spentmiles: The corn was dead and dry. Why didn't they just enclose a rectangular perimeter with gasoline and light it all on fire? The bull wouldn't have had anywhere to run as the flames closed in around it, thus appeasing the man who walks behind the rows. Stupid adults. I hope they're all killed by their own children.
Bermuda59: Releasing a bull into a corn maze would make it more exciting
Headso: western saddles are like big barcaloungers so easier to stand on, never liked those kind of saddles because you have a big horn right in front of your junk.
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