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(Some Guy)   The alien motherships will soon arrive and begin harvesting us for food. It's been nice knowing you   (darkgovernment.com) divider line 41
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2012-10-12 11:10:40 AM
6 votes:

ChipNASA: HotWingConspiracy: Better than the alien rape ships.

I like Alien Rape


The humans have ways of shutting all that down as long as it was a "legitimate" probe.
2012-10-12 10:38:50 AM
5 votes:

kiwimoogle84: *punch*
Welcome to earth.

earf

/sorry, pet peeve
2012-10-12 10:39:18 AM
4 votes:
Spoiler: it's a cookbook
2012-10-12 10:38:04 AM
4 votes:
*punch*
Welcome to earth.

Now that's what I call a close encounter.
2012-10-12 09:49:06 AM
3 votes:
We'll make great pets.
2012-10-12 02:28:53 PM
2 votes:
www.darkgovernment.com
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i6.photobucket.com
2012-10-12 01:53:05 PM
2 votes:
www.darkgovernment.com
i14.photobucket.com
jvl
2012-10-12 01:01:16 PM
2 votes:
I'm safe -- my wife says I taste bad.
2012-10-12 11:44:21 AM
2 votes:
Speculation about just what these objects may be, range from Ark ships that are coming to take away some people just before a cataclysmic event strikes earth. Another speculation suggest that we are about to be invaded and the peoples of Earth forced into slave labor to mine certain rare elements. We may be plundered or saved. Either way the near future is yet to unfold.

This logic is rock solid. Anytime I see an object approaching me, I assume it's aliens in every scenario.
2012-10-12 11:31:05 AM
2 votes:

scubamage: What's really sad is that if it ever does happen, the tinfoil hat folks will be the ones to sound the alarms, and people will dismiss them because the majority of the time they are crazy. The actual government will more than likely miss them (we can only monitor a tiny portion of the sky, which is why just recently - 2009 - we had a ~41000mi passby of a meteor which we had no idea was there) until some tinfoil hat person sounds a horn.

Popular media will be explicitly forbidden from the government from saying anything to prevent a mass panic, which will leave less popular/more fringe media promoting the stories. People will chalk it up to fantasy like 9/11 truthers. Ultimately people will probably dismiss it until the day things actually land, and even then unless they land around the entire planet people will still claim that it's craziness and hysteria.

Its kind of amazing how controlling media can control what people perceive as reality.


Cassandras they'll be called, the lot of them. Of course who's going to be around to call them that is another matter.
2012-10-12 11:30:32 AM
2 votes:

MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: ChipNASA: HotWingConspiracy: Better than the alien rape ships.

I like Alien Rape

The humans have ways of shutting all that down as long as it was a "legitimate" probe.

I know I'd shut down under threat of legitimate probe.

/probably
//maybe


I'd probably kegel the crap out of them. I aim to please.
2012-10-12 11:20:43 AM
2 votes:

MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: ChipNASA: HotWingConspiracy: Better than the alien rape ships.

I like Alien Rape

The humans have ways of shutting all that down as long as it was a "legitimate" probe.

I know I'd shut down under threat of legitimate probe.

/probably
//maybe


I have video that proves otherwise.
2012-10-12 11:06:04 AM
2 votes:
Aliens: We've come for your oil. What? You burnt all the goddamn oil? In CARS? You FARKING DUMBSHIATS!
2012-10-12 10:42:45 AM
2 votes:
Goddamn we need a "tinfoil" tag for articles like this.
2012-10-12 10:42:17 AM
2 votes:
"the peoples of Earth forced into slave labor to mine certain rare elements"
umm.. since they wont possibly care about our environment, seems to me it would make far far far more sense to just use massive amounts of explosives and or motorized equipment to get at it.


also.. most Farkers will be safe from being eaten because Anyone advanced enough to travel that far and build ships that large already knows a low fat diet is best. Sure we might be slaughtered for special occasions like Christmas, but the moment we introduce them to HAM and BACON they wont even bother with us anymore.
2012-10-12 10:39:26 AM
2 votes:
Frankly, im bored. So an alien invasion would at least spice things up a bit.
2012-10-12 03:52:32 PM
1 votes:
I AM NOMAD!
2012-10-12 02:37:16 PM
1 votes:

CapeFearCadaver: ChipNASA: MoronLessOff: kvinesknows: ChipNASA: kvinesknows: ChipNASA: jvl: I'm safe -- my wife says I taste bad.

I drink Pineapple Juice....your Wife LOVES it.

see I was going to go there too.. but the initial comment he did made me laugh so I was going to let him slip ( and you are not wrong about his wife liking the pineapple juice treatment )

You been going over there after lunch too I see. I've been using the right curtain. You can have the left.

eww.. I have been using the right as well!

I just shake his hand and strut out the front door.

I'm just going to start digging through the dresser and looking for his tube socks. UGH!

Godammit you guys!!!

jvl, don't listen to them honey, I'd never cheat on you; plus, you know I hate pineapple!


heh.. honey works too.....
2012-10-12 02:31:42 PM
1 votes:

ChipNASA: MoronLessOff: kvinesknows: ChipNASA: kvinesknows: ChipNASA: jvl: I'm safe -- my wife says I taste bad.

I drink Pineapple Juice....your Wife LOVES it.

see I was going to go there too.. but the initial comment he did made me laugh so I was going to let him slip ( and you are not wrong about his wife liking the pineapple juice treatment )

You been going over there after lunch too I see. I've been using the right curtain. You can have the left.

eww.. I have been using the right as well!

I just shake his hand and strut out the front door.

I'm just going to start digging through the dresser and looking for his tube socks. UGH!


Godammit you guys!!!

jvl, don't listen to them honey, I'd never cheat on you; plus, you know I hate pineapple!
2012-10-12 01:59:04 PM
1 votes:
We are now at DERPCON 2.

Conspiracy theory nutball derpatude is immanent. Persons listening to their under medicated face noise will suffer significant IQ loss.
2012-10-12 01:47:22 PM
1 votes:
Some of us will be Left Behind. Some one hail them and tell them how tasty born-again Christians are, especially with the Islam sauce.
2012-10-12 01:46:49 PM
1 votes:
I for one welcome our new naked alien vampire overlords.

i14.photobucket.com
2012-10-12 12:13:32 PM
1 votes:

PJ-: ringersol: Rare elements? There are no elements on Earth that are worth the gravity well.
You could trivially find anything on Earth out in the asteroid belt or on the smaller moons of the outer system.
It would be easier to get to, easier to mine, easier to bring to... wherever the hell you'd want to bring it.

I've never understood that part.
People construct these elaborate conspiracy theories and spend ridiculous amounts of energy on the details -- but they don't take 10 minutes to see if the supposed 'goal' of the theorized conspiracy passes the sniff test.

Water


No, no, they're allergic to water.

i45.tinypic.com
2012-10-12 11:24:57 AM
1 votes:

kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: ChipNASA: HotWingConspiracy: Better than the alien rape ships.

I like Alien Rape

The humans have ways of shutting all that down as long as it was a "legitimate" probe.

I know I'd shut down under threat of legitimate probe.

/probably
//maybe

I have video that proves otherwise.


You said it wasn't on!
2012-10-12 11:20:34 AM
1 votes:
It's the Reapers.
2012-10-12 11:08:36 AM
1 votes:

H31N0US: kiwimoogle84: *punch*
Welcome to earth.earf

/sorry, pet peeve


You are 1000% right.
2012-10-12 10:59:48 AM
1 votes:
dorkshelf.com
2012-10-12 10:59:34 AM
1 votes:
Relax, they're only here for the extremists. The brain damage that makes them so crazy is considered a delicacy by the aliens. It'll make for an interesting election as the GOP will be largely decimated, and the Democrats will lose a fair hunk of their animal rights block. NOW and NOM will be left with a couple secretaries and the janitorial staff.
2012-10-12 10:52:25 AM
1 votes:
I love it ... the article's headline starts with weasel-words: "Some say huge ships ..."

You know it is going to be quality reporting!
2012-10-12 10:52:13 AM
1 votes:
I generally prefer my intelligence about interstellar invasions to come from people who have mastered the use of the apostrophe.
2012-10-12 10:50:27 AM
1 votes:
Hopefully they prefer dark meat.
2012-10-12 10:49:34 AM
1 votes:
i love being introduced to the 'other' websites on out there on the internet.
2012-10-12 10:49:20 AM
1 votes:
FTA: Either way the near future is yet to unfold.

Personally, I think this goes with saying.
2012-10-12 10:49:11 AM
1 votes:
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
2012-10-12 10:48:37 AM
1 votes:
"... I know what I know and of one thing I am certain; The future is yet to be."

Well, I can't argue against that.
2012-10-12 10:42:59 AM
1 votes:
So long, and thanks for all the fish!
2012-10-12 10:42:24 AM
1 votes:
They're after our Doritos Locos Tacos.
2012-10-12 10:40:25 AM
1 votes:
That's some terrific sentence structure. They got. On that site.
2012-10-12 10:39:54 AM
1 votes:
They're using our own satellites against us and the clock is ticking.
2012-10-12 10:39:43 AM
1 votes:
Nak! Nak! Nak! Naaaak!!! Nak nak!
2012-10-12 10:38:30 AM
1 votes:
this seems legit
 
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