was labeled Politifact's Lie of the Year a few months ago. He inserted it in at the very last moment when Biden could not respond.

Lies make it difficult to remain undecided.
 
2012-10-12 01:16:48 PM
Yep, she was totally on Biden's side.

First question:

I would like to begin with Libya. On a rather somber note, one month ago tonight, on the anniversary of 9/11, Ambassador Chris Stevens and three other brave Americans were killed in a terrorist attack in Benghazi. The State Department has now made clear, there were no protesters there. It was a pre-planned assault by heavily armed men. Wasn't this a massive intelligence failure, Vice President Biden?
 
2012-10-12 01:22:54 PM

Agneska: Biden was like an unhinged crazy old coot. Lying, giggling, eye-rolling, and deceiving. Democrats sure know how to pick 'em.


Yeah, I like him too!
 
2012-10-12 01:23:39 PM
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2012-10-12 01:24:04 PM

Diogenes: "Let me remind you one thing though: the truth that's told with bad intent beats all lies one can invent," she said. "And when Joe Biden told some truths about, say, death panels, but he told it out of context and with an intention to skew what the true meaning and the truth behind the policy issues are, that's as bad as actually telling a lie. So just keep that in mind when you talk about style, when you talk about the verbage that Joe Biden chose to use tonight."

It's nice to see after four years she hasn't lost her touch for being completely incomprehensible.


I think that's the missing chorus from Aqualung at the start there but then she loses me completely.
 
2012-10-12 01:25:05 PM
I read the headline, and sorta agreed with Sarah Palin for once. Then I made the mistake of reading the rest of it.. is she a robot, with a randomizer in her speech synthesizer?
 
2012-10-12 01:26:22 PM
It reminded me ... of watching a musk ox run across the tundra with somebody underfoot

since you can only be reminded of something that actually happened, methinks she speaks of an analogy

media.theweek.com

oh yeah - ^that^
 
2012-10-12 01:26:46 PM

Friar Cadfael: I am trying to remain undecided until the very last moment. It becomes difficult when the candidates lie or shade the truth.

I feel Biden interrupted Ryan a bit too often at times, and then not often enough at other times.

OTOH, Ryan blatantly lied on at least two occasions. Once, when he said that Democrats are not used to working in a bipartisan manner to enact fair legislation. Since President Obama's inauguration the Republicans have stonewalled pretty much everything the Democrats have tried to pass, and specifically jobs legislation.

The other egregious lie occurred during Ryan's closing remarks when he made reference to (President) Obama's "takeover of the health care industry." This very clever untruth was labeled Politifact's Lie of the Year a few months ago. He inserted it in at the very last moment when Biden could not respond.

Lies make it difficult to remain undecided.


This the thing that pissed me off at Biden was his response made no mention of the compromises Obama specifically put into place in numerous legislations at the request of the Republicans and, yet they still vote against every bill Obama supports. Kills the "no bipartisanship" argument talking point right there.
 
2012-10-12 01:26:47 PM

Jackson Herring: mrshowrules: Ryan was getting beat so bad, I had to ask my children to leave the room. My dog was upset also.

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your dog looks a bit fat, ms. how rules


Not my dog and that's Miss How to you sailor.
 
2012-10-12 01:28:48 PM
Agneska: Biden was like an unhinged crazy old coot. Lying, giggling, eye-rolling, and deceiving. Democrats sure know how to pick 'em.

Wow, Ryan couldn't even handle a lying, crazy unhinged old coot? If that's the case, how would he be able to handle this guy:

upload.wikimedia.org

Or this guy

scrapetv.com

Or this guy

i.telegraph.co.uk

Or these guys:

www.martinfrost.ws

When Obama lost, the Dems admitted it, citing Romney's lies were profoundly blatant and unexpected, and that he wasn't able to adjust and counter it. He had a bad night.

Now that Ryan has lost, the right is blaming the ref and 'big ol meanie head Biden'. This is the first time that the GOP lies have been called out on the national stage, away from the hivemind that campaign rallies provide. And it stung.

Grow up. Take the hit, admit your guy was made the fool, and move on.
 
2012-10-12 01:29:43 PM
I thought I heard the loud siren songs of multiple whaambulances today... now I know where it was coming from
 
2012-10-12 01:30:21 PM

Weaver95: I think the GOP response to the debate loss is going to 1. blame the moderator and 2. call Biden a big meanie head.

this is the big time kids. you cannot claim that the GOP is ready to take on the challenges of running this country and then turn around and whine because someone was 'mean' to you and laughed at your ideas during a debate. either you are all tough manly men of John Galt stature and can take a bit of verbal abuse or you're all just biatchy girlie men with glass jaws who fold up and go home first time you hit a rough patch of road. which is it guys?


I was just listening to Rush a few minutes ago, and this is exactly what he said.

I listened for about half an hour, and he called Biden and "angry white man" about 20 times.

Rush is no conservative, but his tears are delicious.
 
2012-10-12 01:32:02 PM

PirateKing: I knew Musk Ox. Musk Ox was a friend of mine. You sir, are no Musk Ox.


/Musk Ox 2012


They're cute beasties.
I'd vote for them depending on whom they'd trample.

/hoom
 
2012-10-12 01:33:51 PM
well she is a master debator
 
2012-10-12 01:34:59 PM

Weaver95: quick update: Limbaugh's rant so far is that 1. Biden was a big meanie head 2. the moderator was a librul plant and 3. Ryan won. RYAN WON! *twitch* [gibber] *drool*


Is that the stroke I was hoping for?
 
2012-10-12 01:35:00 PM
I did not and will not see yesterday's debate but I just come here to say that if anyone knows what it's like to be out-debated by a stinking nincompoop like Joe Biden (and the guy is grade A retarded), it's Sarah farking Palin. Jesus Christ what an embarrassment to humanity...
 
2012-10-12 01:35:20 PM
I think it would have been even more interesting if the moderator had added divorce, capital punishment and contraception to the abortion question. Heads exploding
 
2012-10-12 01:35:33 PM

jcooli09:

I was just listening to Rush a few minutes ago, and this is exactly what he said.

I listened for about half an hour, and he called Biden and "angry white man" about 20 times.

Rush is no conservative, but his tears are delicious.


Hmmm, Isn't "angry White man" Rushes main demographic but now it is an insult? Tough day for Rush.
 
2012-10-12 01:37:11 PM
Republicans are very good at rallying behind their candidate no matter what. Doesn't matter how Ryan performed, they would tend to vote heavily that he won.

Dems at least could agree that Romney won the last debate on style points while President Obama foundered, but I have a hard time imagining most Republicans, especially the big-time pundits, doing the same for their candidate(s).

I don't think this debate is going to convince anybody to change sides or get the mythical undecided voter to make a damn choice already. No, I think this debate will encourage the Democrats and get their enthusiasm ungapped. The Dems need to turn registered voters into likely voters. They're never going to change Republicans' minds.
 
2012-10-12 01:37:27 PM
Recons: cut the crap. Simple question: After that debate which "Mick" would you rather have running the country, Biden or Ryan?

Hint: Which candidate seemed decisive , informed, tough, real, passionate,and, oh, honest?

Not surprising that Krauthammer, Limbag, Wallass, van suckskin, etc. are all going beserko today.

I just gave my full contribution to Obama's campaign because of Joe's great job last night.
 
2012-10-12 01:37:36 PM

Cubicle Jockey: Diogenes: "Let me remind you one thing though: the truth that's told with bad intent beats all lies one can invent," she said. "And when Joe Biden told some truths about, say, death panels, but he told it out of context and with an intention to skew what the true meaning and the truth behind the policy issues are, that's as bad as actually telling a lie. So just keep that in mind when you talk about style, when you talk about the verbage that Joe Biden chose to use tonight."

It's nice to see after four years she hasn't lost her touch for being completely incomprehensible.


Let's check the Palin-drome version.

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Aw, crap. Now I has a stroke.

Just like d&d- make your wishes super-specific, or gawd'll getcha, youbetcha
 
2012-10-12 01:38:46 PM
Rush's, duh.
 
2012-10-12 01:39:56 PM
So they're calling Biden an "angry white man"? Is this prep work for the (presumably) more aggressive President Obama that will show up next week? If the President is aggressive towards Romney, what will they call him?

/weAllKnowTheAnswer
 
2012-10-12 01:41:33 PM

Weaver95: sonnyboy11: Weaver95: Limbaugh is PISSED at Biden too. he's saying the GOP is honorable, and noble and not rude at all ever.

Hahaha! Good lord. Kinda obvious that gasbag would be worked up today and try to give the troops the spin they'll need to survive. Sorry GOP. Sorry your kid got his butt beat last night by the old dude. But when you lie this much, someone is eventually going to call you on it to your face.

i'm getting kind bored with Limbaugh tho. he's basically sticking to the same script as every OTHER Republican speakerphone out there in the media today. its kinda sad actually.


Well, he's run out of ideas- so they have run out of ideas.
Just reactions now.
When you poke fun at handicapped folks, you're pretty much spent.
Although he worked the Fluke thing. It backfired, but you win some, lose some...
 
2012-10-12 01:42:11 PM

Diogenes: "Let me remind you one thing though: the truth that's told with bad intent beats all lies one can invent," she said. "And when Joe Biden told some truths about, say, death panels, but he told it out of context and with an intention to skew what the true meaning and the truth behind the policy issues are, that's as bad as actually telling a lie. So just keep that in mind when you talk about style, when you talk about the verbage that Joe Biden chose to use tonight."

It's nice to see after four years she hasn't lost her touch for being completely incomprehensible.


So Biden told the truth, but it doesn't count because !?!DERP!SOCIALISM!QWREHNDA?
 
2012-10-12 01:43:07 PM

D-Liver: When Obama lost, the Dems admitted it, citing Romney's lies were profoundly blatant and unexpected, and that he wasn't able to adjust and counter it. He had a bad night.


So much this. So many on the left have consistently expressed their disappointment in how Obama handled himself in the debate, but the right doesn't seem willing to look into the same mirror of honesty. I have absolutely no farking clue why conservatives absolutely refuse to admit when their performance was less than they'd hoped for. It's not a weakness to acknowledge the truth. In fact, it actually leads to, you know, doing something DIFFERENTLY next time.
 
2012-10-12 01:44:19 PM
PALIN: He didn't wink at the camera. None of the old men in the GOP got hard-ons. Well...
 
2012-10-12 01:44:37 PM
A Rush Limbaugh lecture on how to be polite? What's next, Rush Limbaugh's guide to a successful long-term marriage?
 
2012-10-12 01:45:18 PM

Weaver95: Agneska: Agneska: Mugato: Agneska: Biden was like an unhinged crazy old coot. Lying, giggling, eye-rolling, and deceiving. Democrats sure know how to pick 'em.

If that's how you really view that debate, what does it say for "your guy" that even the liberals are (generously) saying that it was a tie?

Post debate polls were more favorable towards Biden, sonny boy. Read them and weep.

I meant to say "favorable towards Ryan."

I think you had it right the first time. Biden won that debate...the GOP is in damage control mode today. Hell, i'm listening to LImbaugh say that Ryan lost (and didn't lose) because 1. Biden was a big meanie head and 2. the moderator cheated. of course, Limbaugh is also ranting about communist infiltration and 'precious bodily fluids' so I don't know how much weight I'd give his opinion.


Ba-dum, tish
 
2012-10-12 01:45:36 PM

THX 1138: D-Liver: When Obama lost, the Dems admitted it, citing Romney's lies were profoundly blatant and unexpected, and that he wasn't able to adjust and counter it. He had a bad night.

I have absolutely no farking clue why conservatives absolutely refuse to admit when their performance was less than they'd hoped for. It's not a weakness to acknowledge the truth. In fact, it actually leads to, you know, doing something DIFFERENTLY next time.


Hmmm. You seem to be attempting to use logic and reason to understand the conservative "mind". I really don't recommend this.
 
2012-10-12 01:46:05 PM

fqhollis: So they're calling Biden an "angry white man"? Is this prep work for the (presumably) more aggressive President Obama that will show up next week? If the President is aggressive towards Romney, what will they call him?

/weAllKnowTheAnswer


If Obama acts like Biden, debate security will tazer him and tackle him to the floor even if he isn't wearing a hoodie.
 
2012-10-12 01:49:28 PM

Bleyo: *Biden debate grin*


God I love that grin.
 
2012-10-12 01:53:01 PM

shower_in_my_socks: [imageshack.us image 358x638]


Favorited!!
 
2012-10-12 01:59:54 PM
Has anyone pointed out that "verbage" isn't a word?

This woman truly is like Shakespeare.... Coining new words left and right...
 
2012-10-12 02:03:50 PM

THX 1138: D-Liver: When Obama lost, the Dems admitted it, citing Romney's lies were profoundly blatant and unexpected, and that he wasn't able to adjust and counter it. He had a bad night.

So much this. So many on the left have consistently expressed their disappointment in how Obama handled himself in the debate, but the right doesn't seem willing to look into the same mirror of honesty. I have absolutely no farking clue why conservatives absolutely refuse to admit when their performance was less than they'd hoped for. It's not a weakness to acknowledge the truth. In fact, it actually leads to, you know, doing something DIFFERENTLY next time.


The GOPpers are out in force today, spinning and shilling and shrieking with an edge of hysteria in their voices.

Rather than admit that their guy did badly, they are howling about how Biden laughed and had bad manners, and how the moderator let him get away with interrupting. (Comments notably absent from last week, when they were crowing "victory" after Obama shot himself in the foot)

Not one syllable of introspection from the GOP ... just the vitriol that screams "sore loser."

I find it darkly amusing that the "Party of Personal Responsibility" is blaming everybody in sight, except themselves, for Ryan's loss in the debate.

Mayhap all this yelling is meant to mask the greatest fear the GOP has: that the Democrats will actually grow a back-bone and start punching back without apology.

It will be interesting to see if Obama borrows Biden's Book of Testicular Fortitude next week and opens up on Romney.

Should that happen, you don't have to be Nostradamus to predict the apocalyptic-level butthurt that will come from the GOP.
 
2012-10-12 02:04:00 PM

Modguy: THX 1138: FTFA: "It reminded me ... of watching a musk ox run across the tundra with somebody underfoot."

Really? It reminded you of that, Mrs. Palin? It brought forth a memory of that happening? You have actual memory of someone being trampled by a musk ox, and this evoked it? Or did you mean to say it simply made you imagine a hypothetical situation from which you drew a parallel? Because if you don't have an actual memory of something happening, then it's pretty difficult be reminded of it.

Gawd, if you learned how to actually use the correct words, I'd still disagree with you but you'd at least be slightly less annoying.

It reminded her of her debate with Biden. Except she was the Musk Ox, and the person underfoot was Sarah Palin.


Aye-up. Beat her like a rented mule. She's still a mite peeved about it, or pretends to be. (Which pays for the truck to be released from the impound lot.)
 
2012-10-12 02:04:04 PM
Finally, something on which Sarah's an expert!
 
2012-10-12 02:09:13 PM

THX 1138: D-Liver: When Obama lost, the Dems admitted it, citing Romney's lies were profoundly blatant and unexpected, and that he wasn't able to adjust and counter it. He had a bad night.

So much this. So many on the left have consistently expressed their disappointment in how Obama handled himself in the debate, but the right doesn't seem willing to look into the same mirror of honesty. I have absolutely no farking clue why conservatives absolutely refuse to admit when their performance was less than they'd hoped for. It's not a weakness to acknowledge the truth. In fact, it actually leads to, you know, doing something DIFFERENTLY next time.


Then they wouldn't be conservative.
 
2012-10-12 02:17:21 PM
Perhaps a folksy aphorism more relatable to her personal experience would have come off better?

"It's like Paul Ryan was home watching 'Days of Our Lives' and Joe Biden came in on his snowmachine and bent Paul over a stack of Husky Chow bags, you betcha!"
 
2012-10-12 02:17:57 PM

GhostWing: It will be interesting to see if Obama borrows Biden's Book of Testicular Fortitude next week and opens up on Romney.


Biden's Book of Testicular Fortitude

I am stealing this for use later.
 
2012-10-12 02:22:32 PM

imashark: GhostWing: It will be interesting to see if Obama borrows Biden's Book of Testicular Fortitude next week and opens up on Romney.

Biden's Book of Testicular Fortitude

I am stealing this for use later.


Steal away and be welcome !
 
2012-10-12 02:23:43 PM

Weaver95: Agneska: Biden was like an unhinged crazy old coot. Lying, giggling, eye-rolling, and deceiving. Democrats sure know how to pick 'em.

reality seems to disagree with you.


I'm not voting for either of the two main parties, WAS a registered Republican...
Biden was up-front and on point. Ryan got called on his BS.
Biden was slightly spinny with his "verbage", Ryan was pure BS and mis-information.

Now I am beginning to realize that the televangelists have been feeding their puppets politicians bad information on purpose. Plausible deniability? They DO really believe the insanity they spew.

They really need to keep the biblical nonsense out of their rhetoric. MOST of the US citizens TRY to vote LOGICALLY. As soon as you tell me your reasoning is "faith based" or "gut feeling" or, even worse, "as our forefathers/the founders of this nation/God/Jesus intended", I instantly stop listening.
 
2012-10-12 02:27:20 PM
According to the Republicans, being loud, aggressive, and not waiting your turn is wrong. According to the rest of the planet, it's about as American as you can get.


/I keeeed. Well, sort of.
 
2012-10-12 02:39:21 PM

proteus_b: I did not and will not see yesterday's debate but I just come here to say that if anyone knows what it's like to be out-debated by a stinking nincompoop like Joe Biden (and the guy is grade A retarded), it's Sarah farking Palin. Jesus Christ what an embarrassment to humanity...


I missed it myself last night and am watching it in the background right now off youtube/politics. Man, Biden is brutal in this debate, you really should watch it. Every time he says 'my friend' out comes the knife.
 
2012-10-12 02:48:36 PM

Hebalo: According to the Republicans, being loud, aggressive, and not waiting your turn is wrong. According to the rest of the planet, it's about as American as you can get.

/I keeeed. Well, sort of.


If this had been the first debate, the point that Biden was rude may have had some validity, but Romney already set this tone last week. As always, Republicans can dish it out, but cry like babies when it's given back to them.
 
2012-10-12 02:50:20 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Perhaps a folksy aphorism more relatable to her personal experience would have come off better?

"It's like Paul Ryan was home watching 'Days of Our Lives' and Joe Biden came in on his snowmachine and bent Paul over a stack of Husky Chow bags, you betcha!"


> > Dammit, nearly spewed beer on my monitor screen - freshly cleaned, mind you!

/runs away from Fark in search of a more wholesome and family-friendly forum

//not about to ask for suggestions in this God-forbidden place
 
2012-10-12 02:58:29 PM
I'm asking this to Republicans and honestly, I'm not being snarky, I may be doing this for your own good... Why the fark are you broadcasting anything Sarah Palin says? Her own party has disowned her. She belongs to the Bush family of people that wasn't on the list for the RNC. I'm not complaining, just asking.
 
2012-10-12 03:27:55 PM

CPennypacker: Sarah Palin is the epicenter of the divide in the Republican party between the establishment and the crazy right wing nutters. Why haven't they had her killed yet? She's part of the reason Romney's going to lose. Because of her, he has to swing so far to the right he circumnavigates the globe to win the nomination and then hop a flight all the way back to centerville for the general and hope nobody saw it.


this

but unlike Romney, I don't think Ryan ever was anything near center right
 
2012-10-12 03:42:08 PM
Fark is the only political news/humor site I go to that still talks about Sarah Palin. Just a heads up.
 
2012-10-12 03:52:14 PM

Altair: Fark is the only political news/humor site I go to that still talks about Sarah Palin. Just a heads up.


Here's another.
 
2012-10-12 03:59:38 PM

D-Liver: Or these guys:


Really? They went with the Nazi salute?
 
2012-10-12 04:08:12 PM

Altair: Fark is the only political news/humor site I go to that still talks about Sarah Palin. Just a heads up.



She was just on Fox News. Fark isn't keeping her in the spotlight -- we're just laughing at it.
 
2012-10-12 04:25:43 PM

Friar Cadfael: OTOH, Ryan blatantly lied on at least two occasions.


Let's do some more!

1). Ryan claimed the Obama administration has blocked sanctions on Iran and tried to stop them.

The truth: In July, the Obama administration ordered new sanctions on Iran.

2). Ryan claimed that Obama slashed security funding for embassies.

The truth: Paul Ryan and the House Republicans slashed funding for diplomatic security.

3). Ryan said a Medicare board appointed by Obama will be making healthcare decisions for seniors.

The Truth: The Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act creates the 15-member Independent Payment Advisory Board to suggest ways to limit Medicare's spending growth. It can be overruled by Congress.

4). Ryan said Obamacare takes $716 billion out of Medicare for seniors.

The Truth: These cuts reduce payments to hospitals and premiums to insurance companies. They do not effect care.

5). Ryan claimed 6 studies guarantee that the Romney tax cut math adds up.

The Truth: There are zero.

We can do this all day. Here are Ryan's 24 Myths in 40 Minutes.
 
2012-10-12 04:31:20 PM

Weaver95: I can't, I promised the democratic party people I'd go to their training session thingie this afternoon.


For those that remember the old Weaver from the Bush years, this is the strangest sentence in the whole thread.
 
2012-10-12 05:05:08 PM

mrshowrules: fqhollis: So they're calling Biden an "angry white man"? Is this prep work for the (presumably) more aggressive President Obama that will show up next week? If the President is aggressive towards Romney, what will they call him?

/weAllKnowTheAnswer

If Obama acts like Biden, debate security will tazer him and tackle him to the floor even if he isn't wearing a hoodie.


That would be awesome! Then we would get to watch the Secret Service beat the ever-lovin' piss out of a couple of Rent-A-Cops. Now that's good TV!
 
2012-10-12 05:06:09 PM
Meh. Just for freaking once, I'd love to see a debate with the VPs done in the style of MXC. It'd be so much more watchable. Just imagine Vic Romano and Kenny Blankenship and Guy LeDouche narrating things.


Vic: I'm Vic Romano!

Kenny: And I'm Kenny Blankenship!

Vic: And tonight we welcome you to the Most Extreme Presidential Runner-Up debate!

Kenny: Runner up?

Vic: They get to be President if the real one dies, Kenny.

Kenny: I bet their Presidents have lots of "accidents", huh, Vic?

Vic: Only if nobody can't prove nothin', Kenny. Tonight, the debate between Ryan and Biden is expected to rise to a fever pitch, and the audience looks like they're all excited to be here!

Kenny: Why are WE here, anyway?

Vic: Don't know about you, Ken, but I needed the work and I'm hoping Biden snaps and hurts someone.

Kenny: Yeah, I got like ten bucks on that happening.

Vic: Safe bet, Ken. Looks like tonight's moderator is going to get things started.

Kenny: Who is that, Vic?

Vic: I'm thinking the fat kid from "Happy Days".

Kenny: The who? From what?

Vic: A used-up actor nobody remembers, Kenny.

Kenny: I bet you two would have a lot to talk about, huh, Vic?

Vic: Kenny!

Kenny: Ha, ha!

Vic: First question of the night goes to candidate Ryan. "What's the most serious threat facing this nation today?" And OH MY GOD!

Kenny: Did you just see that?!

Vic: Things are off to a nasty start! Ryan's answer was "Joe Biden", and in a rage, Biden's picked up his podium and hurled it at his opponent, narrowly missing and smashing it to pieces!

Kenny: Twenty bucks! I get twenty bucks!

Vic: Ryan's taking his tie and jacket off, but no time for that for Biden, his tie comes off easily as a clip-on and damn the jacket! He's leapt onto Ryan and seems to be throttling the life out of him!

Kenny: I think Ryan peed his pants!

Vic: I would too, Ken. Biden is scary! I hear that Biden tore his own grandson's appendix out with his bare hands when he got appendicitis. And he told him to quit whining!

Kenny: And what's this? "God Bless the USA" is playing on the loudspeaker and the spotlight is on the end of the isle?

Vic: I can't believe it! Mitt Romney has interrupted this debate to aid his V.P.! He's charging the ring! Where's the moderator?!

Kenny: Looks like he'shiatting on some fat chick in the audience. What's Romney doing?

Vic: Seems... seems he's reached the edge of the ring. And stopped. He's not doing anything. Meanwhile Ryan has slipped his choke hold, gained his feet, and is flailing wildly at Biden.

Kenny: Why isn't Mitt doing anything?

Vic: American politics, Kenny. The Republican party doesn't like independant thinkers. They just want a president who doesn't do anything but sign whatever is put in front of him and does as he is told by the party leaders.

Kenny: So he's just going to stand there?

Vic: Seems that way, Ken. But wait! "Born in the USA" is playing, and we've got another spotlight!

Kenny: It's the President! Barack Obama heads towards the ring, flanked by a squad of his secret squirrels!

Vic: Secret service, Ken. Service.

Kenny: He's carrying a ladder! ...kind of slowly. Boy, he looks tired. He doesn't look like he came ready today.

Vic: Must be the low altitude here, Ken. This thick air can really mess up a man's lungs.

Kenny: Biden's got the ladder up and Ryan's on the mat. And Romney's still standing there.

Vic: And Biden leaves the ring? He'll be counted out, a disgraceful loss if it happens!

Kenny: Nah. The moderator's still hitting on that fat chick.

Vic: He's got a steel folding chair! Joe Biden is going back into the ring with a weapon!

Kenny: Move, you idiot! MOVE!

Vic: I don't think Ryan can do much, Ken. Biden has a vicious left hook, which Ryan learned much too late!

Kenny: I meant Romney. Dude's just standing there. Like he's waiting to be plugged in.

Vic: Biden's got the chair! He's climbing the ladder! This could be a quick end to a seriously unproductive debate!

Kenny: Another theme song! We've got more people joining the fight! And... wait. Vic? Whose theme song is "Somebody just pooped"?

Vic: I don't believe it! Show the outside video. Look, Kenny! Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachmann have arrived in a stretch hummer limo!

Kenny: But "Somebody just pooped"?

Vic: Well, Palin says it's Trig's favorite song, and Bachmann said it was one of the four songs she had on her iPod, so it was the only thing they could agree on.

Kenny: You may remember Sarah Palin from her Learning Channel reality show, "Sarah Palin's Alaska". Here's a clip.

Sarah Palin, to daughter in clip: "Hay ho, howdy thar. No BOOYZZZ upstairs!" Clip ends.

Vic: A life lesson to be sure.

Kenny: What do you mean, Vic?

Vic: Well, Sarah Palin is a conservative Republican christian. They place strong morals and family values very highly, Ken.

Kenny: Wasn't her underage daughter pregnant before this?

Vic: Well...

Kenny: This is like closing the barn door after the horse is already gone.

Vic: That's not fair, Kenny....

Kenny: Yeah, it's worse. It's like closing the barn door after the horse is already out in the middle of the field foaling.

Vic: Right, right. Our conservative duo is charging towards the studio even now. Is Biden in trouble?

Kenny: Ha, ha. Looks like they're the ones having trouble.

Vic: Ken's right for once, folks. Palin and Bachmann have hit a door on their side of the hall that just won't open. It appears to be locked!

Kenny: But Vic. There's a sign on the door. It says "Please use other door". Why don't they just use the other door? It's like two feet away!

Vic: You don't understand American politics, Ken. It's incomprehensible for a christian conservative republican to take so much as a single step to the left to get anything done.

Kenny: Politics is stupid.

Vic: You got that right, Ken. And going back to the debate... it's over. We missed it! What happened?

Kenny: Quick! Send in Guy.

Vic: Let's go to Guy LeDouche! Seems he's got Mitt Romney.

Guy: I'm Guy LeDouche, and with me is Mitt Romney, presidential candidate. Mister Romney, is it true you Mormons get seven wives?

Mitt: Well...

Guy: How do you arrange that, anyway? Do you take turns?

Mitt: Well, there's the on-wife and the off-wives. You rotate out until the feds put you in jail. Then everyone bigger than you takes turns sodomizing you.

Guy: Oooh, ho ho ho! GUY LIKE!

Vic: Disturbing and insightful as always, Guy.

Kenny: So who won?

Vic: I have no idea. Let's check the polls.

Kenny: Right. Okay. 100% of Republicans attending say Ryan won. 100% of the Democrats attending say Biden won. And 100% of Independants attending are angry about the lack of beer concessions in the arena.

Vic: Wow. This gig was pretty much a total loss.

Kenny: I guess we can wrap this up and hope we still get paid.

Vic: Right. What do we always say?!

Kenny: Uh, we're not doing MXC.

Vic: Right, right. Um... "Let's vote for a candidate!"

Kenny: That works. ...none of this is going to be shown anyway.

/Posted that in the debate thread
//Nobody noticed
 
2012-10-12 05:41:13 PM

Agneska: Biden was like an unhinged crazy old coot. Lying, giggling, eye-rolling, and deceiving. Democrats sure know how to pick 'em.


Like Rmoney was last week, right?
 
2012-10-12 05:45:02 PM
You whiny thinned-skinned wimps. Romney leaves tire tracks on Jim Lehrer and he's declared a hero. Biden beats The Fresh Prince of Wisconsin and he's the most evil human being since Hitler.
 
2012-10-12 05:48:22 PM

Cpl.D: Kenny: Looks like he'shiatting on some fat chick in the audience.



As filterpwns go, this was a nice one
 
2012-10-12 05:53:13 PM

Agneska: Agneska: Mugato: Agneska: Biden was like an unhinged crazy old coot. Lying, giggling, eye-rolling, and deceiving. Democrats sure know how to pick 'em.

If that's how you really view that debate, what does it say for "your guy" that even the liberals are (generously) saying that it was a tie?

Post debate polls were more favorable towards Biden, sonny boy. Read them and weep.

I meant to say "favorable towards Ryan."



Biden wouldn't let Ryan talk about the issues and the moderator was a librul, so of course the polls would favor the Party of Personal ResponsibilityTM.
 
2012-10-12 06:22:35 PM
The part that angers me is that when Romney did something similar, they viewed him as being the better debater. At least the Democratic side can still blame their candidate when they lose a debate.

Also, to be fair, Ryan was way outmatched, experience-wise.
 
2012-10-12 06:37:18 PM
That was really funny! Thank you Sarah for the wildlife imagery.
 
2012-10-12 07:57:45 PM

Servocrowatian: What's wrong, never learned how to lose gracefully?

Last week, plenty of Dems showed that they can do it. Why not you?


Conservatives are a top-down bunch of sheep. The day they lose gracefully is the day they are told collectively to do so.
 
2012-10-12 08:12:20 PM
As much as I hate Sarah Palin, I must say, she did better against Biden than Ryan did.
 
2012-10-12 10:19:13 PM

Tamater: Has anyone pointed out that "verbage" isn't a word?

This woman truly is like Shakespeare.... Coining new words left and right...


It is when the article spells it correctly.
verbiage
 
2012-10-13 04:40:23 AM

LatamaCoricama: As much as I hate Sarah Palin, I must say, she did better against Biden than Ryan did.


How could anyone have ever imagined such a thing? And yet, yes, you are right.
 
2012-10-13 10:42:19 PM

Bleyo: Wow, I thought subby was talking about musk oxen as a joke. She literally said that.

My favorite part of the debate:

Ryan: "The stimulus was a failure!"
Biden: "I have two letters from you asking for stimulus funds where you say it creates economic growth and jobs. I hope you enjoyed those millions I sent you."
Ryan: "Uh... err... shiat." 
Biden: "Feel free to send more letters any time." *Biden debate grin*


That was my favorite part as well. Was watching it with a bunch of people. The room looked like the crowd at one of those and1 games back in the late nineties.

/Ohh DAAMMNNN!!!!!!
 
2012-10-14 04:31:40 AM
Fourteen minutes and 54 seconds,
Fourteen minutes and 55 seconds,
Fourteen minutes and 56 seconds,
Fourteen minutes and 57 seconds,.....
 
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