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(Pravda)   Putin becomes Russia's second holder of eighth judo dan, looks forward to getting Jedi sword   (english.pravda.ru) divider line 79
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2012-10-12 02:51:06 PM
We get it Putin, you have a tiny dick.
 
2012-10-12 02:59:29 PM

browntimmy: We get it Putin, you have a tiny dick.


Did he borrow it from one of the kids in his class?
 
2012-10-12 03:01:23 PM

maram500: Here comes the nerd!

First, it's not a Jedi "sword;" it's a lightsaber. Second, you don't just "get" one--Jedi Padawans construct their lightsabers by hand.

"Putin becomes Russia's second holder of eighth judo dan, looks forward to constructing his own lightsaber. FTFY, Subtard.


I just want you to know i came here to make the same comment, so don't feel alone in your nerdiness!
 
2012-10-12 03:04:13 PM
If you're blue, and don't know where to go,
Why don't you go where fashion sits...
www.moviefancentral.com
 
2012-10-12 03:22:13 PM
Came here for Ronda Rousey pics. Left dissappointed.
 
2012-10-12 03:29:28 PM
MaxAwesome

That was a good laugh!
 
2012-10-12 03:41:55 PM
He's just trying to become a James Bond villan, isn't he?
 
2012-10-12 03:42:49 PM

maram500: Here comes the nerd!

First, it's not a Jedi "sword;" it's a lightsaber. Second, you don't just "get" one--Jedi Padawans construct their lightsabers by hand.

"Putin becomes Russia's second holder of eighth judo dan, looks forward to constructing his own lightsaber. FTFY, Subtard.


Luke was given his first light saber.

(you mad?)
 
2012-10-12 04:00:31 PM

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: Rip Dashrock: Of all the world leaders, he is the one I wouldn't want to piss off. He kinda goes against the pasty faced, fat ass physique stereotype.

The man's a buffoon.


Yeah, well, you go tell him that.

We'll be sure to visit you before you're shipped off to the uranium mines in Siberia.
 
2012-10-12 04:01:52 PM
Vladimir Putin - Russia's Teddy Roosevelt.

mostly.
 
2012-10-12 04:23:01 PM

MaxAwesome: If you're blue, and don't know where to go,
Why don't you go where fashion sits...
[www.moviefancentral.com image 480x496]


Oh jesus fark...
 
2012-10-12 04:44:49 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: /Vlad is the Forrest Gump of world leaders.


So he's rich, is amazingly successful, and can run for a long time?
 
2012-10-12 05:21:16 PM

squeez cheez: I'd like to see Putin fight Stephen Seagal. Actually, no, don't really want to see two talentless people who lie about their abilities fight.


He's an atrocious actor to be sure but to the best of my knowledge Seagal has never misrepresented his aikido skills. What are you saying has he lied about? Hopefully it's not his guitar-playing because he's much better at that than acting.
 
2012-10-12 05:22:19 PM
edge.ilpvideo.com

// yeah I know it's not judo
/// but then his "8th Dan" is an honorary one
 
2012-10-12 05:31:25 PM

MaxAwesome: If you're blue, and don't know where to go,
Why don't you go where fashion sits...


I'm ashamed to admit that I laughed... Still kinda chuckling
 
2012-10-12 05:48:32 PM
Best Korea's leader, Kim Jong-un, can beat Putin with both arms tied behind his back while getting 12 holes-in-one.
 
2012-10-12 06:42:26 PM

A Shambling Mound: squeez cheez: I'd like to see Putin fight Stephen Seagal. Actually, no, don't really want to see two talentless people who lie about their abilities fight.

He's an atrocious actor to be sure but to the best of my knowledge Seagal has never misrepresented his aikido skills. What are you saying has he lied about? Hopefully it's not his guitar-playing because he's much better at that than acting.


That's right. Seagal can make anybody who's already a member of his cult fall down on command, just like any other faith healer.
 
2012-10-12 06:46:41 PM

Koodz: A Shambling Mound: squeez cheez: I'd like to see Putin fight Stephen Seagal. Actually, no, don't really want to see two talentless people who lie about their abilities fight.

He's an atrocious actor to be sure but to the best of my knowledge Seagal has never misrepresented his aikido skills. What are you saying has he lied about? Hopefully it's not his guitar-playing because he's much better at that than acting.

That's right. Seagal can make anybody who's already a member of his cult fall down on command, just like any other faith healer.


That could be true. It doesn't answer my question though.
 
2012-10-12 07:25:43 PM

A Shambling Mound: squeez cheez: I'd like to see Putin fight Stephen Seagal. Actually, no, don't really want to see two talentless people who lie about their abilities fight.

He's an atrocious actor to be sure but to the best of my knowledge Seagal has never misrepresented his aikido skills. What are you saying has he lied about? Hopefully it's not his guitar-playing because he's much better at that than acting.


Seagall, like Chuck Norris, is a genuinely talented marital artist. Too bad for both of them, they fell for their own hype and now believe they are some kind of god.
 
2012-10-12 07:55:27 PM

Gyrfalcon: A Shambling Mound: squeez cheez: I'd like to see Putin fight Stephen Seagal. Actually, no, don't really want to see two talentless people who lie about their abilities fight.

He's an atrocious actor to be sure but to the best of my knowledge Seagal has never misrepresented his aikido skills. What are you saying has he lied about? Hopefully it's not his guitar-playing because he's much better at that than acting.

Seagall, like Chuck Norris, is a genuinely talented marital artist. Too bad for both of them, they fell for their own hype and now believe they are some kind of god.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris#Martial_arts_career

Who did Steven Seagal fight again? I know he kicked anorexia's ass, but I haven't heard of any of his other no-doubt epic wons.
 
2012-10-12 07:56:12 PM

Koodz: Gyrfalcon: A Shambling Mound: squeez cheez: I'd like to see Putin fight Stephen Seagal. Actually, no, don't really want to see two talentless people who lie about their abilities fight.

He's an atrocious actor to be sure but to the best of my knowledge Seagal has never misrepresented his aikido skills. What are you saying has he lied about? Hopefully it's not his guitar-playing because he's much better at that than acting.

Seagall, like Chuck Norris, is a genuinely talented marital artist. Too bad for both of them, they fell for their own hype and now believe they are some kind of god.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris#Martial_arts_career

Who did Steven Seagal fight again? I know he kicked anorexia's ass, but I haven't heard of any of his other no-doubt epic wins.


FTFM
 
2012-10-12 09:23:33 PM
I'm sure it's as legitimate as Elvis's black belt.
 
2012-10-12 10:00:15 PM

protectyourlimbs: until he is competing against people besides from ones who will be killed for competing back, cant we just call them honorary dans....


The other 8th Dan Judo black belt only got the silver medal in the 2012 Olympics.
 
2012-10-12 10:06:07 PM
Shouldn't this have the "scary" tag?
 
2012-10-12 11:29:48 PM

maram500: Here comes the nerd!

First, it's not a Jedi "sword;" it's a lightsaber. Second, you don't just "get" one--Jedi Padawans construct their lightsabers by hand.

"Putin becomes Russia's second holder of eighth judo dan, looks forward to constructing his own lightsaber. FTFY, Subtard.



This, fer cripes sakes.
 
2012-10-13 12:17:18 AM

Koodz: Gyrfalcon: A Shambling Mound: squeez cheez: I'd like to see Putin fight Stephen Seagal. Actually, no, don't really want to see two talentless people who lie about their abilities fight.

He's an atrocious actor to be sure but to the best of my knowledge Seagal has never misrepresented his aikido skills. What are you saying has he lied about? Hopefully it's not his guitar-playing because he's much better at that than acting.

Seagall, like Chuck Norris, is a genuinely talented marital artist. Too bad for both of them, they fell for their own hype and now believe they are some kind of god.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris#Martial_arts_career

Who did Steven Seagal fight again? I know he kicked anorexia's ass, but I haven't heard of any of his other no-doubt epic wons.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Seagal#Aikido

so help me i never thought i'd defend Seagal, but you have to do more than collect box tops to become the first foreigner to run an aikido dojo in the country that invented the style... say what you will be he's no phony.

norris' record isn't to be scoffed at either. the old generation of action movie stars counted among them some legitimate fighters, which you don't see quite so much nowadays.
 
2012-10-13 01:11:01 AM

MaxAwesome: If you're blue, and don't know where to go,
Why don't you go where fashion sits...
[www.moviefancentral.com image 480x496]


Took me a minute to piece it together, and not really knowing the lyrics, it just came to me. Well done, and I snerted
 
2012-10-13 08:46:40 AM
Putin is afraid of Pussy
 
2012-10-13 08:29:22 PM

buttery_shame_cave: Koodz: Gyrfalcon: A Shambling Mound: squeez cheez: I'd like to see Putin fight Stephen Seagal. Actually, no, don't really want to see two talentless people who lie about their abilities fight.

He's an atrocious actor to be sure but to the best of my knowledge Seagal has never misrepresented his aikido skills. What are you saying has he lied about? Hopefully it's not his guitar-playing because he's much better at that than acting.

Seagall, like Chuck Norris, is a genuinely talented marital artist. Too bad for both of them, they fell for their own hype and now believe they are some kind of god.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris#Martial_arts_career

Who did Steven Seagal fight again? I know he kicked anorexia's ass, but I haven't heard of any of his other no-doubt epic wons.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Seagal#Aikido

so help me i never thought i'd defend Seagal, but you have to do more than collect box tops to become the first foreigner to run an aikido dojo in the country that invented the style... say what you will be he's no phony.

norris' record isn't to be scoffed at either. the old generation of action movie stars counted among them some legitimate fighters, which you don't see quite so much nowadays.


Yeah, you have to marry the dojo owner's daughter, then wait for him to retire.

I lived in the neighborhood where Seagal's former dojo is located. It's still open, and it's typical grab-my-wrist aikido nonsense. I have a lot of respect for the few people who practice Aikido with aliveness, but Seagal and his organization are not among them. Norris was a Tang Soo Do fighter. Seagal was NOT an Aikido fighter. I'm not really sure there is such a thing. Seagal's (and most) Aikido is more like a style of folk dance that resembles fighting stuff to people who don't know what they're looking at. It's compliant stage magic.
 
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