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(Some Guy)   The alien motherships will soon arrive and begin harvesting us for food. It's been nice knowing you   (darkgovernment.com) divider line 167
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2012-10-12 11:44:21 AM  
Speculation about just what these objects may be, range from Ark ships that are coming to take away some people just before a cataclysmic event strikes earth. Another speculation suggest that we are about to be invaded and the peoples of Earth forced into slave labor to mine certain rare elements. We may be plundered or saved. Either way the near future is yet to unfold.

This logic is rock solid. Anytime I see an object approaching me, I assume it's aliens in every scenario.
 
2012-10-12 11:45:54 AM  
Flying Mother Nature's silver seed to a new home in the sun.
 
2012-10-12 11:49:09 AM  

Stavr0: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 248x203]


Looks like a little space dust on your book there.
 
2012-10-12 11:49:46 AM  
Are they going to prune...the hedges...of several small villages?
 
2012-10-12 11:52:45 AM  

KangTheMad: It's the Reavers.


FTFY
 
2012-10-12 11:56:43 AM  

KangTheMad: It's the Reapers.


OK, now *that* would be farking terrifying...
 
2012-10-12 11:56:57 AM  
 
2012-10-12 11:56:57 AM  
Wasting away again in conspiracy ville.

Searching for my lost mind and balls.

Some people claim, there are drugs to blame.

But I know.

It's Tentacle Monster Joe's fault
 
2012-10-12 11:58:04 AM  

H31N0US: kiwimoogle84: *punch*
Welcome to http://earth.earf/ Urf!

/sorry, pet peeve


/Sorry, pet peeve
 
2012-10-12 11:58:48 AM  
slapmastered



KangTheMad: It's the Reapers.

OK, now *that* would be farking terrifying...


It's the June Cleaver's
 
2012-10-12 11:59:23 AM  
Cleavers *sigh*
 
2012-10-12 12:13:32 PM  

PJ-: ringersol: Rare elements? There are no elements on Earth that are worth the gravity well.
You could trivially find anything on Earth out in the asteroid belt or on the smaller moons of the outer system.
It would be easier to get to, easier to mine, easier to bring to... wherever the hell you'd want to bring it.

I've never understood that part.
People construct these elaborate conspiracy theories and spend ridiculous amounts of energy on the details -- but they don't take 10 minutes to see if the supposed 'goal' of the theorized conspiracy passes the sniff test.

Water


No, no, they're allergic to water.

i45.tinypic.com
 
2012-10-12 12:13:36 PM  
FIRE THE WAVE MOTION GUN!!!
 
2012-10-12 12:24:20 PM  
It's probably just the winged serpent named Quetzalcoatyl, who was part man, part god. He is expected to return on 12/21/12 according to the Mayan calander.Man, is he going to be pissed.
 
2012-10-12 12:25:49 PM  
this is the best part from the continuing link from the article:

"the Navy, as a first line of defense may be attempting to convert the antennas for military purposes. It is a fact that some frequencies in the microwave band have been known to affect UFO's and destabilize their propulsion systems."

FACT!
 
2012-10-12 12:27:03 PM  

ringersol: Rare elements? There are no elements on Earth that are worth the gravity well.
You could trivially find anything on Earth out in the asteroid belt or on the smaller moons of the outer system.
It would be easier to get to, easier to mine, easier to bring to... wherever the hell you'd want to bring it.

I've never understood that part.
People construct these elaborate conspiracy theories and spend ridiculous amounts of energy on the details -- but they don't take 10 minutes to see if the supposed 'goal' of the theorized conspiracy passes the sniff test.


Drop me a postcard when you're between shifts in the Rrajigar Mine.

/obscure
 
2012-10-12 12:28:46 PM  

Mr_Fabulous: Seriously, why in dog's name would an alien race want us for food?!


Spicy brains.
 
2012-10-12 12:29:23 PM  

Chainsaw Turd Elf: FIRE THE WAVE MOTION GUN!!!


DANG IT....

Fine ill say it anyway...

I welcome back the Battleship Yamato
 
2012-10-12 12:39:38 PM  
Thanks for the find Subby, I now have a new site to laugh at for a while....Fox News was getting boring.
 
2012-10-12 12:39:49 PM  
They always wait 'til we hit seven billion, then harvest, plow and re-plant.

/Makes the trip worthwhile
//Food keeps for a long time in space
///It's what's for dinner
 
2012-10-12 12:43:10 PM  
Now we know where the great Canadian maple syrup heist was all about: Dragon's Tears.
 
2012-10-12 12:47:22 PM  
Came for the Gantz references... leaving deeply saddened.
 
2012-10-12 12:51:51 PM  
Are they giant ants?
 
2012-10-12 12:52:41 PM  
I personally liked the link to how aliens saved us from Tunguska. Because they have all these crystals and rocks with drawings and words on them, of course they don't produce a single photo of any of said objects.

This is why I love Ancient Aliens. You google one "expert" and four hours later you're reading about Chemtrails. I actually find it, and their total lack of logic fascinating. "Well the bible says angels had sex with humans, but obviously angels can't have sex, so it must have been aliens." Solid logic.

Also how every single "expert" quotes a singular source for pretty much everything they do, and it's always some really poor translation that's totally wrong.

/bigfoot is an alien
//yes, I DVR Ancient Aliens
///It must be true, it's on the HISTORY channel!
 
2012-10-12 12:55:51 PM  

Catlike Typist: Came for the Gantz references... leaving deeply saddened.


I like green onions.
 
2012-10-12 12:59:50 PM  
So I read that article and it shows an image of a blue squiggle thingy at the coordinates 19h 25' 12" ( RA). and -89deg 46' 03". (DEC)

So I think, "shopped - I can tell by the....."

So I go to the stsci website where you gan retrieve images by entering the coordinates. The picture below is a field 0.25 degrees on a side centered on the above coordinates from an uassailable scientific source. Look in the center. The squiggle is there!!!

http://archive.stsci.edu/cgi-bin/dss_search?v=poss2ukstu_blue&r=19+25 + 12&d=-89+46+03&e=J2000&h=15.0&w=15.0&f=gif&c=none&fov=NONE&v3=

What is the squiggle? Don't know. Ideas?

Dave
 
jvl
2012-10-12 01:01:16 PM  
I'm safe -- my wife says I taste bad.
 
2012-10-12 01:02:59 PM  

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: Speculation about just what these objects may be, range from Ark ships that are coming to take away some people just before a cataclysmic event strikes earth. Another speculation suggest that we are about to be invaded and the peoples of Earth forced into slave labor to mine certain rare elements. We may be plundered or saved. Either way the near future is yet to unfold.

This logic is rock solid. Anytime I see an object approaching me, I assume it's aliens in every scenario.


Huh, I always assume it's bigfoot.
 
2012-10-12 01:06:29 PM  
Wait till they get a taste of me.
 
2012-10-12 01:12:22 PM  
i.imgur.com
Relax, we've got this!
 
2012-10-12 01:15:03 PM  

Gleeman: [i.imgur.com image 640x480]
Relax, we've got this!


What is that from? She looks JUST like a friend of mine. Sans the purple hair...
 
2012-10-12 01:24:45 PM  

jvl: I'm safe -- my wife says I taste bad.


I drink Pineapple Juice....your Wife LOVES it.
 
2012-10-12 01:27:16 PM  

ChipNASA: jvl: I'm safe -- my wife says I taste bad.

I drink Pineapple Juice....your Wife LOVES it.


see I was going to go there too.. but the initial comment he did made me laugh so I was going to let him slip ( and you are not wrong about his wife liking the pineapple juice treatment )
 
2012-10-12 01:36:35 PM  
I'm heading to the Tahoe Caves.
 
2012-10-12 01:43:25 PM  

kvinesknows: ChipNASA: jvl: I'm safe -- my wife says I taste bad.

I drink Pineapple Juice....your Wife LOVES it.

see I was going to go there too.. but the initial comment he did made me laugh so I was going to let him slip ( and you are not wrong about his wife liking the pineapple juice treatment )


You been going over there after lunch too I see. I've been using the right curtain. You can have the left.
 
2012-10-12 01:44:38 PM  

heywood-jablome: Without Warning (1994)


I love this movie! Tried to explain this concept to some people the other night, failed miserably... now I can show them!
 
2012-10-12 01:45:21 PM  

Gleeman: [i.imgur.com image 640x480]
Relax, we've got this!


i14.photobucket.com
i14.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-12 01:46:49 PM  
I for one welcome our new naked alien vampire overlords.

i14.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-12 01:47:22 PM  
Some of us will be Left Behind. Some one hail them and tell them how tasty born-again Christians are, especially with the Islam sauce.
 
2012-10-12 01:48:04 PM  

MrVeach: I thought it was "welcome to urf"...


Nope. It's pretty clearly "Earth".
 
2012-10-12 01:53:05 PM  
www.darkgovernment.com
i14.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-12 01:58:17 PM  

ChipNASA: kvinesknows: ChipNASA: jvl: I'm safe -- my wife says I taste bad.

I drink Pineapple Juice....your Wife LOVES it.

see I was going to go there too.. but the initial comment he did made me laugh so I was going to let him slip ( and you are not wrong about his wife liking the pineapple juice treatment )

You been going over there after lunch too I see. I've been using the right curtain. You can have the left.


eww.. I have been using the right as well!
 
2012-10-12 01:59:04 PM  
We are now at DERPCON 2.

Conspiracy theory nutball derpatude is immanent. Persons listening to their under medicated face noise will suffer significant IQ loss.
 
2012-10-12 02:00:17 PM  

kvinesknows: ChipNASA: kvinesknows: ChipNASA: jvl: I'm safe -- my wife says I taste bad.

I drink Pineapple Juice....your Wife LOVES it.

see I was going to go there too.. but the initial comment he did made me laugh so I was going to let him slip ( and you are not wrong about his wife liking the pineapple juice treatment )

You been going over there after lunch too I see. I've been using the right curtain. You can have the left.

eww.. I have been using the right as well!


I just shake his hand and strut out the front door.
 
2012-10-12 02:03:30 PM  

MoronLessOff: kvinesknows: ChipNASA: kvinesknows: ChipNASA: jvl: I'm safe -- my wife says I taste bad.

I drink Pineapple Juice....your Wife LOVES it.

see I was going to go there too.. but the initial comment he did made me laugh so I was going to let him slip ( and you are not wrong about his wife liking the pineapple juice treatment )

You been going over there after lunch too I see. I've been using the right curtain. You can have the left.

eww.. I have been using the right as well!

I just shake his hand and strut out the front door.


I'm just going to start digging through the dresser and looking for his tube socks. UGH!
 
2012-10-12 02:03:48 PM  
Ah, yes. The insanity starts.

doomsday-prophecy.maxupdates.tv/hot
 
2012-10-12 02:26:45 PM  

BuckTurgidson: I for one welcome our new naked alien vampire overlords.

[i14.photobucket.com image 160x224]


This!
/ Great bad movie.
 
2012-10-12 02:28:53 PM  
www.darkgovernment.com
=
i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-12 02:31:42 PM  

ChipNASA: MoronLessOff: kvinesknows: ChipNASA: kvinesknows: ChipNASA: jvl: I'm safe -- my wife says I taste bad.

I drink Pineapple Juice....your Wife LOVES it.

see I was going to go there too.. but the initial comment he did made me laugh so I was going to let him slip ( and you are not wrong about his wife liking the pineapple juice treatment )

You been going over there after lunch too I see. I've been using the right curtain. You can have the left.

eww.. I have been using the right as well!

I just shake his hand and strut out the front door.

I'm just going to start digging through the dresser and looking for his tube socks. UGH!


Godammit you guys!!!

jvl, don't listen to them honey, I'd never cheat on you; plus, you know I hate pineapple!
 
2012-10-12 02:33:48 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: ChipNASA: MoronLessOff: kvinesknows: ChipNASA: kvinesknows: ChipNASA: jvl: I'm safe -- my wife says I taste bad.

I drink Pineapple Juice....your Wife LOVES it.

see I was going to go there too.. but the initial comment he did made me laugh so I was going to let him slip ( and you are not wrong about his wife liking the pineapple juice treatment )

You been going over there after lunch too I see. I've been using the right curtain. You can have the left.

eww.. I have been using the right as well!

I just shake his hand and strut out the front door.

I'm just going to start digging through the dresser and looking for his tube socks. UGH!

Godammit you guys!!!

jvl, don't listen to them honey, I'd never cheat on you; plus, you know I hate pineapple!


Then cranberry juice it is.
 
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