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(Some Guy)   The alien motherships will soon arrive and begin harvesting us for food. It's been nice knowing you   (darkgovernment.com) divider line 167
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2012-10-12 09:49:06 AM
We'll make great pets.
 
2012-10-12 09:57:14 AM
No not really...

/the nice knowing you part, don't have an opinion on the ships
 
2012-10-12 10:36:56 AM
It's about damn time.
 
2012-10-12 10:38:04 AM
*punch*
Welcome to earth.

Now that's what I call a close encounter.
 
2012-10-12 10:38:30 AM
this seems legit
 
2012-10-12 10:38:46 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: We'll make great pets.


Will there be another race
To come along and take over for us?
Maybe martians could do
Better than we've done
 
2012-10-12 10:38:50 AM

kiwimoogle84: *punch*
Welcome to earth.

earf

/sorry, pet peeve
 
2012-10-12 10:38:58 AM
Nice site that tries to give you a virus.
 
2012-10-12 10:39:03 AM
Seriously? This tinfoil hat crap gets a mainpage greenlight?

/Still, I suppose it's at least as informative as anything going on in the US political theatre...
 
2012-10-12 10:39:18 AM
Spoiler: it's a cookbook
 
2012-10-12 10:39:26 AM
Frankly, im bored. So an alien invasion would at least spice things up a bit.
 
2012-10-12 10:39:43 AM
Nak! Nak! Nak! Naaaak!!! Nak nak!
 
2012-10-12 10:39:53 AM
Time to fund the XCOM project.

/just got the new one
//loving it
 
2012-10-12 10:39:54 AM
They're using our own satellites against us and the clock is ticking.
 
2012-10-12 10:40:04 AM
Some Say Huge Ships Approaching Earth


Fox News headline?
 
2012-10-12 10:40:11 AM

roughridersfan: Nice site that tries to give you a virus.


NoScript is our friend
 
2012-10-12 10:40:22 AM
That made my head hurt.
 
2012-10-12 10:40:25 AM
That's some terrific sentence structure. They got. On that site.
 
2012-10-12 10:40:36 AM

kiwimoogle84: *punch*
Welcome to earth. ta Earf!

Now that's what I call a close encounter.


FTFY...
 
2012-10-12 10:40:42 AM
I thought it was "welcome to urf"...
 
2012-10-12 10:40:57 AM
Will Smith will save us.
 
2012-10-12 10:41:02 AM
FTFA: "Recent light has been shed on the reason that the SETI (Search For Extraterrestrial Intelligence) project has been cancelled by the government."

Can someone find an image so the rest of us may know what a "recent light" might look like?

/This guy needs his medication adjusted and a book on the numerous planetoids that exist at the edge of our system.
 
2012-10-12 10:41:31 AM
Well, let's get lootin'.
 
2012-10-12 10:42:17 AM
"the peoples of Earth forced into slave labor to mine certain rare elements"
umm.. since they wont possibly care about our environment, seems to me it would make far far far more sense to just use massive amounts of explosives and or motorized equipment to get at it.


also.. most Farkers will be safe from being eaten because Anyone advanced enough to travel that far and build ships that large already knows a low fat diet is best. Sure we might be slaughtered for special occasions like Christmas, but the moment we introduce them to HAM and BACON they wont even bother with us anymore.
 
2012-10-12 10:42:24 AM
They're after our Doritos Locos Tacos.
 
2012-10-12 10:42:30 AM
Really....no Photo?!?!?!
 
jessicathomasink.com
 
2012-10-12 10:42:45 AM
Goddamn we need a "tinfoil" tag for articles like this.
 
2012-10-12 10:42:49 AM
I, for one,welcome our new alien overlords!
 
2012-10-12 10:42:59 AM
So long, and thanks for all the fish!
 
2012-10-12 10:43:16 AM
FTA -- "Speculation about just what these objects may be, range from Ark ships that are coming to take away some people just before a cataclysmic event strikes earth. Another speculation suggest that we are about to be invaded and the peoples of Earth forced into slave labor to mine certain rare elements."

Ark ships for the Mormons, the other ones belong to Bain Capital. Another Obama cover up.
 
2012-10-12 10:43:28 AM

kvinesknows: also.. most Farkers will be safe from being eaten because Anyone advanced enough to travel that far and build ships that large already knows a low fat diet is best. Sure we might be slaughtered for special occasions like Christmas, but the moment we introduce them to HAM and BACON they wont even bother with us anymore.


They might be Atkins diet aliens.
 
2012-10-12 10:45:06 AM
I do wonder what it's like to be that crazy. It must be hard to be afraid of everything all the time and to have no one take you seriously.
 
2012-10-12 10:45:20 AM
We would most likely be indigestible.
Their biology, while containing similar amino acids, would probably have settled on different ways of digesting food sources on their planet. Think of Earth, not all of us can digest milk. It causes severe abdominal pain for some, followed by days of wind.
I for one do not look forward to being shat out of an alien.
 
2012-10-12 10:48:30 AM

you have pee hands: I do wonder what it's like to be that crazy. It must be hard to be afraid of everything all the time and to have no one take you seriously.


I know a couple of people like that in real life. When pressed for actual verifiable evidence to back up their completely mental claims, they cannot provide it, which really confuses me as to how they managed to get to a state where they had an absolute, almost religious conviction that they knew THE TRUTH, when no evidence exists to support that view.
 
2012-10-12 10:48:37 AM
"... I know what I know and of one thing I am certain; The future is yet to be."

Well, I can't argue against that.
 
2012-10-12 10:49:05 AM

you have pee hands: kvinesknows: also.. most Farkers will be safe from being eaten because Anyone advanced enough to travel that far and build ships that large already knows a low fat diet is best. Sure we might be slaughtered for special occasions like Christmas, but the moment we introduce them to HAM and BACON they wont even bother with us anymore.

They might be Atkins diet aliens.


hmm.. good point.. but still BACON! we hook them mofos on that and they will just turn us all into pub farmers.
 
2012-10-12 10:49:11 AM
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
 
2012-10-12 10:49:20 AM
FTA: Either way the near future is yet to unfold.

Personally, I think this goes with saying.
 
2012-10-12 10:49:34 AM
i love being introduced to the 'other' websites on out there on the internet.
 
2012-10-12 10:50:04 AM
Better than the alien rape ships.
 
2012-10-12 10:50:08 AM
X Day is nigh!

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-10-12 10:50:24 AM
So how soon till the Muslims start burning and looting over this? I'm sure they'll blame us for it, and probably accuse the aliens of being Zionist oppressors.
 
2012-10-12 10:50:25 AM

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: ...
I for one do not look forward to being shat out of an alien.


Speak for yourself...
 
2012-10-12 10:50:27 AM
Hopefully they prefer dark meat.
 
2012-10-12 10:50:34 AM

stampylives: this seems legit


roughridersfan: Nice site that tries to give you a virus.


slapmastered: Seriously? This tinfoil hat crap gets a mainpage greenlight?



This

Seriously Drew, you really need to fire some Mods before shiat gets too *POST DELETED*
 
2012-10-12 10:51:16 AM
Moroni's back.

The Organ Harvest of the 47% will begin shortly. Dude, you're getting a new liver.
 
2012-10-12 10:51:25 AM
I doubt it but I'm ok with this if true.
 
2012-10-12 10:52:13 AM
I generally prefer my intelligence about interstellar invasions to come from people who have mastered the use of the apostrophe.
 
2012-10-12 10:52:21 AM
I for one welcome our new smoking hot and sexually insatiable intergalactic mistresses.

Link
 
2012-10-12 10:52:25 AM
I love it ... the article's headline starts with weasel-words: "Some say huge ships ..."

You know it is going to be quality reporting!
 
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