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(NJ.com)   If you believe in God, you'll be happy to know that he made a surprise appearance in the Pathmark parking lot in Clifton, NJ   (nj.com) divider line 23
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2012-10-12 10:18:48 AM
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He has Risen!
 
2012-10-12 11:44:25 AM
I was an atheist until I read this article, I am now leaving on a Pilgrimage to this Pathmark. Join me!
 
2012-10-12 12:00:11 PM
Where did he carry extra bullets?
 
2012-10-12 12:00:42 PM
Just taking a break from his Skee-ball game.
 
2012-10-12 12:02:10 PM
What does God need with a starship gun?
 
2012-10-12 12:03:12 PM
Did he sound like Steven Wright?
 
2012-10-12 12:07:28 PM
Thank God this did't happen outside of Joey's...

Wait...
 
2012-10-12 12:08:18 PM
If it was Alanis Morrisette, I'd like to have photgraphic proof of our Naked God.
 
2012-10-12 12:13:25 PM

Grapple: If it was Alanis Morrisette, I'd like to have photgraphic proof of our Naked God.


How about her in a bikini?

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2012-10-12 12:32:03 PM
mimg.ugo.com
 
2012-10-12 12:38:34 PM
What if he was one of us?
 
2012-10-12 12:39:33 PM
This is Earth from just 4 billion miles away. Just a tiny spec.
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2012-10-12 12:39:39 PM

Smoky Dragon Dish: Grapple: If it was Alanis Morrisette, I'd like to have photgraphic proof of our Naked God.

How about her in a bikini?

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2012-10-12 12:40:00 PM
Yay!! Clifton in the news again.

/I shop at the Paulison Ave Pathmark.
 
2012-10-12 01:00:23 PM
Self-proclaimed God trifecta in play?
 
2012-10-12 01:41:23 PM

offmymeds: Smoky Dragon Dish: Grapple: If it was Alanis Morrisette, I'd like to have photgraphic proof of our Naked God.

How about her in a bikini?

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/improvement?
 
2012-10-12 02:04:08 PM
Is okay with this.

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2012-10-12 02:09:19 PM
FTFA: He was charged with aggravated assault, 2,476,633 counts of murder, lewdness and weapons possession, and was remanded to the Passaic County Jail.

FTFY
 
2012-10-12 02:17:59 PM
Everyone who has ever worked in a hospital with a psych ward has met a naked God or Jesus. I worked in one once, where the new director of the psych ward thought it cruel and a violation of patients' rights to house patients in a locked ward. She convinced the administration to adopt an open-door policy and before we knew it, we had naked Jesuses and elevator masturbators running amok and disrupting patient care.
 
2012-10-12 02:20:07 PM

JackieRabbit: Everyone who has ever worked in a hospital with a psych ward has met a naked God or Jesus. I worked in one once, where the new director of the psych ward thought it cruel and a violation of patients' rights to house patients in a locked ward. She convinced the administration to adopt an open-door policy and before we knew it, we had naked Jesuses and elevator masturbators running amok and disrupting patient care.


Well, God does work in mysterious ways. Why do you deny his existence?
 
2012-10-12 02:41:45 PM

Smoky Dragon Dish: offmymeds: Smoky Dragon Dish: Grapple: If it was Alanis Morrisette, I'd like to have photgraphic proof of our Naked God.

How about her in a bikini?

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[i1136.photobucket.com image 388x510]

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/improvement?


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2012-10-12 03:18:48 PM
I don't see how this is any more weird than the dude who started Mormonism.
 
2012-10-12 04:37:17 PM
Hell, it worked for Jesus... why not this guy?

We're always persecuting the people claiming to be god... its a shame.
 
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