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(Daily Mail)   CNN commentator says that before the debate Biden and Ryan were "as nervous as a hooker in church"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 24
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2012-10-12 08:51:57 AM
5 votes:
Did you see how relaxed Biden was by the time the debate started? That's why you gotta rub one out beforehand.
2012-10-12 08:59:15 AM
4 votes:
Patton Oswalt had one of the most retweeted items of the night when he said, "Ryan is a nervous Walmart manager. Biden is an irate customer with the receipt, the warranty & he's friends w/ the store owner. #debate."
2012-10-12 08:28:05 AM
4 votes:
CNN commentator says that before the debate Biden and Ryan were "as nervous as a hooker in church"

That is a slanderous characterization. If I were a whore, I'd be offended at being associated with politicians.
2012-10-12 10:04:05 AM
3 votes:
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2012-10-12 09:36:09 AM
3 votes:
The hilarious thing about all this is that right now there are millions of angry Conservatives tuning into to Rushbo so they can hear about how wrong it is for someone to be so belligerent and disrespectful.
2012-10-12 09:07:53 AM
3 votes:
At least they weren't as nervous as an altar boy...
2012-10-12 08:48:27 AM
3 votes:

physt: vernonFL: Are they allowed to take beta blockers or anything like that? Valium? A shot of whiskey?

Or is that considered "doping"?

Serious question... how would a beta blocker help?


It would keep Hayata from becoming Ultraman.
2012-10-12 09:55:15 AM
2 votes:
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2012-10-12 09:02:39 AM
2 votes:

CPennypacker: Romney interrupts, take charge, has the last word every time, is assertive, and lies all night, clear win.

Biden interrupts, take charge, has the last word every time, is assertive, and tells the truth, clear tie.

WTF?


I think Romney and Ryan were given extra points for having powerful hair.
2012-10-12 08:44:42 AM
2 votes:
Are they allowed to take beta blockers or anything like that? Valium? A shot of whiskey?

Or is that considered "doping"?
2012-10-12 10:21:12 AM
1 votes:

RedT: [timethemoment.files.wordpress.com image 326x489]

I showed my husband the Time Mag Ryan workout pictorial and he commented "When I look at those picutres I imagine Ryan with a Shake-a-weight."

/And here I am outta brain-bleach.


I read that as "Time 'Meg Ryan'", but either way:

i.imgur.com
2012-10-12 10:12:26 AM
1 votes:

Buffalo77: [sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 403x403]


You sound angry.
2012-10-12 10:07:23 AM
1 votes:
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2012-10-12 09:46:37 AM
1 votes:

whizbangthedirtfarmer: It's almost as if they want to keep their ratings high...


When were CNN's ratings high? The first Gulf War?
2012-10-12 09:41:36 AM
1 votes:

urbangirl: Pants full of macaroni!!: urbangirl: Uchiha_Cycliste: automagically

i love your new word. may i add it to my vocabulary?

It's not exactly a "new" word. It is, however, an excellent word.

right up there with my other fave -- ignoranus


You can absolutely use it =3
Allow me to also suggest the use of cocksicle as a pejorative description of republican (vice)presidential candidates.
2012-10-12 09:30:35 AM
1 votes:
Nervous? Me?

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2012-10-12 09:24:56 AM
1 votes:

CPennypacker: Why can't conservatives admit defeat?


If you do then the media can report it, if you don't the media has to editorialize it then you claim liberal media conspiracy.
2012-10-12 09:12:12 AM
1 votes:

Headso: For Biden especially it could have been bad... Was out and about last night tho so didn't see it. Based on what I have read and heard it seems like it was fairly uneventful?


Sure, it was uneventful. You missed nothing, you probably were having a far more thrilling time doing whatever you were doing.

But, speaking of what you read and heard, how long have you subscribed to Mitt and Paul's Fantastic Utter Bullshiat Weekly?
2012-10-12 08:58:01 AM
1 votes:
I just realized something, all of Joe's interrupting to call Ryan on his blatant lying serves another purpose... There's very little clean audio of Ryan spouting talking points for the R/R campaign to use in ads... Genius.
2012-10-12 08:52:04 AM
1 votes:
What does malarkey mean?

People apparently rushed to their computers to find out. "Malarkey," it turns out, was the third-most-searched debate-related term of the night on Google. It was also trending on Twitter for a good chunk of time.


fark this earth
2012-10-12 08:51:28 AM
1 votes:

physt: vernonFL: Are they allowed to take beta blockers or anything like that? Valium? A shot of whiskey?

Or is that considered "doping"?

Serious question... how would a beta blocker help?


According to Wikipedia, they reduce the effects of stress hormones. Plus Ryan looks like the kind of guy who would have been an Alpha-Beta in college, so they probably block him out too.
2012-10-12 08:47:09 AM
1 votes:

vernonFL: Are they allowed to take beta blockers or anything like that? Valium? A shot of whiskey?

Or is that considered "doping"?


All-natural supplements only. St. John's Wort, a banana for potassium, and a CD of soothing ocean sounds.
2012-10-12 08:46:20 AM
1 votes:

vernonFL: Are they allowed to take beta blockers or anything like that? Valium? A shot of whiskey?

Or is that considered "doping"?


What happens if they're found 'doping?' Are the poll numbers forcibly reversed?
2012-10-12 08:23:26 AM
1 votes:
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